Trump announces another imaginary deal
>>533389204>it was real inside my mind
>>533389204It's imaginary friend day at white house. There's a round table with Elvis and a yeti today.
>>533389204Stock market is at ATH. You lost, tranny
>>533389204he's just saying anything to get from one day to the next until the ground invasion is ready to go
>>533389204is he high functioning assburger or something?
How can he legally keep getting away with it? Do you think Iran and the US actually had a deal but then he started deranged tweeting like a retarded faggot and pissed the Iranians off?
>>533389204Digits and Trump announces that he's converting to Islam as part of the deal.
>>533389204Ok but people who shorted the oil market on the weekend before he backed out of the ceasefire made a lot of money. Now what fag?
>>533389311
This latest deal like all the other ones were BLATANTLY imagination and wishcasting. But this was never any secret, after the last 20 times Trump declared victory or accounted a fake seal... so why does the maket believe him every time? Can he just announce fake deals and tacos to bring gas to $2, if so why doesn't he??
>>533389204The Investors believe him every time!
>>533393205Yet the insiders profit all the same.Are these people not afraid of the law? Is all this insider trading not attached to names or names which can be attached to names...Or is this all under Trump's immunity, manipulating the market is an 'official act' (Americas who wants to end this madness, start with supreme Court justices they have basically no security)
>>533389204>pools open!>great! we are still blockading iran ports though>pools closed!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt4ixWaVDhM
>>533393016perfection
>>533389204No shit dumbass cuz we all just sold the ATH. Trumps gonna knock it back down so we can all make money again. I’m up 20% on the year already. Based Trump manipulating markets for me
>>533393380If you 'member the Panama papers, people of wealth can create structured companies to do all this shit as well.
>>533393652>20%Imagine bragging about something that was normal under Obama/Trump/Biden for the last 2 decades.
>>533393654wasn't the reporter who broke that story killed?nothing to see here, folks.
Getting railed on primetime tv by Satanyahoo?