https://www.foxbusiness.com/fox-news-crime/suspects-convicted-insurance-fraud-staging-costume-bear-attacks-luxury-vehicles-caught-camera
>>533361834>they kept the costumerookie mistake
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>>533361834>>533361892>they thought this would workFucking normies are comical in their stupidity.
>>533361984Why couldn't it work? A bear can easily damage a car's interior
>>533361834>>533361975https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYboIR92vaE
>>533362121Is that from the alleged crime scene lol. At least buy or 3D print actual bear claws. That is obviously a fucking meat take lmfao. Seriously you need to try harder than this. Bears toss shit around and scrape their paws way different than that.
>>533361834They bearly got caught
Where you you even buy Vega claws?
>>533361975Daphne mogs the frumpy dyke know-it-all
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>>533362197>Bears toss shit around and scrape their paws way different than that.picrelThe videos are a giveaway. I can't believe anyone with a shred of competence would approve these claims.
>>533362350Fan fiction cope
>>533361834Brownoids are so fucking stupid.
> Los Angeles>The stupidest fucking scam idea> Armenian suspectsclockwork; picrel robbed a house w/ reagan masks
For anons who don't want to give those kike-compromise media whores their metadata and clicks, and to be put on some lists:https://archive.is/krv2b>>533362121>Those straight-lined uniformly parallel fuckin "gashes" that don't even puncture the leatherTOP KEKJesus christ, how could they possibly think this would work.
>>533361834BEAR FUCKER! DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE?
>>533361834Oy vey
>>533362427That's what a car looks like after a bear goes through it btw
>>533361834>bear attack insurance
>>533362457Just so we're clear, those aren't sanpaku eyes. They're just fucking short.
>>533361834why didn't they just use a real bear?
>>533362578>Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax!
>>533362365Yeah they also leave slobber and mud and shit everywhere if they get into something. Bears are disgusting. Theyre wild. Pure wild. Not gay housecat feral wild where they still meticulously clean themselves but wild. They stink like shit and are covered in it. They slobber and bite whatever they get into. They leave a fucking mess. They eat garbage. They eat diapers.
>>533362121>>533362365>>533362531KEKa grizzly ripped my buddies door off his car to get food a dumbass left in there.
>>533362642>Bear, I'll explain this to you now. You're only supposed to scratch a little - don't tear me to shreds or bite me - otherwise the attack will look too real!
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>>533361834Lol those claws are for shredding meat like pork shoulder and stuff. They're a barbecue tool. Lol
>>533361834I can guess which one was the bear
>>533362605>those aren't sanpaku eyeswrong
>>533361834Never relax around furries.
>>533361975>dyke has three handstake your AI slop elsewhere jeet
