why is this
>>533453642Smart enough to not get as sunburnt as previous gens, smart and early enough to have bought bitcoin and crypto and sold it to stressed out zoomers at its peak.
>>533453642We got the exact right ratio of microplastics
>>533453642The jews fucked up space and time with their super collider. We millennials are actually younger than zoomies.
Why is what? Why is a sourceless document making a claim that has no evidence anywhere being posted on the 4chan politics board?
we were between the "no devices" era and "smartphone era" so a lot of time indoor = sun avoidance = no skin damage
Oh and also the browning of america. "Gen z" includes tons of first and 2nd generation immigrants and just lots of hispanics. Browns just score higher for apparent age.
>>533453721yeah i basically attribute anything about my skin not being total shit at 40 to having been addicted to the internet and not going outside in the sun to have my skin destroyed, also never tanning intentionally
>>533453642It's not true. Zoomers are definitely more netoenous both physically and mentally.
>>533453642Hormonal unbalance
>>533453797this, everyone should remember that broad generational studies / statistics are no longer relevant because now it includes vast hordes of brownsremember this next time you see a statistic about "gen Z wealth" or w/e
>>533453642Why indeed?
>>533453642We shave and moisturize and get plenty of sleep
>>533453642fakeI look like shit
>>533453642vaxx fx
>>533453642dont millenials got bigger dicks too
>>533454166Checked, also forgot that zooms took the vaxx en masse
>>533453642low t
>>533453642Millennials are Whiter.
>>533453642Millenials don't eat as much goyslop.
It's stress. Gen Z and on have effectively been raised in a Harry Harlow monkey experiment. As a Millennial, I remember what it felt like to know the world wasn't collapsing in real time. When I was a kid, the world felt like it was getting better every day, and I looked forward to the amazing things that I would witness.
>>533453642Girls half my age still want me. Zoomers are aging like shit and are pathetic humans, without doubt the worst generation ever, brought zero to the table, zero, all cut from the same cloth
>>533453642Daily reminder that pic rel is posted here so frequently because zoomers are losing the one asset they have (youth) from vaping and pill popping. They post this delusional Brazilian monkey to feel better about themselves but it’s one of the most profound examples of cope posting I have ever seen on this site since “trust sessions” was going around.
>>533453721>Smart enough to not get as sunburnt as previous gensI wish i learned this. My facial skin is fucking ruined. I have the face of a 45 year old and the body of a 19 year old. It looks ridiculous. Maybe i should go full fag and start wearing makeup.
>>533454398>this delusional Brazilian monkeyYou're nothing
>>533454444Checked. I'm 38 and I look better than this favela hopper.
>Heh heh, a fourteen year old glanced at me earlier in the high street, I've s-still got it!
>>533454756>the high street
>>533454398I've never seen such a young man!
>>533453721Dude it's really just the sun isn't it?Thank God for mmorpgs. Saved my skin during middle school.Why did zoomers get so crispy? Or is it smth else?
Millennials got lower testosterone than any generation IN HISTORYGen Z got higher test
>>533455085Cortisol and the food is worse
Modern sedentary lifestyles mean less sun-damage, but a lot of zoomers inject themselves with chemical from china to get ripped or do plastic surgery shit like angrodenic that causes your hair to fall out, the girls are doing that sun bathing shit and putting on too much makeup that cuases their skin to wrinkle.This is also why hagmaxxing is a thing, because a 35yo mommy can baby her little 25yo boyfriend and they looksmatch each other. MOMMY MILKY
>>533454298wtf are you even millenial, >early 90s crisis>all the y2k end of the world>econoy collapse in the the late 2000s>covidtheres nothing but crisis in millenial world
>>533453899>remember this next time you see a statistic about "gen Z wealth" or w/eI always see you coping about how "actually the average 40yo millennial earns 250k a year!". They don;t and no matter how much you eglinniggers try to spam it it won't be true.
Op is a (literal) trooned out wog on a vpn. He posts this thread daily on multiple boards.
>>533454938 For normal people their perception of how comparatively old other people look literally changes as they get older. So when you're 20, a 30 year old looks very old and they'll subsequently guess an age far higher than that person should be but an 20 year old looks eligible and hot, but when you're 30 a 20 year old looks like a baby and you'll likely guess an age lower than they actually are and they'll be more attracted to 30 year olds (assuming that person isn't a disgusting paedophile trying to abuse children of course). So it's silly to brag about perception of ages when it's going to vary person to person and shouldn't be used as an argument for problematic age gaps.
Modern men have baby-soft skin, which is why they look younger.
>>533453642less damaged genesold looking skin is basically damaged skin, to the point it cannot keep up with regeneratingnow sources of damage can be different, like sun; but I have yet to witness satanphone-less zoomer
>>533454615But he is 17, you lose unc
Stress management. Thats all it is. Happy minds make clean faces.
I've had zoomers shocked when I tell them I'm 30. But I'm also asian and neeted for 7 years without seeing the sun, would not recommend.Girls on the other hand look like absolute shit. I'm constantly surprised how visibly aged they are even in their 20s. The wall is real. I've never seen any woman defeat it. Sure they might still be hot but they don't defy age like some men do.Women peak at 14-21 and that's a universal truth.
>>533454412why not? It was invented for men to use anyway
>>533453642I'll be 38 this year and I still get carded.
>>533458674Grow a beard, I immediately stopped getting carded once I did at 29.
>>533453642because they are younger
>dont bake out in the sun every day on purpose to tan>dont smoke>dont drink>waoh, how do you look so young
>>533458748You're just a fag. I wasn't getting carded at 16.
>>533453642zoomshit don't use sunblock
Women are throwing off the average due to all the retarded plastic surgeries that make them look 50 years old at 19.
Zoomzooms are going to get drafted
>>533458985yup, check out this millennialbvll
>>533453642Less screen time in school. A majority of time in youth is spent in schools. We millennials rarely used computers in the 90's-00's compared to what the Zoomers have exposed to. Raised/taught by chrome books and cellphones. That blue light is awful for skin and sight.
>>533459185>25that is wild
>>533453721It's funny because sociable people love baking at the sun, then they look old and wrinkled while we stay young inside. This is how vampires stay young.
the millennial copes are now reaching a terminal stagethey really really can't accept looking older>ACKTUALLY I TOTALLY STILL LOK 20you really don't man, everyone can see the bloated face and collagen loss, just stop coping
>>533454395>britishI know for a fact you're a bloated, red faced lager drinking millennoidno you don't look young, it's especially rare for anyone in this country to actually look good for their agemillennials need to be put down already
>>533459493it's probably why they seethe so much, they look like shit. I don't leave my house without SPF 50
>>533453735Im a Millennial and I skipped my 20s in terms of looks.Everyone always thought I was 16 while I was in my 20s, even at 32 years old. Now Im 36 and everyone thinks Im in my 30s.No one ever thought of me as in my 20s.Do you have any idea how fucking retarded that is when trying to approach women?Woman is 20, you can be 22, 24, 26, 28 or even 30 and they STILL think you're younger than them. Which ofc is a major no no for them.Fuck this gay earth.
Why do zoomers exist? Nobody likes them.
>>533459837 >>533459658 >>533459185 >>533453721 How the fuck are people still not redpilled about UV radiation and ageing? It's literally the number one factor that makes you look older. Why can't we have a culture like the Chinese, where tanned skin is seen as unattractive?
>>533453721COBB I don't burn and I go to beach without sunscreen lel.And I'm older than these old face kids, went to woolies and a Grey haired/Grey Bearded zoom called me young bloke I nearly chortled....Protip I was born just after this cartoon came out finished it's first abc run.
>>533453785/pol/ likes to jerk itself off
>>533453721im evading 2 things in my life and i retainded looksSun and peopleAnd i dont think its Sun at all
>>533460388Basement dwellers win again.
