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do something
I need things to explode
Day 50 of nothing happening in the middle east
>>533508849Taco soon?
>>533508874I need this clown market to fall
Has the red flag of revenge been raised for the captured bote yet?
>>533508925With live music
We're taking the ship
>>533508849>When you hire an artist for your book, but choose the cheapest one. KEK
>>533508955line go up
>>533508695They did decapitate Iran in 1 day, literally in minutes.
Is Iran gonna do something or what?
Reminder that if you are betting on any of this shit while having no insider information, either with stocks or on polymarket, on average you're just giving free money to the Jews and anyone with insider info. You are literally paying Trump's jewish friends to continue the war. Why are goyim like this
>>533509002I'm glad you guys finally made a good meme. Only took ypu 50 days
>>533509002>What do you call the candidate with the lowest approval rating but highest popular vote in history?Mr. US President.
>>533508955What did you short/are sidelined on...I wouldn't mind more proper buying opportunities though
Why is pissrael not a wasteland yet?It's all bullshit, isn't it? Iran is in on it, isn't it?They're just fucking the world economy for their own profit.
>>533509027They will do nothing. They put their wives and children on the ship and won't attack it now.
>>533509024>They did decapitate Iran in 1 day, literally in minutes!!!
>>533509139>WTI under $90>OPEC basket under $100KEK that $200 a barrel is looking unlikely.
>>533509135>Why is pissrael not a wasteland yet?>meanwhile, Israel:
When is the department of zest dropping another war meme video? I'm waiting for another boomer edit with mortal kombat soundtrack.>What is the meme war status?
>>533508955This clown shit will only start correcting once there are oil shortage in the G20 and people within countries fighting each other for droplets of oil.And even there, it's so dysfunctional I'm not even sure.
>>533509027
>>533509202Anon, less than 48h for April 22 when the futures reckoning comes
>>533509306>people within countries fighting each other for droplets of oilWe Bogans have always known this day would come.We are ready.Are you?
Anything new? Does Iran even have drones and missiles to attack it's neighbors with anymore? Enemy boat spotted?
>>533509002qrd on the meme? why is it funny
If Trump goes ahead and blows up power plants and such I wonder if he will seethe on his not twitter about the amounts of humanitarian aid Iran is likely to receiveThat would be interesting to read
>>533509140>could attack literally anything else>doesn'tTHE RING OF KEKOLDRY HAS BEEN EQUIPPED
>>533509326You jut know nothing will fucking happen somehow OR suddenly you'll have a peace talks news or whatever Axios shit juuuuust in time.Heck, what we had Friday was already to that end. And it worked wonderfully.Also I don't know how exactly those futures rollover work, but as far as I know, June futures are already a thinghttps://www.marketwatch.com/investing/future/clm26And july futureshttps://www.marketwatch.com/investing/future/cln26And so on. At this point I fail to see what happens in April 22, because delivery *is* possible. Be it from some other producer or by selling strategic reserves if it's indeed the treasuries playing the game.Only Iran has the possibility to do something by blowing shit up tomorrow.
>>533509140holy kek
>>533509404You guys should abolish your fatwa on nuke plants, your energy matrix is ridiculous. You could be so rich and low carbon but you trusted the green fearmongers whose slogans hurt the environment more than any uranium fission could have.
>>533509140iran is the good guys now?
>>533509479>Does Iran even have drones and missiles to attack it's neighbors with anymore?
>>533509233Why is it still occupied by demons then? Remove their source of water, remove their logistic capability.
>>533509024Why do you keep fighting then?Did Allies keep bombing Berlin after capturing it in WW2? Did USA keep nuking Japan after winning WW2?
>>533509548Bro, we don't have rights here. We don't get a say on anything.
>>533509140>>533509530>>533509573They don't want to give the US a reason to strike them again.
>>533509024>They did decapitate Iran in 1 day, literally in minutes.they were replaced in seconds
>>533509233fuck, Iran has totally obliterated the USA
>>533509590>Why is it still occupied by demons then?Jewish desert.Jewish conditions.Jewish beliefs.
>>533509583Yes you can post memes but seriously there's been no action. Almost feels like it's over and they have nothing left.
>>533509682they better give up that uranium quickly than and hozmus
>day 51 of the 3 day special banana operation
HOLY SHIT GUYS THE IRGC ARE INFIGHTING WITH THE GOVERNMENT. IRAN WILL FALL SOONits not like when the government of the US start infighting and contradicting each other and trying to pass votes to limit Trumps actions. Its not like the US media showing how incompetent Trump is. Its not like in the UK when Tory and Labour fight and have opposing views and Kemi states we should join the war then backtracks a week later. No this is completely different and definitely means that Iran is on the verge of collapsing.
>>533508695>>Iran confirms US interdiction, seizure of Iranian vessel, says will retaliate ‘soon’piracy now good?
>>533509852The fear and panic in your post smells like victory.
>>533509852
What's even going on in this war? I'm so confused why trump is fighting a war he already won after he said Iran has a new government.
>>533509140>human shields in boats will help achieve Banan?
template for the bros
>>533510054Welcome to the 21st century. We'll be in pepertual war, with random drone bombings in 'hotspots', which'll be countered by 'terrorist attacks'.all will be used to tighten up the domestic security apparatus to forward neoliberal globalism.
>>533510054We are winningYou need to stop being such a Doubting Thomas
>>533509852Only a single layer of irony, and people are still too illiterate to get it. Sorry britbro
>>533510054trump is losing but doesn't want to lose izzathe's spiritually indian
>miggers reported a meme againLmao
>>533510271would explain why he picked a jeetophile as his vp.
>>533510297And JD. And all the retarded blond foids.
>>533510295Picrel was what made them cry this time kek
>>533510205I have no idea how any of this "winning" helps us as Americans or makes our life better or empire stronger. It's a very expensive war to open a shipping lane that was open until we began bombing the shit out of another country
>>533509852I can feel it. 2 more weeks and it will end.
>>533510364Donny T made it very clear in the primaries. If he wants casino gambling, he gets it.The stonks have been blown wide open for making easy cash.
>>533509682Refuelers are in the air already. They are likely just lining up targets.
>>533510422And they are all going to get away with it.
>>533510422I'm absolutely convinced the trump administration is leaking info to people before it's news so they can make huge bets on the stock market. If true I hope everyone involved goes to actual jail.
>>533510422Not for Donny lately.
>>533510479His inner circle will get preemptive pardons but some low level staffers could get nabbed
>>533508695do you guys think this war will be the one long war like the Ukraine one or do you think it'll end soon™ and there will be another round later?how will the rest of WWIII unfold in your opinion?
EHO KEEPS FUCKING WITH THE TIME TIME STAMPS
>>533509852>Democracies have free and open discussions about controversial topics A sign of weakness surely >A totalitarian state has open conflict between the radical paramilitary deathcult that controls its missile arsenal and the civilian government that's supposed to set policy because the intermediaries and power brokers are all dead from a decapitation strike Definitely nothing bad happening here.
>>533510364We are winning because he says we are winning.
>>533510620Europe is slowly getting blocked off.>iran>russia>north africaIt brings Greenland into perspective. I suspect we might see European islands/territories in the Atlantic getting btfo.>America making moves on Ascension>Gibraltar getting riled up>Morocco making moves on Spain's exclaves>Turks and Caicos going to CanadaetcI'm not sure why, but it seems Europe's getting choked. Probably for daring to turn against American imperialism and their neoliberal globalist world order.
IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
>>533510620>it'll end soon™this.US can't keep it up. Iran just needs to survive, which they will, like every other poor shithole 3rd world nation does whenever we waste time trying to throw our dick around like it does anything. You either commit to the genocide or you lose. it's that simple.
How is the cease fire in Lebanon doing? When can it be renamed into Heebanon?
>>533510801They are set to become the regional power. It'd more than survive. Unless something crazy happens it's the collapse of the entire Gulf states region.
>>533509757Iran is doing something zogmutts have never heard of: adhering to a ceasfire
>>533508977Didn't TACOS move to Wednesdays?!
>>533509024Replaced the stage 4 cancer dying leader with the younger angrier leader of the same name. Genius
>>533510620The fact that there are negotiations means both sides are looking for an offramp. The US has basically narrowed its goals down to removing Iran's uranium and reopening the strait.The big question is whether the IRGC will honour any agreement that is negotiated. So far the Iranian delegation has agreed to open the strait at 3 separate occasions, only for the IRGC to just refuse. If they can't square that circle it will lead to a prolonged war but prolonged only in terms of months, not years.
>>533508695>TODAY I SHALL REMIND THEM OF THE POSITION THEY ARE INTOTAL IRANIAN BANKRUPTCY IS INEVITABLE NOW
>>533510364Miggers don’t think about the wider implications of their actions. They just want to praise their great leader.The migger cult of personality is worse than anything China or the Soviet Union has ever pulled off.
iran is a pathetic opponent. they have no favstian spirit like al-qaeda
>>533510364>us as Americans or makes our life better or empire stronger.jewish americans hate our guts, retard. it's not our empire and it's not our america.
>>533510364faggots like you probably think this is sincere:Netanyahu in a statement in English about the documentation of the smashing of the Jesus statue in Lebanon by an IDF soldier: "I was shocked, I strongly condemn the act"
Tucker's next opening monologue is going to be another good one for the noticing. Not much longer until TKD, lads.
>>533508695Is this the most ingenious device in the history of warfare? I don't think it gets much better than this honestly. maybe add a feature to mess with interceptors.
So what's going to be the turdie cope when Iran shows up to negotiations in Pakistan
>>533509757You should use this opportunity to invade an island or something because if stuff isn't constantly exploding, that definitely means they have no more missiles and will immediately surrender
>>533509479>Enemy boat spotted>Enemy boat spotted>Enemy boat spotted>Enemy boat spotted>Enemy boat spotted
hes awake re-truthing JustTheNewsim salivating at the thought of his pre market open banger truth
>>533510620I think it's guaranteed. Problem is trump unlike Putin didn't hear up for one. You either buckle down or taco.
>>533511156No, that would be the Dornier DAR which the Shahed is copied from
Fun fact about those drones is they are an American/German design, shared with Isreal who sold it to China who sold it to Iran.
>>533511290Looks more like the US is copying that one now.
>>533510197>We'll be in pepertual war>all will be used to tighten up the domestic security apparatusLiterally 1984, no joke.
>>533511290We've all just seen the same YouTube video.
>>533511311.... Irans were reverse engineered from downed drones.....
>>533511290shitbrowns really don't have a clue do they it literally took iran 15 fucking years to reverse engineer a DAR platform after getting their hands on one
>>533511229>trump economy>housingIsn’t the real estate market the worst in history, being propped up entirely by Blackstone and similar agencies?
>>533510732Post nose >>533510993 Israel impeded the strait opening by continuing to attack Leb, US impeded the strait opening by continuing its blockade and ceasing ships. With your level of ignorance and bias for your tribe, its no wonder you post absolute drivel about "democracies engaging in debate and power struggle in IRGC and Gov. Iran isnt collapsing you retard, times up tomorrow on the ceasefire and you will realise how wrong you were, the fact IRGC haven't even broken the ceasefire and just resort to threats is enough proof they are no where near collapsing.
>>533510993Can we see these negotiations? Are they in the room with trump right now?
>>533511364>.... Irans were reverse engineered from downed drones.....you're mixing up your drones, bro.
>>533511364no iran version was not engineered from downed DAR's, which were never used against themthey bought them from china, you stupid BROWN MUZZRAT FAGGOT
>>533511290>t-they're copying this unimplemented wuwuwaffle!lolLMAOrofl even
about two more weeks to flatten the curve
>>533511417found the next smart bomb targethope he has the sense to not try and use his family as human shields, but you know how muzzrats are
>>533509002Don't use the retarded AI slop version, migger>>533509082/pig/ has made many good memes dude>>533509492are you literally 5 years old
>>533511422>Drooling intensifies
>>533511311Why did the americans reverse engineer it from downed iranian drones if the tech was theirs to begin with?At the very best scenario, this is proof that the system of intellectual property pushed in the world by America is faulty.
>Vance, Kush and Witless on an 18 hour plane flight to Islamabad>Iran saying they won't goIs the US going to get embarrassed hard here? Get the cuck chairs out
>>533510271>trump is losing but doesn't want to lose izzatthat is exactly what he fears - the Kiwifarms Northie's post about izzat is exactly that - ego and swagger. In actuality, izzat is about honour, dignity and group pride. By refusing to leave his post at the prospect of American missiles killing him, Khamenei earned incalculable levels of izzat.
>>533511471you are a DUMB MUZZRAT NIGGERhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IAI_Harpymuzzrats have invented NO MILITARY TECHNOLOGY in their entire history, they didn't even invent the suicide vest
>>533509757They negotiate the US presence out of the region. UAE speakers start to claim they have to get rid of the bases.
>>533511559>18 hour plane flightThat's a long flight.
>>533511559>There's a 20% chance the Iranians won't show up but the US pretends they did>They'll announce a deal after negotiating with an empty chair for 2 hours
>Pakistan says Iran is coming>Iran says they're not goingWho's telling the truth here?Has Iran ever showed up to negotiations despite having claimed that they weren't going to?
>>533511688Likely iran.
>>533511336LUCAS is an unashamed rip-off of the shasneed.
>>533510749>daring to turn against American imperialism When did this happen? Euros are the most complacent people on earth
>>533511585LOLOLOLOLYou don't even get where I'm coming from, but that makes sense because you spend the better part of any given day looking for pagpag.
>>533508695Still got a long way to go till the next town, running out of day time, low on water phone at 4% battery
>>533511688Pakistan lies a lot, especially to USA who funds them
>>533511402Yes. There was a study a bit ago that showed the average homebuyer’s age went up by 8 years in about 8 years, which means that there are on average zero millennials and below buying houses. The “market” consists entirely of boomers selling to each other and NiggerStone. This is not a stable situation for a few reasons (pic becoming an increasingly common attitude is one)
>>533511229What do you think goes on through this man's head when he wakes up?Is he self-aware?Does he realize he is one of the most hated, most incompetent and most laughed at people to have ever lived?Is he proud of the legacy of embarrassment he's leaving behind?I can't begin to imagine what it's like to be ridiculed on a world scale.
>>533510993>for the IRGC to just refuseIsrael did not honour the agreements. You can't put the blame on the victims, it's rapist mentality otherwise
>>533511585>this whole wikipedia articleholy shit, the US really is controlled by Israel. KWAB wtf?!
https://x.com/rdd147/status/2045958445049008373>The $16 Biden TBone you bitched about is now the $30 Trump TBoneLet them eat meat
>>533511688idk about negotiations but they did promise a surprise and didn't deliver at least once. happened three weeks ago or so.
>>533510881Adhering to a ceasefire while youre being attacked is retarded
>>533511221https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0aXAm0jqd0
>>533511832Well, he is a leaf.
>>533511814Lies with your sister, bitch!
>Historically, stranded whales have long been regarded as omens.>A beached sperm whale at Wijk aan Zee, Holland, in 1601. The engraving links the ominous death to an earthquake, an eclipse and an outbreak of the plague soon after.>Last year in Europe we saw a large number of strandings of rarely seen, deep-diving beaked whales, from western Ireland to Orkney and the Netherlands>Since January this year, in a largely unreported phenomenon, at least 10 sperm whales – gigantic toothed whales, also deep-divers – have stranded on coasts from Cornwall to Denmark and Germany.https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/apr/18/stranded-dying-german-whale-troubled-relationship-sea-timmy
>>533511989the prophecy...
>>533511968holy shit I summoned a paki and he immediately talks about incest
Visas issued are for staff of JD Vance and visas issued for Iran are for Qalibaff 's staff. They're coming. Trump will announce lifting if naval blockade soon and Iran won't have an excuse to not come. No one wants to fight because they know how hard it'll be rebuild the USA's reputation or Persian infrastructure. Poltards should stop listening to Jew
>>533511826Narcissists dont live in the real world. They live in a fantasy in their mind where they are all powerful and all good.Its why to this day Trump and his cult still cant fathom that he actually lost the 2020 election and continues to waste money on investigations that go nowhere 6 years later.
>>533511750Indeed. Problem is shaheds and Russian versions are made in house do they are cheap you can't import a cheap drone long term.
>>533510993>The US has basically narrowed its goals down to removing Iran's uranium and reopening the strait.You're an idiot to believe that lol. Their goal is and always was total submission of Iran to the zionist Israeli state. Iran has agreed to everything up until America bombed them in a surprise attack and killed khamenei during negotiationsHormuz was open trading in petrodollar prior to the american chimpout in case you forgot you dumb npc
>>533511840maga is just boomers with dementia so they'll never notice
>>533512063Calling it incest won't stop me from pounding your sister
>>533512114People embellish how large hid cult is. 90% support from 10 people then 5 people isn't a change cause maga implies 100% support or you aren't in the group.
>>533512114So true bestie
>>533512100>Visas issued are for staff of JD Vance>visas issued for Iran are for Qalibaff 's staffSource?
>>533508695RAPE AND EAT EVERY SINGLE LEBANESE>YUMMY YUMMY
>>533512063Is he.... Part of your family?
>>533512184Look at his flag. What else do you need?
>>533511989gotta nuke something
>>533512184Foreign affairs.
>>533512192Yo lad word is we saw a Jesus statue in negev. Time to do your duty.
TOTAL TRUMP VICTORY
>>533512236Did the news come from local TV?I can't find it on xitter.
>>533512100>Trump will announce lifting if naval blockade soonI don't believe that for a second
>>533512100Imagine actually thinking Trump's going to unilaterally lift the blockade.
>>533512125That is their total victory scenario. With either regime change or generalized instability in Iran. The goals he listed are the bare minimum for the US not to admit defeat and be humiliated by Iran.Sadly, the nuclear issue is probably existential to the islamic republic, so I doubt they will budge.
>>533511534>>533511534>>Drooling intensifiesYou're mixing up drones, like I said, retard.
>>533512332Yes, a journalist. He made the claim about JDs staff visa when Trump was denying he'll come. Then later it was confirmed. Now he said about Iran. So it's likely true.
>>533512114>he actually lost the 2020 electionThe 2020 election was invalid due to the unlawful interference of state authorities.
>>533511688>Has Iran ever showed up to negotiations despite having claimed that they weren't going to?Yes, the first round of negotiations which they stated weren't happening and a figment of Trump's imagination, are you unable to remember less than two weeks ago? Tudies I swear
>>533512100>Trump will announce lifting if naval blockade soon and Iran won't have an excuse to not come.I don't think Trump can do something as constructive as that even though it means nothing.
This """war""" is gay.
peace in our timeeveryone pack up and go home
>>533512383Because Trump never backs out, right.
>>533512442Yours might be better when Israel attacks Turkey.
>>533511809>>533511809>Still got a long way to go till the next town, running out of day time, low on water phone at 4% batteryPlus you're still pale as a ghost, because your DNA isn't from that brown desert region.You don't even tan in the sun.
>>533512462He's been behind every escalation so far, so...
>>533512251u guys post this guy so much, that he started looking like a normal dude now
>>533512462>Because Trump never backs out, right.he's going to do something like "we lift the blockade provided Iran does the same" whereas Irans' position is "every civilian ship can transit the SoH but only after going throurh IRGC Navy approved marine channels and procedures"
>>533511534you probably think these drones are the same, because you're retarded.
>>533512443But Iran is preparing to total war with the US, the tudies told me so!
>>533510999>TODAY I SHALL REMIND THEM OF THE POSITION THEY ARE IN
7 Shin Bet or Mossad agents busted:Indictment against 7 officers in classified units in the IDF and the Israel Police: accused of economic offenses in the course of their activities
>>533512499He doesn't have many cards right now. Inb4... Muh! Military buildup, resupplies. The buildup is in Kuwait only. Saudi Arabia didn't allow new deployments. And no one was stopping USA from resupplying before. They didn't take a new route. They need Patriots and those need years to resupply not one week
>>533512462not from war.fucker bombs anything he knows about.
>>533512548wow really you mean the Pakistani boasting will amount to nothing like last time and in fact over the exact same issue as the GCC, Israel and Trump personally cannot accept giving Iran regional overlord status? no...
>>533512631They’re just farming Izzat
>>533512622Trump can only approve war plans. He can't decide on a whim. Even if he picks the most retarded options, the set of options he can pick from is still set by the dep of war and pentagon and whoever else is responsible for war planning.
Did Iran retaliate yet?
>>533512100I hope so......
>>533512603>He has no cardsOf course he does, he can cripple Iran, so far the strikes have been very targeted and has been widely reported on as eating up the US' stockpile of smart munitions which have account for nearly all munitions used in strikes thus far
>>533512763>are we there yet?are we there yet?>are we there yet?are we there yet?>are we there yet?are we there yet?
>>533512713one of his first excuses was>jared told me that iran is going to attack
>>533512385Without nukes america and israel will definitely just try to kill them again with a better attempt a year or so from now It's not just asking for uranium after ZOG showed its hand
>>533512803Iran has already been crippled for over a decade. it won't matter.
>>533512443Wasn't expecting this level of retaliation. America in shambles.
>>533512763they won't.talks are underway so we'll be getting a cease-fire extension tomorrow
>>533512803Consequences far outweigh the gains. Gulf will burn, USA out from Gulf, global economic collapse, etc.
>>533512385I can only hope we get an agreement like the Montreux Convention, instead of the Ayatollbooth.
Iran is just posturing, the US and Iran have already agreed to terms it's now just a formality
>>533511688Do you really believe the Pakis? The fucking pakis? The guys that sold two different version of le memeceasefiore to the two different parties? REALLY?
>>533512836I was born in the sanctions.
>>533512831Yes. Trading your nuclear program for peace will give them no peace at all. Unless they just give up and completely surrender to Israel.
>>533512803you are overdosing on copium kike.. its over for all of you
Netanyahu at the state ceremony at "Yad Labanim": "The current generation of victory arouses immense amazement at its tremendous achievements. Since the October 7 attack, the IDF and the security forces have been delivering blow after blow to those who seek our lives. Like a lion it rises and like a lion it roars. Our pilots dominate the skies of the region as conclusive proof against the Iranian axis. We have not yet finished the campaign, but we are determined to defend ourselves"
>>533512871See >>533512894All of Iran's actions such as >>533512443 show that Iran has agreed to terms already, what they are we don't know, the biggest card that Trump has to play is that he can spare their lives
Trump in a phone interview with the New York Post: "Vice President J.D. Vance and the American delegation for peace talks with Iran are on their way to Pakistan and are expected to land within hours. Ready to meet with senior Iranian leaders if a breakthrough is achieved"
Ceasefire timer? Where is the gay AI Trump anon when you need him?
>>533512953Tudie cope is hilarious, what are you going to do when they meet tomorrow?
>>533512976Yeah, famously Iranians are afraid of dying. This is the last war USA is in where its own territory is not under attack. After Cuba, whatever the next war is, missiles will land in downtown Manhattan and that will be the end of the USA empire
>>533512689>They’re just farming IzzatPakistan does get izzat for trying to provide a neutral venue (not sure how much they are mediating here) and urging the two parties to come to an agreement Moving beyond Pakistan, the US wants to pretend as if the war didn't happen and go back to the deal that was on the table before they went to war. Iran, now that it has gained a significant advantage in the war through demonstrating its ability to survive and keep drawing blood and its ability to control the SoH, is asking for significant concessions from the US in order to take its foot off the SoH. It would be insane to let the US off the hook without significant sanctions relief. The challenge is that the US is helmed by someone who has been screeching that he has won even when he definitely hasn't, so he's painted himself into a corner here.
>>533513076>Iranians aren't afraid of dyingAh yes, every single Iranian is not afraid of death, turdie cope is hilarious
>>533512821So? That doesn't exclude what I said. Final say is done by executive powers but there are war plans for several scenarios. Trump - regardless of Jared - has the final say based on options presented by the department / pentagon / bureaucrats. But this means he can't just command whatever he wants from start to finish.
>>533512713he had those plans since the first term he even bragged about having classified documents to a journalist which is what led to the legal problems.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inVJF0Dr8mo
>>533512974>Our pilots dominate the skies of the region as conclusive proof against the Iranian axisThere’s, like, 2 american KC135s flying over Israel 24/7. Not exactly “their” pilots.
>>533513033We still have like a day and a half. Calm your tits.
>>533513113Buddy you keep calling cunts turdies while living in a failed third world shithole, awareness please or change ya fucken vpn
>>533513113Are you pajeet on pizza delivery visa? Why are you acting like one?
After 24 hours of investigation - the IDF located the soldier who smashed a statue of Jesus in Lebanon: insiders tell us that his team members defended him, made the investigation difficult, and refused to cooperate. The soldier is now being interrogated by the Military Police Investigations Unit
>>533512803>Of course he does, he can cripple IranNot without Israel being crippled in turn, along with every country that aids the US in its attacks. And Iran will still surive and keep slinging missiles from a wasteland.
I love how /k/ is coping that "the Iranian economy is totally on its knees".You'd think as students of military history, they'd know that "two more weeks to knock out the strategic targets" has been airpower's mantra since WW2. This shit, when it works, is not fast. Even the best air campaign ever, Yugoslavia 1999 took 78 days.
>>533513164Turdie spotted, fuck off back to the shithole you crawled out of>>533513180You're a low IQ paki who actually thinks every Iranian is willing to sacrifice their life, this is how delusional you are
IDF officers charged with embezzling millions, laundering funds via cryptoThe officers committed these offenses during the course of their work in classified IDF units. Most of the stolen sums and bribes were laundered by the defendants using cryptocurrency.https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/crime-in-israel/article-893613
>>533513272Pajeet detected! Opinion discarded!
>>533513196/k/ope has garnered a reputation as NATO shills.
>>533513318The irony is hilarious since you're just a muzzrat poojeet yourself
>>533513276>>533513276>IDF officers charged with embezzling millions, laundering funds via crypto
>>533512974bibi was supposed to be based, he's just full of hot air now. no recent assasinations, no major war crimes. He is doing nothing.>>533513180PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS PAKISHIT DO NOT BE ACTING LIKE A VISA ON PIZAA DO THE DELIVERING
>>533513122Sure, but it's not even a war, strictly speaking. There was no vote in congress regarding this.---But here is what I meant but summarized by an LLM (green text):>Operational reality: Military leaders advise what’s feasible, risky, or likely to fail.>Planning timelines: Large-scale operations take time; the military can’t instantly execute everything.>Legal review: DoD lawyers assess whether orders comply with domestic and international law.>Chain of command norms: Officers are expected to refuse unlawful orders.---Congress is also preventing the president in many ways. That being said, I kinda agree with you both. Just in less extreme terms.
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>>533509202Plenty of places running out of fuel or going into hoarding mode, the price will explode when the EU joins the club, no one care about nam, Bangladesh and other nigger poor nations running out of oiland being priced out.
>>533513113>Ah yes, every single Iranian is not afraid of deathI'm sure there are Iranians who are scared of death but if you had to pick a society that embraces martyrdom, particularly in defence of the land from a foreign invader then Iran would be #1. Here's the OG on the topic of martyrdom.
>>533509202>futures pricingOh you sweet summer child
>>533513368I don't hide behind pizza delivery visa, pajeet!
>>533513276>classified IDF units>>533513395Probably Unit 81 or Unit 8200 in IDF Intelligence (AMN)Classified or highly secretive Israel Defense Forces (IDF) units primarily focus on technological intelligence, deep-penetration reconnaissance, and specialized counter-terrorism, with key units including Unit 81 (advanced tech development), Sayeret Matkal (General Staff Reconnaissance), and Refraim (Ghost Unit). These units often operate under the Military Intelligence Directorate to conduct covert operations and develop battlefield technologies. WikipediaWikipedia +3Top Secret/Highly Classified IDF Units Unit 81: A secret, highly classified technology unit within the Military Intelligence Directorate (AMAN) Special Operations Division. They develop, maintain, and provide cutting-edge technology for intelligence gathering and special operations.Sayeret Matkal: Also known as Unit 269, this is the premier elite special reconnaissance unit of the IDF General Staff. They specialize in deep reconnaissance behind enemy lines, intelligence gathering, and hostage rescue.Refraim (Ghost Unit): Established in 2019, this multi-branch unit focuses on incorporating advanced technology for multi-dimensional combat, integrating air, land, cyber, and intelligence capabilities.Shayetet 13: The navy's elite special forces unit (equivalent to US Navy SEALs) often tasked with highly sensitive maritime and land-based missions.Shaldag Unit (Unit 5101): The Air Force’s special operations unit, specializing in reconnaissance and air traffic control in hostile territory.Yahalom: The elite Combat Engineering unit for special operations, specializing in tunneling warfare, sabotage, and, explosives disposal.
Why is Iran reopening their airports?Possible ceasefire extension or deal?
>>533513460Uhuh, so when Iran agrees to terms with the US tomorrow will you come back here and admit you were wrong
>>533513533Agree to what terms?
the belgian and paki are LLM, women hate and anti wester LLM to go off topic I think
>>533513520Kamikaze operations
>>533513520>Why is Iran reopening their airports?just to get a few flights out, chill.
>>533513520No, Iran said they were going to wipe out the US, Iran doesn't like unlike the US, like how they they weren't negotiating with the US to start with and how they said they were going to retaliate of the US seizing their cargo shipThe war is over, anyone who wanted to keep the war going in Iran is dead or sidelined from power
>>533513533>Uhuh, so when Iran agrees to terms with the US tomorrow will you come back here and admit you were wrongIf Iran capitulates to the US tomorrow meaning accepts all the US' conditions I will indeed come back here and admit I was wrong. Let's recap the ones that the US demanded Iran accept before the war: a) No nuclear enrichment, Iran to give up enriched uranium. b) Limits on missile ranges - Iran no longer to have missiles that can reach Israelc) No more support for Hezbollah, Hamas and the Houthis. What about you? In what circumstances will you come back here tomorrow and admit you were wrong?
>>533513574We'll see soon enough
>>533513630Iran doesn't lie unlike*
>>533513577>women hate and anti westerlol take your meds faggot. I was literally talking about the USA as it related to the special military operation. hurensohn
>>533513533imagine how bad it would look if Israel or the US downed an airliner full of schoolgirls
>>533513656You don't know SHIT yet you've been shilling here for months. Same on you, nigger
>>533512976>Iran shrugging off an american attack and now resuming as normal means america is winningIt means you won't go near Iran anymore lmao and have relegated yourselves to harassing civilian boats 1000 km from Iran lol
>>533513746That's objectively false though you dumb nigger
>>533513196>>533513335It's because they're an extension of /r/NonCredibleDefense which in turn is an incredibly kosher shill page hiding behind a veil of comedy.
>>533511631sounds a lot like the massie debate
>>533512213he's saying they're one people
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>>533513815NAFOID central
>>533513182I guess the social conditions are still not conducive enough for them to get away with posting something like this. But they are going to become more brazen, as they slowly phase the "Christian" out from Judeo-Christian.
>>533513846I wonder if they're going to realize what the big banks and China realized is the best way to deal with the Roy Cohn strategy of never admitting defeat: let him negotiate with himself and keep the pressure on.
>>533513815Can we be sure it's not US gov shills?
>>533513801This general is honestly the best comedy I have seen in decades, thanks for the laughs
I still can't get over how the opening salvos of the war was the USA using a Patriot missile on a girls elementary school. Then they denied it. Then they lied about it. Them they changed the subject and pretend it didn't happen. As the war goes on the USA has attacked civilian ragers and threatened even more. It just encapsulates how the Trump administration actually works.
>>533508695This war has made me lose much respect for Putin. I always kind of thought the lines and limited escalation were reasonable but after Iran showed us that you must punch the Westsoids in mouth if you want to get anywhere, all the lost Russian blood and cash seems wasted. Putin should have put his arms around Balkan necks and twisted any time westoids escalated.
>>533513967>I still can't get over how the opening salvos of the war was the USA using a Patriot missile on a girls elementary school.Tomahawk, double-tap, too.
>>533513992*Baltic, fucking autocorrect
Iran should just demand to see Trump himself.
>>533513967>USA using a Patriot missile on a girls elementary school.you don't even know what a patriot missile is, retard. You just make things up in your head, because that's the only missile name you know.
>>533513967>>533514004It's consistent with Israel's past actions. By bombing a school and killing those children, they are making themselves fully committed to this war.
>>533513925It's probably a refuge for off-duty contractor needs to shitpost amongst themselves.So, inadvertently full of shills.
>>533513967They used a Tomahawk missile on the girls school. Patriot missiles are air defenses missiles not meant for striking land targets
>>533513992delusional. Contact line would be unmanageable. Russia was overextended when attacking Ukraine in the first month. You think they wouldn't be overextended if it was vs Europe? Bruh... Pure delusion. What about Kaliningrad? How many are stationed there? Pretty sure that's done.
>>533513967>It just encapsulates how the Trump administration actually works.the pentagon has been run by mossad since before 9/11. probably since about 1981 when Reagan/Bush came into office.Bush was basically mossad, created an entire mossad wing of the CIA as CIA director in the 70s, and then put all these mossad jews in the pentagon in 1981.So targeting the girls school was just mossad jews from inside or outside the pentagon creating the target lists.
>>533514023Trump should invite them to the inauguration of his ballroom. Persian night
>Wall Street Journal: Western oil giants are fleeing — out of fear of Iran >ExxonMobil, Chevron, and others are accelerating searches for new oil and gas fields miles away from Iran's reach >Exxon $24 billion deepwater investment in Nigeria>Chevron expanding in Venezuela>BP buying shares off the coast of Namibia>TotalEnergies exploration deal with Turkey>The map of global energy is being redrawn Gulf niggers are beyond fucked. Long term type of fucked. More competition type of fucked. When oil-cucks let you down you know you are fucked.
>>533514023Secretly Trump wants a meeting with the new Ayatollah and call him “great guy” “strong guy”, he is already wetting himself at the photo-op generated from it.
>>533513276They came to Palestine from Poland and Ukraine!!!Can you see it now?
>>533511585Literally any engineer with half a brain can cad up a shahed in a few hours, but you are a retarded Filipino and wouldn't understand
>>533513506Many izzats to you saar
>>533514215With jews you lose
>>533514023Didn't the Persians shave molten gold down a Roman emperor's throat? They should teach Trump a history lesson
>>533513992>>533514022I agree and is as disappointed as you are with Cucktin. I used to have respect for him, till Iran shown some steel balls and show us how it’s done. Cucktin by not bombing Nato bases and Nato manufacturing plants that sends weapons to Ukraine is allowing the conflict to linger and waste Russian blood and Russian resourced on the battlefield all while allowing your enemy (Nato) to regroup and enable its manufacturing capacities to make weapons unhinged and unmolested by Russian missiles and drones.This is why I call Putin today Cucktin, if he does not end this conflict with a major blow to Nato I will call him Jewtin in the near future.
>>533509240eyes should be more bloodshot
>>533514215Money Never Sleeps.funny shit, thanks for the info summary.
>>533514302>Can you see it now?>faggot thinking he just taught me something new.
>>533514215Oil is the second most abundant liquid on earth, getting to it is what makes it expensive. Gulf oil is comparatively easy to extract and high quality.
>>533513992Putin was clearly the aggressor, Iran is not. He should have issued an ultimatum demanding Ukraine's neutrality before invading
>>533514256> Secretly Trump wants a meeting with the new Ayatollah and call him “great guy” “strong guy”, he is already wetting himself at the photo-op generated from it.To be absolutely fair, Trump walking with Kim onto the other side of the DMZ without anyone expecting it was pretty cool to watch. But alas, that was a long time ago...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyypNGz81cc
Vance lands in Pakistanhttps://x.com/sentdefender/status/2046222646417703146
>>533514215They are realizing Iran is here to stay and the US has got to go.
Report on the Lebanese MTV channel: Lebanon insists that the meeting of Lebanese President Joseph Aoun with Trump will be without Netanyahu's participation---A Hezbollah member of parliament told the AFP news agency that it would be in the "interest" of the President of Lebanon, Joseph Aoun, to withdraw from direct talks with Israel. He added that "no one in Lebanon or abroad will be able to disarm the organization and that Hezbollah will break Israel's 'yellow line' through resistance"----
>>533514481>one in the light, one in the dark>this was the last time they spoke as friendspottery
>>533514481>To be absolutely fair, Trump walking with Kim onto the other side of the DMZ without anyone expecting it was pretty cool to watchIndeed kino to witness. >But alas, that was a long time ago...Sad turn of events.T: Ex-Maga supporter, from the 2015-2016 meme division, we all got fooled.
>>533514215Is this why UAE is looking for a dollar swap, threatening to trade in yuan otherwise?
>>533513967Unfortunately that's the whole pentagon.During the Afghanistan withdrawal kids were blown up as a final fuck you too.Trump just knows it and owns it because he loves the smell of burning flesh in the morning.Honestly, kudos.Credit where credit is due: He had enough self control to lie about it for over a decade.Hillary & Kamala both wanted to bomb Iran, but they didn't have the restraint to lie about it.All three are completely unhinged demons but the simple fact Trump recognized that this whole thing would be unpopular and didn't lead with it shows he's still a better politician.Somehow.
>>533513992>if you want to get anywherewhere do you think Iran is getting?
>>533508874https://archived.moe/news/thread/1386121/#q138621665 year old Chinese Malaysian Soo Thean Ling and his 38 year old Iranian wife Parvane Heidaridehkordi were deported from Singapore over charges of facilitating terrorists to travel into Singapore in 2025.https://x.com/BenefitNews24/status/1889129275481321617Singapore to deport and ban Iranian travel agent and her Malaysian-Chinese husband over alleged national security threats. The couple, linked to a visa-processing agency, were investigated for activities deemed dangerous to the city-state's security.https://x.com/501Awani/status/1889348515194917162https://www.astroawani.com/berita-malaysia/singapura-usir-pasangan-iranmalaysia-terlibat-dengan-syarikat-berkaitan-keganasan-508138https://x.com/beritartm/status/1889173310719893723https://berita.rtm.gov.my/dunia/senarai-berita-dunia/senarai-artikel/singapura-usir-pasangan-iran-malaysia-terlibat-syarikat-berkaitan-keganasanhttps://x.com/___1Z___zara/status/1889041219084599599https://x.com/straits_times/status/1888949308197609670https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/iranian-woman-and-her-malaysian-husband-to-be-deported-and-banned-from-re-entering-singaporeParvane Heidaridehkordi, 38, has had her long-term visit pass cancelled, and her husband, Soo Thean Ling, 65, had his permanent resident status revoked, said the Ministry of Home Affairs (MHA) in a statement on Feb 10.MHA said Parvane was involved in the operations of a Singapore-registered travel agency that had sponsored visa applications by terrorism-linked foreigners seeking to enter Singapore.https://x.com/theedgemalaysia/status/1889162435954880674https://theedgemalaysia.com/node/744002https://www.malaymail.com/news/singapore/2025/02/11/singapore-to-deport-iranian-malaysian-husband-pr-over-travel-agency-accused-of-facilitating-entry-of-terrorist-suspects/166239https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/long-term-visit-pass-entry-re-entry-permit-cancelled-mha-immigration-4928596
>>533513196>Even the best air campaign ever, Yugoslavia 1999 took 78 daysand they only surrendered because Russia stopped supplying them.>According to British Lieutenant-General Mike Jackson, Russia's decision on 3 June 1999 to back the West and to urge Milošević to surrender was the single event that had "the greatest significance in ending the war". The Yugoslav capitulation came the same day.[55] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_bombing_of_Yugoslavia
>>533514661Being a Russian ally has been death sentence since then
I'm seeing signs of Chinese and Russian pressure on Iran.Could we see a possible deal before the deadline, or an extension for further talks?
>>533514481Reminder that this nevertheless accomplished nothing
>>533514747>I'm seeing signs of Chinese and Russian pressure on Iran.Source that isn't "US official said"?
>>533514463And still sold at a significant profitAfricans will do it cheaper with a little bit of initial investment i bet
>>533514661>and they only surrendered because Russia stopped supplying them.face-saving garbage lmao
its over
>>533514744Milošević was a traitor to Russia.
>>533514661I agree, but I'm oversimplifying and there's some debate. Nevertheless, the key point is that the most successful strategic air campaign ever still took 78 days.
MAD KING SPEAKS
>>533514840Finally got Trump this time.
>>533514862All he fucking has left IS Israel and the braindead boomers who grew up on holohox classes.
>>533514936>>533514862>>533514840you guys know that Trump isn't standing for election again, right?
>>533514862>the results of Oct 7thThe massive bombing campaign and razing of Gaza that resulted in no Israeli strategic successes?
>>533514136I was hoping to bait someone into correcting me "we didn't use that missle to kill children it was the other one!" Would've been a cool moment
>>533514942Kill this nigger
>>533514942>it's RIGGED>IT'S NOT EVEN REAL>this is FAKE NEWS
>>533514942Huh, that's pretty mild. No threat today?
>>533514862I don't understand how any combination of senators or congressmen can sit and read these hyperventilating rage tweets from the president and not come away thinking he needs to be removed from office or at the very least have his ability to make war removed
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Is anyone baking?
>>533514862Sticky melty
>>533514256a handsome guy too
>>533514862>Regime Change!The surgery was a success...
>>533515406I guess we'll soon find out whether he was correct about Iran.
>>533513491First 600 /pig/ threads were all about the futures; now that they are going no where near 200 you move goalposts to actual price. Keep the cope going terrorist apologist.
>>533515561If they extend the ceasefire, then TKD is pretty much dead in the water.
>>533512545God's chosen will never be a normal dude. You may not like it but God decided that is what peak male performance looks like.
>>533512550>Provide fact based evidence>You double down like a retard
>>533514942>Iran can never have a nuclear weaponWhy not? North Korea's slogan is also "Death to America" and "Death to capitalism" but they are "Allowed" to have nukes?Pakistan has nukes, India has nukes. Why are they allowed but Iran isn't?
>>533514474he did lolhttps://www.forbes.ru/society/449825-rossia-peredala-ssa-predlozenia-po-garantiam-bezopasnosti-dla-rossii?https://kyivindependent.com/russia-issued-ultimatum-in-2022-to-force-out-zelensky-install-medvedchuk-president-says/