Americans should return to their way of life.To hell with modernism.I'm a Puritan now from this point forward.
They probably hate pissing, defecating, and farting. So pure.
Why don't you become a Mormon?
>>533520798Love the puritansThey went a little far in some ares but they laid the foundation for America. Work hard. Don't fuck around.Predestination is objectively true.
What is based about worshipping a Jew on a stick? And on Hitler's birthday too.
>>533520798Puritans were a movement funded by Jews to kill the rightful king of England and rescind the ban on Jewish settlement in England. After they took power, they were so insufferable (eg banning dancing and Christmas) that the English kicked them out and they brought their backwards, Jew worshipping ways to Massachusetts
>>533521968How is it though that Massachusetts is now one of the most irreligious leftist states though? With roots like that, you'd think it would be more like Tennessee.And how did South Africa have a similar start with also being founded by fervent Calvinists, but the Afrikaners are still overwhelmingly Calvinist and right-wing today?
>>533520798So a group that murdered the natives of the land they went to is based, by that same logic jeets and muslims are based too since they kill whitoids.
>>533522184one of the top college cities in the US (and highest student to resident ratios)outside of the city looks more red tho most are probably independents
>>533522184because puritanism naturally leads to left wing fanaticism aka "woke" politics. look at the states where you had insane religious cucks and how they are literally the most liberal places in the country. not even california is as liberal as the new england.
>>533522549But what about South Africa? Or did being around feral blacks keep that delusion in check?
>>533520798>Months in the e sea Imagine the smell on that boat.
puritans were fags who hated christmas and being human
>>533521688Check'em
>>533520798The Amish are basically modern day Puritans. Good luck anon, I hope you never come back to this site.
>>533520798Just imagine the Puritan wife's massive bush, hairy legs and pits. Be like an actual jungle..
>>533522782a lot of the new englanders were shielded from africans who were far away on southern plantations and the ones they did come in contact with were the few 1/10,000 high-IQ negros that managed to escape. any guilt based religion is going to lead to "wokeism" because its very easy to manipulate people out of doing what's logical by using emotional arguments and playing off of people's empathetic narcissism.
>>533520798Puritanism is modernist
>>533522184They aren’t irreligious just because they don’t worship God anymore.
>>533522184because New England is Episcopalian who were Cavaliers during the English Civil War and in the colonies, Puritans landed there but moved further out to settle the country which is why they went to America in the first place. it's like asking why Massachusetts is no longer Mennonite compared to 1650.
>>533522549the Amish are Calvinist (German) so they are still there and separate. but they are not Puritan though who they called English.
>>533520798Don't forget to have a copy of the Geneva Bible. Very important.>>533521688>Work hard. Don't fuck around.Think for yourself. Be there for your community. Question unjust authority.
>>533520798You can be a puritan by supporting their direct ideological descendants. The progressive left!
>>533522184Because cutting your dick makes you hot for anal sex.
>>533523573looking at England today, the Puritan working class tradition does seem to be just atheist left-wing communism. but the working class in the US tend to be right-wing and strictly fundamentalist Christian holding onto what Puritan used to literally be rather than adapting to the ideology's own evolution and endpoint, whereas Democrats might seem to be more in line with that.
>>533521968This is so retarded it needs to be called out. First of all Puritan is a catch-all derogatory term used for many Reformed and Dissenter Protestant movements in England and stood largely in contrast to Anglicanism. You are thinking of Cromwell but have been deceived by jews. Cromwell never re-admitted the jews, this myth came about in the 1890s when jewish 'journalists' were trying to warm the English up to the idea of accepting jewish refugees from Eastern Europe who were being pogrommed.Cromwell had wanted to readmit the jews but had to drop the legislation because Puritan Prynne as he was known wrote a pamphlet in a pamphlet war arguing the jews must never be allowed back into England, and his pamphlet was so influential that all MPs read it and agreed with it and Cromwell dropped any legislation.Charles I used foreign armies against the English people. Cromwell was a nationalist who considered the people as the true state in contrast to Charles who thought he was the state. Charles refused to believe he could be a traitor to England as he considered himself the representative of England, and so justified himself in using Irish, French and Bavarian soldiers to kill the English. Cromwell rightly considered this treason against the English people. Charles claimed he was wrong and refused to accept guilt so we cut his head off.Charles II upon being restored brought his jewish pets back from exile. Proof that Cromwell never re-admitted them is in the numerous famous appeals that Charles II uphold English law and remove them. Charles II refused and ignored the demands, and the English not having an appetite for another war just yet sadly let it slide.Charles III is a muslim sympathiser. Get rid of all foreign monarchs and ban the name Charles.If you want to read the pamphlet look up: "a short demurrer..." by William Prynne. Lots of fascinating interactions between the English and the jews in there.
>>533521968Correct, puritans were judizers
>>533523740the same as Germany is not Calvinist or Amish today, they were literally just atheist communist. but that calvinist root seems to lead to whatever Germany has been the last centry, socialist utopians of different kinds.
>>533523077>The Amish are basically modern day Puritans.>>533523573>the Amish are CalvinistThe Amish are Anabaptists.
>>533521968>hey were so insufferable (eg banning dancing and Christmas) that the English kicked them outAnd then they moved to The Netherlands.And then even the "tolerant" Dutch got sick of them and kicked them out again.They were complete nutters yeah.
>>533520798I actually think that Liberal-humanism stems from Protestantism and that SJW's are contemporary puritans.
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>>533523926They weren't actually "kicked out" but they didn't feel welcome either
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>>533523770Interesting reading, thanks.
>>533524074They didn't feel welcome because the (Protestant) government didn't let them murder Catholics.
>>533523851Germans were Lutherans. Reformed was always a minority position there. OTOH, Reformed created the American Revolution and Constitution.
>>533523077>Calvinists and basically ZwingliansLad you don't know what you are talking about, but its really interesting so I hope you look into it. A brief summary is that during the Reformation there were initially 3 important leaders; Luther, Calvin and Zwingli. They all disagreed on relatively minor issues, Zwingli is famed for considering the 'sacraments' to be symbolic, a position which is today called 'memorialist' (as in, we eat the Lord's supper in memory of Christ, which is actually what Christ said we should do it for "do this in remembrance of me"). Luther and Calvin both considered it a 'means of grace' though denied full transubstantiation as Roman Catholics held (which means the bread and wine literally become Christ's flesh and blood despite not changing to our sense, but in essence they are changed and we are literally cannibalising Christ who is in His risen body right now due to a dodgy literal interpretation of John 6; the problems with this are many and yet lots of Christians go along with it even today).Personally I really like Zwingli, though in areas other than the sacraments I think Calvin is a better theologian, and Luther is just a well meaning true believer who basically starts trolling the Pope and Erasmus because he thinks they are idiots. Luther would 100% have been on /pol/.As a side note most Presbyterians are so butthurt over Zwingli that they deny that Anabaptists are a part of the Reformation, even though they obviously were.
>>533523926>no one could compete with pvritan bvlls so they sent them to the new world where they started the most powerful nation in human historycrazy
>>533523941blame Methodists for that. they are the Puritan to SJW gateway
>>533524951it lines up
>>533522184christianity is proto marxism
>>533524951there are different kinds of Puritans, it's an adjective more than anything. to me Methodists are Puritan and Baptists are Puritan even though they are usually on opposite sides of the left/right spectrum which is why they are different denominations. LDS also clearly has a Puritan backstory in there. it's a Puritan country.Epsicopolian/Anglican is not Puritan, they were their enemy and had a war about it, presumably because they thought they were too centrist, limp wristed faggots basically.
>>533521968This. Beat me to it.
>>533520798Muttmerica is constructed by and for puritan kooks, golems and kikes lol
>>533523770Good shabbo goylem
>>533521968All jews and protestants are revolution manure
>>533525514as for the people who LOOK the most like Puritans did in 1650, then yea its going to be the Amish >>533523077. do you want to dress like them too? how important is that in religion?
>>533525552Dont pretend that feeding and breeding misery and miserable macacos isnt a catholic trait.
>>533520798I do agree. Puritans were based. I have a lot of them in my family tree.
>>533520798all i need is a hand puml for my well and im going to have my electricity shut off. im planting more potatoes today
>>533523770>If you want to read the pamphlet look up: "a short demurrer..." by William Prynne. Lots of fascinating interactions between the English and the jews in there.Thanks. Any other books you recommend?
>>533525877>I have a lot of them in my family tree.Same here. More than half my lineage is Massachusetts Puritans.
>>533522184They never stopped being religious. Modern atheism is hyper-christianity. It's all the cucked niggerloving egalitarian morals of christainity without any of the good stuff like family and community formation. It's basically just a modern extremist christian cult that's removed the spiritual stuff and also removed any chance for their enemies to get forgiveness. If you're a white man, you're evil and nothing you can do will make them spare you or stop their endless war against you.
imagine being an incel in puritan society
>>533521968Puritans are the foundation of the modern evangelical christian movement
>>533520798The modern world IS the inevitable follow Up to puritanism.
>>533520798My favorite part of being a Puritan was the stocks. One small crime and you spent the night locked up and gave everyone free use access of your anus.There were zero repeat offenders and you couldnt even look back to see who you were getting ass raped by.We need to bring that back.
>>533522407Puritans didnt kill anybodyGet you money back from the nigger education you got.
Too many idiots to respond to.Congregationalists such as the U.C.C. can trace thier roots back to the Puritans and is the oldest Christian religion in N America.They are woke faggots now but whatever
Congregationalists trace their roots to the Puritans, a Calvinistic group that sought to reform the Church of England in the 16th century and later established their own churches in America during the 1620s and 1630s. This tradition emphasizes self-governance and the autonomy of each congregation.
>>533523770>we raped europe and created israel wdym>u see, england was 1488 and cromwell wuz da good guys all along>that's why british israelism, we wuz the 10th tribe of israel and the return of the jews in 1650s england occured during his rise to power,damn anglonigger i'm glad your gaslighting ass is going extinctgood riddance
>>533520798Based and puritanpilled
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