Why haven't you joined the navy, pol?
>>533429168I did. It was awesome. Sucks to be you.
>>533429168Post the original, I need to laugh again
my dad rapes me in my sleepthis would obviously present a major logistical hurdle if i were on a boat
>>533429227he can't swim?
I can't stand the seagulls, you're swabbing the deck and those assholes shit on you on purpose, they know exactly what they're doing. Little flying assholes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g3Toj4-RMg
>>533429218fuck up cunt ill fuck your shit
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>>533429218Here is clip from your video journal:
>>533429339he's missing both his arms
>>533429539its possible to swim without using your arms, im not so sure its possible to rape with no arms though
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>>533429168I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $50k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $50k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
>>533429588you would think...and yet...
>>533429218midgay lmao
>>533429642stfu clanker faggot
>>533429642Thanks for your sales pitch Mr. Altman.
>>533429218based
>>533429786>writes things with only %38 Actual Intelligence
>>533429168my grandfather who served navy and intel told me not to no matter what
>>533429168It's like Americans never saw a grilled blue fox tongue before.
>>533429218fpbp
>>533429168It was OK but being on a boat sucked. I was stationed at an air station for my last 3 years and it was much better.Military service should be mandatory for citizenship btw.
>>533429168No, don’t join the USN. If you’re tempted, check out military sealift command instead. You’re still a civilian & you’ll get paid a lot better, and you can quit after qualifying able seaman/engine utilityman and get a better job on a civilian ship.
>>533429168Bussy too tight
>>533429168i cant swimno, im not black.i was just disgusted with public pools at a very early age.
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>>533429218>I did. It was awesome. Sucks to be you.Either store bought mersh, or one of these boomers shitting up the board.
>>533429168I did and got kicked out for not getting the vax
>>533432461Your mom shitted up the bed.
They can't even make ships anymore
>>533429168I don't like to be around homosexuals.
>>533429588Sounds like he is really motivated to rape his son, might be addicted to it. The simple things keep a man alive.
>>533434857His dementia is so advanced now he doesn't know what light-switch goes to which room and he carries literal garbage bags into grocery stores. The dude is cooked.
>>533429168I have severe OCD, take anti-depressants and have admitted in the past to suicidal ideation, I don't think they let you waver that away but if it was possible I'd enlist in a branch.
