PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>533418301TYB and good evening anons
>>533418301Hell yeah bros! Made my famous Greek layout for the big show! Enjoy!
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Henlo nignogs hope it's a good one tonight
the driver in missouri blew .029, i said the cop bullshitted the results of the horizontal gaze nystagmus. driver was arrested for contempt of cop.
>>533418442That's looking pretty good.
Hello fellows>>533418442never got why Greek food hasnt really taken off in the US. super healthy - maybe that's why
>>533418442Hell yeah dude how'd you do the chicken? I've been making gyros with either ground lamb or crockpot shredded chicken but I gotta do it like that. Tzatziki is so fuckin good on everything.
First shift updates>Waffle House shizo high on meth/PCP>Ohio 8 year old shotshot once in a legvictim is stablethe three juveniles are released because the witness couldn't pick them up from the lineup>drunk husband in MOat the station the he blew 0.029 (well below the limit)>roid cop pulled the twig with the funny shirtone of the producers of the show had the same shirt in a picture on the beachalso, Jeep week in Daytona
screams in waffle house is normalalso ive never heard of pcp laced meth, p sure pcp is more expensive because meth is dirt cheap.
I watched a bodycam/dashcam video of a police pursuit that ended very badly for the fleers. Hennessey, guns and weed were found IIRC.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Noo4SCmCwjU
>>533418442That is a really nice spread
>>533418687>the three juveniles are released because the witness couldn't pick them up from the lineupThank you for the updates anon. Why does this not surprise me.
https://youtu.be/TiPxYGB-fogfor once a female cop wasnt the one that fucked up. she used to date her partner and he popped her
>>533419545What's worse is he was aiming over over his head and behind himself and was falling at the time IIRC. So either a tragic fuckup or a 187.
This happened so fast, did he hit his own partner when he was doing that tactical backwards roll?
>>533419733>>533419765he seemed like he was in panic mode and thought someone snuck up behind him (which is retarded) and did a 360 no scope
>>533419842>360 no scope
>>533418636Soaked in olive oil and rolled in mint and thyme. Then air fried for 20 minutes.
>If I had my highbeams on, you'd know it>LED's are a thing now-a-daysREEEEEEEEEEE I hate LEDs
this nigger is getting into it
>>533420395>rolled in mint and thymeThat's pretty creative of the Greeks desu. When I think mint, ice tea is all I come up with. You'd think they would have figured out you can have anal with women.
>>533420790Have you seen their women?
>>533419545>for once a female cop wasnt the one that fucked up. she used to date her partneranon...
>>533421037Not too many. There were some hot Lebanese chicks in my BJJ school. I figured they would be similar since the food kinda is for some reason.
>drivinggreat show, dan
>better start looking for the victimSo shots were fired during robbery?Huh, Dan didn't repeat the description like he usually does when it's a WM
>>533421345Not the best omen when we start out driving.
>Now we're going to go to Baton Rouge following a report of someone exposing themselvesIncoming kino
Someone in the thread would
>>533421502Would.
she's like a dog, kek
Breast shaking is illegal now.Girls Gone Wild will be forced to shutdown.
>>533421539This is ripe for draw anon's handiwork.
Those fucking backup units pulled right into Richie's line of fire. Even I know don't do that
>ponytail braidI'm in love
>>533421502>>533421501She needs progrumz
This is sickening in Donald trumps America that Mexican kids are arrested by Redditors
>twistiesnever heard that one but obvious what it is
>>533418442is that fuckin popped corn?
Richie really needs a podcast cuz he has a lot to say and likes to be listened to
Imagine being an uber driver, you pick up your customer, and end up surrounded by cops because they're fugitives
>Uber driverDoesn't understand english
I think I had that car when I was 5
I'm confused, was ponytail girl with the nog?
>selling shit on Facebook marketplaceWhy are people such retardsNot even Craigslist was full of robbery niggers as Facebook yet dummies still try to sell and meetup on there
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>533421772i would love a podcast withe maher brothers just telling stories about all the ways they fucked with richie when they were kids
>>533421909Could have been a shared ride which makes it more crazy
>>533421909>When a guy beats you and you let him stay there even though you have a daughter
>>533422037I only did a shared ride one time. I get in, two buddies are bickering in the back like women. Never again.
>i dont know who i domestically violenced
>>533421987Trump got his kill streak in Iran but chose to nuke Nye county as a warning to Iran. They're all gawn.
>>533421974Doing anything like that is retarded unless you do it at the police station. A lot of police HQ even has an area for in person online transactions
>>533422159Some niggers are so bold they might just follow you and rob you thenJust sell that shit on ebay or something, or pawn it if you just desperately want money
>Danger avertedI almost started myself, I could feel a massive fart coming down the poop shoot and all of a sudden before letting it rip felt some hot liquid and chunks in the mix and hit the emergency nope flex and was able to hold it in. I made it to the bathroom and let it blast… I drank too much tart cherry juice earlier and it was midnight black spewing out of me.
>>533418562would
https://nypost.com/2026/02/17/us-news/as-facebook-marketplace-deals-turn-deadly-critics-call-for-more-user-protection/
>>533422129I said you doenttt understand…
That’s a cock ring. Meth makes you perverted.
>>533422034maher bros are the glue to this show
Looks like a decent chunk of meth
>>533422432User protection?How the fuck is a corporation suppose to protect the end user when it's up to them whether or not they meet up?
do they do this for every stolen playstation?
>>533418442Nice dude. For once someone on 4Chan is NOT a faggot.
>>533422439his wife made him do it
>>533422534same as Hyundai/Kia being responsible for their cars being stolenor gun manufacturers being responsible for shootingsit has to make the minimum amount of sense that will guarantee a costly lawsuit
diabetuss
>Niggers see camera>start shuckin and jivin like retarded children
I don’t go for black girls usually but Mickey Mouse hair isn’t bet
this deputy has the fatigue
This cop is code switching hard
>>533422651Or marina operators being responsible for ill tempered marine life.
Not fat. That is unusual.
Yoga pants black girl was hot
>>533422867Is river otter euphemism for nigger now?>add it to the list
Hate the cops until your retarded ass does something stupid and need their help
why does they appear so happy when being talked down to with 60 iq level questions?
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
>Hello brotherThen implies all blacks look alike
>>533422786>>533422884country nigresses ain't badgive it a shot, brosget u some chocolate
>>533423004The cops had a country twang so they think he's talking like themIt makes them a lot more compliant when done right
>>533423088She's got a bra on, means she's a classy girl
boomer got too high
What a bunch of fucking losers
>>533423076Do you contribute as much they do to their communitie as they do? Then sit down and listen respectfully.
>this might be a good spot to get a DWI tonightFaggot
I’m smoking weed right now too
>>533423429yeah he did real well on that DUI last night
>>533423076thanks webm anon
sir?sir?
Pro tip: when they say "sir" they're lying. When they don't they're either using their right to remain silent or resisting.
This bitch has micro top teethThey're not gone they're just very tinyShe's also retardedShe's going to jail
>kids
>>533423452Like I previously said you can deny the roadside test and it doesn’t count until you blow on the calibrated one at the station (check your individual state law) is the one you can’t refuse. That faggot last night only blew a 2.9.
sticks and his try-hard fag glasses is getting tiresome
Sticks looks awful with glasses.
>>533423648Dan and 10 years of visiting nyc every weekend is making him pozzed
shatter the desk, sticks, let the intrusive thoughts win
38 years old and never been to a bar? What am I missing
Sticks? More like Specs
>>533423648>>533423661he's old and doesn't want to wear contacts
Brianna is trying to get locked up
>>533423796You actually missed a lot anon… Us millennials were the last true nightclub and bar connoisseurs and had many great times 21-35 in those places.
>>533423796you really missed it, not really recommended anymore unless you either like hanging out with boomers at certain bars or nigger/zoomers at others..not worth it anymore. Drinks are overpriced too
It's a free country, brother
>>533423920Nah she think playing ignorant will some how prevent her from jail.It's something niggers learn in grade school and never gets checked by authority figures so they go into the real world pulling childish bullshit.
>>533424083True, we have seen that on the parole board. A lot of shit is written off as Tuesday in the hood,
>>533423796>>533423925>>533424064Also we could do plenty of drugs because back then you didn’t have to worry about dying from what you were taking. 95% of the time you were buying the drug you were wanting and on the off chance you got sold something fake it didn’t have a good chance of killing you.
Dusty want's his phone
people seem more addicted to their phones than people on meth.
I can't find Dusty online
>>533421539>>533421607>địt mẹ!>Con chó ngu ngốc!!
>>533424274I get addicted to my phone on meth bc I be fappin for 48 hours
>>533424274They are prepared to die for their phones
>>533424314
>>533424314a masterpiece
>brother carjacked sister sounds like a severe case of the niggers
>>533424274I find it to be a feminine trait. I have a phone yeah but I can be separated from it and I don't spend my life on it.
>>533424612I've seen this shirt on and off for years. The last people you'd ever ask for anything except quiet wear this shirt.
Nobody got my Heat reference. Sad.
>>533424314I’d hang this on my wall
>>533424677I was looking for a screen cap if Al Pacino screaming to post as a reply but couldn’t find one. I’m sorry I didn’t reply but for a true Heat fan, the posting is the juice.
These Chase ads are so anti-White it's something. Dog whistle for libs that many brands do.
>no Addy or BryceFuck this. I’m tired of being denied butthole week after week.
>>533424760i don't feel so bad now, Slick
>>533424558i don't use my phone at all except for receiving a few texts/callsi hate that the battery life is such SHIT in smart phones that i must spend time charging the fucker every few days despite barely using itmy previous phone could go weeks without recharging
>>533424207>we have seen that on the parole boardDid anyone else notice that Pete stole some potatoes off of this guy's food tray?
>>533424839I was thinking the other day how the calling aspect of my phone is one of the least used features. I use it way more as a calendar, web browser, camera, etc... Admittedly, a whole continent of indians have eroded trust in answering unknown phone calls.
Tear gas, flash bangs, and K9s. Problem solved.
>>533424851Would not surprise me
Two nights in a row we've had machete crimes. US is in a death spiral.
that has to be the chillest dog I've seen in a while
God damn that negro is big
>>533425122Kek. During one of these hearings there was a very long break between cases, probably more than 10 minutes. When they came back on pete had those 3 empty bags of chips on his desk. I backed up the stream to double check
methany is not happy. Nice redneck setup. House on piers with an RV on the side you can escape to if the AC breaks.
What do you guys think of my new AR considering adding a 3x flip mount scope and 60rnd drum mag but that might be heading into call of duty territory
>>533424517Thanks for the screenshot>>533424759<3 I'd have the biggest smile if you did that.
>>533425368I don't like when they're multi colored
>>533425368clean your house you filthy animal
>>533425368GET AN FRT TRIGGER BEFORE THEY GET BANNED YOU RETARDED NIGGER.
>>533418301Yeah George Floyd was killed by a cop to take away XYou are an idiot.
>>533425419Fair >>533425431It is clean aside from one crumb. >>533425514Looking in to that
the needy troll is back. ignore and report.
>>533425368trade it for an AK
>>533425527can't understand the difference between intent and effectwho's the idiot?
that's an enormous cop
>>533425690>Rizzo, that's an enormous cop>For you
>>533425690He eats civil liberties
>>533425770>First one to sell pharmaceuticals gets to stay on my programming block!
>>533425574GET IT NOW. AND JUST ORDER AN H3 BUFFER SO IT RUNS RIGHT. THEY CAN GET BANNED AT ANY TIME. TRUMP HATES GUNS, HE BANNED BUMP STOCKS BEFORE HE EVEN GOT SHOT IN PENN. I BET HE LIKES GUNS EVEN LESS NOW.
what a dumb fucking segment
>>533425958or just get an AK
>>533425815>The break length rises brother!
>>533425618WHY?AN AK COSTS MORE TO BUY, AMMO COSTS MORE, LESS ACCESSORIES, EXPENSIVE TO MOUNT A GOOD OPTIC ETC. I HAVE TWO AKS AND THEY ALMOST NEVER LEAVE THE SAFE.
>>533425368Ar will never beat the AK 100 round drum that was built for supremacy and working under harsh conditions
>>533426023WHAT THE FUCK DOES AN AK HAVE TO DO WITH FORCED RESET TRIGGERS GETTING BANNED RETARD ?
I might go to the Applebees bar and get drunk and eat this burger in cheese concoction
>>533426072this is exactly whyyou're freaking out over buying all the tacticool shit BEFORE IT'S ALL GAWN
>>533426072>gun safes>>533421974>being robbed selling crapwhere the fuck do you live?
>>533426167YOU ARE A LITERAL RETARD THAT HAS NEVER HEARD OF AN FRT, OR YOU WOULDNT BE MENTIONING AKS. NOW GO GOOGLE IT AND PRETEND YOU KNEW WHAT AN FRT DID BEFORE THIS THREAD.
>>533426249>durrrrrrrrkys boomer
>>533426155Embarrassing thing to consider doing
>>533426322Did you just move here from India?
bad/laggy streams = dead thread?
>>533426716A lot of people here got girlfriends recently. They have better things to do on a Saturday night.
Black bitches are insufferableWith Attila The Hun mentality that they can just bulldoze their way through everyone and get their way
>>533426770I myself don't have anything better to do, lads. So I'm here.
Take an ingrezza. Take two.
>>533426853>Black bitchesI'm not so sure this applies only to black birches...almost all women are insufferable
>>533426770I'll have you know that I used to watch opl with my girlfriend, but now she's my fiancee!Edit1:Wow 15 upvotes! That's incredible!Edit2:OMG 32 upvotes! This community is amazingEdit3:Thanks for the gold kind stranger!Edit4:WOW 400 UPVOTES!Edit5:Please stop DM'ing my fiancee illicit photos and racy messages. Thank you.
God I hate Richie Marr. He's such a fat condescending prick.
Where is everyone?
I am fatigued
Black women are a blight on society
>>533427171between the death of 4chan and the declining quality of the show, it's gettin rough
Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.
>>533427081He’s a good cop but he earns the title officer Reddit
>>533427214The show has been bad for like a month or two.
I think those are dueling chirps
>>533427223I think he's a shitty cop. He approaches ppl with a shitty condescending attitude, which then negatively affects the whole interaction. He's like the opposite of Officer InfoWars. Though Officer InfoWars is too lenient on groids.
>>533426958The puffy hand indicates she is at an increased risk of high blood pressure and diabetes. She may greatly benefit from making lifestyle changes that include diet and exercise.
>Hand to god>I am a christianDan cuts to another call>It's a noise complaint at a baptism
>keep it down>if i have to come back out i'm gonna be forced to really tell you guys to turn it down
>>533427372Funny how even Walmart has realized hot women sell your product not fat ugly mystery meat
>>533427171i'm finally about done with the faggot internet
>>533426956Every apple is an apple but they come in varieties with their defining traits
>>533427464Which is ironic because their core demographic is 'fat ugly mystery meat'.
what the fuck are we doing in this country
>>533427748Coombrain is rampant
maaaniac maaaniac
>once a week he does methvery disciplined
>>533427748Tell me that doesn’t look delicious. Yes it will give you cancer if you eat too much of it.
>klawfBased
Is his girlfriend the tranny
>>533427748Dude wtf. Pizza is one of the easiest things to make. People need to support their local pizzerias instead of this cardboard slop.>I've only had dominoes maybe once in my life
Troon spotted
>>533427939their cheese breads are good, the pizzas ... meh/10
>>533427905
>>533427939Domino's was a joke for years due to their shitty pizza and service, then right before lockdown they did a campaign about fixing their image and everything. It worked they actually got better and surpassed their rivals but as most things are once profits expand it returned to being absolute low tier slop once they found an new customer base.
>>533427905>>533428064Pokemon that don't evolve will always be low tier and giving them evolutions after the fact doesn't help.This is coming from a Farfetch'd fan.
>>533427895That does not look delicious. It really does not. It looks fucking gross.
>>533428132More for me then gay ass nigga
>>533428118>Farfetch'dWhat was his problem?
>>533428155More for you indeed fat ass fuck
Well boys, I guess it’s over. Slowest OPL thread of all time with probably not even 250 posts for the whole episode. My congratulations to all the anons that have gfs or wives now. See you at the LPG thread.
>>533426155report back
>whole neighborhood cheers when you get arrested
>>533428155I would try it. Also wish I had a decent independent pizza joint near me. Pizza Hut is my go to because it is 2 blocks from my house.
>>533427939Imagine working any kind of food work/customer service or any place in proximity to niggers in 2026
>>533428118Cringe. Klawf is based
>>533428331Reminds me of that town bully in some small midwestern or southern town. The guy was like the worst bully you’d think of from an 80s high school movie but he was a grown adult who just tormented the whole town. Finally, somebody blew him away in the middle of the street but no witnesses came forward.
>>533428269Pretty sure there are no hearings next week or the following Monday, which sucks.
>>533427672fuck's a black oxford?
> jew-lery the robbers excaped
>>533428459Keeps the doctor away with a glock
>>533428426>McElroy was shot and killed as he sat with his wife Trena in his pickup truck on Skidmore's main street.>He was struck by bullets from at least two different firearms, in front of a crowd of people estimated as numbering between 30 and 46.>Despite the many witnesses, nobody came forward to say who shot him. >As of 2026, no one has been charged in connection with McElroy's death.true americana
>>533428072AYO NIGGA WE CLEANED UP OUR IMAGE NIGGA NOMZAYIN COME RIGHT IN DAWG
>>533428331>can't even spell own name right
This show has sucked ass for years now and I’m tired of pretending Live PD wasn’t better
>>533428426>>533428529Id love to live in a small town like that
>>533428525nice>>533428540actually should be and maybe is a felony and he should go away for a long time
>>533428571>I think the sky is blueWhoa what a radical opinion
>>533428593Pretty sure the nigger who licked ice cream and led to all ice cream having a tamper proof seal got a felony.
>>533428571The only people who think that livePD wasn’t better were the people arrested on the show, their legal council, or their representative community action groups.
>>533418301Link to stream?
>>533428593TEE HEE HEE I GOTZ AL SHARPTON ON SPEED DIAL NOMZAYIN MAYO MONKEY, LIL TIMMY AINT GON DO SHIT CUZ WE BE KWEENZ N SHIEET
everyone knows LivePD was better, that's why people shout it out every weekend.
>>533428680capital punishment
This seems like escape from tarkov
Kinda rushed this one, wanted to get it in before the show ended. Anyway, it was fun shitposting with you guys as always.
>>533428653thetvapp.to then search reelz. But we are about over until next Friday at 8pm Central
>when you take your retarded little brother to the bar to drink and do coke
>>533428971Nice! See you next Friday fren.
>>533428971Semper fidelis
Bro was like
>>533428394Klawf does not look like a Pokémon
>>533429068>>533429036Give my regards to everyone in lpbg
>>533429003Great, thanks fren!
