/pol/ - You don't know what it's like to have a chronically itchy ass - Politically Incorrect

Anonymous (ID: tHfRkpwl) Archived

You don't know what it's like (...) 04/19/26(Sun)06:31:48 No.533441491

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You don't know what it's like to have a chronically itchy ass Anonymous (ID: tHfRkpwl) 04/19/26(Sun)06:31:48 No.533441491 Archived

Every night
My hairy ass crack
Itchy, sometimes on fire even
I checked, I have no worms. It feels like if I put an ice cube in my ass crack it could melt in like 10 seconds.
I wipe thoroughly until the toliet paper is clear. Still happens.
I shower, doesn't 100% fix it.
How do I cure this

Anonymous (ID: gXa4nYLS)
04/19/26(Sun)06:47:38 No.533442065

Anonymous (ID: gXa4nYLS) 04/19/26(Sun)06:47:38 No.533442065

>>533441491
Hydrocortisone?

Anonymous (ID: fmSWLCSX)
04/19/26(Sun)07:31:13 No.533443572

Anonymous (ID: fmSWLCSX) 04/19/26(Sun)07:31:13 No.533443572

>>533441491
Start wiping with baby wipes.

Anonymous (ID: BgWfSikb)
04/19/26(Sun)07:31:50 No.533443589

Anonymous (ID: BgWfSikb) 04/19/26(Sun)07:31:50 No.533443589

shave ur ass maybe

Anonymous (ID: MY7BbjH+)
04/19/26(Sun)07:56:27 No.533444570

Anonymous (ID: MY7BbjH+) 04/19/26(Sun)07:56:27 No.533444570

>>533441491
Mild Hemeroids and/or irritation by eiping alot can cause this.
Had this happen to me for a couple years. Stock up on cottenelle toilet wipes for wiping. And Witch hazel creams and or wipes to apply around the affected area (but never on the anus itself) until the swelling goes down and the skin above the exposed blood vessels can heal.

Anonymous (ID: TrFJmbb7)
04/19/26(Sun)07:58:13 No.533444631

Anonymous (ID: TrFJmbb7) 04/19/26(Sun)07:58:13 No.533444631

>>533441491
Worms

Anonymous (ID: y+9XB9d3)
04/19/26(Sun)07:59:26 No.533444677

Anonymous (ID: y+9XB9d3) 04/19/26(Sun)07:59:26 No.533444677

I’m a dermatologist and it sounds like you have a fungal infection.

Anonymous (ID: boUxGlqU)
04/19/26(Sun)08:02:09 No.533444793

Anonymous (ID: boUxGlqU) 04/19/26(Sun)08:02:09 No.533444793

>>533444677
HAHAHA, Op has a fung-ass

Anonymous (ID: sVY3XvqT)
04/19/26(Sun)08:03:39 No.533444851

Anonymous (ID: sVY3XvqT) 04/19/26(Sun)08:03:39 No.533444851

>>533444677
This.
Or staph.

Anonymous (ID: 9QQAY7OM)
04/19/26(Sun)08:04:46 No.533444888

Anonymous (ID: 9QQAY7OM) 04/19/26(Sun)08:04:46 No.533444888

>>533441491
Wash your ass, nigger. Soap up your butthole, arch your ass like a bitch and let a hot stream of water (as if it was cum), run through your soapy ass for 15min and do it daily, nasty ass burger nigger.

Anonymous (ID: wORubclx)
04/19/26(Sun)08:05:59 No.533444935

Anonymous (ID: wORubclx) 04/19/26(Sun)08:05:59 No.533444935

>>533441491
Increase the size of your butt plug by one size. That itching means you’re ready to stretch things further.

Anonymous (ID: mC0A+HSF)
04/19/26(Sun)08:07:25 No.533444983

Anonymous (ID: mC0A+HSF) 04/19/26(Sun)08:07:25 No.533444983

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>>533441491
I literally laughed out loud, well done anon.

Anonymous (ID: mC0A+HSF)
04/19/26(Sun)08:08:56 No.533445036

Anonymous (ID: mC0A+HSF) 04/19/26(Sun)08:08:56 No.533445036

>>533444677
Admit it leaf you just want to stick a finger up his ass

Anonymous (ID: tL/S10CK)
04/19/26(Sun)08:09:05 No.533445044

Anonymous (ID: tL/S10CK) 04/19/26(Sun)08:09:05 No.533445044

>>533441491
you probably got some fucked up hair
if strait vaseline doesn't help. try the other way. strip it. get some of your girls effaclar k+ and use 2x daily. force cell turnover.

Anonymous (ID: Uk8bKhYW)
04/19/26(Sun)08:19:30 No.533445444

Anonymous (ID: Uk8bKhYW) 04/19/26(Sun)08:19:30 No.533445444

>>533441491
Sounds like you are developing a pilonidal cyst in your ass crack. It has to be removed by a doctor.