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this whole ceasefire stuff was a big misstep for iran, I think they got played
Oil price predictions?
>>533463397It is probably a mixed bag.
>Palestinians, among other Levantine groups, were found to derive 81–87% of their ancestry from Bronze age Levantines, relating to Canaanites as well as Kura–Araxes culture impact from before 2400 BCE (4400 years before present); 8–12% from an East African source and 5–10% from Bronze age Europeans. Results show that a significant European component was added to the region since the Bronze Age (on average ~8.7%), seemingly related to the Sea Peoples, excluding Ashkenazi and Moroccan Jews who harbour ~ 41% and 31% European-related ancestry respectively, both populations having a history in Europe.[33]:1146–1157Reminder that kikes aren't even fucking Jewish lmao. Abraham's descendants are the Palestinians. They don't even speak real Hebrew, they speak the Semitic version of Esperanto or German.Demographically Israel is set to become majority Arab or Haredi (no taxes or conscripts), and as the US stops bribing the middle east to play nice with opinions shifting against them they'll learn just how truly terrible the IDF is at warfare. It's not 1967 anymore, it's 2026 and Jews can't even beat a poorly armed militia in Lebanon.
>>533462362go do your own trip in a place with no jews or Arabs then, it's not something you need to plan meticulously>>533463269I did nine miles today
This entire war is just a scam for betting oil markets
Insider here.Drumpf & Bibi will attack tonight. Screencap this.
YOU DONT HAVE THE KEYS
>>533463411Oil will float around 90-95, Market will light-red slightly dump like -2% to -3% and crab for the entire market day Monday trying to hold onto hope and cope, waiting for a relief truth post from Trump. Trump posts the new cope and the Market pumps back to 0% - 0.25% and its another 4-day green streak on the market, oil dumps down back to 80, maybe even 75 as everything pumps
>>533463397>this whole ceasefire stuff was a big misstep for iranI don't think so. I think the ceasefire was more like a surrender by the US when gulf states were taking more damage than they could handle. Events afterwards have been schemes by US to try to save face. It's weird that they put this much value in saving face. Cutting losses is the logical strategy for the US. Psyops don't matter that much in the scheme of things now. But it seems the regime is not ready to cut losses.
Poopskins lost. America won
>>533463604Ceasefire officially ends on wednesday unless they agree to extend it.
>>533463489yeah i'm a camper myself and just got a sweet 200 dollar super warm camping air mattress, I just hope to maybe see the biblical desert type region you're in right now, some day.
>>533463670>It's weird that they put this much value in saving facewhen the structure is rotten you put extra effort into the veneer
>>533463489https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUxFFdO3UrYthat landscape reminds me of ''The hills have eyes'' lmao.do you have a weapon on you or something? you never know when you might need it
>>533463696america is poopskinned
Is this the most schizophrenic, pointless and goody war in history?
israel and the US are murdering journalist and destroyed 30 universitiesit is a war on all knowledge, the enemies of human civilization always burn libraries and ransack universitiesthis is because netanyahu and trump can not get away with their crimes if humans have knowledge
>>533463269My priest creampied me 1 hour ago. My butthole itches too
>>533464037>Is this the most schizophrenic, pointless and goody war in history?hope you store up on candles for next winter bro. and those pots.
>>533463780trump doesnt believe in wednesdays he likely wil lbreak it on tuesday
he's literally incapable of admitting something isnt going to plan
>>533464127markets open in like 3 hours
All this war over oil and energy resources and the alien technology discovery which will reveal unlimited free energy.It'd make a good script.
>>533464101I havent stocked up on shit on principle. If there are truly supply shortages, I will just accept it and try to survive by pilfering and going full survival mode in the woods
All oil and natural gas needs to be replaced with nuclear energy, particlarly thorium based reactors, and whatever other renewables can be effectively utilized in conjunction with it. Gas and diesal need to be replaced with EVs. Israel needs to be replaced with hellfire.
Miggy Piggies, why is food, gas, and rent not coming down under Blumph?
>>533464127>concept
So nothing happened today, right? Someone got a QRD?
>If Iran doesn’t accept the deal, the entire country is getting blown upI'm aware that we're in clown world and nothing really matters anymore, but it's still fucking insane to see the American president just doing literal/definitional terrorism threats.
>>533464585One day closer to bridge and power plant day!
>>533463411>>533463604WTI crude May futures expire on Tuesday. How much that shoots the price up depends on how badly Bessent etc has been suppressing it and how many buyers demand physical delivery. It won’t be insignificant imo
>>533463397How? They basically got to keep the strait for 2 weeks for free and then have time to rebuild to keep it closed even longer. The long play is to wreck the global economy and they'll well on track now.
>>533464644Well to give him credit he's open about his intentions compared to his predecessors who held the same opinions and desires but used teams of lawyers and semantics to attempt to hide their blood lust.
>>533464693Iran doesn't seem impressed. But whatever gets you through the day, kike.
>italian media: iran has officially rejected a second round of negotiationidk if its actually real or not
>>533464701You're acting like the stock market deals in the real world. It doesn't. It will continue to pump, and Oil will continue to not reflect your "real world reality" People who put their life savings into silver and gold had the same exact argument, look where that ended up. It's not happening for OIL either.
>>533464644Trump's definition of negotiations is forcing opposing party to accept any deal he wants.
>>533464842
>>533463825>camper myself and just got a sweet 200 dollar super warm camping air mattress, ISeems over, I got this one on Ali express it is great, very comfy can even side sleep on it >>533463904I have a pocket knife if that counts as a weapon, but in general their is nothing that scares me out here we have some wolves and heynas but they mind their own business, cooking a can of tuna right now
>>533464037This ceasefire is the ultimate proof cuck warfare apologists are retarded and must be crucified.>Agree to a ceasefire>The other side ignores all your conditions>Negotiations go nowhere >Israel keeps murdering civilians>Araghchi offers a goodwill gesture by declaring "the strait is open">Trump immediately declares victory and says Iran agreed to all his demands without getting anything in return>*Araghchi has left the chat*>Ghalibaf tries to defend him by saying the US still has more resources at their disposal and it's better to strike a deal>Also says he'll become a martyr if needed>Trump goes back to threaten all Iranian infrastructure if they don't surrender unconditionally >*Ghalibaf has left the chat*Iranian officials might be a little too drunk on international law kool-aid. This has always been a dog eats dog world.
>>533464784No one cares about the opinion of shitskins. You will always be a nigger
>>533464826>You're acting like the stock market deals in the real worldNo, I’m acting like oil is the commodity that underlies humanity’s existence as a global civilization. We are very sensitive to its price and availability
>>533465154It was a bad decision by the US to give you H1B, pajeet!
why do barbarians like americans and israelis love to destroy knowledgeit is the libraries which get burned, the journalist who get murdered and the universities which get ransackedthe pen is what they fear the most and the human spirit of endevor only if he burned the last page and savaged the last pearl of wisdom can the brute rule overthe spiritual serfsamericanism has been a disaster for the human condition
>>533465154>BelgiumYou however are a VPN kike. Probably the smelly hippy jew on a second device, spamming the place full with his useless gear. "hurr durr I'm too stingy for a decent brand so I bought some crap from alibaba", nigga nobody cares.
>>533463397>getting more leverage for free is bad
>>533463696>Poopskins lost. America won
>>533463489The land looks like shit, bro. Why does Jew want it so bad? We have similar terrain in Baluchistan and only 8% of population lives there because it's... Shit.
>Due to the blockade, Iran’s storage facilities are quickly filling up and could reach capacity within as few as two weeks. If the extraction equipment were shut down as a result, the damage could be irreparable, severely impairing Iran’s oil production for years to come.
Just imagine how stereotypically Jewish this kike is. He loves camping and does it all the time but buys the cheapest shit imaginable. KEK, you can't make it up. Living the stereotype.I bet he regrets not being to haggle on Alibaba.
>>533464127>the conceptual art of the deal
>>533465116It would have worked if it was anyone else but Trump. The problem is that bombings wouldn't have started in the first place if it was someone else
>>533465260>global civilizationReally slurping down that kile jizz flavored koolaid, I see? One race, the human race amirite?
>>533465436Just let it out in the sea
Is this what winners do?
We are witnessing the complete collapse of US global credibility in real time. It's obvious they started this without a plan.
>>533465436I think ceasefire would extend before that or China will send her own ship for oil from now on. I low-key believe it's a 5D chess move by compromised Trump who'll attack Iran once again and would be forced out of the region and leave Israel alone to be torn apart by Arabs. Blackmailing Trump is a really bad idea because he's mean.
>>533465434I'm in the Negev desert bro, give me a month or so to get to the north and you will see were the people actually live
>>533465436Yeah its not like they’re exporting any oil through land routes or are just casually bypassing the American blockade to begin with.Western mainstream sources are complete trash. 8 hours ago CNN claimed that the Iranian negotiation team were coming to Islamabad “according to Iranian sources.”
Israel is a welfare queen.Israel lives of American taxpayers money.
>>533465579Mossad and Netanyahu told Trump that this would be over in a day, China would be defeated, and he would surge to the top of the polls and be the greatest president ever :^)
>>533465579Love to see it
>>533464585Yesterday some jeets tried to redeem a code and Iran said no, with gunfire
>>533465358You aren’t wallonian, you’re a black gorilla nigger
>>533464127>listening to orange nigger on Monday morning
>>533465383allowing the US to reposition all their stuff while not under fire is a questionable bargain, what Iran gets out of it is at least a more potent missile base I guess and some diplomatic pointswe really don't have the knowledge to judge wether it was the right decision (I don't think it was good as it stabilized the gulfoid regimes)
>>533465579No, (((they))) have had this plan in waiting for decades.
>>533465618>NegevDoesn't she canonically have Berenice Syndrome?
>>533464791What if it's market manipulation to recouple the futures to spot oil before the 22nd hits?
>>533465636germanies too
>>533465459It's a qualitie sleeping mat, the same as I would of bought from a brick and mortar store just way cheaper from Ali express, everything today is chink shit you just pay more for the branding, also my sleeping bag is 300 dollars and my tent is also expensive
>>533465705yeah ok, you're confirming that not a lot has happened in the meanwhile. Have this image as a thank you for the info.
I can't logically explain Trump's behavior in any of this campaign and it's really bothering me. I think trump might be going full pro wrestling where he does some fake heat with Israel before doubling down on "stopping Iran" or whatever.
>>533465706Are you just guessing based on flags? VPN hopping kike accidentally hopped again.>1pbtid
Khazastan bans oil exportsUAE presidential advisor says on twitter that US bases are a strategic burden and could be closed
>>533466151trump is dumb, corrupt and evilthere use this as foundational hypothesis and you might be able to parse it
>>533463411Trump will declare victory half an hour before market open and oil will drop by 10% just like it's been every week. This war showed just how fake the markets are. Stocks will go up and fuel will go down if you wish upon a star for it to be so.
>>533466258>UAE presidential advisor says on twitter that US bases are a strategic burden and could be closedAbout time. They are fucking weak on this shit. Imagine being bombed the whole time and the one bombing you keeps saying: "Stop having these mutts on your territory if you want the bombs to stop dropping."Hoping Kuwait and Bahrain do the same
>>533466151It's time to accept there is no plan and stop trying to find sense in this
>>533466344which market? this is important
>>533466151his jewish advisors are telling him what he needs to hear to keep doing what's best for Israelall his information comes from jews so he thinks he's doing everything right and it's Iran that is being crazy and unpredictable
>>533466370their issue is that iran is an existential threat(ideological and foundational), not having US troops is an existential threat (against neighbors and their own people)it is very difficult for them and the leader of the pack Saudi is still throwing logs on that fire
Satellite imagery shows that Iran's missile operation has targeted the U.S. air defense command hub in the UAE; such that, as a result of this attack, the central Patriot battery was destroyed due to a direct hit, and the blast wave knocked out the radar of the left battery, while the right battery (THAAD) remained intact.
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>>533466371There's some really creepy shit going on with the draft being the scenes and weird comments by think tanks that hint about a draft in the future.
>>533466564I'm a major sign tapper
>>533463827Well put
>>533466541What's the use case of packing all your defenses in one tiny area like that?
>war is back on menupost your war face
sure I guess
>>533466564Oh yeah, that kind of stuff sure. Just don't believe there is any thought put to strategy and how to solve this mess that does more than posturing to save face
>>533466403There's only 1 important market.
>>533463269So... Strait status?
>>533466729This is basically them acknowledging that housing US bases paints a target on their back for Iran but they are wording it in a way to save izzat
>>533465717They would've repositioned anyways. Sure they'd have been kept a little farther away, but that's just buying time either way. It's not like shaheds can actually stop US forces from moving in on them. It just makes it harder to do.
>>533465459bro it's beach weather in israel already. they were all at the beach friday
Didn't the Israelis announce they had new superlasers which could strike down any rockets from Lebanon? Then why are they still having issues with Hezbollah?
NEW BAKER NEEDED>NEW BAKER NEEDEDgotta take the wife out, catch ya later
>>533466258All the gulf states got exposed as the biggest cucks it's hilarious
>>533466564Only alternative to a draft is amnesty for enlistment program for illegals. I could definitely see it happening. Neos would love it.
>>533466974Imagine needing to escort your foid hole everywhereCuck religion lmao
>>533465459>>533466000my old sleep mat was from ali express. it got a micro leak eventually, which is normal. I just wanted to try the real deal and see if there's any difference. might go back to ali express if it's the same short life span, which it probably is.Would be better if i could have located the micro leak.
>>533466993>lets give illegals military training and PTSD Is this the final stage of the nig-spic cycle
>>533466729is that brand new or old?
>>533466708Early 2000s tactics. We live in the age of flying lawnmowers now.>>533466729Not only americans abandoned their bases but they were hiding in luxury hotels which made them military targets. I bet they didn't even pay for their rooms.
>>533467111about an hour ago
>>533467034If you needed to escort your foid holes everywhere you wouldn't think of them as foid holes. Islam is mostly right about women.
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>>533466770
>>533466974K...I'LL MAKE THE NEXT ONE
>>533466486Iran - at least in a public - seems to signal that they wouldn't attack them, if USA isn't present. It's not like this is Kuwait's first belligerent neighbor.That being said, if we exclude the US, the GCC would be nothing. But I'm not that well versed on security cooperation of gulf states. Just checked and there is no type of alliance independent of USA (GCC heavily relies on it).So yeah... You're right. It's certainly not as clear-cut as I said at first. >>533466928Im not sure how it was a reply to what I said. Isn't the kike taking a bunch of photos of his boring, cheap camping trip through the desert?>>533467039Maybe don't feed his autistic blogging.
>>533467151wow. game changer. UAE doesn't want to die in 48 hours. pretty smart, not gonna lie.
>>533467169She had so much charm
>>533467150they raped hotel prices
>>533466974based cunny wrangler
>>533467214Iranian Aura
Pink Shahed-136
>>533466403S&P futures (open in 2.5 hours from now)
>>533467201its just an advisor but the fact this sentiment is allowed to be seen in public means the guys in the big chairs are thinking about it
Our multiple trillion dollar military can't penetrate fucking rocks?Them being in mountains shouldn't matter if you can just obliterate their bases in said mountains.
>>533467185>Im not sure how it was a reply to what I said. Isn't the kike taking a bunch of photos of his boring, cheap camping trip through the desert?warm camping is cheap camping.my shit is made for freezing weather camping. from my $200 sleeping pad to my $700 sleeping bag.I wish it was beach weather right now, it's been a long long winter and it's snowing here right now.
>>533463269miggers best defense always ends up being >”no, you see, he’s PRETENDING to be retarded, watch this”and then they just shit themselves, you’re expecting a whole theory at least, but then they laugh at YOU because now you have to smell the shit in their pantsfucking grim signs of the times boys
>>533467322>Our multiple trillion dollar military can't penetrate fucking rocks?mountains, they are called mountains
>>533466729>it proved during the iranian aggression that it is capable of defending itself admirablywhere and how nigga?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>533467303>its just an advisor but the fact this sentiment is allowed to be seen in public means the guys in the big chairs are thinking about itthe big guys are probably just being jewish, ultimately.USA is about to launch ATTAKMs missiles at Iran from UAE, and launch a ground invasion by boat from UAE, and launch attack/transport helicopters into Iran from UAE, and launch attack jet fighters from UAE.UAE doesn't really have a choice but to say this type of shit right now.
>>533467156>>533467236this is me soon cause she isn't as hot as she used to be when we first married, she's obsessed with food regimes and shit, she got too skinny, i love me wives to be squishy
HAPPENING>HAPPENINGHAPPENING>HAPPENING>Trump: We detained a 270-meter Iranian cargo ship that tried to break the naval blockade
>>533466818no that's them saying AIEEEE MUTT-SAMA PLEASE I WILL GIVE YOU MORE MONEY FOR OUTDATED WEAPONS
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>>533467469is that some movie reference I don't get? if it is star trek consider yourself exiled
China is going to do something
>>533467509flag checks out
>>533467469
>>533467509peace talks will be interesting
yeah there's no way Iran returns to the negotiation table after the US boarded on of their vessels
what will iran attack? random ship or east west pipeline?
>Syrian Government Forces conducted operations against Hezbollah members who were preparing to attack Israeli Forces (#IDF) in #Quneitra.>As a result one concealed 107mm Multiple Launching Rocket System (MLRS) with Fadjr-1 / Type 63-2 rockets were seized.https://xcancel.com/war_noir/status/2045927070312640596Goylani being a good goy again
>>533467469Still too pussy to cause an oil spill. Iran too has only hit empty tankers iirc
>>533467509>>533467584>>533467588peace talks, lol. kikes live in their own reality.
>>533467469Why didn't you post the link?https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116433000897070863>Today, an Iranian-flagged cargo ship named TOUSKA, nearly 900 feet long and weighing almost as much as an aircraft carrier, tried to get past our Naval Blockade, and it did not go well for them. The U.S. Navy Guided Missile Destroyer USS SPRUANCE intercepted the TOUSKA in the Gulf of Oman, and gave them fair warning to stop. The Iranian crew refused to listen, so our Navy ship stopped them right in their tracks by blowing a hole in the engineroom. Right now, U.S. Marines have custody of the vessel. The TOUSKA is under U.S. Treasury Sanctions because of their prior history of illegal activity. We have full custody of the ship, and are seeing what’s on board! President DONALD J. TRUMP
>>533467424We should have super rape bunker busters that can evaporate those mountains. It's pathetic that we don't.
>>533467701I hope Iran lights up Israel right fucking now
>>533467509TLDR:
>>533467701>Why didn't you post the link?it is useless, nobody clicks it anyway because the site is too much of a cancer
>>533467753the second age of piracy has begun
>>533467496Bro be grateful for the skinny frame and flat chest. Women like that age better and remain sexier for a longer time. The squishy can become a trap after a few years.
>>533467745me too. and all the gulf sunnis.
are any US ships in missile range?
discounts tomorrow
>>533467469Damn so we are back to the war being hot again
>>533467701BASEDfuck around and find out mudslimes
>>533467201Yeah, but GCC depends on USA to function. How this will practically work and what it means for their future security of UAE would be questionable.>>533467185CORRECTION: UAE*, not Kuwait. I was checking the status of all GCC countries and got confused before.
no more gay reformist faggotry from Iran:Assaf RosenzweigThe Institute for the Study of War (ISW): Commander of the Revolutionary Guards Ahmad Vahidi and his associates have apparently taken control, at least partially, not only of Iran's military response and its management in the campaign, but also of Iran's negotiating position in recent days
persian sisters...i think we got baited by the orange bad man...is over....
I think its a big tell how I wish this would all be over so I can return to normal life old me would hope for a happening I guess thats what happens when you get a job
>>533467890once the global economy crashes, everything is on the table from everyonecould see some black swan events
>>533467947>The Institute for the Study of War (ISW)working night shift, are we nigger?
the US planned to do this while they had aragchi and ghalibaf in islamabad, let that sink in
>>533467937>GCC depends on USA to functionthey depend on Iran's mercy to function too.guess they're just fated for extinction, period.
>>533468019>working night shift, are we nigger?waiting for Iran to show up in Pakistan, are we nigger?
>>533468031as the russians say, the us is "not agreement capable"
>>533468006We need a good happening on par with ww2 before we all croak
>>533468031You mean Iran planned to try and run the blockade during negotiations. Perfidous faggots
>>533468006don't worry UAE most likely cease to exist as a "country" after this war is over
>>533468092i'm starting to wonder how long it's going to take until the actual impliations of this finally sink inboomers are really slow on the uptake
Question for Euros: Is it pretty cool that we have Messi playing soccer ball in the US, or is it not that cool because he's post-prime?Anyway maybe he's still prime and will show it in the world cup, idk.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!B52 EN ROUTE TO IRAN!ALERT! ALERT! B52 EN ROUTE TO IRAN!RED ALERT!
>>533467701Can someone post a video of TOUSKA's tracker today?
>>533468046Yep, fritz said it too>>533466486I think diplomacy & peace with Iran seems the smartest way. At the cost of losing some security. Not like Iran would invade any time soon, lol. Them getting skipped in the bombing campaign would be best for their tourism industry and other industries. It has suffered a lot already.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yes surely this time it will happen you stupid fucks
>>533468187it is the world cup anon, do you know how big that is?
>>533468171do you have oil refineries in Sweden for that norway oil?I'd be cozying up to them right about now.This whole war has just barely started and looks like a global great depression/holodomor.
>>533468207russia should allow iran to use their land to attack american bases in uk..
>>533467963>t.
>>533468031what did we plan to do?
Kikes are really going in distraction overdrive. lmao!What about those series and movies, amirite guise?
>>533468031Are Witkoff and Kushner in Islamabad?
>>533468346he's having schizo delusions again
>>533468289>it is the world cup anon, do you know how big that is?yeah but i mean him playing in our low-ish level domestic soccer league in Miami. MLS.Do Euros/foreigners still follow Messi in MLS soccer? I guess you probably do. Like how Ronaldo is still followed globally while playing in saudi arabia.
>>533467236Extremely based and completely true.Sometimes I cannot help but like Arabs / Moslems. Until I meet them that is.
>>533468346to attack iranian ships and to send your B-52 while the meeting was ongoing
>>533468207
guess the truce is over
>>533468376I'm not a sportsball fan. 10 years ago in the library two zoomers laughed at me because I didn't know who the kardashians are
jew hospital in north israel came out of the tunnels. doesn't seem smart to me.
>>533468506they think israel is isolated from the war, the US carriers are all deployed to stop iranian ships nowthe US withdrew them from catching missiles for israel duty
>>533467701>>533468260This is the best I have.
>>533468360(forgot to add: A lot of hiking hippy and 1pbtid anons and Israel flags.)---Anyway, shit is going down very soon.>How the White House drew a new battle plan to take on the Washington press corps:>https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/dec/26/white-house-drew-new-battle-plan-take-washington-press-corps/
Womp womp
>>533468475>I'm not a sportsball fan. 10 years ago in the library two zoomers laughed at me because I didn't know who the kardashians areI'm surprised the jenner girls aren't athletic.their dad turned mom was the best male athlete in the world in the 70s. decathalon olympic gold
>>533468306>looks like a global great depression/holodomor.How?Why?
>>533467947>The Institute for the Study of WarJewish propaganda. They also participated in starting the Ukraine Russia war.
At this point, always assume that the orange kike lies.
>>533468622great article anon but the stockmarket is at an all time high above 50,000 points some hours agothis president promised to make things better for the average american and he didamerican is respected in the world and future generations will thank him for preventing a nuclear iran
>>533468580no that city was getting bombed like crazy just last week. they just think the war is over, or trying to talk themselves into it to feel good going into indepence day.Wishful thinking is like a core jewish mental trait.like how they wishfully thought that Hezbollah was defeated and toothless.
>>533463397Mixed bag for me. At first I thought it was a fuck up. But iran successfully kept the strait closed for two weeks, and is recovering a lot of missile launchers. They're also preparing for the inevitable US invasion where trump attempts to steal the uranium from natanz or Isfahan or wherever the fuck its currently buried. Also it's now almost 8 weeks of zero oil and the world is feeling it (Europe is weeks away from running out of jet fuel, Asia is in shambles, fertilizers are not getting exported, helium is getting more costly). And on top of that they're probable getting more equipment from china and Russia. I still think they should've kept grinding Israel and kept giving jews more PTSD and chronic exhaustion from racing to the bunkers 24/7
>>533468376>Do Euros/foreigners still follow Messi in MLS soccer?Absolutely not
>>533468641>Jews can't get pussyLmao
iranians can just shoot the blockade come tuesday
>>533468672Jews will fight to the last goy to save their global money empire.They don't give a shit if 2 billion or even 8 billion of us starve to death.They control Trump and they control any/every candidate who might replace Trump.They don't care if all the oil in the world is blown up, and all the infrastructure/hospitals.
>>533468718It's not like Trump is personally talking to Iranian representatives. He only hears about it through jews. They tell him what they need him to hear to do what they want him to do.
BREAKING>Airstrikes reported in Houthi-Controlled Yemen
>>533468840why not now? if they cuck now then the US will have erroded deterrence to "we can shoot iranian ships at will and you can not shoot back"bad idea, catastrophic
>>533468931HUGE happening. Now comes the double blockade. No Suez, no Hormuz.Russia was smart to make a move on Madagascar 3 weeks ago.
>>533468718>At this pointKek
>>533468730>The White House launched a “media offenders” website to highlight what it sees as biased or inaccurate reporting by journalists and news outlets.Yeah, awesome stuff. Read through it and absolutely insane.>>533468730Based on what?https://xcancel.com/CRUDEOIL231/status/2043792180310094150You can either read or throw it in an LLM and get a quick summary. If war restarts, rather than a ceasefire, I doubt the stock market would be performing well. We'll see soon enough. (link is info on oil and weird financial instruments)
>>533468903Sure. So what? We're still far away from that apocalytic scenario. Even in the Gulf States or Iran.
>>533468931So it begins.
persian sisters...the orange 4D chess us,the army is coming...is over....
>>533468931skibidi
>>533467469>>533467509>>533467701>>533468931UHHHHHH HORMUSSYSISSES, HORMUSSY STATUS????????
>>533469016What did the Russkies do in Madagascar?
>>533468931Saudis trying to attack?
>>533469016Houthis are also gonna blast that huge Saudi base near the Red Sea, full of US weapons right now, and full of saudi Eurofighter jets.
By all means, markets should drop tomorrow and oil pump.But somehow, SOMEHOW, don't fucking ask me how, it'll be like every monday after a disastrous weekend, shit and piss 500 will close at +1 and oil at -3.5%I'm le tired.
>>533468952There is no deterrence. USA and Israel bomb Iran proper at will and they can do nothing in response
>>533469219>What did the Russkies do in Madagascar?got cozy with the government, financially and strategically i think.
>>533469262>There is no deterrence. USA and Israel bomb Iran proper at will and they can do nothing in responsenotice you said bomb, and not launch missiles...interesting way to put it, and more accurate I suppose.
>>533469249HOW MANY TIMES!?PUTONXLEFUCK!come on bros
>>533469288Ok thanks
>>533468931>>533469016I mean...Why don't these Western oil companies just default to the longer sea route around the Cape of Good Hope, and adjust their supply chains accordingly? It takes maybe a week more at most
>>533463269Will Iran fall for the same tricks? Give Trump another TACO chance for no real difference? Bug win for US coming?
>>533464127Of course it's David Axios. Of fucking course.
>>533469249Judeo-american hedge fund managers rigged the game ages agoThe stock market is divorced from reality
>>533469335bombs are much cheaper than missiles
>>533469243>>533469243>Houthis are also gonna blast that huge Saudi base near the Red Sea, full of US weapons right now, and full of saudi Eurofighter jets.this one here bros. It's packed full like that Jordanian base was.Remember that most of the assets in the Riyadh US air base were moved here, by the red sea/jeddah.Houthis can attack this base a lot more cost effectively than Iran can, thus saving Iran's missiles for other targets.
>>533469515planes and pilot rescue operations are more expensive than missiles
>Iran tried so say fuck you and send ships>USA blows hole in the engine and just takes everythinglmfao iran is full of fucking pussies lol, where are the brave shia warriors at?
>>533469597there were 170 schoolgirls in that engine room you sick fuck
>>533463397But I also feel Iran really believes in international law against the US, which is misguided at best. Plus the naval blockade is actually a very bad thing for Iran and the ceasefire was used to enforce this. I'm pretty sure this guarantees the IRGC sidelining araqchi and maybe Ghalibaf because thanks to them, they were misled into a ceasefire where not only the enemy threw their 10 point framework out of the window, but also kept attacking Lebanon, blockaded their waters and killed all momentum Iran had to keep going.So yeah, 5/10 it was a short sighted plan to accept the ceasefire. It brought some short term relief to Iran but it's also slowly transforming some pain points into logistical nightmares for a defending nation.
>>533469434It adds up quickly, and it's not just time/wage expenses, it's also fuel expense, which is especially critical right now.
>>533467469>>533467509>>533467701BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAABRIDGE DAYPOWER PLANT DAYIMMINENT!
>>533469515>bombs are much cheaper than missileschinese anti-air missiles are a lot cheaper than F-15s.
>>533469554but dabbing on mudshites is priceless
>>533469597>>533469647there were passengers on that ammuniton transporter carrying 4 million live roundswhy does iran always use human shields? if a sub had blown it up it would be fine even with 1000 dead
>>533469440>Bug win for US coming?After a 50 day long humiliation ritual?
>>533469647why would the IRGC make an all girls school for age 11 and under right next to the entrance to the IRGC only doomsday bunker? why were the girls in school on saturday? if it was really that bad, why havent the Houthis attacked anything yet? Brown niggers are liers or pussies.
>>533465717>allowing the US to reposition all their stuff while not under fire is a questionable bargainI think you're not fully assessing the calculation here. Iran was slowing down strikes because they were running low on appealing military targets. Most US strikes were being conducted from bases outside of the middle east because the bases in range of Iranian missiles and drones had mostly been destroyed. If Iran hadn't agreed to the ceasefire the US would have been slowly trying to sneak in the assets they are now rushing in, and Iran would have had to deal with them one at a time while the US would have kept attacking civilian targets because Iran's remaining military targets cannot be effectively destroyed from the air.>what Iran gets out of it is at least a more potent missile base I guess and some diplomatic pointsThat and time to move things around and sort out any issues that were identified during the fighting. There are a lot of little things they can do like just handing out some heavy weapons to police departments so that they don't have a repeat of the situation where there were cops impotently firing rifles at blackhawks as they flew past.
Also in the Wall Street Journal report: Trump decided to go to war after receiving a briefing from Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in February, and talks with allies like Senator Lindsey Graham, and said he "trusts the military to succeed." In conversations with his advisors he said: "Look how quickly we won in Venezuela"
>>533467701>>533468260>>533468585Is no anon interested in what the vessel is or where it stopped before?
>>533469750the only thing that is humiliating right now is that chinks posting from australia are just as cucked on oil as chinks coping with meme flags. Your mothers pussy is sideways and its why you were born with autism lol.
>>533464037Meh at one point the emperor caligula declared war on Neptune and marched his roman army into the sea and forced them to collect seashells
>>533469772>Why were the girls in school on Saturday American education everybody
>>533467378you're expecting to be taken seriously while spouting reddit buzzworda
>>533463397Maybe. US wanted the ceasefire so I presume there was something for them. Now US ends the ceasefire again in the time of their choosing.
>>533469840I am a marinetrafficfag too anon but things are moving slow over there, gotta wait
>>533469849why do you side with the anti jesus side?
>>533469874so they go to school M-Tr then Sat/sunday? educate me, can you also awnser why an all girls school age 11 and under is right next to the bunker for the IRGC naval base?
>>533469647What a totally jewish post.
>>533469849>the only thing that is humiliating right now is that chinks posting from australia are just as cucked on oil as chinks coping with meme flags. Your mothers pussy is sideways and its why you were born with autism lol.
>>533468931>>533469109>>533469016Fake news
>>533468931WEEEEEE WOOOOOOOO
>>533469874why did a "girls school" have so many boys?hard to believe anything the IRGC terrorists say, and hard to feel bad for their kidskids reap what their parents sow
WE GOT YOUR SHIPBITCHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>533470050NOOOO IRANNIE SISTERS WE CONTROL THE STRAIT :((
Sari Kalfon, the mother of retired Staff Sergeant Barak Kalfon who fell in Lebanon over the weekend, told 103FM about the moments when they informed her of her son's death: "My son came and told us 'We need to go to Rambam, Barak is injured.' It turns out that somehow they let us see him, we were told he arrived in critical condition. Afterwards, my son came to me and said, 'Mom, it's over'"
OURCARGONOWWHAT'S YOUR RESPONSE, IRANSISSIES?MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>533469720>BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
>>533467599Buddy, the negotiations were never an equal ground. The offer to Iran was mercy, not deals. If they want to continue down this road their destruction will continue.
Wait, this war is stil going on? I thought people were saying that the war was over like Tuesday or Wednesday
and we are back at gay porn.
>>533469477>The stock market is divorced from realityWhat does this mean for the average pleb? I've been wondering what happens money begin to divorce from material reality.
>>533470174wow eww gay pornthat's gayare you gay?
>>533470176They thought Trump was bluffing when he demanded unconditional surrender. What Trump offered was very very generous. Too generous imoNow they're getting the stick.
>>533470214Trump said he has won many times already.
10 times a day this happens. Israel is a nation of TBI head injuries:A 12-year-old boy was hit by a truck while riding a scooter on Menachem Begin Road in Tel Aviv. He was evacuated to Ichilov in a serious condition. Photo: MDA
>>533470050>WE GOT YOUR SHIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGYMODS PLEASE MAKE THIS THE THREAD THEME
genuine question /pig/do the regular shills stop posting when things go south for Iran? kind of quiet
>>533469772>why would the IRGC make an all girls school for age 11 and under right next to the entrance to the IRGC only doomsday bunker?You do know that US army bases have schools on them too? Turns out that soldiers have families retard. If Iran hit a school on an army base would you defend it as a legitimate target?>why were the girls in school on saturday?Iran's school week is Saturday to Thursday, their weekend is just Friday.
>>533469952>so they go to school M-Tr then Sat/sunday?Correct, dumbass. That's a very common thing in Asia/MENA. And it's actually Monday through Saturday.>can you also awnser why an all girls school age 11 and under is right next to the bunker for the IRGC naval base?Same reason there are schools close to US military bases or integrated inside military bases.https://x.com/mehdirhasan/status/2030136749695906086Still doesn't make it a legitimate target. You can drop the pilpul now.
>>533469990seems like its closed and US is blowing up Icuck shits and taking what ever they want. love to see the brown cope.
#BREAKING- According to our Iranian sources, this incident is considered a violation of the ceasefire agreement and officials are currently holding a meeting to determine the way of which they should respond to this. Many high officials are involved in this meeting.@GeoPWatch
>>533470306They just spam boomer tier hormuz face memes and ignore reality or write up fan fictions like the "failed invasion for uranium".
>>533470306Look on the bright side, Moshe. In 5 years this chick will be in Sayaret Matkal.Victory from a medal: Raz Hershko defeated the Italian Erika Simonetti and advanced to the semifinals of the European Judo Championship. Photo: Judo Association
>>533470308So, why was the "school" filled with 11 year and under aged girls less than 100 feet away from the an IRGC bunker? why dont you awnser the question?
>>533470157>WHAT'S YOUR RESPONSE, IRANSISSIES?
>>533470366Well duh it is a ceasefire violation lol. Same as the naval blockade in the first place. It's about fucking time Iran realizes that
>>533470174No ship?
>>533470285Mods pls do it
>>533469840>TOUSKA>Container vessel> Iran->China->Malaysia->(Stopped here)->Iran>Has not reached Chah Bahar, IranWas it carrying weapons from China? Was it innocent?
>>533470366the way to end the US blockade is to blow up the east west saudi pipeline as the repair of it gives the US the mental lattitude for offensive posturingtragic this is what an amoral iran I think should do and what the US should prepare against
Maybe the ship has uranium on it and Trump can say ‘We got the Uranium’ declare victory and go home.
>>533465579Wierd, I posted that in a previous thread. Is there a bot that just grabs something and reposts it? What for?
>>533470227They won't tank their favorite, overvalued America stocks. Which means yours are going down. Unless you buy American from them at a horrific mark-up. They win, you lose
>>533470366Looks like the situation is getting spicy… Time short the S&P and buy calls on oil in 2 hours
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRTIS THE SALTY SEA WIND BLOWIN THROUGH
>>533470378our judo was always a strong aspect, kudos
>>533467281The only true Persian Baddie
>>533469682Don't forget wear and risks too.
>>533470232>are you gay?
All he has to do to TACO, which he wants, is abandon Israel and give Iran most of what they want. What is he doing? He can't TACO with zero concessions and return to status quo ante. That's nkt how this works.
>>533470468>axis of evil dockings>was it innocent?define innoncence
>>533470366violate THIS, shitran
>>533470265>electric scooterIt should be legal to runt hem over.
>>533470232weak men create hard times <- you are here
>>533470534>our judo was always a strong aspect, kudostoo bad your jewjitsu on Iran/Hezbollah/Hamas sucks so bad...
>>533470613>trump wants to abandon israel
>>533470613there is no longer a TACO possible, he blew the last chance I thinkit is go time B52 are en route to iran
wen war?
>>533470306
>>533469219They linked up, feed it or sneed it?
>>533469682>>533469434Also ships. Especially when bunch of them are stuck in the Gulf of Ayatollah.
>>533470670Western Boomers might be the weakest generation in human history.
>Earlier on 7 April, Trump warned that "a whole civilization will die tonight" and will "never be brought back" if Iran does not agree to a deal by midnight (GMT)So Tuesday -> Wednesday, right? bruh im too high, i have no idea whats going on. Maybe Iran will do something funny the deadline.
>>533470223WTF is happening ITT?
>>533470347>seems like its closed and US is blowing up Icuck shits and taking what ever they want. love to see the brown cope.
>>533470613The problem is that every time he gets given an offramp he blows it up with some lunatic post demanding total Iranian surrender.
>>533470674>gaza lost land>lebanon lost landslowly but surely fren
>>533470685I think Trump wants to TACO. But he cannot TACO without conceding anything. It's impossible, and he can't accept that this was always going to happen once he started this war.
>>533470743anon your greatest generation won a world war for israel
>>533470808>slowly but surely fren rip northern israel.
>>533470753Monday night is the deadline is 8pm again which is like 3pr 4am Tuesday morning in Iran
>>533470416What the fuck, kike!?It was a military complex, not a trench on the front lines. How many military fags were erased on that October day again?
>>533470416>So, why was the "school" filled with 11 year and under aged girls less than 100 feet away from the an IRGC bunker? It wasn't. It was next to a medical clinic and a pharmacy. The IRGC facilities had all been closed down more than a decade ago.>why dont you awnser the question?I did answer it, and you aren't asking the question honestly anyway. You're just trying to imply that there is no good answer.
>>533470482>A ship is randomly going to be transporting uranium into Iran, because... le reasons
>>533470754Its some weird new shill tactic, or maybe ironic shitposting? Idk how spamming homoerotic trump AI porn generated by some ancient llm is good for the regime but what i do know is this is the fucking gayest way an empire could ever end. Thank god our entire civilization is digital and most of this shit will be wiped from the human consciousness in the next cycleGood god how embarrasing
>>533470841How much bibi cock does Trump have to suck before you just admit he cares more about Israel than you. I'm serious, its concerning at this point. Like some kind of stockholm syndrome.
>>533470754pure 3rd world cope, its all they have left, just posting gay porn. It's the last stage of cope posting before they get turned in to jeet levels of made fun of. when the "india will be supa powa by 2020" meme happened, it was because the amount of massive cope posting right before. everything runs in a cycle at this point and 3rd worlders are the source of pure meme cope posting. without the 3rd world, everything would be an echo chamber.
>>533470416
>>533470780its okay chink bro, things will get better for you.
>>533470528>TIS THE SALTY SEA WIND BLOWIN THROUGH
>>533470626Either they attacked because it flew Iran flag or there was a cause. It was an escalation, either way.
>>533470944>44they’re going to coordinate a shilling narrative tomorrow to memoryhole this anyways
let it be clear, the US and Israel fight knowledge itselfthey kill journalist, burn libraries and destroyed 30 universitiesno man of the west can side with the barbarians
>>533470903so why was the school girls age 11 and under, 180+ of them less than 100 feet away from the entrance to an IRGC doomsday bunker?
>>533470871>anon your greatest generation won a world war for israel>>533470743>Western Boomers might be the weakest generation in human history.Right now Israel is finally having the brawn drain that our countries suffered for 100 years.Imagine how weak and pathetic the jewish race is going to be after this war?These IDF wimps dying are the strongest of the strong jews.
>>533470366Does Iran still have Exocets they can use to prank the US Navy?
>>533470630>violate THIS, shitran
>>533470950im not talking about america, just awnser the question. why was the school girls age 11 and under, 180+ of them less than 100 feet away from the entrance to an IRGC doomsday bunker?
>>533471005the US said that they contacted it to turn back and then fired a warning shot, which they ignored. the flag is irrelevant to the interception
>>533470937>this is the fucking gayest way an empire could ever endAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!So true.You're alright Leaf anon, you're alright.
>>533471028the bigger question is how alex karp will feel for the next 30 years when he might get a fatwa on his head because his maven ai targeted and killed the 180 girls of minab school?salman rushdie had a bad experience with it
I WANT TO FIND A SEPHARDIC GIRLFRIEND
>>533471065Bet you won’t start spamming lookner’s chat with these lol
>>533470974>t.
>>533471075I don't know, probably the same reason the US does the exact same thing.Why are you happy about children dying?
SHOULD I BAKE NEXT ONE?
>>533471190Yeah just do it
>>533471190youre getting b& for spamming you gypsy
>>533471190Yes.
>>533471028Because they were not supposed to get bombed?They were not prepared. You attacked them during negotiations like a jew who stabs from the back.The bombing of the school girls was clearly a statnanic human sacrifice thing to amass supernatural power to win this war. And also to make Iran ever less able to back away from the war, giving Israel what it wants: War. I don't know why you kikes think disputing this in the most retarded way asking anons why the school was there as if it were anons who built the school gives you any sympathy or credibility but here we are.
>>533471163
>>533471075You can post whatever you want on an obscure anime website, but the younger generation sees the genocidal jews for what they are, and they recognize that we'll be treated the same as Iranians when we're the ones getting in the way of the jews' plans. The younger generation won't treat jews with any mercy, in turn, when it's time for TKD.
>>533471299>>533471299>>533471299Emergency bake
>>533471128idk who alex karp is, the the only awnser is to why litteraly no one gives a shit about the girls that got blown up, is because they were all ment to be loli sex slaves for IRGC members that entered the bunker to live out the false retard pedo narative that they will die and get 72 loli virgins to fuck for ever. they died because pedo faggot shia niggers wanted to live out a fantasy before they got bombed anyways. the WHOLE of the world will never give a shit about the "school girls" becasue if anyone digged into it, it would prove that they are all pedo nigger faggots. >inb4 AHHHH TRUMP PEDOif you cared about kids so much, then you should be jumping with joy, Iran's natioal law ounder Shia is you can sick a hard dick inbetween a newborn baby's legs and fuck it because its not sex. Everything else is a cope.
>>533471039No Exocets, but they do have plenty of domestically produced anti-ship cruise missiles.
>>533471342Every single one of you jewish slimes needs to be dealt with, including your demonic children, to solve this problem for all time.
>>533471329Thanks baker.
>>533471443sorry shia nigger, your a pedo and your going to pay for it.
>>533468306Yes Swedes are huwhite
>>533470485I just liked your post so I reposted it
>>533463437Iran says they won't come but they'll come. Like typical lefties it's all about appearing to be right while being left.
