What's the best way to move to the United States and what's the best state to start a new life there if you want a job, a car and a cute White girlfriend?
>>533414828any of them honestly
>>533414828fuck off we're full
>>533414828Don't fly to mexico and cross over the border into texas and then go to expensive grocery stores where 10/10 teen girls who look exactly like that work. That would be very naughty.
>>533414828Stay in peru perubro
>>533414828First off all, congratulations to you and your wife. The best way to get here is by saving up lots of money until you are rich and then simply requesting it. The best state is Ohio. Cheers.
>>533414828Money or brown skin
>>533414828we don't need more people. Just stay in Lima, Peru.
>US/German dual citizen>hate cars/driving>living without a car is pure hell in the US>never made use of US passport because of thisSimple as
>>533414828go to puerto rico. trust me. no one will tell you you this but that's the real answer.
>USA>White
>>533414828Step 1: have brown skinStep 2: literally just show up
>>533414828Delaware is 99% white but that boring so come to New York or California to see america
>>533415558Only works if your black. No one is attracted to brown men, not even brown women
Obviously emulate Gus Fring.
>>533414828Utah
>>533414828fly into mexico jump the border fence treck your way up to los angelesbecome a drug lord by selling fent to bumsclimb the drug ladder selling weed, coke and ketaminewash your cash by paying an illegal contractor in any given state cash to build a homesell the home, buy in any state and drive up and down Main Street in a used hellcat until some farm girl sees youyw
>>533414828why not move to japan and get a trad cute jap bitch instead
>>533415492Yes.
>>533414828>PeruvianOkay so I’m assuming you’re one of the whiter looking ones from the cities and not some dark skinned big nose with a round face up in the Andes. If I’m wrong you’re fucked to begin with and your ceiling is basically a retarded box bodied Guatemalan woman and no point.>JobGetting work isn’t the issue. Especially if you’re bilingual in English and Spanish. Your floor is basically retail wagie 50k a year as a bank teller or some shit cashing checks for illegals or selling them used Hyundais at a lemon lot. The issue is cost of living. Avoid California, Colorado, and New York. Too expensive. You’re going to want to maximize your bilingual opportunities so Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, and Florida are your best bets.>CuteWell…that’s where it gets hard for you bro…>White girlfriendLook you can find a million hot white college girls at any of the places I mentioned. The issue is they’re all dumb as fuck, superficial, liberal, whores that aren’t going to give a fuck about some random average dude. There’s three types of young white girl in cities these days. The future republicans that will eventually marry a nepo baby who’s dad owns a company before they move to the suburbs and they’re only dating whites despite what they may say on their tinder profile. Then you have the libshit apartment dwellers and they might fuck you but they’re also going to expect you to adhere to every expectation they have of a man which is essentially to be their pet because they never learned about boundaries or compromise. Then there’s the uber progressive blue hairs and they’re completely toxic mentally ill whores that will ruin your life. The only saving grace with them is so many of them are political lesbians nixing themselves from the gene pool.Just move to Tucson and find a Mexican girl. Trust me. It’s the easiest way forward for you anon.
>>533417231A good post. Thanks for answering.Just one question. Why a Mexican girl?
Get lost burrito maker. Kill yourself
Have you tried being indian?
>>533414828You might need to consider deworming yourself.
>>533418226That's really your only option.
>>533414828B4BBC
>>533414911Full of spics and niggers
>>533414828buy tickets "for the world cup" and just stay there.also, please stop spamming CP you faggot
>>533415178How is the IRS not raping you?!>>533415359You can hop on a plane to Virginia fromPC no questions asked? And don't say "join the military in PC", because some of us faggots are too old even for Uncle Sam... he'd puke smelling my 30-year-old oldness in the room>>533419542America is a great country, but it's not worth becoming a jeet.You may say "then you're not serious about coming to America", but if America won't have me for the works of my two god-given hands, it wasn't meant to be. There is no possession so precious that it would warrant jeetmaxing.
>>533419889I will personally drone el CPeruano once his location is found
>>533420258Post the highlight reel
>>533414828dont, the US is hell on earth
>>533420413>t.has never been in a third world shitholeGod I hate spoiled eurobrats so much...
>>533414828Figure out how to get in. Move to a liberal University town. The white women there will feed and home you out of sheer love and compassion. Then you get a job at a coffee shop making espressos and lattes and then start fucking whatever pussy comes your way. You sir are an exotic foreigner. The locals will also hide you from any immigration control. I would choose a town like Lincoln Nebraska, Ft Collins, Colorado, Lawrence Kansas. Etc. Save some neet bucks and your coffee shop wages, buy a 1993 4x4 Ranger and live that life of freedom. Let your eagle wings flap.
>>533420079The IRS taxing abroad citizens only applies to the wealthy. It's just a rule to stop the ultra rich from paying taxes
>>533414828With a time machine to 40 years ago
>>533414828I dont know, most people want out, people who have never been here want in
Unless you’re willing to cartelmaxx don’t waste your time
>>533415178>US/German dual citizenMein negro. Need to go get my passport from the consulate
>>533414828
>>533414828You will not get a white girlfriend. White men can't even get white girlfriends. They think so highly of themselves that they don't date until they're 30+ and then marry some chad. Maybe you can get a landwhale but she'll still think she's a princess and be abusive towards you.
>>533414828Michigan, specifically the upper peninsula. The women there are of Finnish stock and theyre giant whores
>>533416055The latam man's dream>>533422722>You will not get a white girlfriend. White men can't even get white girlfriends.Is it really also this bad in overwhelmingly white states?I could see something like this being more or less true in states like mine, California, where it's barely 34% white. The low supply and high demand puts hard caps on the white gf probability here.
>>533414828you don't deserve those things.
midwest has the most white girls but they also have hispanic fatigue. Texas is only like 40% white but they love hispanic dick and hate jeets so as longas you wear a big cowboy hat, say ya'll and talk about hating jeets they might be cool with you there. The northeast is the whitest but also lots of olds and they're kind of assholes. South is just niggers.
>>533415178germans have a massive driving culture with the autobahn so I'm inclined to think you're a faggot.
>>533415577>99% whiteMaybe the bottom two counties, the wilmington area is as niggerfied as baltimore and philadelphia.
>>533423874she's cute.what's this porno, how does it go on?how is she getting it?
>>533414828Built for the BBC: Big Brazilian Cock!
Why would anyone want to come here now? It's like sneaking onto the Titanic after it hit the (((iceberg))). >Swiss prices >Nicaraguan demographics and quality of life
