>diversity is our strength
>>533473544Always was, always will be. OMO land
>>533473544Nice one, was going to bake but couldn't find anything newsworthy to use in OP. Cold pizza and coffee to browse the news with.
>>533473544based minimalist bake but this aint a generalWoman, 47, allegedly stabbed with a kitchen knife by her own SON in Lake Macquariehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15746139/Lake-Macquaire-stabbing-Mcintyre.htmlThe surprising capital cities where Aussie house prices are shrinking while the market is red hot in other states.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15746035/Sydney-Melbourne-property-auction-value.htmlhttps://www.perthnow.com.au/entertainment/glenn-micks-celebrity-intervention-masters-of-aussie-comedy-turn-on-each-other-in-witty-new-tv-show-c-22141431
Will & Woody for the drive home!
>>533475410Drive time radio is ass
>>533475410>listening to msm goyslop
>>533475599>>533476041>falling for the spamb8
>>533477268I'm vooting Greens for gibs
I was in Aldi yesterday and I just couldnt hold it in any longer. I leaned into the freezer and just let a fresh turd fall down my pant leg. I shook it out onto the floor and an old woman said I was disgusting.
I'm voting Steph Hunter
Thread deteriorated in less than 10 posts. Good job
fuck i missed joji at coachella
>>533475410i listen to nova!
US navy blockade raided an Iranian tanker ship in Gulf of Oman. Mad max is back on lads.
>>533480204*shot it first, then raided
Whats everyones thoughts on adrian portelli?
>>533477268These threads are spam bait.
>>533480795i like him because he's really rich and has a lifestyle i would like to have
>>533474686>Woman, 47, allegedly stabbed with a kitchen knife by her own SON in Lake MacquarieBitch should have cooked my tendies right.
NEWS SLOP!>Australia scraps LGBTQIA+ blood barriers to secure 20,000 extra donations yearlyhttps://www.9news.com.au/national/blood-donation-guidelines-overhauled-lifeblood-australia/71e5f32c-2c52-4702-8715-6e3f2b3d6a45>Awer Dau, 33, faced court on Sunday evening charged with culpable driving causing death after allegedly hitting two pedestrians outside the Melbourne Showgrounds.https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-19/supernova-comic-con-attendee-pedestrian-killed-police-update/106580858>Millions of Australians offered $1000 instant tax deduction under proposed lawhttps://www.9news.com.au/national/federal-politics-instant-tax-deduction-to-be-enshrined-in-law-jim-chalmers/dba7a95c-069c-43bd-92c7-8be822bb4475>Distressing footage shows Melbourne schoolboy being dragged down the road while trapped in bus doorshttps://www.9news.com.au/national/wheelers-hill-melbourne-boy-trapped-in-bus-door-dragged-along-road/cf3c8036-451d-4d19-b16e-5e688f3b7a37
>>533480795Scamwog is running wog scams.And really idgaf.
>>533484210people that are serious about comics into adulthood are all soi boisdau was probably reading too much reddit and wanting to take a couple out
>>533473544Short king BUMMER!
>>533484210>...secure 20,000 extra...YeahveryveryNah.Avoid DEI poofter-rage by pretending to take blood off poofters and troons.>waste blood bags taking pints>have to waste more money to test them all for HIV syphilis and PoofterpoxDont even let it cool, just dump it all straight into bio-hazard waste.Still cheaper than fighting the DEIscrimination Coonmissioner all the way to the High Court on unlimited gubment lawyer buxx.
>>533484722Comic con is more of a place for people to dress up and walk around, and also sexually harrass women dressed up as characters.https://ozcomiccon.com/melbourne/
>>533484210>Australia scraps LGBTQIA+ blood barriers to secure 20,000 extra donations yearlyThis is fucked because blood is tested in batches so one aids ridden donation can destroy an entire batch of blood.
>>533484931The real reason they're doing this is because white people are becomming a minority, brown people don't donate blood. So you have them desperately trying to throw anything at the wall that sticks. Since LGBTQ shit is mainly only a white person thing, they sure as shit can get their donations down on paper, even if they throw it out.
>>533473544>shortarse>bald>shitskinPigcunt really fuckedup in the gene lotteryOnly bonus is he gets issued a free Glock to suckstart when reality finally kicks in.
>>533485153ACTUALLY hate to be THAT guy but vicpol uses the smith and wesson M&P and not a glock.
Who here /divvies/?
>>533485199Okay to that list add>living in Shittoria>and in PozbourneStill enough .40Short&Weak to fix his problem
Australia has banned assault magnets.
>>53348504990% of fags are brown
Oh, he's started posting his dividends.Shitty vibecoding python incoming?This fag blogposting is just another in a long run of why people don't post here anymore.
I like the dwarf cop. Probably the only good cunt in the police force.
>>533485404>In force NOOOO why didn't you tell me sooner so I could hoard some high powered magnets?
>>533485506It's because most of aus/pol is currently at work. There's only 3 of us jobless losers here during the week.
>>533485643Not true, some of us work arvo or night shifts.
>>533485643Hey fuck you I'm shitposting on company time.
>>533485404>ban magnets because scary.Talibs in Kabul used to smash open speakers and hard-drives for magnetic Limpet IEDs.It only has to hold about a half kilo.Sneak up on cunts in traffic on a scooter or motobike and slap one on.>kek when Albo's Beemer has metal panels
>>533484953>https://ozcomiccon.com/melbourne/
>>533485242How often do you get divvies dropped into your account?
>>533485801Yer you see that tranny and or ugly women on the bottom left, look at the distress on her face, shes been sexually groped.
>>533485801>you NEED to buy the comicbookman slop>you NEED to do this or your life is over!its like boomers all over againjust look at this fucking thread, THESE are the people making the glowzart trooner slop threads and posting toilet graffiti all day
I thought divies were the lads from your division. Squaddies, divvies, civvies. Tried to join the army but got rejected for being a dwarf.
>>533486078>divisional vans'divies' is trooner slop postinglike 'petty' it only exists as a term here by faggots
>>533485506Don't accuse me of vibe coding man that's just mean.>>5334858862x quarterly and 2x monthly.>>533485801>>533485914I could fuck the dark haired BPDemon in red as long as "she" is not a man.The one with the sonic bag has 100% raped a child.
>>533485914Isn't comicon just an orgy for people with disabilities?They probably got rammed by an Indian who saw a witch
>>533485801tfw no comics
>>533486078>>533486151Yeah - he doesn't know that. His knowledge is built from the 'lore' he's garnered from here.
>>533482409I am pro Israel
>>533486181Well yer, also good for scalpers tho to get merch from somewhat famous animation creators and sell it at a marked up price for a 200% profit.
>>533486265Go there then, you leave Australia via an airport or a chimney. Ball is in your court, sport.
>>533486453He can't leave, there is no jet fuel.
>>533478148Welcome to Australia, Ameribruh.
>>533484953>>533485801>My costume is not consent
Whats worse to aus/pol/ a Scalper or a Grifter?
>>533486265So am I.Straya should support Izreal.Send every (((kike))) back to the Promised Land to boost the population and IDF recruiting to Die4Gaza or in Lebistan.Whether they want to go or not.>God cursed Egypt for not letting (((them))) go.Straya will be cursed until it sends all of (((them))) to Izreal.Ideally by traditional railway cattle-cars but will probably have to use ships and planes instead.
>>533485914i bet the one in the wheel chair isn't really disabledmaybe thats some comic character idkmaybe larping to get ndis
>>533486691fake bobsstill would tho probs
>>533486166i wanna be the guy with the long hair at top left
>>533487483he doesn't know about the trans-abled community.
>>533487693>>533487483Has anyone actually been to comic con? What was it like?
>>533487693i dont wanna know
>>533487743i used to buy comics when i was an early teen the guys working in the comic book shops were/are pretty reddit
>>533487771Why not? People get sexually turned on by amputees, and some people do it for the disabiltiy benefits.
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>>533487825if only they'd chop their head off and just hang there being a head
>>533487743Apparently the smell is horrific and you're guaranteed to get sick>>533487771He deliberately put his hands in dry ice to permanently disable himself so he could become his boyfriend's pet.
>>533487869well thats great that'll make me enjoy my lunch more
>>533487743I haven't been inside but it's nice to walk around the convention centre. You get the occasional whoreish outfits (legal hoes showing off), some great cosplay, and bad cosplay. You get the Chris Chan types too.I hear there's a lot of star worship with ridiculously priced appearance quotes, like just photos being expensive. A lot of merchandise that pops up like cancers eg 3D printed dragons and funko pops.Instead of oogling at them and calling them freaks, we should let them do what they wish about it. The results are more entertaining.
>(legal hoes showing off)Since when was prostitution illegal anon. Would you ever go back?
>>533488055>since when was prostitution illegal anon?>would you go back?No, she was awful. I'll just have the wife instead.
>>533488166Why would you rather have your wife? And not an art hoe BPD demon?
Interesting development right.So since the pool in Iran has been closed my local baccy has been extremely quiet. I think because the Alibarbar vapes come from the UAE.The question is what else do we get from the UAE that's going to get real quiet soon? The Government will bullshit us about shortages right up until we're starving to death in the streets.
>>533488251>not an art hoe BPD demon>would you ratherI wouldn't have her any other way
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>>533488353Fuck off, your thread is a TEMU bake.
The girlfriend
>>533488522This is you:>>533488344>>533488344>>533488344Join NSN today!
>>533488618Goddam, white women age like milk.
>>533485153>>shortarse>>bald>>shitskin>Pigcunt really fuckedup in the gene lotteryLiterally does not matter, he still got the job lmao
>>533480795Public execution
>>533473544This was allowed for women, so fucking stupid in my opinion
>>533484210>Australia scraps LGBTQIA+ blood barriers to secure 20,000 extra donations yearly>long-term monogamous relationshipsLmao. Jesus fucking Christ we are cooked.
>>533486691>content creatorIs fucking your boyfriend in front of your iPhone content?
>>533473544I liked how nobody in the comments mentioned that guy could take down 99% of female cops
>>533489681Yes that is content ms rare women poster.
>>533489975Women don't post on 4chan anymore. Not for over a decade. There will never be another marijuanadurkachan masturbating for us on cam for free.
>>533490155The way you said >Is fucking your boyfriend in front of your iPhone content?Is very womanly, so I say again, hello M'lady.
I ate 5 subway raspberry cheesecake cookies and a chicken classic footlong and a coke zero for brekky urrrrrrp
>>533490209You're fucking retarded and the fact you don't know who i referenced is proof you're a fucking newfag zoomie
>>533490330Show tits and time stamp now. You're one of those BPD demon hotties I bet.
>>533490318i ate a little ladys asshole
>>533489837Police have a serious recruitment issue, adjacent to ADF and trades labour. Physical strength is worth as much as qualifications and the modern awards system is cheating physically fit workers, who are almost all young men.And worst off under the modern award system are men under 24, because they're often not even paid full wages. This is a problem the public sector unions created by demanding equal wages for women, and this means all men suffer a gendered workload because they're doing twice as much work for the same pay.Australia needs a 100kg degree, which you get by benching 100. Then employers can pay men what they're worth and get men worth employing.
Just bought 100 more units of ASX:DXI at market with today's divvies, what am I in for?
>>533490725They have recruitment issues because ain't no one want to wait a fucking year and jump through a million recrooootment hoops for a job that pays min wage. But also they have a very poor retention rate because ain't nobody want to be treated poorly for min wage. The duality of the FORCE!
>>533490725>>533491051The issue is every cop is behind a desk now, when was the last time you saw a beat cop?
>>533491129Heaps of times, you would see them too if you had a license and drove a car anon.
>>533491178I have a motorbike, I am traffic cops number one target and yet I never see them.
>>533488353Sad day when something like this improves on the>Imma poost muh povvo share "divvies" bred.
>>533491292Yer well maybe you just live in a low crime area, but it's not because they're behind the desk anon, its becausse they have no one.
>>533491438I live in Strathpine, the Woodridge of North Brisbane.
>>533491051Training lag is only an issue when the wages and working conditions of trainees are below minimum wage, and that situation occurs where physically strong workers are expected to salary sacrafice four times as much for the same Training, because they're worth four times as much as labourers the day they start. That's why the weediest cunts study, always has been. They're worth nothing as labourers at the outset. But what is industry going to do with thousands of qualified staff who are too weak to actually do their jobs?
>>533491438yeah this. they have priorities in the community
>>533491533I don't know anything about that area anon.
>>533491853A smaller Redfern.
>>533477366>Ending Violence In The Home Of First Responders>Everyone knows fiery's just can't wait to get home after battling a blaze probably set by some asshole firebug, having a shower & a feed then start kicking the shit out of their significant other.
What's up, you lovely cunts?
>>533485801Wow, Ozcomiccon has really let itself go since '99
I dont like that fuel is going down and everyone thinking things are heading back to normal when things are even worse than they were before. How long until diesel will be $4. Anyway, I’ve eaten a whole pack of timmies today, maybe why I feel off.
>>533490961>expecting gains running boomer stonks in current yearretard
>>533491129We gave up on 50's policing in the 50's because it didn't work. Boomers hysterically demand the government provides them a personal security guard, just as shop keepers hysterically demand shop patrols. Everyone wants personal security but that's just not an effective allocation of public resources.You can look at gangs hit and run tactics, smashing through a shop and say that a cop standing there would have prevented it, but how many shops are there, and what is your absent cop doing at their desk? Mostly, reviewing CCTV to actually arrest the kids. Modern policing works on a very high prosecution rate, bail, and CCTV. Reduce the number of criminals, not the number of crimes. Yes we suffer spree offending, the machete bandit who seems to have impunity, but historically we had 5000 career criminals who beat police couldn't identify or catch.
Gday anons… anyone else struggling to find work? Don’t want to be a copper or go down the mines in p*rth but the options seem pretty fuckin thin at the moment. Probably should have tried harder at uni but covid completely fucked it for me. Been doing call centre and random landscaping jobs since I left maccas a few years ago… but cant even land that shit anymore. Any ideas?? Cheers lads
>rajeesh has dragged a school boy who got caught in the doors of a bus.https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/education/could-have-died-horror-moment-12yo-boys-arm-trapped-in-bus-dragged-down-melbourne-road-c-22163777
>>533492587How useless are you?Just join the army>i dont want toOk? Then die in the gutter or be a welfare scab
>>533473544Just found out Victoria or something has a ministry for bad behaved boys and men inspired by the Adolescence Netflix show
>>533492587Have you considered becoming a male prostitute and fucking old men up the arse? Got a decent body and dick? Or you can do gay porn with other men for onlyscams and also be a prostitute. Might score a cougar real estate agent if you're lucky.
>>533492859Yes you died for this because you don't want to make enough white children. No I don't have any I'm infertile so at least I have an excuse.
R8 this twink/10
>>533491983The fire fighters set the fires anon
>>533491983Unionists claim damages for stress if they aren't given leave, employers will sack their hardest staff after half killing them.Everyone knows that the best practice is to roster staff through high end low stress details and to roster low stress activities for the end of shifts, if we all voted, that's what we'd for vote. But sectional interests have s better option, unionists can be scabs, employers can be cunts.
>>533492587do they not have cenno anymore? i thought your whole island was basically just welfare niggers.
>>533492570Bring back the good old days when cops used to ram a baton up your arse and smash your teeth in if you got a bit too cheeky.
>>533485914The FTM pooner next to her has probably been giving her the creeps. Lesbians and female trannies who think they're men (also lesbians) can be surprisingly aggressive, especially towards straight women. My ex was an actual woke fuck wit SJW in the 2010s and even back she and her sisters and friends all knew deep down how fucking depraved LGBT freaks are. Her sister went to a pub one night around mardis gras and the dykes on bikes pulled up on their Harleys, about 50 of them. All the young women left because they said there would be drunk butch bull dykes just hanging out in the bathroom. Any time a pretty young straight girl went in there they'd push them up against the wall and kiss them and started trying to finger them lmao. But they'd talk about it in hushed tones while I'm in the next room knowing full well it wouldn't change their politics. They'd still go along with retarded white woman consensus seeking status quo politics. I know there are based white women but sorry, most of them really do get exactly what they voted for.
>>533492398lemme guess bitcoin...
>>533492797>>533492901>choose (1) career pathway>military>sex work>deathwhat a lucky country we live in
>>533488618>>533488665>BRS only 5 years older than meFucking hell, so do some of the blokes I guess. I assumed he was well into his 50s.
>>533493273>bitcoinit's too late for you, retardBTC isn't going to 900x from here, dumbshit
>>533493445I never said it was.
>>533492956to my memory one of the best examples of terminally online political scourgeI recall people defending his pre-transition behaviour as >heh, you actually think him dressing up isn't an elaborate troll? you actual fucking retard! lmao!and then he just straight went gay and transitioned to sucking dick on camnot certain if that was the hole of it, but, it is schizo of me, I use it as an example of this psycho defensive culture that mimics what myths of demons do when you know their weakness>you actually fucking think two fucking wooden sticks and a stupid word can hurt me? what a stupid fucking retard KWAB!>uh, you don't get it chud, it's ironic dick sucking
>>533493593>Buffet>don't buy Bitcoin at $70!lmao. enjoy you fuck all stonks gains>hurr, i just buy this and sit on it, dead money is profitable somehow!retard faggot
The jobs market these days is like soviet Russia. The more workers are exploited the more money employers spend exploiting them, and the more the state pays in welfare the more the state will spend fucking people out of welfare. So you're stuck between a JSP paid a kickback to fuck you out of welfare, and an agency recruiter paid to fuck you out of wages. And then when you get a job you're stuck between unionists trying to fuck you out of benefits, and HR trying to fuck you out of hours.As a worker you really have to pick a side, you can't fight them all at once. Be a scab worker or a welfare cheat, be a union faggot or a dog. Just going to work, getting paid, going home, that's no longer a realistic plan. The employers and industries which work that way are either dead or dying.
>>533493072cenno’s alright if you dont have a life and just play video games all day. the aussie dream is to be able to go to the pub without having to steal people’s car wheels to finance a parma and two pints and you need a job for that
>>533493675>didn't even read the quote just saw buffet and started kvatching.I feel sorry for you day trading retards. Post lambo.
>>533493717DSP isn't too bad if you own your own house. I'm saving on it. I gave up on getting a job years ago.
>>533493830>thinks i will buy a depreciating assetnigger, i would just rent one if i was trying to scam you into investingyou have boomer brain. boomers are on their way out, that was the point of referencing how boomer-brain Buffett is.he is basically you
>>533493189Australia was not always a developed county, third world policing went hand in hand with police corruption and it was very expensive to bribe every part of government at the same time to keep the ghetto in the ghetto.
>>533473544I don't get it; why would anyone "lose it" over a photo of a short cop but not a photo of a female cop?
>>533493833maybe I should do nangs for a year and cop dsp. one of my high school mates did that and he’s happier than me
>>533494246Just start making shit up and create a paper trail. After a while there'll be enough 'evidence'. You don't have to do nangs.
>>533493072everything here is expensive, even for workers.
>>533493338Have a look cunt. You have options or you can kill yourself. Make up your mind. This absolutely chad homosexual and ex escort scored a cougar roastie and now in a lavender marriage living in her 45 million dollar Sydney home. Dream big sweaty
>>533493597Pretty much summed it up perfectly. His Dad shouldve put an end to the cross-dressing as soon as he found out. Now he's got a cocksucker for a son
>>533488618She looks good for a 33-year-old hag.
>>533473544Well who the fuck else is gonna police the fucking Munchkinlanders in the merry old land of Oz?
>>533473544If was a good detective he wouldn't be patrol officer you dumb cunt.
What does she mean by this?
Election material is going out this month as parties gear up.The liberals are taking a harder tone on immigration in response to one nation threshing them but haven't actually altered their policy. Nationals are targeting the boomer vote and making proposals on crime they will never have to implement. Labour is staying silent and relying on labour unions to do their talking for them. If the election turns into a debate on the recession labour will lose, but none of the opposition parties are willing to make that attack because they all oppose wage rises in line with inflation and public service cuts. So as usual, labour will just happily sit on their electoral margin through bloc voting while right wing parties fight over lame duck social issues.The way Australia's voting system is set up, many opposition parties will just corner themselves into a minority position to clear the AEC funding thresholds, and take political donations to sit out fights over key issues. Part of this problem is that Labor must make concessions to opposition parties, regardless of their primary vote, but the liberals get defacto preferences while making no concessions, and that's how the primary vote of the liberals is so laughably low yet they still form shadow cabinet. No political solution, if you want labour out, go out on the street and throw them out. Your vote doesn't mean shit, because no registered opposition party is prepared to take an anti government position.
>>533497591Which party will give me the most gibs? I don't care about social issues just raise my fucking DSP.
>>533493833I'm doing 15 hours a week work to supplement my dsp.I'm earning about 200 dollarydoos more than I would not working and it keeps me physically active.And saving my wages while spending my bennies on beer and shit tickles the piss out of me. The taxpayers are funding my beers and fancy dinners.Had venison on Saturday. Thanks for buying it for me cunts. Seared it and sliced it and served it in juniper jus.
>>533498055How the fuck did you get a part time job on DSP?
>>533498078Sheltered workshop
>>533498078Through NOVA.I got assessed at being unable to do more than 15 hours a week, and they found me a job. Just gotta check in with Centrelink every In Two Weeks to say what my pay and hours were.If you're on dsp you're able to get with any disability work provider.
>>533498132HOWWWW?I was with a DES they only wanted to get me open employment which would have cut me off I switched to another they were good but only found me a temporary job. They got shut down and I was transferred to a IEA and they don't do shit they just ring me every fortnight and ask how many jobs I've applied for.I want a /comfy/ retard job.
>>533498055>I'm doing 15 hours a week work to supplement my dsp.You found the sweet spot. Enjoy
>>533498254You dont need a job, you are making bank on boomer stonks divvie wivvies.Just sit back and let the boomer bucks roll in like its 1975.
>>533473544Just got here OP, when is the next anti kike protest in Brisbane? Anyone?>gonna get me some
>>533498258All it took was being a fucking retard and my mother having a folder full of medical records going back to infancy because she was relentless in trying to figure out what the fuck was wrong in my noggin.
>>533498326I need to pay some tax so I can use my franking credits.
>>533498326also my working credits are maxed out.
>>533473792Is that Ruben Cohen or something?
>>533473544>Good negotiator or detective >Clearly a street copAWFUL moment
>>533486691Didn't Ash Tayla play for the Broncs and Goldy? Pretty smooth transition
>>533487693Has this gay piece of shit nigger killed himself yet?
>we're owning the racists by denying reality :^)All these retards should be lynched.
Adelaide anons, what’s your city like? QLD is getting too expensive and flooded with Melbourne cucks Is it worth the move?
>>533492587Security work might be a thought - Cert 3 in security needed but it's a growth industry. Plenty of people also say get a forklift ticket but some claim they couldn't get a job with it.
>>533498993Too expensive and flooded with Melbourne cucks that bought out the good property back in covid times
>>533500103>Security workJEETED You can toss the security jeets they are so malnourished
>>533500103Can confirm, the fork ticket is not the golden goose it used to be.
BASED DEPARTMENT!!1!https://www.lifeblood.com.au/news-and-stories/media-centre/media-releases/lifeblood-announces-changes-sexual-activity-rules-blood-and-plasma
>>533498993fuck off we're full
>>533473544To be fair this is definitely an issue of recruitment. Tall strong white males aren't going to the fucking pigs and begging for minimum wage just to pick up after the consequences of women and faggots voting.
>>533500634Since all the blood is tainted by vax poison it doesn't make a huge difference if they throw some AIDS and monkey pox in the mix.
Fat poof nation
>>533500634Do I need to get a tattoo saying no blood transfusion, no resuscitation, no organ donor because I hate tattoos
>>533501410Kek, he actually looks about 2 percent heterosexual in that pic, which is 2 percent more than he's ever looked before.
