>Mr. anon open up>this is corporal Bryan B. Coleman>you have been randomly selected to serve in the draft being prepared by President Donald J. Trump>you are ordered by the US Government to report for duty on April 20th>failure to report on the above mentioned date will result in a fine and imprisonment What do?
>>533419788His first mistake was announcing himself.
>>533419788Shoot through the door.
>>533419788>this is corporal...next time you post this make it>this be corporal...much funnier imo, especially with that pic.
>>533420168>you be ordered by...yeah, much funnier
>>533419788>ALRIGHT! I'm ready to serve me country, sir!
>>533419788>Bryan B. Coleman Good luck finding the one nigger in America named "Bryan" and getting him to knock on doors as a draft officer.
>>533419788Don't answer the door. No one's home.
>>533419788>*knock knock kncok*>BANG>oh shi->pop pop pop>BOOM
>>533419788Bitches better respect my pronouns
No one's home
>>533420576They don't knock anon. In vietname and WW2 it wasn't much different than the Ukraine kidnap vids, miss your medical appointment and the next day there are 6 MP's with M16s and armor at your address that would enjoy a shootout with you. You're literally getting in the van.
>>533420833Better to die defending yourself and your home from jewish funded kidnappers than allow them to take you to get droned in a shithole desert for jew profit and meme videos they can spam on 4chan and telegram.
>>533420833Are they going to kick the door down and find no one at home? They won't find me. Might as well go knock on another door. No loosh here. Also, what medical appointment? I didn't make any appointments or get any notices. I don't live here and I don't answer the phone.
>>533419788Get all of your unwanted alien niggers, feminists, faggots, trannies to fight your jewhad kike. I'm not dying for your alien soup.
>>533420833When that starts you will see a lot of concealed carries and a lot of dead FEDS.
>>533420833>You're literally getting in the van.someone will be going home in a van
>>533421073>They won't find meFederal arrest warrants are surprisingly effective at finding people in 95% of the world outside of Russia Iran and Islamic Africa you can't hide. Domestically, just try living as a persona non grata.>I didn't know sir I made no appointment I'm sure they'll forgive you, now get in the van lol
>>533420833They wouldn’t enjoy the shootout.We have a lot of surprises for them where I am from. I don’t want to say much but I am very proud of my people and how much we have done and kept it secret and offline.In Sylvanien the Ost Front never fell.Upon them we shall fall like lightning and you will see my face on international television.
>>533419788I'm going to die anyway
>>533419788Holy shit, I've been called to serve? Awesome, I'm too old for boot camp, but I can drive a drone. TIME TO BOMB TERRORISTS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>533421360Nah, if they suspect any whiff of that they'll just put a warrant on you and let Sheriff Leroy pull you over on a Taco Bell run after the flock cam detects a "runner". You're getting in the van lmao, literally.>Ma'am yes ma'am
>>533419922THAT'S ILLEGAL!
>>533421343Arrest warrants are only effective at finding people. You cannot find me, I'm not a person.
>>533421595The difference between a fed doing it and some local cop is that those cops and their families still have to live in that community. And if they start forcing their neighbors sons to go die overseas it'll turn ugly real quick.
>>533419788>>Mr. anon open upIT'S MAAM!
>>533421595Believe me. It wouldn’t happen like that.They’d need an operation market garden style raid to penetrate our lines, except they’d need more men than market garden.Come to us when it happens. We will need more manpower.You’ll know.>but how will IYou’ll know.
>>533421464your faggot founding father was a freemason who worshipped jews. american jingoism is so amazingly out of touch with reality, you actually think you're free.
>>533419788we're operating on the scalping system when the draft starts, livestreamed and public humiliation of draft officers is the best deterrence.
Every time you post this you still don’t explain how a force of 1 million at best in the van throwers are going to put 100 million men in the vans.
>>533419788DON'T YOU MEAN CORPORAL BRYAN N. COLEMAN?>*racks musket*
>>533423030Because white men are pussies.
>>533419788>What do?LaughRead up on the Ford conditional amnestyThen read up on the Carter full pardonThey literally can't do shit
>>533419788>I'm a kike hating Nazi, you nigger>Oh sorry sir. You're not allowed to join.Easy
>>533419922and you're to blame
>>533419788I WILL GLADLY REPORT FOR DUTY ON APRIL 20TH TO DEFEND ISREAL SIR
>>533419922What a waste of a door.
>>533419788That's not how drafts are done in the US you fucking retard. If you're going to shitpost, make it believable.
>>533419788I identify as trans for the duration os Israel's war
>>533422128George Washington was a boss, stand down Mohammad.
>>533419881His second mistake was being black, it makes it far more comfortable blasting him away with a .44
>>533419788They don't have the manpower to fight a war, they definitely don't have the manpower to go door to door dying lmaoThey'll offer you a tax credit if you accept their draft and assurances that an Indian will cover your job while you're gone.
