The Bam Margera redemption arc is actually amazing.
>>533355896QRD? Did he find Jesus?
>>533355939no he found Gzus
QRD? Did he relapse?
why didnt you link the webm where he totally slays that drop in
>>533356079op is a faggot
meanwhile OP looks back to a boring life without any stories worth to tell, still being unfuckd in his 40s...
>nigger Jesus shirtIs he listening to MSI? Basedhttps://youtu.be/4YLk-ncGYfM?si=3vDS4u4AeNMgLLxh
>>533356027nah actually, i live near where bam and april and phil live and he's doing well. thankfully. skating again and doing what he needs to
>>533355896>Pushing 50>Body banged the fuck up from injuries.>Shortened his life by doing stunts on a stupid MTV reality show.>Still thinks he can do extreme "sports".His body is going to explode the next time he eats shit on the concrete.
>>533355896good for bamstay off the booze kid
>>533355896Skateboards don't have brakes, fuck that at Bam's age.
>>533355896Ryan Well Dunn.
>>533355896This pic is fucking weird
>>533355896This thread reminds me that the world is full of spiritually dead individuals who just wanna watch the world burn.Good for Bam.
politics?
>>533356803yeah at 46 and lifetime of booze and drugs he's going to break his body quite easily and it doesnt recover as easily anymoreeven tony hawk who have lived very healthy life takes it easy on the skateboard knowing the limits imposed by age
>>533356726not to mention all of the serious head injuries he's given himself. between skating falls, stunts, general daily filming and general drunken idiocy, I'll bet he's suffered dozens of concussions. back when he was losing his mind, seemed to me like a combination of alcoholism and brain injury
where is the mike valeley poster when you need him?
>>533357069Even Tony hawk knew when to hang it up. Bam is going to keep going until he breaks something that can't heal
>>533355896still a fat retard while being physically active, why is there no videos of him eating, he's gotta be cramming a shit ton of food to stay that fat
>be 40>Feel nothing but pain.at.these commentsI-i-i till got it heh I just don't have time to work out
>>533357005bam is an earth rocker
In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
>>533356726I feel like the years of drugs and alcohol did more damage than any of the mtv stunts
>>533356512unfathomably based
>>533355896didn't he just get done hosting fishtank?
His own friends and business partners basically blacklisted him and tried to turn him into a lolcow. It was fucking disgusting.
>>533356758this
He cant stop drinking alcohol
>>533356724I want that to be true. But the fact is fame and fortune are extremely bad for some people. Especially kids from a U.S. upper middle lower upper class pre 2010. Jesus. I'm 53 and look way younger than Bam or anyone who was on Jackass.. Even though I partied way too hard from 1995 to 2012. But I did stay off any hard shit like cocaine and only drank heavily from 1997 to 1999. Switched to good weed and left everything else alone after 1999. Hell, even mostly quit weed after 2015. Bam just fell into the weird cocoon fame and too many people looking up to you without knowing you can inflict. As he gets older and his body continues to deteriorate, he'll be forced to face all of the realities he's refused over the years. And it's going to be painful the more he tries to fight without facing what he is up against.
>>533357445There's nothing wrong with moderation if you can keep it moderate. People like Steve-O need to be fully separated from drugs and alcohol or they can't help themselves, and he assumes everyone is as much of a junkie as he was.
>>533357036I broke a rib crashing and burning into a bowl at 43, took a sold year to heal and I've chilled out on larping as a rubber bodied kid ever since.
>>533356724can confirm, i leave near the above poster and vouch for him living in the area of the OP subject
Fish tank hasn’t been good since the Burt season.
>>533356724Fuck chester county
>>533355896Yes it's been the best part of youtube. It's amazing seeing him turn back into his old self (in the good ways)
>>533357199>Feel nothing but pain.at.these commentswhy
>>533355896no, jet, fishtank s5 is total dogshit.i stopped watching when you got beat up and bloodied by that pudgy faggot.
>>533356803
>>533356803Real Skyway wheels, not that fake plastic hub ones, nice 80's bike. I dont remember GT having a yellow bike, Mongoose had yellow.
God damn I miss the early 2000s. I just wanna go back and watch this retard and his retarded friends do stupid shit.
>>533357232lmfao my man, i fucking love you bro
>>533357485yeah no fucking shit, man. i went to a charter school in delaware (not saying which) and every kid was rich. every. fucking. kid. mostly. except for me and a few other white boys.
>>533355896He watched Passion of the Christ recently
>>533357368Yeah, and you can tell a lot of them wanted him to fail as well. Steve O keeps milking the whole Bam saga by making sanctimonious videos about him.Bam has been without a doubt a complete fuck up but if he's getting back on the rails he deserves credit for it.
>>533357825Early Performers were yellow, I never had one my older brother rode Hutch so I got those primo hand me downs.
>>533355896wow super cool, buy an ad with all your money drug addict nigger. then get a real job
>>533355896Oh wow, the fat fucking junky spent his entire life for decades being a gigantic piece of shit to everyone around him, especially his parents, and he's finally fat and old and losing money and he decided to start mildly acting like a slightly better subhuman, BRAVO. Had the entire world offered up to him and a plate and he squandered it ALL while pissing on people he views as beneath him. Fuck that faggot ass.
>>533358172that's just what we do around here lmao i'm from Delaware.
>>533358172>being a gigantic piece of shit to everyone around him, especially his parents,that viva la bam stuff was stage, it's TV anon
>>533358204Bunch of niggers in that case, worse than niggers actually
>>533358237Oh yeah I'm sure all the videos of him on benders treating those people like subhumans was a bit, shit up
>>533358138This dudes face makes me want to vomit.
>>533358172His parents are in on it you fucking idiot. They made bank off shit like Viva la Bam and overreact for fun.
>>533358339Oh yeah him being an out of control violent junky abandoning his wife and children was a bit, got it
has mike v weighed in on his redemption arc?
>>533358172scared of taking the turn, huh?
>>533357080ohhh SHIT
>>533357264
>>533357005>politics? According to Dugin surfers and skateboarders are the hardest group to psyop with zigger migger propaganda
>>533359056>Presumptuous Why do you fuck kids?
I drank a handle of vodka with this dude back in like 2007 down in New Orleans, I didn't even know it was him until someone told me the next day. Glad to see he's getting right.
>>533359199"Mike valley vs 4 random Ocks"
>>533356724I can confirm, i just see him going into the fishing store daily so I think he's on a good path
>>533359199Bro you just put me in a time machine, thank you.
>>533357036>tony hawk shared a tour bus with a 13 year old shaun white for 18 months>SKATING IS PEDO CODED>LOOK HOW THEY DRESS AND ACT>SKATING IS PEDO CODED>LOOK HOW THEY DRESS AND ACT
>>533355896Wishing Bam all the best, it's good to see him back skating
>>533357504Lol Everyone is tho. The ones that aren't, are extremely naive and inexperienced on this planet.
>>533357036You need to lose weight to fall without cracking shit.
>>533357232peak pasta, legendary even
>>533355896yeah im thinking hes back
>>533355896earthrockers never give up!
>>533360448Really not the case. Tbqh the vast majority of the world could be given coke twice a day for a month and would eventually settle back into their normal life not using. The majority of servicemen from vietnam using heroin did not continue to use stateside. Honestly think the problem of addiction is boringly overblown. It's a huge problem for those it affects but it doesn't affect that many.
Think we gotta give some credit to the Dern brothers too for helping him get his shit together. They even support Fish Tank lol.
>>533360474Not a helmet dumb fuck?
>>533357232
>>533357128Tony quit at just the right time, health wise. Maybe even a little late.
>>533359199That video goes hard.
>>533357232No way, you too?!
>>533357825I stole a GT Dyno with mag rims when I was 11 then someone stole it from me like six weeks later.
>>533357232thanks doc
>>533355896POST THE PHOTO OF ORC BAM
>>533357128gen xers have become like boomers. 50yo man thinking he's still 25.
>>533356803Real bmx's have no brakes or just a rear one.
A ton of shylocks in here, sheesh
>>533356803wtf is that? pedals???
>>533355896I'm happy for him and it's pretty amazing that he can get back on a skateboard after so many years and still do his thing.
>>533357485That lifestyle MTV pushed doesn't age well but none of us realized it back then, or at least we denied it. It produced some incredible degeneracy. I have some amazing memories though, my party era was about the same as yours. Great times... and now here we are. KekCheers
>>533360304i have never got that vibe from skate culture. these touring guys mostly end up being lifelong friends with each other
>>533360610bam margera ain't wearing no fucking helmet
>>533361401Wow, Pam was a babe back then. Except for that knee...
>>533361045no brakes can't stopdon't want to PREMIUM RUSH
>>533360837Post hand.
bam thread?
>>533355896>Bam turns into VitoAwesome magic trick
>>533361045>brakelessGenY retards and zoomers too stupid and lazy to figure out how to install a gyro.
>>533356803Unless you have enough air time to kick the bike completely away from you there is not way to bail without eating massive shit. Fuck that at any age.
>>533362247
>>533355896Phil looks great. How much weight has he lost?
>>533357825Yellow was a staple for GTs from 80-85But that chrome headset is cringe as fuck. I guarantee it was a "omg a GT epoch headset, i totally have to use this on my vintage build.."https://bmxmuseum.com/bikes/gt_bicycles/28949
>>533355896>i guess im hosting fishtank now>show up>"so how was last night" hahahaha>no im not gonna do any challenges or interact with anyone>thanks for the $200k bag, wiggers
>>533355896No one would give it a second thought if he was wearing a Satan shirt.Think about that.
>>533355896Bam was never good at skateboarding.
>>533363182he wasnt tony hawk, but he was a very good skater
>>533363182Bam made skateboarding cool.All these little skater fags on youtube wouldn't exist without the influence of Bam and Jackass.
>>533363300Checked, but Tony's daddy made sure he won the early contests he organized, the fix was in for that glownigger princess from the start.
He better laugh it up.He has failed at redemption.
>>533362199Lmao. I'm white I was just a little shithead when I was a kid.
Meet me behind Ross Dress for Less.
>>533358204SLOWEWWWWWWWER LOWERRITE CHEEAH
>>5333614012/10 sharp knees would not fuck.
>>533363498
>>533355896>20 year olds in the 90s are now old as fuckIts never been so over
>>533363613Did you really call Tony Hawk a glownigger? Do you know what that word means, newfriend? You’re not using it correctly.
>>533363613he was also the best skater on tour and stayed at the top of the game for decades. he anchored the bones brigade
>>533356810Ryan Dunn For
>>533355896I talk to Bam on instagram. He is very down to Earth these days
>>533364273No you don't faggot shut the fuck up
>>533356726Men used to die before 40 nigger, he's gotten 100 times the life you'll ever have. >Muh geriatric endingWho gives a fuck if you end up watching tick tocks on a couch for the rest of your gay as life in your fucking 80s
>>533364037Lmao this is one of my favorite negs. Haven’t seen it in a very long time. This one and “Elbows are too pointy. 2/10. Would not fuck.”
>>533355896I’d bet he’s a fiddler like Don Vito
>>533357506Shattered an ankle last year snowboarding, I'm 39. Definitely not 19 anymore lol.
>>533364273really? he seems a bit too rock n roll to be down to Earth
>>533355896Bam will you sign my turd?
>>533363498penny and muska made skating cool >>533363498bam didn't influence skating whatsoeverhe was never considered good.he was marektable due to his cky landspeed shit which led to getting an mtv deal for jackass, so he was promoted for that, not for his skateboarding.
>>533355896I hope he goes into the half pipe and explodes like pic related when he eats shit
>>533355896YO YOU GUYS ALL ABOUT SKA?
>>533355896RIP Bam. I miss him so much.
>>533356810>>533364240He Dunn goofed.
The new Jackass is going to be so shit, just like the last one. They're too old to doing any stunts so the only edgy material they have left is the gay gross-out humour where they wave their dicks around for over an hour
>>533364697>Bam didn't influence skateboarding>but he was marketable and influenced skateboardingJust shut the fuck up. You're too retarded to speak to.
>>533365122this, unfortunately, is true
>>533365240he was marketable due to jackass, not his "skills" on a skateboard.Jackass has little to do with skateboarding.bam fanboys have always been a special kind of shit eating retard casual and you've done nothing to disprove that.
>>533355896Did someone shorten his arms when he fell asleep?That’s a really mean prank to do
>>533365512>Jackass has little to do with skateboardingIt's funny that you say this and still try to present yourself as some sort of authority on skating culture. You dumb.
>>533355896He just hosted a season of Sam Hides Fishtank show and April and Phil were on it too and they looked good, older but good.
>>533358132Damn we were all poor lol. Only the "rich" kids had GTs. I had a Mongoose but most were on Huffy and shit. My friend had this sick Spaulding bike that I've never seen again. Nobody had three piece cranks because they were as much as a bike. One older guy in town like 15 at the time was one of the best actual racers in the state or area and had an Auburn sponsorship so he always had sick bikes. Him and his friends would beat the shit out of you if you talked to them though lol. I really miss my dirtball bmx days at like 11 or 12. We were fucking terrors and just rode around all day destroying shit
>>533358335>This dudes face makes me want to vomit.He looks like a Human character in the Ren & Stimpy cartoon.
>>533359199I remember downloading this on napster.iirc it had a DMX song.
>>533365712>fad culture xNot much needed be known
>>533365950Being Your Whole Crew I think was the song
Fuck all the haters; I'm happy Bam is getting better. I may not always agree with or like someone after sobriety (steve-o), but it's still nice to know they're finding peace and feeling good about themselves.
>>533355896Is putting that much weight on your knees a good idea?
>>533366015No one's talking to you. Mind your own business, dumb dumb.
>>533366015And you apparently don't even know the basics.
>>533356803a powerslide is when you shove your back foot forward and since the skateboards wheels are not omnidirectional it serves as a very effective braking system
>>533360304>tony hawk shared a tour bus with a 13 year old shaun white for 18 monthsthat must've been hell, shaun white's an absolute retard.
> young rich twink>abuse drugs get laid>repeat for decades>now old >look like a sausage>drugs just feel bad now>look guise redemption arcpathetic
>>533366157it is not
>>533356726How many times did he break his wrists/ankles? I mean after the first time your bone basically turns into powder
Did you know he is Italian?
>>533366234>got paid to do all of it>still has more money than you'll ever seeCope harder
