If you feed a seagull they will become dependent, loud and agressive and will eventually bring their whole family and steal anything they can get their hands on.
>>533505579I fed a seagul and now he shits on my enemies on command.
>>533505579That's an easy enough fix.
Reminds me of something but i cant exactly recall what
>>533505642Congrats, you now own a winged pajeet that follows your orders. Not bad, I guess.
Crows are better to tame.
>>533505816I once gave a crow a whole donut and the ungrateful little shit picked it up and gave it to a seagull.
>>533505579seagulls inhabited the shores before us and we steal their foodthe least we can do is feed them
>>533505579>anything they can get their hands onHuman food will make them mutate and grow hands?
>>533505579Your money and life is fake.Enjoy pension until you actually see Hell isn't a joke.March to death, dog.
>>533505873Guess you don't understand diplomacy?Crows are few in number and shrewd. Now the seagulls will be their vassals.
>>533505579>based gullsyou're going to have to do better than that to stop me. why don't you send some more guys to try to kill me or just hit me with a car?
>>533505642We know all your tricks Schlomo
>>533505579This sounds completely useless and something we wouldn't want at allBut seagulls actually reduce waste so they're not completely useless
>>533505642Based
It’s simply because they’re wild animals. In the wild, no other animal will give you its food just out of kindness. At most, out of respect. The people who used to feed the wild bears in the national park learned this the hard way. The bear doesn’t think to itself:>“This ape is friendly; he’s giving me a snack!”The bear instinctively suspects: >“This ape is giving me his food so I won’t eat him!” So the next time you don’t give him food, the bear will make sure you have a little more respect for him. The principle is the same for all wild animals. Only domesticated animals understand what kindness is.
>>533505579Sounds like a nigger to me.
>>533505684>mashed potatoes without milkDisgusting
>>533505579replace with a nigger
>>533505579Kinda based
>>533505579listen up faggot, once i was walking around a lake and came across a colony of wild seagulls, as soon as they daw me they attacked like i was the hot chip, they were 10x more aggressive & noisey than city gulls.
>>533505579you make this lie?!seagulls are highly skilled workersthere are many seagull CEO's in americayou just mad seagull steal ur women
>>533505579I fed a bobcat tendies and now he comes around my porch after dark and hangs out and curls up and sleeps for a while. I haven't tried to pet him yet, since wild bobcats are kind of touchy about that sort of thing.
>>533505709Was it an animal that will do spectacular acrobatics trying to steal a french fry from another of it's kind, when it could have just sat around waiting for gibs?
Seagulls don't have hands.
>>533507730What's that bitch?
