>Thousands fill city streets for Vaisakhi celebrationshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9958y3073jo>Reform says it will deport up to 400,000 asylum seekers if it wins the next election, creating 'pop up' detention centres to hold thousandshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15746565/Reform-says-deport-400-000-asylum-seekers-wins-election-creating-pop-detention-centres-hold-thousands.html>Blow to special relationship as David Lammy hurls three-word insult at Donald Trumphttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2195924/lammy-trump-small-petty-starmer-iran-war-mandelson>The five ways MPs could oust Starmerhttps://archive.ph/u77Ei>Get a grip on ‘scandal’ of illegal child social care in England, ministers are toldhttps://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/apr/20/get-to-grips-on-illegal-child-social-care-in-england-ministers-are-told>UK to ‘flirt’ with recession and 250,000 to lose jobs amid Iran war fallout, warn forecastershttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/iran-war-recession-uk-economy-b2960583.html>Tube strikes: 'Militant' RMT union slammed as four days of travel misery to hit Londonhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/tube-strikes-london-rmt-union-underground-sadiq-khan-b1279272.html>England facing 'significant shortfall' of public toilets, health leaders warnhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-04-19/people-forced-to-suffer-due-to-public-toilet-deserts-health-leaders-warn
>>533512049
Starmer's fuckedThe sun is shiningGrab a cold one and vote Reform
>>533512178A vote for Reform is a vote for Arsboon.
Speedrunning cliches
im not sure if i want to watch the commons today or not. an angry starmer sounds terrifying and im not sure id be able to handle seeing it.
heh
>>533512049Unironically powerful. Hope they fix their shit.
>>533512518muh dick
that chud meltdown doorbell video is AI someone somewhere has pushed it as part of some gaslighting psyop to begin normalisation of crimes that didn't even exist. The whole thing is a fabrication. If you back through archives and the original posts on social media a few weeks ago, everyone was pointing out it's AI. A few days later, it's being shilled everywhere
Going to the lake district for the bank holiday, is it going to be full of pakis?
>>533512518fuck
Jannies banned me for something really trivial. And I mean really trivial what the fuck are you doing
>The deadline to register to vote is tonight sign up to vote for Lowe lads.
>>533512457>Keir, why are you avoiding the question, why did you lie?WELL MR SPEAKER! 14 YEARS OF TORY RULE AND CHAOS RUINED THIS COUNTRY! FREE SCHOOL BREAKFASTS AND 2 CHILD CAP LIFTED UNDER THIS GOVERMENT!!!>No, we are asking why you lied14 YEARS UNDER CONSERVATIVE RULE! BLACK HOLES MR SPEAKER>Can you just answer the question?I HAVE ANSWERED THE QUESTION>You did? What was the answer?FAR RIGHT THUGGERY IS NOT WELCOME HEREJust time travelled lads
>>533512518
>>533512910How far into the future? He was supposed to give a speech Monday after, 20th April.I don't think he's even in the country right now.
>starmer to address parliament and say he unintentionally misled themHe's finished. That's exactly what got Boris the chop
>>533513102why the fuck are MI5/MI6 going after Starmer?
>>533513023His forms all wrong, muppet.
>>533512049wasnt there a norfman meme about repairing this wall years ago lol
>>533513102>Starmers going to go because of the sleaze [ x ] to doubthe's done tons of the shit he called for Boris to leave for too, and he always has an excuse.
>>533513151
>>533512802You're AI.
>>533513102>I'm incompetent We know Kier we know
What time and where is the drama happening?
>>533513284this. link?
>>533513144It's possible that someone in the civil service was playing 5D chess and perfectly hid the vetting from him but that still leaves the general fuckup of appointing someone with known ties to the most toxic story this century.
>>533512178>vote ReformNo.
>>533513353>paw
>>533513338>known ties to the most toxic story this century.but that's my point. The security services have demonstrated they can effectively bury any story, and stomp out any police investigation with total control of the courts, yet a made-man like Mandleson is being hung out
>>533513353Go there and vote reform stop voting against your personal interests
>>533513446Worth noting the mandy scandal has nothing to do with epstein, it's over his ties to WuXi Apptec, a chinese military company and the reason he couldn't get past vetting.No antisemites here.
how badly are Labour going to get slaughtered in the council elections?
>>533512391Thought Tupac died already? Biggie will be seething
>>533513446Trump screwed them when he released the files
>>533513628Badly, third in place after Reform and Greens.
>>533513446Honestly, I think the whole ruling class and middle classes do just sort of think that stopping working class white people being racist is more important than justice/safety/truth. For example, Cambridge historian Tom Holland is an intelligent and knowledgeable man who 100% understands the coverup but his take just breathtaking. He genuinely thinks it was morally noble to cover the rape gangs to stop people being racist. There really is no hope for our culture at this point. People have adopted the position that being racist/the sentiment disliking non white people is the most evil thing in the universe. Just the sentiment of racism is worse than actual physical crimes in the minds of these people.It really is mind blowing.
Imagine being a young fresh-faced Labour MP thinking you're going to change the world, then you get handed a PDF of party-lines around the latest scandal
>>533513498>stop voting against your personal interestsMillions of jeets and other browns in positions of power IS against my interests.
>>533512812> lake districtOnly got one lake ffs
>>533513711lmao
>>533512893Was it as trivial as pointing out some anons id was harv?>3 day ban
>>533513711Even the whips are getting their shit leaked?Would be interesting to see what happens if a vote of no confidence was called now.
>>533513711Hannah Spencer got a;>Get ya tits out lub let's give em a a squeeze
>>533513729It's not called the Lakes District, is it?
>>533512893>>533513790wtf is harv?>>533513725this actually works out well. It utterly dispels the notion that 'new parties are racist thugs, but are serious contenders', while pushing current Reform voters to Restore. it's part of a necessary conveyor belt to utterly demolish the tories and labour.
>>533513790I suggest as a business idea a willy-sock 3 day ban
>>533512802If there's one trait I hate most about /pol/ anons it's this feeble 'noticing'. If normies believe x then you are compelled to say the truth is actually x+1. If normies believe a conspiracy it's "they're pushing the conspiracy to distract us from x!"It definitely comes from a lack of real power or agency so self worth is instead pulled from being really good at noticing what is being done to you. "You may think you're fucking me but I know all about it!"
>>533513871You’re trying to get me banned again you sneaky cunt
>>533513686>defend the enemy at any costsIt's a special kind of programmed insanity.
>>533513850No, but it implies a district full of lakes
>>533513711>any publishing may be unlawful topkek nope, whistleblowers act
>>533513922I wouldn't mind the moderation if it weren't so schizophrenic
>>533513711>here's how we want you to lieScumbags. Utter scumbags.
God bless that journo heckler
>>533513908I got a warning for a business idea tooOrigami sex arses, for those who like to pack lite
>>533513922ooph, thats pretty rough.
>>533513957That's why it's weasel language. Unlawful and criminal are very different things."unlawful" often means "you'd have grounds to put it in front of a civil judge but you'd probably lose anyway"
>>533513338What the PM doesn't know won't hurt him. Olly will just go on a nice holiday, then join one of our many fine quangos.
>>533513102>He's finished.Again?
>>533514021I do wonder sometimes if we have a peter hitchens janny who doesn't suffer tomfoolery
>>533513686>everyone is getting raped but at least i'm don't appear to be le racistReal fucking noble. Fuck this gay earth.
>>533513239kek thanks
>>533514058I have no doubt the civil service is full of hard left types who will do everything they can to sabotage policies they don't like.Look at Dominic Raab. They were actively not doing what was asked, kept coming to meetings without material that had been asked for and the second he got angry at this they went crying to the media.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlOMLhxFEqILive at hyde park 4 20 gathering. Rewind 10 - 15 mins, a dude lights up and gets jumped by the law.
>>533514058>well who's to say what really happened Prime Minister? Those young Ukrainian men could have found your address on some document on a train, and there's no evidence they were ever penetrated by your right honorable member >[audience laughs]
>>533512049That wall looks racist as fuck. White people should give their money to niggers and jews now
>>533513498>vote reform stop voting against your personal interestsAnd that right there is everything you need to knowAnyone that uses this statement is a certified left wing cocksucking faggot
>>533512178Tory party skinsuit at this point?
>>533513981>>533514038Scary retards exiting range rovers for a cheeky pavement weewee is politically incorrect, it’s the exact definition
>>533514065High stamina, very few men can take 3 Ukrainian rent boys back to back.
>>533514181Yeah or >at least other people are not being made racist by finding out facts about reality which might make the stupid poor working class racist>me, mr clever Cambridge historian man former public schoolboy can indeed know the awful facts and not succumb to racism because I am intelligent. Racism is for low IQ poors not clever men like myself>but these common oiks are like low iq dangerous children. They must be protected from the facts lest they get upset and confused and succumb to being racist >oh the horror! That really is the class mentality of our country.
Like honestly, Where is Mrs Starmer in all of this? Always used to see the wives offering support at low points like this. He's completely isolated, a man without a family past a certain age...
>>533514112I was baked when I posted, you could be onto something
>>533514338they must've been a great fuck, but unironically
And yet he still remains in power
>>533514447Far right must give great cranial for sure.
>>533514373jokes aside it's probably humiliating to learn your Prime Minister husband buggers Ukranian twinks
>>533514470Bit weird how we have confirmation that the PM is just a figurehead and the country is really run by civil servants, and nobody cares
> Spat at, threatened and kidnapped: British Jews tell of rising antisemitismAverage day for a Christian in Pissrael
>grandad rang a few hours ago saying his cousin is looking to sell his 2008 Mercedes 180 for £1,000>soundsfine.GIF>"I'll ring you back later" >hours go by>rings me up again>type the reg into Compare the Market>comes back as a B class 150Wanted a 2000's Merc saloon ever since I was a lad but I don't really care so long as I never have to take the bus again.What gap insurance do you recommend I go with Anons?
>>533514632Not made with the best steel tbqh
she died
>>533514553She knew all along, but seems just weird she's completely distanced herself after his lover buying her underwear came out.
>>533514632
>>533514805RIPBRRRRRPpsst
sneebrew
>>533514805The absolute state of that side profile reflection.
>>533514805Just as well she isnt having a sea burial.
>>533514742I know lad, but I don't let reality dictate my decisions. >>533514841Dunno how you took this picture of me when I haven't even seen the car yet.
>>533515066There's enough plastic in the ocean already.
Here we fucking go!https://www.parliamentlive.tv
Here we go
>>533514805Who tf is she
Queer already talking bollocks
Is this the 'angry keir starmer'?
>>533515152Buy a magic tree
>>533515473The power and raw fury.... It's like watching Dune Part 1
>>533512518glad he overcame having glas in his eyes
Has Kier Starmer been fired yet?
>>533514805Fauci lied
imagine the smell
hey guys, how about those politics eh?
Seeing as he's dumping all the blame on the Foreign Office, will he sack David Lammy?
>>533515696State of that lot
>blaming the civil servantsOh boy.... This going to be interesting
big bum priti doesn't get a seat anymore
>>533515696Is this the Nigerian parliament?
>>533515803I hope the civil servant who got removed from post throws him under the bus.
Who is Lammy winking at
>>533515803But will he do anything about it?
>>533515835I now remember Richard Holden
>>533515835wtf is that stood next to her?
>>533512178>vote ReformReform is jewish controlled opposition. Fuck you toothless yobs, I'm 3000-miles away and can see that.
Hey, sign this, don't look at it though, just sign it.Did he really just say that is how is FS runs his office?
>everyone laughing at StarmerO O F
>>533516027>ORRRRRDEEEEEEERRRRR
>>533514805What did she know?
>>533515879Anansi, hanging from the chamber ceiling.>Anansi or Ananse (ə-NAHN-see; literally translates to spider) is a character in Akan religion and folklore associated with stories, wisdom, knowledge, wit, mischievousness, cunning, and trickery, most commonly depicted as a spider. Anansi is a character who reflects the culture that he originates from. The Akan people are a close-knit people from present-day southern Ghana who rely on social order, which translates through the stories that come out of their culture.
Queer sobbing uncontrollably!Switch on BBC News!
>>533515992>The buck stops uhhh somewhere else
was there just an edit in the live parliament broadcast? something got cut from his statement
"Influencer" kills another with her car outside London club. >She's gonna run her over! Oh!!https://x.com/JamesPGoddard90/status/2045857590618587170
Kemi putting the boot in.
>Lammy pulling facesBig boy need potty?
Look at this pathetic cuck. It's so over.
>it beggars belief that throughout the whole timeline of events, officials in our system of government...>[CUT]>that is not how the vast majority of people in this country expect government to workanyone else catch that? Just my stream?
Fuck me Starmer looks like he's gonna cry
>>533516257He was probably said something about God's chosen people.
>>533516257
wow.... it's pure gore
Wouldn’t mind a quick go on this one tbqhwy
He's sobbing so hard he'll don a memeflag and sperg out in this general afterwards
>>533516324>>533516348I'm going to read Hansard after and see if they've done a time-delayed edit
>>533512049>and in returning the ball to the ball boy, I happened to slip and fall on an inopportunely positioned banana skin, hapazardly discarded, earlier that day. at which point, and during the fall, I may have, momentarily, popped in.
>>533516408Our Diane is so fucking smug sat here she's enjoying every bit of this kek
>>533514805Who finds this attractive? Feels like they're competing over who looks the most disgusting.
>>533512049>Thousands fill city streets for Vaisakhi celebrationsYookay serfs have no idea how blessed they are
>>533516374Grim tbqh
Mummys here x x x
>>533516464Negus
Lammy scowling like fuck, Kemi smirking
>>533516374Looks too clean
>>533516464Women who are infatuated with being Katie Price and having a half cast nigger mong child with an absent father?It all fits when you look at them and their attitudes.
>>533516311He's starting to sound like a toddler now.
>>533516530Looks terrified as usual
FUCK YOU SIR KEIR!
>>533516566i wish the nigger would stop nodding his head like that fucking dog from the insurance ad
Kemi could eat a bowl of custard hands free with that gap in her two front teeth kek
>>533516530A face like Dot Cotton licking piss off a nettle.
Nige has just poked the hornet's nestElon's going to have a melty
>>533516530
Total goatfucker death, but that won’t happen in yookay because your king is a muzzie himself and yall love kings don’t ya cunts
>>533516659What about Quads?>THORNBERRY TALKINGLOL HERE WE GO
>>533516681>the Prophet>the>capitalisednah
>>533516656big musk dog has reform on the ropes
>>533516659>forgetting Lammy as singles
Oh shi, Thornberry going to rip the cockcage off Keir
>>533516708>What about Quads?
it’s clearly israel. It isn’t some bullshit abut Russia or China it’s ISRAEL and ISRAEL wanted him appointed
Stammer StammeringThornberry K.O confirmed
>Mr speaker >Mr speaker >Mr speaker Kekking
>Ed Davey dropping heat on StarmerDAMN
>>533516656I mean he's not wrong, X is starting to make this place look classy
>>533516867Mr. Spacker
>>533516821He said right at the start that had investigated who precisely made the decision and wanted to specifically know names. So I'm sure he'll let us know.
>>533516923>he gets popped from the Gallery the second he says the first syllable of Israel
TFW you're only dubz
He should do the Trump defence.>the vetting process? why are you still talking about the vetting process. the fake news are obsessed with the vetting process. i didn't even know the vetting process, never met him, never hung out with him. my wife certainly didn't meet him
>>533516901...and it's beautiful.I wish Nige was far right like the lefties claim him to be
Not right not one bit how they are making Mummy Patel stand up like this. Show some respect! Let her sit down and rest that massive bum
>>533516993
Brave sir keir
>>533516968
>diane speakinglol, lmao
>Mr Speaker..>Mr Speaker..>Mr Speaker...Was he calling for aid?
>>533517044she's like the Head Matron ready to spank naughty conservatives for asking for more custard creams
WAHEYYYY
man i can't watch TV at work whats going down
>Dame Diane Abbot Kekking, as if that will never happen.
>>533517089I take this back, even SHE is dunking Starmer in the shit.
.....based Diane?
>big Diane saying the public want to have faith in politicianstoo bloody right love, let's start with you resigning
>>533517089She either has essential tremor or Parkinson's.
>>533516659ooo
This is so infuriating, he keeps getting clowned on, yets keeps deflecting and lying.
>>533517181Racist.
>>533517151Shit slinging over mandelson
Like... I am starting to feel bad for Keir, it can't get any worse when Diane Abbott has ammo against you you can't get away from.
testing 123
>>533517220Almost as if he's a politician
Ooh hello gorgeous girl, bet she would love to dress up in a bit of leather and step on your balls in high heels.
>>533517197No fan of her, but don't wish such things on anyboyd.However, MPs should be made to take an M(P)OT test every year to prove they're fit to do their duties. She deserves to retire with her pension, and should let fresh blood have a shot.
>Chairman MaoDonnell speaking
>>533517305FGM
>>533517305And skilled at it too, half the chambers into that.
>>533517089>And why, Prime Minister, was Peter Mandelson given the job, instead of a black man? Is it because he is a racist?
Wasnt this public knowledge? I think I saw a picture here of Mandelson with Epstein and his birthday cake. That was in the Daily Mail.
>>533517089She rekt him.
are any of you lads MGM'd
>>533517501We dont do that here.
>our ancestors built this wall, using ancient stones from the bosom of Greece herself, and with a little Spartan help, your Persian scouts supplied the mortar
>>533517483When you are getting knocked down by Diane Abott, it's time to question everything, looking forward to rentboygate next week
>>533517539just (((checkin)))
JAPANESE SNIPER SPOTTED
>Lisp Spacker Kekking
Spain>Looks at Germany>Looks at Swedenhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15748317/Spain-throws-open-doors-undocumented-migrants-Huge-queues-continue-form-socialist-government-granted-citizenship-500-000-people.html>Does this anyway
>we're fucked, better update the old CV
Based DD
God Damn, David Davis fucks, like he fucks, no condom, no lube no spit, he just busts in
>>533517760Fuckin ell rach, we’re gunna be out of a job soon!
>>533517760>Lammy we fucked>Reeves we fucked>Keir I got fucked Friday
>(exhale sighs)>suchel my keyack
>>533517870I bet he’s watching right now from his villa in tel aviv laughing his bollocks off at it all.
>>533512518>Eye of the Tiger plays in the background
This feels like Mandelson's contacts made him too powerful to not be given the job.
do these cunts not get media training? Just sit there without expression it's not hard
>>533517684Shame, Spanish girls are fit. Lots are going to get treated really badly by these newcomers.
>>533517984He is so cringe - he's fucked.
Be funny if Trump dropped another wad of Epstien Files with something else in to fuck Starmer.
Just admit fault and step down, you're only making your party look like incompetent pedos.
>>533515879Is that with an A?
>>533517984>lammy has an actual roll of fat on the bridge of his nosegrim
Didn't know Tracey Emin was into politics like.
>My constituents are deeply concerned about this matter Hahaha are they fuck concerned. Absolutely nobody cares about this.
>>533512049Did they really fix it or is that photoshop? Looks real...
>Rupa Huq talking about corruptionlol
I don't think the Americans are going to do shit since they have a nonce as president.
who's this firey paki lmao?
>>533517237yeah figures, i hope keir is squirming would love to see it
>>533513725imagine all the scams
>>533518158topkek
>>533518158she looks either angry or scottish, possibly both
>>533518245He's basically just blaming other people because mandelson apparently failed his security review but the foreign office still appointed him anyway. So, foreign offices fault. He said he was finding out specifically who approved the appointment but, surprisingly, he's failed to mention who.
WHO TOLD YOU TO HIRE HIM CUNT
stupid lazy Brits couldn't just beat down a few colonists and avoid this whole mess.
>>533512049POOR OLLIE THE FAGGOTisnt he the same one what fucked up T.May and brexit ?
>>533517044nobody puts Priti in the corner
Lammy looks like he wants to blow his brains out.
Statey Funes
>>533518373>WHO TOLD YOU TO HIRE HIM CUNTblair of course
>he couldn't provide information to me, because he wasn't allowed The Prime Minister is blocked from information in this country. Done.
>>533518499lammy is too stupid of a nigger to have any brainsyou stupid nigger
>>533518499He'd rather be back in a taxi chucking his scran and rubbish around
>>533518533Thing is, they all knew this going on. They are all aware that they aren't told things, and they are perfectly happy with that set up, or they would have changed it.
>Lee Anderson accusing Starmer of lyingkek>"I will not withdraw it, that man couldn't lie straight in bed"Double kek
>>533518540FINALLY A WHITE MAN STANDS UP
I think you have a zombie problem mate!
literally keirs defence right now...
Reform scum shitting up the house, typical.
>>533518596It's funny how you are NOT ALLOWED to call another "Honourable Member" a liar.
He's a straight talking man. Ready salted crisps. Pint of warm stout. Simple as.
>>533518660Bet he thought he was delivering a death blow, lmao. Came off looking like a faggot.
>>533518541Simpler times
>>533518595it should be a big deal though that it's now on record that the Prime Minister has information blind-spots by design
>Hoyle telling Janet Daby her question about Reform crypto donations is irrelevantGood lad
>crypto currency question from a woman
That poor dog is melting into the carpet.
>>533518705Fucking disgrace that like
A JEET WHO CANT SPEAK ENGRISH APPEARS
>>533518705Did he ever declare bringing in £millions of Italian artworks into the country via that taxi, will he declare capital gains on sale?
What did the indian say?Wait, nevermind, I don't care.
subtitles on
>>533514970>side profile>1650s, "a drawing of the outline of anything," especially "a representation of the human face in side view," from older Italian profilo "a drawing in outline," from profilare "to draw in outline," from pro "forth" (from PIE root *per- (1) "forward") + filare "draw out, spin," from Late Latin filare "to spin, draw out a line," from filum "thread" (from PIE root *gwhi- "thread, tendon"). Meaning "a side view" is from 1660s. Meaning "biographical sketch, character study" is from 1734.
>>533518900kek
>Kemi Judenoch on LBC today>Antisemitism is the only form of racism not taken seriously, imagine the media and political outrage if a Church was attacked!Meanwhile in reality:>For the three-year period of 2022-2024, a total of 3,237 incidents of arson were recorded at UK churches.
>>533518893
didn't readvoting labour
this one's a bit light in his loafers
>>533518158>Tracey EminMore like wee Jimmy Krankie
>know any top peads?>nahSuper duper top secret
>>533518951Saying mosque would have been more believable.
>>533518642
IDS on the attack
Platty jubes
LOL THIS PM FAGGOT WILL NEVER DO THE HONORABLE THING AND RESIGN, YOU WILL HAVE TO CARRY HIM OUT BLEEDING FROM HIS HEADSO FUNNY, YOU FAGS ARE SO WEAK
>>533519305>IDS on the attackIBS on the return
>>533519151Long live reform
Dindins?Jackie P
A FAT COW MAKES SENSE
>Peeda mandelson
>>533519227New>>533519227When>>533519227Ready>>533519227Lads>>533519227
>>533512117Boomers haircut
this is a struggle sessionStarmer should go lion-power and tell them all to fuck off
I'd forgotten how fucking thick as shit Richard Burgon is.OI OI IT'S MARK FRANCOIS
>>533518660He's definitely a marmite miner
>>533512049>Reform says it will deport up to 400,000 asylum seekers if it wins the next election, creating 'pop up' detention centres to hold thousandsi'm swinging between Reform, Restore and Greens. If Labour do badly in local elections (beond the normal beating voters give any government) Angela Rayner is odds on to replace Starmer which complicates things massively for me in the trouser department, could i in essence be voting Restore for my own decline into Labour if her milkers are front and centre
Greetings infidels.
