>straight is open but ships are being turned away>enriched uranium is going out of the country but its not>Iran will not be receiving frozen funds but it musthas this guy just agreed to shit without consulting anyone else in Iran apparently other negotiators in Iran and the IRGC are beside themself at his announcement of the straight being open
That's all just theater
>>533372556>Iranian lawmaker Morteza Mahmoudi. Lies. That guy lives on American soil and his job is to spread fake news on behalf of JewSA thinktanks and universities as it is for all the Iranian immigrants.
>>533372556Well the straight is open. It's just that, you have to pay a lot of money to cross without a missile making a hole in your hull. And MIGAfags were so quick to talk shit on Iran.
>>533372556>18th April 2026>Some people still believe a single thing Trump says
>>533372556It really is bizarre why he sent out the very ambitious "straits open" tweet that bailed out all of the feds oil shorts and set them up for another pump and dump. Why? It's like he's working for Trump almost...
>>533372556>[literally who] said [fake news]
>>533372556>wtf is going on in iranTrump is lying to you. /thread
>>533372556WHAT THR FUCK IS GOING ON AÀAÀÀÀÀAAAAAAAAAAASCan someone QRD. What's the material reality ? Who lied regarding what matter.
>>533373218>>533372833even if this quote from this one official is untrue fars news and other IRGC affiliated outlets are critiquing it https://xcancel.com/Osinttechnical/status/2045224116945305721#m
>>533373171>>533373259This meme has proven reliable for a long time now.
>>533372556Pretty simple: The Iranian negotiators are not in charge. You can negotiate opening the strait, but if you don't have the people that actually decide on board, the strait's not gonna open.
>>533372556Trump is a lying fatass and hes coping hard
>>533373548It's open. They're just asking for heavy reparations in order to keep it open after the ceasefire ends. They're letting the world cool off for a moment.
>>533373460the IRGC and civilian government are having serious disagreements over negotiations with the US the IRGC wants to defeat the US both militarily and economically whilst the civilian arm wants to leave the state intact and wants the war to stop, regardless i think all of this proves the supreme leader is in a coma the amount of going on words and incoordination between the different branches of government is telling
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>>533372556>is the guy with a degree from England (rothschilds headquarters) fucking people over?you fucking niggers just might start waking up after all.
>>533373460>>533373543well that was coinvent timing never mind no the straight is closed again https://nitter.poast.org/FaytuksNetwork/with_replies
>>533373648Ahh mate, sad to see a fellow countryman with such a shitty and incorrect take.No offence but are you homeless posting?
>>533373492>critiquingOh God! Not that! It's all over! Israel won, AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
>>533372556>wtf is going onAll I know is pol just tongued my anus. Feels bad man.
>W-w-well the straight is open. It's just that, you have to pay a lot of money to cross without a missile m-m-m-aking a hole in your hull. And M-M-MIGAfags were so quick to talk shit on Iran!That's it boy, keep dancing to save that narrative! Watching you little groids try to desperately save face after uncritically believing Mudslime AI vids has been a total delight
>>533373880>>533373766not even IRGC has closed the straight (again) literally 8 minutes ago check marine traffic all the ships are starting to turn
>>533373785the civilian government was rebuked mid war for apologizing for bombing the gulf states said they would stop and the IRGC told them to fuck off and kept at it?
>>533373648>>533373766Thank you. So next week we'll get more clarity.
>>533374041well the ceasefire is ending on the 21st apparently, if trump had a deal he would be on his way to Islamabad to sign it
>>533373766>(PBUH) Isn't this reserved for the Messenger's of God?
>>533375438your the one in the Muslim country you tell me
>>533372556both sides are just pretending to negotiatenone of this matters yet
>>533375812I'm confused as much as the biggest non-believer...ah, excuse me, dog kuffar.
>>533375438No its a phrase you use whenever talking about the dead. The same as "god rest his soul" in western countries.
>>533372556Iran is stalling because every day the strait is closed brings them closer to their demands.
>>533372556False. Strait was opened in exchange of ceasefire in Lebanon but US went back on their word. So strait is closed again.>morteza mahmoudiPls that nigga lives in US and doesn't have an iota about what Irans government and US government is negotiating. He will tweet whatever he wants without any information
>>533373216>working for trumptry the city of london
