You're somehow Donald Trump for ONE day. What would you do in this situation?
>>533407966Arrest the cabal
Blow Bubba
>>533407966Figure out what to short/put tomorrow and spend the rest the day playing golf.
>>533407966i would do what i've been waiting for him to do since june 2015. get on tv, stare right into a nationally broadcasting camera, and say it>nigger
>>533407966masturbate
>>533407966Order lots of hamburgers but not just any hamburgers only the best hamburgers in the united states made by the best hamburger guys ever.
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>>533407966Sever all diplomatic, military and economic ties with Israel, withdraw all US forces from the middle east and announce to the world that Israel is no longer under US protection.
>>533407966shit myself probably
troll and own the libs
>>533407966commit seppuku after buying a katana that belonged to hideyoshi toyotomi
wire myself a fuck ton of money and assets
>>533407966You don't get it
>>533407966I would jump off a bridge
Male things even worse.
>>533407966nuke israel and announce tkd on truth social
>>533408002Not possible.You need somebody to help run stuff and you would need loyalty against them when they make sure people benefit of them.
Invade poland
>>533408800>>533408721how's your daughers doing? still getting raped by sandniggers?
>>533407966Nuke everyone
>>533409433Should have stayed poor. Best border security.
>>533407966shitpost on xitter while sitting on a golden toilet, make libshits seethe
>>533407966I would bomb all irans energy grid, while surging ICE on warrants all over the country. I would then call the prime ministers of Canada, France, Spain, uk, netherlands, germany, Italy and call them faggots
>>533407966Publically executed George and Alex Soros for treasonand thenNuke BeijingThey would die before us so it would be an American victory in the end
>>533408800I would totally support the US army seizing the "Polish" parliament and taking over the voivodeship capital cities.I hate the German puppets more than burgers.
probably exactly what he's doing, tell my son and friends when to buy and when to sell. he's unlocked the debug console for infinite money
>>533407966Emergency address to the nation from the oval office where I only say the n word until they cut the feed.
>>533407966Literally fucking nothing beacuse he has no power
>>533407966I would have all of my enemies killed, the pope, the leftards, etc etc Tucker Carlson
>>533408138Based
>>533407966go on nation tv and admit djt abused his daughter ivankacoz he did
>>533407966kms
>>533407966Ask /b/ to write my next speech and do it live while reading the thread
Nuke Israel and the Epstein hideout.
>>533407966>What would you do in this situation?Two chicks at the same time.
>>533407966Call Russia’s bluff and nuke the Kremlin. Their arsenal is old and warheads not functioning due to corruption.Then Iran would probably shit their pants and propose immediate ceasefire and everything.Two birds with one stone.
>>533407966Anounce civil war against all nonwhites and liberals. Nuke a liberal city if possible.
TKD, every problem would solve itself thereafter
>>533407966nuke a handful of countrieshave leaders in europe killed that are forcing immigrationpurge a bunch of eliteshave a presser where i rant about niggersget some mcgriddles
>nuclear launch detected
>>533413888oh i'd also have the military murder every single person that works for every ngo that funnels browns into the country
>>533407966nuke israel, then india, then india again, then israel, and then india once more
>>533407966Targeted fast-food drop in Iran. I would drop a million burgers with mini parachutes so they can land intact and people can eat them. All burgers will be beef or chicken or turkey (halal). And then I would rain french fries and packets of different sauces on them.
>sign America back over to the British>kill myself on live TV
>>533407966If I were Trump, I would kill myself, but only after having a party with all the rich and corrupt and gassing/suiciding everyone around me.
>>533407966Replace the pee in my balls with adrenachrome
>>533408623>Male things (but even worse!).FTFY
