Can someone please educate me on the history of Britain and their cuisine and why it’s (they’re) so weird
>>533361046They went on severe rationing during WW2 because it was very important to them that the Germans of Danzig didn't get to join Germany. They squandered so much of their resources on the war that they were stuck on rationing for decades after and by the time they began to recover, they'd lost generational traditions of cooking skill. As a result their cuisine today is basically just "spite food" held over from their nasty, petty hatred for Germany and willingness to live in utter deprivation if it hurts Germans.
>the potato is a superfood and can be enjoyed many waysA thread had to die for this, I guess.
>>533361046anon, do you want to talk about your bacon flavored soda?dont throw rocks in a glass house.beans or mushy peas on chips is fucked upbut its nowhere near the kinds heresy one can find in america
>>533361150Did you go to the chippy today you fat dog?
>>533361178Yes. The point is that you pour it in a spray bottle and aim it at muslims.
>>533361229No I would have gone but I had rice and Indian curry instead.You watched any niggerball today?
>>533361046The taste of his food and the look of his woman made the Englishman the greatest explorer the world has ever known
>>533361315>Bloody hell! I asked for mild. >Hello, police? I'd like to report attempted murder.
European people are very weird in general. I was in Europe for work and multiple women raped me multiple times in multiple countries. I don't think they understand consent over there I explicitly said no.
>>533361046>(they’re) so weirdyou put literal marshmallows on top of casseroles.
>>533361046If you don’t like cheesy, beany tuna potato you are not white
>>533361611White people are so pathetic they cannot be handling any spice even
>>533361682That actually looks pretty good.
>>533361178No one actually drinks that here though it's a novelty gag item meant for a white elephant gift exchange or whatever
>>533361748I'm black and beautiful, honey
>>533361178WAIT that’s a thing? Holy shit I want that. Fuck you and your waffles faggot this is gold.
>>533361046none of the """""""""""traditional""""""""" brit foods are actually from britainthey steal cultureits all they dothink about any 3 quintessentially british things100% chance all 3 are stolen from wales, ireland, north umbria or scotland
>>533362256>north umbriaWe're pretending the Anglo-Saxon kingdom of Northumbria isn't English now? Why, because they got conquered by the Danes?
>>533361046Clockwise from the top left to the bottom rightwould eatwould eatwould eatpasswould eat (begrudgingly)would eatwould eat would eatpasswould eat
>>533361046Anyone that puts ketchup on their fries and not to the side for dipping is subhuman. Fight me.
This thread needs an exorcist
>>533362343>i fear the mushy peangmi desu.
>>533361399The laverbread doesn't seem that bad, at least compared to the others.
>>533361046curry or chinese with chips is WAY better than with rice.The Brits are right on that one. Fries should replace rice in all ethnic foods.
>>533361046It makes me unreasonably angry that they call fries chips. Most british soeech has that effect onme actually. I especially deapiae the way they pronounce an R at the end of words that end in A. It sounds so dumb.
someone should tell them the war is over
>>533361046Thank God I live in North America where they're called Chili cheese fries like a normal person would Holy shit those beans look nasty. Sweet ball sweat shit
>>533361682only niggers eat this trash, maybe hicks in the south too.
>>533361738That tuna does not look fresh or even right texture or color
>>533361046>chips and chili>chips and coleslawcolonized
Almost 50% of Indians have chronic diarrhoea.
>>533362393No, I don't disagree that much It's actually a tradition with us not really more like a memory to put ketchup on fries cut into little squares It makes a difference other than that you're right
>>533361150mushy peas and curries, you are subhumans.
>>533362946Curry really is shit. Why would anyone fight a war over that shit? It's disgusting.
>>533361140How severe can rationing be? Even if you have just flour and eggs you can make something out of it. Italian cousine is good but its mostly poor mans food.
>>533362343You are missing out passing on the curry sauce with fish and chips. It is the dog's bollocks.>>533362492>Fries should replace riceChips aren't fries you uncultured pillock.
>>533361140>Germans of DanzigPrussia partitioned and occupied Poland for 123 years. Eat shit wehraboo.
>>533361682I never heard of that, but now I want to try some.
>>533361682That’s not a casserole. It’s candied yams or sweet potato, and you don’t eat much of it.
>>533361046Look at these fucking Peas, bro.
>>533362946what the fuck is that nigger doingcursed thread
>>533364025mushy peas taste betterfresh peas are boringgood food either way
>>533361140fpbp thank you for your service anonone thread at a time
>>533362620i would like to see what this looks like after they cook it (I'm assuming thats what they're about to do)
>>533361140kek'd
>>533362946I had a cave man phase a few months ago. This reminds me of that. I literally bbq'd in my house just to cook because my power was being throttled. I did what I did to survive. I don't know what his deal is. Maybe hes taking the piss with those nigger memes of blacks pouring their fucking shit food all over the table. or maybe hes in a temp place and just doesn't give a shit (If that, than full respect)
>>533363521Danzig had flipflopped between German and Polish control for over 500 years before the partitions and even beyond that, the majority of people in Danzig didn't speak Polish, but German. Take your /his/trionics out of here, faggot.
>>533361399Haggis looks decent. Highest chance of me trying that.
>>533361399Bro can you put a warning on this shit or something, fucking hell. I would prefer to be ignorant.
>>533362620The dumb niggers who eat this will still complain about the lack of seasoning n sheit
I think white people need to stop trying to convince the world they make good food. White people can't cook worth a damn.
>>533361046>>533361178>>533361682>>533361738>>533362946Can we please pass a UN law to ban the british from cooking food?
>>533361046You know that one guy in your family that roots for the serial killer in the movie or the bad guy in scary movies?That’s basically how people from England act all the time
>>533364025They are upsidedown peees
>>533365228Lel you will die of kidney failure at 53. Nigger
>>533361399bruh
English muffins are good Beef Wellington is alright
>>533361140>spiteslop
>>533361399Haggis and Laverbred is probably good especially haggis. t.likes food
>>533361140That’svnot it. Leaving the Catholic communion made them izzat farm, and a class shibboleth is plain cuisine
>>533363060So bad that their sausages were 50% water by weight. This would cause them to explode while cooking. They started calling them "bangers" after this, and this name sticks today. They got so tired of eating peas, that they started mashing them up to change it. They sometimes only had bread, so they would put one piece of toasted bread between two pieces of bread and call it a toast sandwich.>I'LL HAVE SOME BANGERS AND MASH PLEASE LUV>LUV ME BEANS ON TOAST I DO, SIMPLE AS
>>533366452>Disgusting american food>Literally a hamburg steak on bread, english breakfast, italian pizza, gravy chops with cranberry and an universal steakAmericans aren't very good at banter
>>533361046I'm not crazy about the mayo, but the rest seems okay. Maybe drop the coleslaw too.
>>533361046>>>/ck/
>>533361178You poors have glass houses, here in America our houses are Diamonds. Fucking gross ass brown.
Does it somehow make you all happy to learn that people in other countries eat foods you might not like? Your president is sexually attracted to little children, but I would not use this as a stick to beat you all with.It's a sign something is wrong in your life if you need to mock others to get a dopamine rush. This is why America is the Israel of everything that isn't Israel.
>>533366629>Literally a hamburg steak on bread,American > english breakfast,Amercian. No tomatoes or beans. >italian pizzaNew York style > gravy chops with cranberryThat’s Thanksgiving Turkey you uncultured brown > universal steakNow you just sound retarded.
Cheesy chips with chili and coleslaw, and don’t look at me
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>>533361046it is cheap food, why do foreigners think every meal has to be michelin star tier? you're not a chef fatass
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>>533361140they eat sponges as well
everything else is heresy and mayo is pushing it
>>533361178>bacon flavoredastroturfed fad of the late 00'sit was phased out in favor of the sriracha gooksauce rick and morty era of the second obama term
>>533361399I would’ve immediately have to murder anyone trying to serve me any of these dishes
>>533366751>AmericanWrong, Frikadelle is northern german and cousin of the Salisbury steak, which is english. Frikadellesandwich is also a thing from the 19th century.>No tomatoes or beansStill english, so you are wrong.>New York styleaka Alla Romana, which is italian, so you are wrong.>Thanksgiving Turkey Swap the turkey and it's cranberry chops, which is english, you just killed injuns and larped about it>Now you just sound retarded.Grilled steaks are a staple of basque, english, fiorentine, northern mexican and argentinian/uruguayan/gaucho gastronomies, all before someone started grilling in the southwest US.So you are wrong and also retarded.
>>533363060https://youtu.be/7uJ_996KlM0
>>533361140Kek
>>533367144>Mutt chili on fries with cold cheeseComplete heresy
>>533361046Whilst our European cousins were getting really good at making a nice dinner the Brits were out doing things like exploring, coinising and inventing things.
>>533367252>colonising*
>>533361046There is nothing wrong with any of these apart from maybe having the coleslaw on top of the chips rather than on top.Also 'Belgians' are the ones famous for chips and mayo.
>>533361748When you're not being a cheap scamming shitskin and can actually rely on the quality of your ingredients, you don't have to blast them with spices to get a good flavour. Now fuck off and go drink cow piss, sukpreet.
>>533366727Making fun of British food is just Continental bantz which was okay but third world monkeys saw this as chance to shit on you guys even harder while thirdie Shit is notoriously shitty.>Muuh spiced feces with feces slop on top of the feces
>>533367144>>533367248fuck mayo and ranch based sauces already everything has some fucking cream or milk base in it these days i am tired of putting cum sauce on my slop i went the popeyes for the diablo chicken and they give me this white sauce that is hot as fuck dipping my long dick strips in my cum sauce fuck this gay ass world
>>533367252And being defeated by Americans who invented the macaroni and cheese master race
>>533367196Frikadelle has bread and egg in it so it's very different from bürgers.
>>533367444Faggot not deserving of trips and also lactose intolerant which is a strong characteristic of brownoids
>>533362524yeah, that thing with the r at the end of words that end in a also drives me fucking bananas
>>533367527>t.dips his pizza in cum sauce
>>533367486Mexicans call their burgers tortas retard kraut
>>533367144Chips and döner is a goated combo
>>533361046Overall it's bad. Americans aren't exactly in a good position to trash us thoughbeit. Most people here just don't know any better which is why even Indian stuff seems ok next to it. The lower classes have this mentality that any culinary taste is faggy or tryhard, coupled with tradition of protestniggery puritanism pretending that caring about cuisine is satanic. There are regional differences too, it's less bad in the southeast both because of more contact with the international. >>533361140Least deranged naziboo.
>>533367635what doner? A quick check makes me think it's just a prolapsed philly cheese steak
>>533367564t. Is a weak stomach faggot who orders tofu instead of beef and is scared of sour cream on his food
When I visited Britain someone recommended I try a "cheesy curry chip from the chippy". Had to clarify a few times what the fuck he was talking about, but I have to say that slop was divine. I still think about that from time to time, it's that good.
>>533367101>they eat sponges as wellSteamed sponge is basically a sponge cake you dumbass.
>>533361682ok but this shit is phenomenal i love pie and chips and beans but candied yams are great.you should try italso you dont need to add anywhere near as much sugar as mutts do
>>533361046we have chili fries here too, using other stuff instead of chili isn't particularly weird
>>533367144>mayoblame the dutch
>>533368551COOOORRRRRRRRRRR LUSH
>>533361046It's not weird, the public image is weird. It's like any other European country, fish, meat, pies, all pretty bland because no spices. Plus France is next to them, there is plenty of influences from France in British cuisine. Of course you haven't been in restaurants there. it's not fish and chips that's more like q joke.
>>533363353Chips are what you get when you cut up and fry a tortilla. What do you call the chips that come in a bag?
>>533368794crisps, on account of them being crispy
>>533368794Chips and hot chips, usually context tells you which anyway. It's really not that difficult.
>>533368794>>533369119We are even dumber with our naming, the ones in the bags (doritos, lays, pringles whatever) are just chips, “fries” are hot chips
>>533367252Continental Diaspora BTFOWhy are they like this?Why can't they just go home?
>>533369240There's nothing wrong with our naming you leftist poofter cunt, neck yourself
>>533369308>hot chipSounds nigger.French fries sounds sophisticated and elegant. A huWhite Man's French Fries vs a nigger's hot chip
>>533361399Haggis is respectable. I ate it last time I visited Scotland and It's not bad at all.But then again It's Scottish and they're immeasurably better and more based than e*gland
>>533361046British culture is probably the worst of all whites. The food, humor, art, almost everything. The only thing they had going for them is 70s and 80s rock music
>>533369384fries are still fries, but they're different to hot chips
>>533369308>being able to recognise something as stupid makes you a leftist mateStop being a gaycunt watching rita panini on goy news
>>533369384It's chips with an "s" to to start with nigger, secondly you rarely ever say "hot chips" because the context is obvious
>>533369384>>533369455Yeah technically fried are fried and the bigger fatties are hot chips, but calling both chips are acceptable
>>533369461But it's not stupid you self hating cum guzzling deadshit mongoloid
>>533362256This is one of the most retarded things I have ever witnessed. Go and lay down in the road until you are run over.
>>533369510correct
>>533361046The food needs to be soft and bland because they all have gum disease.
>>533369384>French fries sounds sophisticated and elegantremember when you changed the name to freedom fries because you were coping and seething as per usual?
>>533361178We used to sell kinds of retarded bacon related items. Tactical bacon? That bacon lovers swear tastes good? Makes me fucking gag but hey, more power to you if you can eat greasy bacon out of a tin can.
>>533369511It would make more sense if they always referred to a potato product, but doritos are chips too, same with cutting up a tortilla and baking it>next up on Lefties Losing It, a random bogan derro on 4chan attacks all australia culture by questioning the chip
>>533369384>A huWhite Man's French Fries vs a nigger's hot chipKEK the delicious anglo seethe under your post is hilarious
