This is a Cyclist Hate General
>>533456083lets start off strong
did he not see it?
>>533456083I'm a cyclist
>>533456200theyre retards anon
>>533456083Why would you charge a bull?
>>533456200bicyclists will not stop for anything whatsoever
>>533456242kek might as well sprint into traffic blindfolded
>>533456235Same here. My 2 watt-bazzokas put most american firearms to shame.
>>533456242"omg you're in the bike lane"
>>533456200He has the right of way
>>533456119do they really not understand how dangerous that is?
>>533456083You're obese
>>533456594cycling is statistically less dangerous than motorcycling
>>533456083lmao
>>533456626Youre ruled by shitskin rapistsLol
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>>533456083My main problem with them was that they're fucking stupid around cars. Turns out they're stooopid around bulls too. Feels good to be vindicated and not so good that they're all still out there (the ones not yet run over or gored to death that is)
>>533456083Fucking hate those faggots. They cry about everything drivers do but ignore all rules themselves, almost got ran over by one of those lycra gays while crossing the street with a green light. Now I purposely overtake them as close as possible while blasting windscreen fluid.
>>533456702>t. president he voted for is a confirmed pedophile rapistoh NONONO
>>533456775Source: BBC news
>>533456200Right of way bro. The bull was supposed to yield.
>>533456775Havent voted since clinton>closeted trump cock enthusiastNo wonder boy raping niggers rule you lol
>>533456083indians have no sense of self preservation. its really fucking odd
>>533456594They are the most important people on earth, it's their world and you must yield to them at all tim-ACK
if you're not competing in a race you dont need the spandex, wtf
>>533456961Cycle fags need to show off their junk to fellow cyclists lol
>>533456640The comment wasn't about a statistical generality but the concrete act in question you dumb mouth breather
>>533456626>le armed cyclistwhat a fucking faggot. he wont do shit and he knows it
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>>533456714This makes no fucking sense what so ever.
>>533456200Cyclists are literally retarded
>>533456119Well shit. I'd be repulsed if I didn't hate cyclists so much.
>>533457100it makes sense if you view them as retards
>>533457023Kek, why do so much americans need their petrol wheelchair?
>>533456083You are literally an indian
>>533457131Ive been around retards, I went to school with a retard, he never did anything this retarded, so I cant understand unless I go one level deeper then retarded and enter the mindset of the retarded retard.
>>533456119>I'm so self-important and better than everyone because I peddle around on a childrens toy and inconvenience as many people as I possibly can
>>533457137Why are you ruled by shitskin rapists?
>>533456626i like when they put little sticks on their bikes that wont damage cars but will knock them off balance.
>>533456568The bull?
>>533457225there's always a deeper level of retardation anon
>>533457023The cyclist passing the cars at the start makes this a perfect representation of cyclists in general.
>>533456119>Schlop Schlop Schlop Schlop
>>533456083my bicycle has mud guards and it's no coincidence that i'm also good in bedpro tip bros get yourself some mud guards if you wanna please the ladies
Next time you see a cyclist hate thread, remember that cycling is an extremely White sport/recreation that explicitly keeps brownoids out through high quality, high priced equipment that selects for those with a higher than average IQ/temperament.
>>533456083>Umm, hogging the road much?>2000lbs death machine, you OWE me space>Share the trail!>Um, aggro much?>Ohh you're going on reddit! This one's gonna be a hit on reddit for sure>Say hi to the camera pal!
>>533457425How about you cycle on bike paths instead of annoying people going to work, dickhead.
>>533457384>Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em...
what about bikers?they are just as badalso harley davidson boomers are cringe as fuck
>>533457425then why is always black darkies that steal them?
>>533456119Holy shit, I bet that woman is scarred for life lmao
>>533457425>selects for those with a higher than average IQ/temperament.type more
>Cycling as a means of transportationBased>Cycling for "sport" "exercise" or "recreation"Cringe
>>533457243You are literally ruled by the biggest retard in existance anon.
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>>533456083unBULLievably based
Lmao fatty thread.
>>533457084That mod is illegal here
>>533457425The more a bicycle cost, the more niggers will get one for free.
how does /pol/ feel about a mountain biker who rides to work and back, who doesn't wear fucking lycra and who stays off the road who doesn't slow down traffic like a cunt? errr asking for a friend
>>533457425RememberYou are ruled by shitskin rapists
>>533457701You fuckin govt asshole lickers cant ever dismount trumps cockWhatta bunch of faggots
>>533456200Here, in this country, they behave as some kind of untouchable and invulnerable superior being.They are doing whatever the fuck they want and everyone else should align.
>>533458153Nobody has a problem with that, that's not who the hate is directed toward.
>>533458153no problems at all. my only issue with cyclists is the entitlement and their belief that they have the right to impose themselves on motorists. dont block my truck, no problem
>>533458153>stays off the roadYou’re good, Chang.
>>533456083>hating on one of the last truly white man sportsonly brown people and amerimutts hate cycling
>>533458273shi shi
>>533458217Its funny watching them bleed outUnintentional comedy is the only useful thing theyre good for
>>533456626This is literally the only thing cyclists can say when confronted with the fact that they are retards.I recently made a goofy joke on social media about cyclists, more self-deprecative in fact than offensive, and the answers I got were: lose weight fatty, not funny, you're obese.Why do cyclists take their sunday hobby so seriously?
>>533458289Only eurocunts love being ruled by shitskin rapists
>>533457701>Your president is retarded... according to the s o y niggers who run my country and are trying to import all the muslims who hate whitesShut up, faggot.
>>533456119Too strong, bro, way too strong.
>>533457570Amazing ragdoll
>>533458424i really like the way she flops in that one too
>>533456119feel bad for dog lady. lucky for her she gtfo of there before ger dog could go up and sniff the gore
>>533456200cyclists and vegans think they are another, higher, race
>>533458344stinky brown person lol
>>533457570>wasn't even wearing a helmet
>>533457539the guy is made of butter
>>533458632See>>533458632Shitskins run your country
>>533457570sad, she looked cute
>>533456119He died with his anus pointed towards the sky
>>533458153As others said, i have zero problems with people like you, cyclists who dress normally usually try to stay out of my way if there's no bike lane/path, and i give generous space to them in return when i overtake. It's ALWAYS the spandex wearing retards with their $20k carbon fibre bikes who ride on the middle of the lane, thinking they own the universe.
>>533458753Almost forgot my tinfoil condom
>>533458563Is this intentional or a Chinese driver?
>>533458753>zoomer humor
>>533458753Give me my fucking money back you fucking motherfucker!
>>533458267Im seeing a trend here with the vids. I'm seeing: retarded shitskins who already have an entitlement problem, huemonkeys with diminished intelligence, faggots in gay outfits, and a nigger. Here in Toronto the uberjeets terrorize the locals driving around like retarded maniacs on electric bikes and raiming both cars and pedestrians. Though they fucking deserve it. Fuck gayronto
>>533458078What isn't?
>>533457023>everyone in America acts like the double yellow line is some kind of sacred barrier which cannot be crossed under any circumstanceIn India everyone would go on by the cyclist without a second's hesitation, honking their horn until he moves to his third of the lane
>>533459046Ive been to toronto multiple times pre 9/11It WAS a nice cityHow far canuckistan has fallen
>>533458563Kek is he ok?
>>533456083Like the jeet that pancaked by the irate elephant, animals intuitively know a shithead when they see one.
>>533456119Should have worn a helmet.
>>533457904>filenamethat's not a bus
my legs are bigger and stronger than yours and I ride over 50 miles nearly every day. Even if you got on a bike you wouldn't be able to keep up with me past 30 seconds trying your best
>>533456083All cyclists should open carry at all times
>>533459267Grats on being the biggest faggot i guess?
>>533457539Well, boys, give the man a hand!
>>533457084They really HATE them!x)
>>533459082Love how the guy filming cares more about his bike than his buddy on the road
>>533457100I think the idiot coming from the right was trying to avoid going into the ramp coming down on the other side and didn't expect the other idiot doing the thing you're not supposed to.
>>533459429This is why you never help niggers, if you see a dying nigger you let him die like the worthless animal he is
>>533459429If you willingly live in a nigger filled hell hole like shitcago you should be gassed
>>533458922I don't know if it was intentional, but allegedly the driver was totally drunk.
>>533459090Most people would’ve just passed him, only reason they didn’t here is because of the 2 cop cars that would’ve pulled em over.
>>533456083idk if this counts but it's a twofer of h
>>533459329cope and seethe fatfuck carcuck, enjoy your diabetes
>>533456083Op is a nigger.
>>533457512is this some shitty attempt at portraying yourself as chad?
>>533459614Nigger detected
>>533459090>In •India, everyone shits in the street.
>>533456083Cyclists are allergic to common sense like black people are allergic to sidewalks in neighborhoods
>>533459082>theync dot comNOPE
>>533456083corporations hate cyclists and op is a glower- cycling is more efficient than cars and cheaper- bikes dont destroy the roads- driving is a privilege, cycling is a right- cant impose road tax- dont need oil or gas - gets you fit and healthy, avoiding hospital profits- improves your memory- reduces cortisol and stress- increases confidence- makes you less likely to eat mcdonalds - no auto insurance required- no exhaust, no carbon, cant shame you for wrecking the environment i gave up riding on the roads a decade ago, only ride on bike paths and rail trails because of the hate and danger. Still have to deal with retards driving cars on the bike paths and trails. and walkers and e-bike faggots who cant follow a simple fucking rule of staying to the right and not blocking the entire fucking trail they drove their cars to. So fuck all and share the fucking road you fucking assholes.
>>533456391The only group of people with more unfounded hubris than cyclers are modern women and maybe poos
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