Republicans of /pol/, will you be going to church today? More and more of our right wing influencers are asking Republicans to attend Christian church as the number has gone down over the years. Church goers are one of the Republican party's #1 voting bloc. Will you be going to church today? If not, why not?
Ben Shapiro does not give a fuck lol
>>533445330It'd be full of grifters with selfie sticks by now, so no
>>533445330>he doesn't know about the go to church pysop picrelngmi
>>533445388Why do you say that? He's one of the #1 Republican converters.
>>533445330>forget God and go to church. just pretend that you careThat seems to be the message, since you don't need a church to contact God.There are no intermediaries between you and God.
>>533445330I'm so fucking bored of the church grift
>>533445330my church has no young ladies to marry
>>533445330Yes. But I'll still be going to church when Ben inevitably starts kvetching about how the sort of church I go to is wrong.Trust not in princes, anons. These losers don't care about you.
>>5334453308 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. 9 Six days you shall labor, and do all your work, 10 but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the Lord your God. On it you shall not do any work, you, or your son, or your daughter, your male servant, or your female servant, or your livestock, or the sojourner who is within your gates. 11 For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested on the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy.Exodus 20
>>533445388Of course he cares. He needs as many shabbos goyim slurping his mangled dick as possible since his doctor wife doesn't.
>>533445330Jesus was a subversive subhuman Israelite
>>533450023Curse Vishnu.
>>533449087europeans dont go to church either,same thing where we hate the european union as we hate christians.its foreign peoples who pretend that we love our own usurpers.
>>533445330Not going, I know how to read, don’t need some asshole to interpret the Bible for me