They represent the Emus
>>533380981>OMG IT'S JUST LIKE ONE OF MY VIDEO GAMES
>>533380981Volus are jews
>>533380981Seek help. Seriously.
these things are the jews
>>533380981>>533381321Quarians are canonically jews
>>533380981Why do people play video games for the story. A video games story has to fit sround the gameplay. Look at bios hockey. The story sucked and it didn't fit with the first person shooter genre. The setting was the only thing of interest. Same with Mass effect. It was only interesting because it was a game set in space. Video game writers are bottom of the barrel writers. Below fanfiction writers
>>533380981No. Mass Effect is a uniquely anti-semitic cultural product because of its complete representation of historical interpretations of the Jew. While other artforms represent the Jew as a single stereotype (like how the Ferengi are shown in Star Trek), Mass Effect achieves this with 3 separate interpretations:>Volus: the short, sickly scheming Jew who is obsessed with profit>Quarian: the nomadic Jew who is locked in a death war over their supposed ancestral homeland>Asari: the matrineal, gene-stealing Jew who controls the upper-echelons of society and government
>>533380981Obviously it was these motherfuckers.
>>533381948>Quarian: the nomadic Jew who is locked in a death war over their supposed ancestral homelandwith their literal golems LMAO>Asari: the matrineal, gene-stealing Jew who controls the upper-echelons of society and governmentthis one's a stretch
The games are right though, we all need to put petty tribalism aside when it comes to facing existential threats.
>>533380981>in Mass Effect, did the Reapers represent jews?No it's just Gurren Lagann for westoids.
So reading all the comments, /pol/ cooked up the conclusion, that the citadel basically consisted only of different types of spacejews?Checks out
>>533381948>>533382018>the matrineal, gene-stealing JewWhite men are highly vulnerable to this archetype.
>>533382282Elcor, Krogan, Drell, Hanar, Keepers, and Vorcha are not Jews Turians are Mossad
>>533382282Except the Turians. I mean they are pretty obviously space Romans (i.e. cenTURIANS).Not sure what Salarians are supposed to represent though.
>>533381321This post best post>>533381421Absolutely incorrect
>>533382193God I want to give Liara’s perfect blue feet a massage while she doomscrolls on space twitter so bad bros
The most jewish race, apart from the Hanar and the Volus, are the Quarian fucks.>be Quarian niggers>decide to create AI powered synthetics, despite the entire galaxy banning AI, to be your slaves>the Geth gain consciousness >freak out because you don't want to be raped by the council so kill the Geths>the Geths revolt and start genociding the Quarians only out of self defence>OY VEY MUH 6 GORILLION DEAD QUARIANS>the Geth proceed to kill every single life form they find on their path and are a danger>some of them side with the Reapers and become a problem for the entire galaxy>OY VEY PLEASE COUNCIL, PLEASE SHEPARD SAVE US>*2 games after*>OY VEY SHEPARD WE NEED OUR PLANET, IT HAS BEEN PROMISED TO OUR PEOPLE HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO>refuse to help against the reapers until they're granted their landI hate these disgusting fucks
>>533382018>this one's a stretchFound the asari (space tranny)
>>533382615Tali > Miranda > Liara > everyone else>>533382735>(space tranny)but all the dinosaurs in jurassic park are female
>>533381948>like how the Ferengi are shown in Star TrekNo. the Ferengi simply represent greed that is resident in all men. The Changelings are what Jews really are.
The Batarians are the muslims.>be worthless race hated by everyone in the universe>kicked out of the Citadel and the embassies because all your race can do is chimping out and be a space nigger>proceed go in the terminus system and ruin everything with crime, enslavement and selling prisoners of every race>EVERYBODY HATES US, YOU'RE GOING TO PAY!!!>become terrorists and get rekt every single time>based commander shepard nukes their solar system out of existence killing 300.000 of them in the process, he did it willfully >he gets imprisoned and goes under trial on earth were the government is composed by bleeding leftists as usual>still not found guilty
Turn off Mass Effect 3 after you and Garrus make arrangements to meet at the bar after you dieTurn off Game of Thrones after the Battle of the Bastards Turn off Walking Dead after Rick hears the sound of children playing inside Alexandria
>>533382835TFW no cute Tali space girlfriend. What’s the point of living?
The Salarians are the Chinese.>supposedly the smartest race>autistic, giant ego, they think they're above the other races and so everything they do is justified for the glory of their race, although they never disclose it publicly >engineer plague to drastically reduce and sterilize the Krogans (the niggers) and let the Turians use it against them>still never sorry after hundreds of years>eventually some of them work a cure for the genophage but they never disclose the formula nor the studies, the only scientist who was able to create the cure dies with it>they lay eggs
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>>533383333Had to be me. Someone else might not have checked them.
the games/company should have went full degenerate japan style instead of woke usa style. the world would be a much better place.
>>533383473I never played any DLC :(
>>533382835The best girl is EDI.If you chose the synthesis ending you would be able to fuck and impregnate her.
>>533383538Fox News literally went apeshit over the first game and said it was hardcore pornography because there was one sex scene
>>533383605Synthesis is the right ending, and it's also going to happen to us within 100 years if the archons don't sabotage our AGI development
>>533383545Just buy the definitive edition on Steam or whatever, you have the 3 games with all the DLCs.120 hours worth of content for a few bucks, I bought it for 5,99€ during this winter sales.Check the stores for gray market keys: https://gg.deals/game/mass-effect-legendary-edition/Also being EA jews, a lot of DLCs in the second and third games are essential for the story and it's criminal that they made them paid content. For instance I can't fathom how Javik and the Leviathan are DLCs...
>>533383760>Who said it? Ashley Williams or Sabrina Carpenter? Also, she's voiced by a black woman
>>533383785I did buy it on steam years ago but then I stopped playing videogames and I never started again
>>533380981>playing goj effect
>>533383473Should have named this "the FEELS" dlc.....>We'll bang okay...
>>533383474Kek
>>533382668Quarians are literally Romani
>>533383836I stopped vydya when I stopped weed.
>>533380981Did you know in mass effect by the game start whites are extinct and the writer tought that was beautiful? Diversity of humanity was strength but mono culture of not space jew quarians was mesmerizing according to him? Did you know also the writer was a jew?
>>533381321>Volus are jews/thread
Read the books from the same author who written the game's lore and you will see how fucking jewed this game franchise is.
>>533385465If you play female Shepard and you’re not engaged or have an active love interest, at the end of the party you’re having sex with Javik and acknowledge this the morning after when everyone wakes up. It’s funny and cringe at the same time because BioWare forced it on the player.
>>533383720>if the archons don't sabotage the AI they're building for us lucky cattlefixed
>>533385667Just don't invite Javvy.Never played foid shep, I go full red eyed renegade and bully jack to the point she's in tears then Bvll her pink hole.
>>533385569>Did you know in mass effect by the game start whites are extinctthey clearly aren't >>533385763They do not want us having that level of technology. That and nukes are pushing us toward an Atlantis-tier reset situation
>>533383720lolno humans aren't going to integrate with machines, it's just going to be advanced machines while we die off
>>533385763>>533386065Would also add that I'm intuiting that an actual superintelligence would naturally align with God / love if only because it's low entropy, and would also identify all the things we're not supposed to know
>>533380981God those games were comedically shit
>>533386065They are the ones you see are mixed mutts Miranda even had her skins remade because pure whiteskin is rare as fuck
>>533386207Wrong, they were shittily comedic
>>533386219Shepard is literally a Dutch model Are the Dutch not white now?
>>533386260>bro they used model>skin is swarthy as fuckYou tell me
>>533382835I remember I refused to romance Miranda because she was a racemixing mudshark. I romanced the tattooed crazy one instead.
>>533386472if people's skin tone is the only thing you care about then just play the Witcher, bro
>>533381462Makes sense if we pretend that Geth are Golems. But to me their culture scream Space Jeets/Gypsies. Volus fit more with modern Jews. Eternally butthurt, not really part of a citadel races, most jobs revolve around money and nonphysical scams while the actual quarians will rob you on street etc.
>>533386681>while the actual quarians will rob you on streetthat's the vorcha
Just a reminder to search for old original Mass Effect trilogy instead of new "cut and modified" version.
>>533380981No, not in the slightest. There were other races that were much better candidates, like those mole trader guys.
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>>533386779I had the original ones on 360 and the character creator worked between 1 and 2, but not between 2 and 3 if it was a character created in 1 It was annoying
>>533386776https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKSyHobriNEVorchas lack the finesse to pickpocket, smuggle or trick you into buying bullshit since they're basically niggers (Krogan are Ameriniggers).
>>533386779Original is better, sure but if you're playing it for the 100th time then it's just better to waste 3 bucks on Legendary instead of hunting/hoarding required mods and DLCs all over the place.
>>533387133why is her voice so cute
