Dry wiper bros, what's our response?
>>533527137It'd over
How does spraying water on your ass make it any cleaner? Wouldn't that just spray bacteria everywhere? Until you get a shower with soap, it's not really clean at all
>>533527656>t. never used a bidet beforetry wiping your dirty hands off with a paper towel then try rinsing your hands and wiping with a paper towelIs it clean? It's not sterile, but it is a lot cleaner than smearing shit all over your ass crack until it's too dry to come off on a piece of tp Not to mention the hemorrhoid reduction from using a bidet and not sand papering your asshole with tp
>>533527656holy shit
>>533528315It's mad how for over 50 years I've been wiping my ass with paper towels and never had a problem
>>533528315how come dogs can shit without spraying water on their arsehole then?
>>533527137if God wanted us to have clean assholes they would naturally clean themselves
If you DON'T use a bidet you're a literal caveman
>>533527137Waffle anon here who grew up in a french style bidet household. It's okay, but i really want to try is the japanese toilets, i hear they are next level. And for you dry wipe savages, use a fucking wet wipe to finish up, you animals!!
>>533527656>>533528315The little nozzle gets coated with piss and shit, then sprays it in your asshole. The real power move is to use a garden hose outside. I have a few bushes that mostly conceal me for it.
It's a subhuman thing that they double down about because they never shower and they have some weird genetic affinity for spraying their shit everywhere like an animal. Jeets being the biggest perpetrators of this disgusting behavior
>>533528315you know you can wet toilet paper, right?don't tell me you were dry tp'ing until you used a bidet?do you only shit in public toilets?
>>533527137>what's our response?Install your own fucking bidet you prissy jeet faggot>shut off angle stop >disconnect toilet supply line >thread bidet onto fill valve >reconnect toilet supply line >turn water back on and check for leaks>???>profit
>>533527137Bum guns are great. I got one after visiting SEA.
I have that "bidet" in OP. It's not an actual bidet, that's a cloth diaper sprayer. Have to only open the valve 1/8th or so not to blast my asshole with 90psi water pressure tho.
>>533528315>>533528531>>533528615>hemorrhoidskek i only ever hear mutts getting this must be a consequence of the america diet. poor goyslop fed fuckers LMAO
Bidets are a jewish psyop they dont fucking work it is all just a combination of market manipulation and rubes too ashamed to admit theyve been tricked that keeps the whole industry afloatJust use common fucking sense, if you spray someone's shit covered asshole from underneath all you're going to accomplish is gettong shitwater all over their dick, balls and buttcheeks, yet the fucking retards that buy this and experience it feel like they're going to lose izzat if they call it out so they just all pretend that it works and is the greatest thing ever to hide their own shame
You are a subhuman if you don't use a bidet. Also street shitting is better than not using a bidet btw.
>>533528771Wet wipes down the sewage system? Are you fucking retarded or just a nafri?
>>533528315Even just a little wetting down there makes it feel like you just got out of the shower after you wipe, it's worth it for that feeling alone.
>>533528999Trips have spoken
>>533528985Cope
>>533527137>residencewhy would anyone chose to exist here under the terms and conditions of the 1790 residence act?is he not american?
>>533528789>use bidet every time to wipe yourself clean in 2 wipes>clean bidet 1 time every 6 monthsVs>wipe 20 times as you check for shit still being there>smear shit all over your asshole and asscrack>have to take the tp trash can out every day because you probably need half a roll every time you wipe>still leave shit in your ass that gets smeared on your underwear after a whileIf you're not using a bidet, taking a shower is the only reasonable solution.
>>533528985t. asshurt that Ploy or Haruka laughed at his skidmarks
>>533527137wow he does one thing right.smearing shit around your asshole with dry paper is terrible.>>533527656bidets have pressure, the pressure physically removes shit from the area. When you wipe afterward there's not even any shit on the paper if you did it right, it's just to dry off.
>>533527137i have darkies lick my asshole clean this is me and that could be you one day
>>533527137A bidet is like 60 dollars or so and screws into the water line as an interrupt. It is a 15 min install that an 8 year old can do. Requests... I thought he was man of the people etc, it's hand tightened plastic nuts holy shit
that's not a bidet, that's a showerette.this is a bidet.
>>533529140>tp trash canLMAOOOOOOOOO
>>533528789modern toilet seat bidets have a retractable nozzle to protect it from that, and it has a self cleaning mode, and sure you can check it every few months to make sure the nozzle is clean, it is never visibly dirty at least.
>>533527137I use my own spit as a cleaning medium. It gets the job done very well and I use less paper than when I don't use my spit. I think everyone else still has shit on their butt hole, just because dry wiping is inferior in every way. There will always be some shit left over. But using a liquid, or specifically, your own spit? Telling you bros, life changing. No more dingleberries. Just a nice, smooth, clean, butthole. Let go of your dry wiping ego. It's not gay.
>>533529140FR can't the piss and shit on the nozzle spraying into your butthole give you a disease?
>>533529286There's already shit and piss in your ass nigger.
>>533529140>>533529072You never learned how to WIPE YOUR ASS?? to the point where you need to splash SHIT EVERYWHERE?? PLEASE NEVER USE A PUBLIC TOILET OH MY GOD YOU ANIMALS SHOULD HAVE YOUR THROAT SLIT KEK
>>533528531>I didn’t die from lung cancer yet, I guess smoking is harmless.
>>533529209>throws go into the toiletYou're a nigger, simple as
>>533527137>Dry wiper bros, what's our response?Only savages smear shit around their ass with dry paper.
>>533528615They get another dog to lick their anus afterwards.Then that dog will "kiss" the owner to get rid of the shit taste.
>>533529311My own, you have god knows how many other people's shit, piss, and cum in your ass.
>>533527137So, like, everyone itt can tell me how they clean babies when you change diapers? You take them to the bidet or do you wipe their ass with wet wipes? Bidet, right?
I'm white and I will never go back to dry wiping. It's absolutely fucking disgusting and should only be used in absolutely dire circumstances.You could eat a spaghetti dinner out of my ass and it'd be cleaner than a plate.
>>533529205Does anyone even use these? My ex had one but her family would just use them to wet towels to clean the bathroom and other miscellaneous things except its actual purpose.
>>533529183>the over-confident man of the westmany, many times in my life I have heard such talk before electrocution, flooding or personal injuries have occurred
>>533529373Small pipe cope. Paper dissolved in water, especially fast moving water and in colder temperatures does not form fat clumps because it’s not hydrophobic liquid.
>>533529000You throw them in the garbage you absolute smoothbrain, who told you to flush them down?
>>533527137Why would anyone be angry? It costs like $20 and if you don’t like it don’t use it. This is the dumbest thing to ever be mad about.
>>533529342anon, I have been in the US Military, in boot camp all your laundry goes in the same laundry bags in the same laundry machines and is then passed back down the lines on a weekly basis, your name is stenciled on your tighty whitey underwear.Everyone's underwear had skid marks.and there was an "award" for "streak of the week" to humiliate the guy who had the fucking TIRE TRACK in his skivvies.I don't care how clean you think you get yourself smearing your shit around your asshole, but get a little bit of sweat in your butt working out or something... and it becomes a skid.
>>533527137that picture is a cloth diaper rinser, not a bidet.t. used cloth diapers with my sons
>>533528896>be me>eat like a dumpster>trying to wipe ass is just like smearing cold chunky peanut butter on soft bread>install Smart45 Auto Water Pressure booster for custom bidet>turn up to 80 PSI>bidet now sprays asshole so hard need toilet curtains to keep sprayed off shit from hitting the walls.Feels good bidet bros
>>533527137The Guy wants a drink of water after he shits
>>533529373Ur a fucking mexican lmao.
>>533527137Mamdani's tradition is using rocks to wipe, so they probably installed it to accommodate his wife's right-wing white BF.
Japanese-style bidet seats are cheap and readily available. They're not hard to install. You won't understand how unclean you've been your entire life until you have one.
>>533529373Anon, I hate to break it to you, but in the US, the pipes are bigger. We actually have to teach Mexicans not to throw away used TP in trash cans.
>>533527656>>533527137... Do normalfags not use water AND soap?Lique I have a bottle of liquid soap next to my bidet
>>533529520wet wipes are fine though a lot can't be flushed down the toilet so you have to dispose of them in the trash and that's another issue to deal with.The issue is that dry paper doesn't get you clean.
>>533529032This is why I use babby wipesNo my toilet doesnt clog from a babby wipeFind the middle road in an argument and you will be fine
>>533527137>hear the word "bidet" in conversation between "first" worlders>think they're talking about a fucking BIDET (pic related)>actually no it's just an anus and enema shower installed directly on the toiletThat's fucking nasty. On an actual bidet you wash your -already wiped- ass with soap and then rinse it either by loading the bidet with water or by using the enema shower to save water. Best of both worlds, you use little paper, keep your anus minimally sandpapered and you stay comfortably clean.Just make sure not to press the enema shower in too deep or for too long if you're kinky like that or you'll hurt your rectum.
>>533529373Yeah, cause we have working sewage systems that involves 3" minimum waste pipes for toilets.
>>533527656Bidet users area different breed. They will spray shit particles everywhere in bathroom then wrap the couch in the living room in plastic so it never gets dirty, so most likely because their clothes fabric is carrying microscopic shit particles from the bidet use. Also the toilet lid should be closed when you flush so when the powerful tidal wave action in the bowl dosen't send particles into orbit.
>>533529723You have poopy pants, however
>>533529840>dry wipe first>wash afternopewash first, wipe to dry.toilet seat mounted bidet is the way to go.
>>533527656The best method is toilet paper followed by a wet wipe.
>>533529604You and those soliders never learned how to WIPE YOUR ASS!!! That is why you had to join the MILITARY because you people are RETARDED! you are literally spraying shit everywhere you NIGGER Read >>533529840
>>533529944I kinda like the bum gun more for getting everything, but the luxury of getting your ass blow dried by a Toto as it plays relaxing noises is hard to beat.
>>533527137I just use wet wipes
>>533527137the also stand on the seat like an apeshitshowershaveit aint rocket science
>>533529840>On an actual bidet you wash your -already wiped- ass with soap and then rinse it either by loading the bidet with water or by using the enema shower to save water.no that's bs. real bidets wash your asshole with a stream of water. then blow air on it to dry it. using a shower like this is the next best thing. everytime I go dry with just paper I feel like a fucking cave man. i'd rather use moss to be honest.
>wiping after standing upJust get a removable shower head, yngmi
>>533527137I fucking wish I could get a Japanese style toilet over here but it is a complete scam business with ridiculous prices. I will forever blame the toilet paper lobby for preventing bidet toilets from becoming the standard because it would hurt their profit margin.
>>533529567The package that says "flushable wipes"
>>533530037I bet after a workout you have skidmarks.
>>533529539literally everyone in Italy and all elite people worldwide.showerettes are derived from third world "tabos" and the like, very common in the middle east, india and the philippines, whereby you simply splash water out of a nozzle or cup onto your bare arse, in an effort to clean it after using the toilett and the like.
>>533527137I spit onto my tp wad before wiping
>>533527137Usually I don't side with sand niggers but why the fuck does this other guy care if someone installs a bidet in his home?
wipe with tp, then wipe with wet wipes. toss wet wipes in a closed bin that is changed regularly. if you don't do that or take a shower, you're not clean.
>>533530188They don't break down. You're fucking wrecking your septic or public sewer.
This is stupid.
>>533527137And btw that's not even a real bidet. That's just some fucked up hose connected to the toilet tank. Picture is real bidet.
>>533527137>Twitter post>No sourceKill yourself you fucking kike nigger faggot.
>>533527137Having a clean ass is a good thing, any politics aside. Always have a clean ass.
>>533530406Get a load of this LIBTARD lmao. Imagine having your life dictated by asswipe packaging. Humiliation ritual!
>>533530188>>533530406Yeah "flushable" just means you can technically flush them not that they won't fuck up the sewer system afterwards.It's like calling poisonous mushrooms "edible" because you can technically eat them you just get sick or die afterwards.It's a bit weird they are allowed to label them that way but capitalists don't want to get into the way of Jews making money at the expense of the greater good.
>>533528615Because they just contort themselves around to lick their own asshole clean, unless they're too old/fat.
>>533530537>just have an entire second toiletEvery day I’m more and more certain bidet use is a mental illness.
>>533529840Don't bother, these people are barely above animals, only adopting (partially) the practice from the very third worlders they're importing en masseTheir bidet is the update equivalent of a iraqi or poojeet splashing some water on their behind from some sink
>>533527137>always has diarrhea from Indian dietNigger doesn't even wipe
>>533530406>septic or public sewer.they're not ok for septic they are fine for public sewer. Every once in a while they pay a wagie to don a wetsuit and go into the shit pipes and dislodge the congealed wet-wipe+shit bergs. I am not making this up.
>>533527656>dry wipe until paper comes back clean>blast with bidet>dab a little soap on a TP>wipe>and then dry wipe until dry and cleanYour butthole can always be a little cleaner.
>>533530773You're not wrong but if we're going with the real thing this is it. It's multipurpose though, you don't not have to use it strictly to clean your ass. On the other hand USA has big houses so its multipurpose ability makes less sense. You burgers might prefer a japanese styled toilet.
>>533527656If you’re in your own house can’t you just jump in the shower? Don’t take a full shower, just quickly wash your asshole.
>>533529966>wafle stomp>or catch and release
>>533528615Dogs will lick their own dirty asses afterwards to clean them. Have you never owned a dog?
>>533530980Halt die Fresse, Rainer
>>533529373If you live in a third world nation, just say so. It's funny reading niggers from south america or wherever complain about "stinky europeans" when they have literal bins full of shit paper. I wasn't aware that it was common even in Spain.
>>533531349And electric showers. Let's not forget that macaco invention.
>>533530980Bro do you really want to shower every single time you take a shit like I don't want to wash my butthole with a fucking shower every time I take a shit even if I only shit once a day. I want to shower when I want to shower man. Even if most of my showers do follow as shit. That's just so I don't have to worry about shit coming out my butt after I take a shower
>>533528531Go clean your ass grandpa
>>533531056that's not even a pun youre just describing the picture fucking carlos
>>533529793I used to use wet wipes too. I'll tell you right now it's not even close to as good feeling as a bidet.
>>533530537That is retarded.
The kind that spray from inside the toilet are nice especially if you have horrible burning shits that nothing except freezing water will soothe the pain of.I'm not fucking reaching around and spraying my ass with a hose.
>>533527137Brown people and toilets will always cause unusual and uncomfortable circumstances
>>533528999Who the fuck is shitting in the street then cleaning up with a bidet? Where are they supposed to get it from?
>>533528999Trips of feces
>>533532679>the amerimutt recoils at the sight of a butthole cleaning machine
>>533527137He said he wants it installed because he won't be able to have taxpayers tongue his anus until 2029
>>533527137It's just as filthy and doesn't remove the shit, if fact it tends to just blast shitty water everywhere and your legs and balls get wet, no way to properly dry off. The best way - the white mans way - is using wet wipes followed by toilet paper for the final drying wipe.
>>533527137He should be forced to use his left hand like a good little Muslim.
#1 reason Americans get hemerroids is cause they don't take baths. You gotta submerge your arse so the hydrostatic pressure equalizes and the blood goes away. Also water will clean your ass without irritating the skin. Dont oversoap cause that dries. Use real fat based soap with no chemicals. I take a bath after every shit. I shit wvery day at the same time.
>>533529140>TP trash canGod, I forgot how pathetic and backwards Mediterranean infrastructure is.
>>533530907>they are fine for public sewer>Every once in a while they pay a wagie to don a wetsuit and go into the shit pipes and dislodge the congealed wet-wipe+shit bergs.Sounds like they're not fine for public sewer. Paper and waste get left behind in pipes all the time. A minor sag, a shit ton of turns, a tiny sharp edge all can cause things to stop flowing. TP and shit break down, wet wipes do not. They build up and cause backups. Don't act like a ignorant woman throwing wet wipes down public sewer lines you double nigger.
>>533530980>>533532031it takes like 3 mins to soap your asshole up in the shower, another 3 to dry off. i have not had shit residue on my ass in yrs because i just clean my asshole in the shower like a civilized man should. niggers arguing about paper or bidets are just arguing about who has less shit on their ass rather than none at all. shower wipers are eternally white.
>>533527656That's what they do in Japan, South Korea and Italy, you dumb mutt. Bidets are for civilised people (except Muslims).
>>533533027It just seems stupid and inconvenient compared to a washlet or bum gun.
>>533527137I have a tiny spray bottle. I put body wash inside it with water, spray the toilet paper then wipe
>>533535477>3 mins to soap your asshole up in the shower, another 3 to dry offwut? maybe 1 minute for the former and 30 seconds for the latter
>>533527656We invented the spongesoup to rub your ass, with aloe disinfectant clinically proved , of course jeets don't know about it
>>533536035i get cozy in the warm water and then end up getting my shoulders and torso wet, makes everything take a tad longer.
>>533536300Still doesn't explain why you need three minutes to dry. Does your hair reach all the way to your bumhole?
>>533527656>le bacteriaKys
>>533530406Not my problem
>>533536380I tend to just wrap a towel around me instead of actively rubbing myself down with it, takes longer to absorb i guess.
>>533527656>he doesnt have a post dump wank while water tongues his anusngmi
>>533527137Zohran avoided the Indian hate train by being Muslim and looking Arab/Persian and also pushing for ideas like thisFascinating
>>533528531jeets don't get sick from bathing in the ganges either, what's your point?
>>533528764even the train I was on in finland had a bidet. It was very based and felt very first world, perkele.
>>533528315The point of the paper is to absorb and remove the wet material on/in/around your asshole without it spreading. Water spraying combines it all into a medium that makes it move away from it's initial location, running down your but to wherever it will bead down into the toilet. I get you can dry wipe after to clean that up, but you have essentially spread the material around more and also probably around the toilet seat/bowl itself too. The dry wipe strat is just fine if you are smart about it, don't just wipe away until you ruin your skin and tear the paper. One or two to clear the debris, then a wet wipe, even with your own spit (why not? it's your asshole), to clean it up nice. Easy, no mess, no problem, just have to worry about the paper breaking down in the sewage system, which we already solved.
>>533536740I sincerely hope it becomes "your problem" someday soon, nigger faggot.
>>533528813>spraying their shit everywherethat's not how it works. Ever washed mud off the undercarriage of a car? Does it "spray everywhere"?
>>533528771just buy a bidet seat. very easy to install, the water is warm, and they can even dry your ass with gentle warm air. maybe $200-300
>>533527137>you cant wash your ass with water!
>>533527137Adhesion is a bitch thoughBut such handle water jets?That's doableWiping directly with hands on the butthole makes it inescapably dirty though, until you use active exfoiliant particle soaps
>>533533192I'm from Madrid and I have no idea about what this retard is talking about, every single person I know flush the toilet paper. Our pipes are usually strong enough to flush wipes. He must be a redneck living in some remote village.
>>533527137/g convinced me to get one, bought the tier 2 Tushy with the silver painted mono rotator. Fucking love it. Never wasting another cent on tp.Get cleaner than I ever have with tp, no more odor, no more stains, no more yucky feeling, no more itchiness and if you turn it up high enough the water shoots inside which forces involuntary intestinal purge while cleaning you out and off so no accidental sharting later XD.
Americans are trained from birth on the dry paper propaganda with cool animated cartoons of bears, the psyop runs deep and it will take generations for them to accept the truth. Luckily zoomers seem to be the first generation favorable to basic hygiene with running water.
>>533527137What's wrong with a sponge on a stick?
>>533527137Built in and standalone bidets are breat but those handheld attachments are comically gross, only a shitskin would think to use them.
>>533527137You people can't clean your ass with just TP? What kind of nasty fucking shits do you have? Maybe eat better food
>>533537793>you people can't clean your body with just a dry rag? What kind of nasty fucking manual labor jobs do you have? Maybe try never sweating
>>533530703I agree flushable wipes are not flushable. You are a fucking retard.
there's nothing to discuss here, you only need bidet if you are shitting diarrhea ten times a day(aka being an indian) so using paper would rub your ass raw. If you are a normal person wiping with paper is better which is why people used that instead of bidets for centuries. It is not like bidets are some kind of unknown new age tech.
>>533527137>Dry wiper bros, what's our response?That Ivy League curry slurper has a bald ass. If you are a guy and at all hairy, you know this is a bad idea. I'll do with a tiny bit of butt stank instead of the chafing, kthnxbai.
>>533536300xD I have a friend who holds in all his dumps during work and shits once a day when he gets home after work, he shits exclusively in the shower and waffle stomps so he can look for parasites cause he's doing soursop cleanse, he keeps sending me photos of his watery shit caked hand and he's like see! I told you! I NEVER FUCKING ASKED TO SEE IT!
>>533527137he's an ethnic indian, so we should be happy that he uses the toilet
>>533529660What? No fuck off, we throw our paper into the toilet. It's literally designed to desintegrate into the water.Who the fuck would keep paper filled with shit in their bathroom?
>>533537894What a retarded analogy you retard
>>533538506>you people can't clean your car with just a dry rag? What kind of muddy offroading are you doing? maybe try just riding on the streets.
>>533527137Dry-wiping-with-one-flushable-wet-wipe-at-the-end master race reporting in. Y'all haven't figured out the best method yet? Bunch of savages, ngmi...
>>533538599Third time's the charm anon, prove to me bidets are superior to dry wiping
>>533530980I do this but it's inconvenient. I hang my ass off the edge of the tub I don't want any of that soapy poop adjacent water running down my leg.
>>533538781the "wet wipe" people are the worst, not only do they still not do a good job of cleaning like the dry paper people, they are even more wasteful and prideful about it. Truly the worst kind of midwits.>flushable wet wipesby definition cannot exist. anything that gets wet and doesn't fall apart (like TP is designed to do) is not good for plumbing.
>>533538886He's right. You're cleaner if you use a wet wipe. You're cleanest if you power wash your asshole. Crazy how two americans are arguing in favor of bidets against a euro
>>533527656>How does spraying water on your ass make it any cleaner?How do you clean your hands?
>>533538976Just fucking dab the toilet paper with a bit of water. Fold 3 times and dab. Use a little bit of lotion for friction even.
>>533538886it's not my job to prove it to you, just like it is not our job to teach africans how to do agriculture. just like spiritual enlightenment it can only be discovered by those willing to seek it out. And when you learn the truth you will be ashamed of your past ignorance. But that's just how it goes.
>>533527137Ok.And did they name this Prominent NYC Democrat?
>>533527137You retards need more fiber.>ghost wiping for over a year now.
>>533532440Yeah, that Carlos post was real shitty!
>>533539039or just use fucking water.>wet the toilet paper!>no use a wet wipe!>no just use a dry wipe!>no just shower after every shit!It just doesn't make sense that people are willing to do EVERY SINGLE THING except the cheapest, simplest, fastest, and most effective thing of all which is just using a bidet.
>>533538403>that filename
>>533527137Ive been using a bidet for years but today I thought id try dry wiping and it was a disaster, I wasted half a roll of toilet paper and it just kept getting covered in shit, I had to sit back down and blast it with water after the experiment. How do people do it? Whats the secret to wiping your ass without water? Is there a certain technique required?
>>533538979>>533539067Whatever works for you, I can understand the feeling of being unclean if you don't wash your ass properly after taking a shit but I've never had it happen to meOut of curiosity, what do you do if you need to shit somewhere where there's no bidets available?
>>533539535> I can understand the feeling of being unclean if you don't wash your ass properly after taking a shit but I've never had it happen to meIf you've never used a bidet then I don't expect you to know what being actually clean feels like. You literally do not know what you are missing and that is why your argument and hatred for bidets is pointless. You are the man living in the cave who has never seen the sun.>when there's no bidets availablePic related. It weighs nothing, costs nothing and will last decades if not a lifetime
>>533536035Some of us like the feeling of the water trickling down our buttholes
>>533539705So you always carry that with you just in case you need to spray your asshole with water? That's hilarious but good for you my man
>>533528315for me its 300 grit wet/dry
>>533527656>eu flag>doesnt know how a bidet worksI knew all you meme fags were fucking pajeets
>>533540017No, I carry it with me when I'm away from home. Sadly because people like you exist, bidets are not a standard plumbing fixture in much of the world (unlike enlightened countries like Japan).
>>533530911>Dry wiping firstThat's retarded. It goes>Bidet first>Dry wipe to dry>Wet wipe>Dry wipe to dryIf you're using dry wipes to remove shit then you're doing it wrong.
People don’t understand that Muslims basically finger their asshole when washing their ass after shitting. They get a jug of water, pour it over their ass while using their fingers to wipe shit off, while it probably gets in their finger nails. God forbid they use a public stall. Water with micro-fragments of shit all on the toilet seat and floor. It’s not as sanitary as they want you to think.
>>533529723I was in the central valley this weekend. We're not teaching them well enough.There wasn't a bathroom for 200 miles that didn't have dirty shit paper in the trash can.
>>533539172>>no just shower after every shit!This is unironically the only way. If you're walking around with a crusty butt (TP wiping) or dried on shit water spray (bidet use) then you're covered in feces bacteria and are spreading e coli wherever you go.You know all those product recalls because poop bacteria somehow gets into the production chain? That's done by people like you.
>>533527137bidets are unironically high civilization
>>533527137I wouldn't know, I'm a wet-wipe chad
>>533540198Facts
>>533540266wet wipes are worse than dry wiping even. Not only did you not actually clean yourself, now it's wet which is a great environment for bacteria.
>>533540254>have to use TP before bidet to remove large amounts of poop>have to use TP after to dryExplain to me what non-gay reason there is to modify the plumbing to spray water up your asshole when you could just add one wet wipe to your shit routine instead?Bidetfags are mentally ill.
>>533540501Try reading the post directly above yours.
>>533540501>washing with water? MENTAL ILLNESS AND HOMOSEXUALITY!>washing with water, but on a disposable cloth, and with added jew chemicals? BASED!Wow you really are so intelligent anon. You managed to find an even worse solution than dry paper fags, yet be even more prideful about it.
>>533527137>tp to remove the excess >then baby wipes >stick it in there real good to make sure it's all gone If you don't do this you are a subhuman.
>>533527137Tbh this may be the one thing I agree with him on
>>533540254>>533540501why is this cope so badit's really easy.you shitturn the dial or press the button to wash your ass with pressure that dislodges shit from your skin, then you wipe to dry offIt's really really simple.then even after you go to the gym, or runor do something else really sweatyyou still won't get skidmarks.because you actually cleaned yourself
>>533527656>Until you get a shower with soap, it's not really clean at allits not clean after that either you idiot the only way to actually get shit off is to wipe with a paper towel or wash cloth in the shower a few times. the fact is though 90% of people do not do this and are walking around covered in their own shit like pigs.
>>533529140>tp trash can out every dayIs the only wrong thing here. But yes, I use way less shitpaper with a bidet, only that I still shower after cause paranoia and bidet isn't removing dingleberries.Bidets are great people, get one.
Unless they have a backflow preventer I wouldn't use one. Aside from accidentally dropping it in the toilet, you can even shipon small amounts when you let go the trigger.
>>533529000There are two types in the supermarkets around here. Plastic based and not biodegradable, and flushable and biodegradable.Many types and brands to chose from.I prefer my bum gyn though...
>>533534142oilpouredindrain.jpgdon't tell me what to do fucko
>>533528531>i finger myself everyday to prove im not a gay biddetfag
>>533529840American mouth breathers also call next gen super tech Japanese washlet toilets ..”bidets”This is what the future looks like chuds. Educate yourself on basic hygiene.
>>533541040How do you clean a wet ass with toilet paper? That shit gets easily torn apart when it gets even slightly moist and you're gonna have bits of it stuck inside your asscrack and there's going to be shit and/or bacteria stuck to them because cold water alone isn't good enough to remove those so you'll have to finger your asshole to get rid of the bits
>>533541236What the fuck are you talking about ??? You think non retards wash their ass with a hose ? Pic related is $200 and you install it in 2 minutes. Are you a boomer or something ?
>>533528315why don't you spray your ass and then wipe it?ive never understood this one or the other
I took a trip to Japan and the bathroom tech changed my lifeImmediately got a cheap bidet seat installed
>>533529205Showerette sounds pretty gay.I prefer Bum Gun.
I bought one of them automatic assblaster off Amazon, its fucking nice bro.
>>533541602Blow hot air on your ass, then you wipe, if it s still not clean clean, you wash again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y67NnvZuhZ8
>>533540626>wet wipes are worse than dry wiping!>somehow both is… even worser?>…therefore…. Bidets?I knew it. Using a bidet is a cognitive developmental disorder.
>>533528315Clearly, this post ruffled some feathers.
>>533528732Then why’d they cut your foreskin off?
>>533541040>>533540683>spraying shit water everywhere is cleaner than wiping shit off then disinfectingAgain, mental illness.
>>533527137I WILL ablate the outer layer of my skin whenever I give birth to a jeetI WILL NOT embrace the liquid anal jew
>>533541792It was explained to you. If you use a wet wipe as the first wipe, all you do is smear it around. Bidet gets rid of most of the shit. Dry wipe is second best. Wet wipe is the fucking worst. I use all three in tandem to get the cleanest asshole possible outside of taking a shower.
>>533541839>spraying shit water everywhereThat's not how it works. It is clear you have never used a bidet and thus your opinion on this matter is invalid.
>>533527656The point isn't to disinfect, but remove any larger pieces and leave your ass feeling fresh. Paper wiping just smears it all over the place
>>533541913Look man, I don’t care about whatever weird butt stuff you do in the bathroom. For some reason, YOU are upset about me not doing weird butt stuff.You are the weird guy here. It’s always the bidetfags. 99% of people use toilet paper, but no one makes anti bidet threads.You are mentally ill.
>>533541907>if you do exactly the opposite of what you just saidGreat argument, you mentally ill faglord.
>>533541770Okay so1. Take a shit2. Use the bidet3. Blow hot air on your asshole4. Clean with TPI feel like you can skip steps 2 and 3 and you'd get the same result, because spraying water on your asshole without any soap is pointless
>>533542085i you touch poop with your hands.. do you just wipe them clean?
>>533542035>Implying it's not weird to want to rub your asshole repeatedly with dry paperOk
>>533542064You're the mentally ill one who thinks dirty shit water sprays everywhere and gets the toilet that regularly gets blasted with shit somehow even more dirty.
>>533529756>using soap everytime you shitdo thirdies really kek
>>533542182You are literally proving my point, bro.
i think it's kind of insane watching how hard people will bend over backwards just to avoid recognizing bidet superiorityabsolutely surreal
>>533542190Actually this is just a physics thing. It’s okay if you are stupid but stop demanding everyone else be stupid
>>533542331You guys make cope threads every day…
>>533529539>my girlfriend brushes her teeth with the ass fountain
>>533538403kek
>>533542367>PhysicsYour asshole is concave so all the water ends up being refracted to the water below, not around the entire bowl (that was never clean to begin with).
>>533527137>Dry wiper brosImagine smearing poop around and thinking you have cleaned anything. You do realize how bad you still smell like poop to the rest of us right? Your ass literally has shit smeared around in it and you are walking around the office like nothing. 200 pound Toddlers.
>>533541608The ones they sell here are hose ones. When I trabed to the middle east they were all hose ones too. Sure the glorious Nippon one is probably air gapped, but the others are not by default.
>>533542163No, I obviously wash my hands in hot water while spreading and rubbing soap all over themI don't go to a sink, hold my hands under running water for a minute and pretend it's good enough
If you don't use a bidet you're basically an indian. A spiritual poopjeet. Actually a physical poopjeet, let's be honest.
>>533541602Don't buy the cheapest rubbish TP. Get the good, thick, soft, and strong, and will not instantly dissolve.Also, the water spray leaves your arse very clean. If you did it right, with appropriate pressure, there will not be overspray. It's not a Kärcher powerwasher, but a delicate and precise tool. You can easily flush out the stuff that makes you feel like a human crayon, using endless amounts of wipes to get the job done.
>>533541602use double ply or triple ply and fold it a time or two, you use way less toilet paper than wiping alone that's for sure, cause you only need to wipe just the once.vs sitting there wiping and wiping and there's still shit on the paper so you're wiping more, and now you've gone through a quarter of a roll and you still get skidmarks if you go for a run.>>533541839The water comes from your water line, before it even goes to the toilet tank, much less the toilet bowl. When you install it you install a splitter T valve connecting from the water line coming out of your wall... before the tank on the back of the toilet, the water was literally never in your toilet by any means.It's literally tap water like what comes out of your shower or faucet.If you think the water is too dirty what the fuck are you doing showering or washing clothes or dishes with it?
>>533541802Facts are often hard to accept for people who are too set in their ways.
>>533527185People don't know how to wash their ass
>>533542394i haven't seen a bidet thread in months, i think you spend too much time on this site
>>533542556amazon, you can buy toilet seat mounted bidets for like $30
Hes a monster
Showers.
baby wipes >
>>533543139A bidet is a shower.
>>533541891Water is much gentler than paper wipes anon.Pressure should be adjustable.Shit's gone, water soluble to 99,9%, use a fraction of the paper to pat dry.You type like someone with a sore arse.
>>533528531This is what I thought but alter switching to a bidet 5 years ago I haven’t had an itchy butthole once, whereas with wipe only it happened every couple weeks at least no matter how vigorously I wiped
>>533542843>You can easily flush out the stuff that makes you feel like a human crayon, using endless amounts of wipes to get the job done.This has been the most obvious benefit to me since getting one
>>533542331Although they will never admit it, much of the hate for bidets is repressed homosexualityEven if they can acknowledge the superiority internally, they will never admit it because of the bidet's association with homosexuality among europeans by Americans.
if you aren't fingering out your anus after a shit you're leaving behind a poopy butthole almost without exceptionopinions of people who walk around with poopy buttholes are not welcome
My wife turned me on to spit shining my asshole. Once you have wiped a couple of times to get the bulk off, get a new fold of toilet paper and spit on it, to get the finishing touches. Works with a sink if you're at home and within reach of it also.
>>533541616that's exactly what he's saying you do.wiping dirty hands with a dry paper towelvsrinsing your hands in water and THEN wiping with a paper towelHe's saying that the 2nd will get your hands cleaner.It's not soap and water, I guess if you want to shower after every time you shit that's on you, and that'd be the cleanest, but I think I'd rather use the bidet first before going over to the shower with a shitty ass
>>533527137Kek based commie muslim
>>533542904>>533542486>desperate to explain why spraying water at shit to remove the shit doesn’t get shit everywhereWhy? Are you trying to convince me, or yourself?
>>533543066More cope. You do at least recognize how weird it is to care how I clean my ass, right?
>>533542085I get the feeling that a lot of people think the water comes out in just a trickle and so it's just like pouring water through a hose without any sort of spray attachment.It's not, it's like the highest pressure jet stream option on a garden attachment, it sprays a pressure jet, that literally forces shit off your skin, it's physical pressure to physically remove shit, but better because the runoff is carrying it away rather than holding it on paper that you continue to smear on your skin
>>533543362So guys are homos if the touch unmentionable parts while cleaning and toweling themselves off? How completely retarded! I tore a ligament in my wrist once, and my wife had to help me do all sorts of demeaning stuff, as I did for her several times after surgery.
>>533543921when you take a shower do you see it as getting dirt and sweat everywhere? or dirt and sweat off your body?Same concept. You're spraying water directly at your asshole, it dislodges shit and drops it in the toilet bowl.You're not grasping that it's a tight jet stream of concentrated water under pressure.You're all thinking it's a gentle trickle that's spraying in all directions.
Why is he so unamerican?
Crazy to think I've been shitting on this earth for almost 40 years and still haven't figured out the diet to make it slide out without staining every single time. it happens like 5-10% of the times it can't be a miracle.
>>533527137They changed the process for making toilet papers or toilet paper feels harsher than it used to. In the '80s and '90s it was silky smooth never had any problems with it and it did its job. Today is rough it doesn't work very well and it causes pain Even the angel soft brands
>>533543921And explosive diarrhea doesn't splatter shit over the whole bowl? I'm telling you, the water hits my ass and falls into the bowl. You can hear it trickling into the water.
>>533529785See >>533529723>>533529907If you were Mexican, this would be the pot calling the bidet using kettle black. Am I dealing with Mexicans that threw away shitty wads of toilet paper? That's a health hazard, dudes.
>>533543320really the thing that got me to get one was covid, people buying up toilet paper like crazy to where there were shortages, and the bidet idea hit menow I won't go back.
>>533528615Imagine being a dog and having to lick your own ass
>>533544282some wipes can be flushed, others cannot, because they're made out of a plastic base and will never break down.That's what I was talking about.If they break up and biodegrade then it's fine.You just have to know if your wipes are flushable or not.
>>533528985they work.... kinda...ima be honest I've traveled outside the US about 7 times at this point and honestly the only bidets that actually fucking work are the ones installed in the toilet. the assblaster guns are an absolute meme that unless you were raised doing it, just dont fuckin work.wet wipes > seat bidet > tp > wet hand wiping + extensive convincing yourself your hand is clean after > ass gun > weird little bucket thing I saw in sea once also jesus fuck these captchas make it hard to want to use 4chan these days
>>533543320Yup! It makes such a difference.Having to occasionally use inferior facilities reminds me.
>>533544179> when you take a shower do you see it as getting dirt and sweat everywhereYes, you fucking retard. I have to clean my shower regularly because it gets dirty.Fuck, you have the mind of a child.
>>533542556>The ones they sell here are hose ones.Who is "they" ? And why aren t you just buying the thing you want instead of the thing "they" sell ? Amazon sell to Canada.
>>533544529but how regularly, do you clean it every single time you use it? or do you just rinse and maybe clean it once a week?
>>533527656Rage bait is 100% successful
>>533544529So, you clean your shower, with water, that wonderful cleansing, gentle solvent, and not just rubbing it with dry paper, and then you are OK with continuing to use that. You presumably clean your toilet too with a similar method, and continue to use that. Okay then... compare ...
>>533537705Too Roman...
>>533528615Oy vey we got a free thinker using his freedom of speech. Better watch out the jews have now targeted (You)
>>533527137I'm a hybrid wiper. I wipe with toilet paper then wet some kitchen paper and wipe my ass with it then dry again with toilet paper. Best of both worlds.
>>533528615They prolapse their anus to poop. Then it gets pulled back on when they’re done. So no poop gets on the outside rim of the rectum. t. Whale biologist and expert in bird law
>>533527137I only shit in the shower. No wiping needed.
>>533527137Bidets are actively suppressed by a very niche corner of the U.S. Medical industry. Bidets drastically reduce the level of asshole inflammation and other complications like hemorrhoids. Proliferation of bidets in the USA would cost the medical industry billions.
>>533528315>Not to mention the hemorrhoid reduction from using a bidet and not sand papering your asshole with tpthis right here
>>533527137>ourI thought Spaniards had bidets?Wtf I hate Spain now
>>533527656Think about it this wayImagine if your face planted into a pile of bull shit. What's your first reaction: would you rather wipe it off with tp or rinse it off with water?
I have s spray bottle with water and white vinegar. I fold and spray the toilet paper before I wipe. I might try a bidet one day.
>white "people" don't have bidets>mfw wh*te dogs go on their day with their asses full of krispy crunchy pieces of shit>wh*te bitches have shitty panties >ass eating become mainstream: you eat shit>wh*te scum wonder why pajeets approach their women: its because white women's asses are full of shit>faggots also eat shit>mfw white monkeys think they're superior for only wiping their asses with toilet paper and no water>mfw white """"""""men"""""""" think washing with a bidet is gay and they'd rather have shitty underwear and smell like shit all day Lmfao how can you be so fucking deranged and think you're superior lmaooooooo
>>533527137How does one dry one's wet ass?
I use a bidet as well, I have a heated one that also has a heated seat. That said I wipe after, you use a bidet and then wipe to get any remnant brown out and there you go you got a clean ass.
>>533548559>spray ass thoroughly>use one (1) square to dry assI'm still on the same 48 rolls I bought more than a year ago
>>533527137Larping at wiping superiority doesn’t change street shitter status
>>533529840>bidetWhat happens if the water is too hot and burns yer shitter? Picrel is the only bidet I ever needed, corn husks and cobs work just fine.Why change what works?
Dual citizenship status of that Prominent New York City Democrat?
>>533528315I don’t get posts like this, I like bidets but you sound like a fucking idiot if wiping your own ass is that much of a challenge. Probably a migger,
>>533548977> I like bidets but you sound like a fucking idiot if wiping your own ass is that much of a challenge. >Probably a migger,Little by little, /pol/ seeps into the soul of the shill. You’re here forever, arguing with pajeets about wiping.
