>Chang: “I DO NOT RIKE THIS. WHITU RIFEGUARDU, PREEZE SAVE ME!”The absolute state of these theme parks, especially water parks. The last time I went to a theme park, the ticket prices kept out the browns and other less desirables. Can anyone confirm it’s gotten this bad in <current year>? I mean, they can’t even swim…why ruin everyone’s water park experience?
>>533465490canadas biggest amusement park just had to raise the age of unaccompanied youth being able to visit
>>533465490It's been that way for almost 20 years. There are too many minorities at my waterpark
>>533465490Have you tried to flush it down?All of them?
>>533465590>>533465879How the fuck do they afford the ticket price and hotel stay??? Does EBT and WIC include theme parks now??
>>533466072>hotel stayAnon it's a water park, i'm fairly sure any metro over 250k at least in the south is going to have at least one with a lazy river/wave pool/slidesThe 900k person metro i live in has 3 that i know of roughly done to split up little kids, young teens and older teens/adults.
>>533466185>ticket price: $99+>food prices: $15 for a fucking hotdog Explain how they afford it without jobs
>>533466279welfare and NGOs
>>533465490>forbid any (bluetooth) speakers, instaban>play classical music (baroque) on park audio system - everywhere 24/7>problem miraculously solved!!
>>533466279I mean it's a water price, tickets are still expensive but $25 per person isn't that horrible. Biggest issue for the water parks here is that they are competing with the beach, mind you all water parks in the area are ran by the county rather than companies but based off their financial reports they do decently enough (they aren't allowed to turn a profit though from what i can tell so they instead just add more parks or expand whats there to keep profit down)
>>533467822a water park*
>>533467822when dey got 8 keeds $25/person is expensive as hell for your average groid
Because niggers only benefit from the advancements of other races. There's no way any of those apes can understand the complexity of the plumbing involved to keep that place running.
>>533466279Stripper or drug money
