Sulphur and Sulphuric acid are essential ingredients in phosphate fertilizers so now India is out of Nitrogen fertilizers like Urea and UAN while also being out of Phosphate fertilizers like MAP and DAP with an estimated 90 MILLION HECTARES of farmland in India to be affected by the fertilizer shortage! Fertilizer shortage is expected to lower yields by as much as 65%!MASS STARVATION EVENT IN INDIA SO LONG AS STRAIT OF HORMUZ REMAINS CLOSED!
Camp of the saints incoming
>>533478838IMAGINE
Based. I hope all shitskins worldwide are systematically starved to death via these engineeered crises.
>>533478838>India >Out of fertilizer The jokes around here just write themselves.
uh oh... the agriculture bubble started by fertilizer tech in the 50s and 60s is about to pop! no more 20 kids ranjeet!
>>533478911The funny thing is that they say the exact same thing too
>>533478838I still don't quite understand why there are 1.3 billion indians in the first placewhat are they contributing to the world that, say, 250 million indians weren't?
>>533478838>literally a country made of farts (sulfuric gas), shit (sulfuric compounds), and piss (more sulfuric compounds)>WE NEEDS SULFAR SAAR!!!!!!No.
>>533478838don't they have enough poop to fertilize their fields with?didnt pre medieval ag rely on human feces
>>533478838>india >ran out of fertilizer
>>533478838
>>533478872That's been happening for years. I swear NZ is like 40% Indian now.
>>533478921You just know their shits are the only shits in the world that don't have fertilizing properties.
>>533478974Speedrunning climate change
I WILL FIND THE NEAREST JEET AND THROW SULPHURIC ACID AT HIM TO HELP THE SITUATION
>>533479039Based Winston starving the jeets.
>>533479088isn't that your job, o destroyers of nuclear power
i watch alot of youtube gardening videos. just make sure to bury your tomatos deep to maximize root development. we'll make it through this, bros.
>>533478838Bat guanoCow shitCompost
scientifically
>>533478974They literally worship sex. The Kama Sutra was written by priests. They have a ritual where they kill a horse and then fuck its corpse.The only thing keeping their population in check until recently was perpetual famine and mass inbreeding meaning half their offspring were duds.
>>533479227we killed the bats. The cows eat grass with pesticides. The compost is contaminated with chlorine. Its very very over.
>>533478921Pajeets shit industrial waste
>>533478838How do you even run out of nitrogen fertiliser? Just take a piss, nigger.
I think they can get some sulphur if they start scraping everyone's armpits. At least that's what it smells like to me.
>>533478838we should nuke india so those poor people dont have to suffer and starve from shortages.wait no forget all thatwe should nuke india just because.
>>533478838oh no! now they have to flood the west or they'll starve!
>>533478838>MASS STARVATION EVENT IN INDIA
>>533478838They can use the shit they wallow in for fertilizer.
>>533479282
>>533479806Why do they always have that dumb look on their face
>>533479964average IQ of 76
>>533478838SCIENTIFICALLY FEASIBLE
>>533479403what is this famine number 35? at some point you have to stop fucking so much saaaaars
How can a filthy smelly country be out of sulphur
Thank fucking god. Way too many shitskins these days. Now to find a way to handle the 50 million arabs in Europe.
>>533478838Wake me up when you can tell me 1.476 billion poos are sterilized.
>>533478838Eat the jam, jamboi.
>>533478838Bharat knows how to deal with problems. It is not like those shitty countries.
>>533479964Because they're dumb.
>>533479282Where’s that chink scientist, I have a task for him after seeing that
>>533478838Kek :D
>mass deaths in pajeetland >pajeet diaspora increases>wander the world as their gypsy cousins >become indistinguishable from gypsies>resent the term and encroach on gypsy ecosystem >Gypsy wars start, mutually assured destruction I can only hope
>>533479806>curry is delicious Why would I eat something that looks like diarrhea that causes diarrhea to parasites
>>533481587the very process you just described is a cycle that has been happening since the fall of the White Aryan Empire in ancient India. That is precisely how Gypsies spawned. They are the unholy remnants of miscegenation with the indigenous Dravidians (Pajeets) caused by ancient jewish mind viruses..t knower
>>533478838its okay they can make more with the shitting streets
>>533478838Maybe they should start collectively shitting in the paddocks instead of the street? Fertilizer problem solved.
Jeeted
>>533482398Humanure, not even once. You're eating whatevrs left over of their medications, lead, mercury from fillings and other toxic shit that composting doesn't remove.
>>533478838Americans shitting up the planet
>>533478838I thought Sulphur was basically a waste product of petroleum extraction and they had so much of it it was impossible to get rid of. I've seen photos of mountains of it just laying on the ground piled up.
>>533483232shut up faggot jeets are literally contaminating the world with feces
>>533482802imagine the fucking smell
>>533478838Kek when Sri Lanka burnt their PMs house tk the ground and shat in his swimming pool because they ran out of fertilizer because of some deluded green scheme and their crops failed so they were going to starve.>Now multiply that by a Billion shits on the government's designated Parliament Street.Beautiful.
