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>>533532062Pray for the bombings to start tomorrow
Trade Bibi's lubed up asshole for irans uranium. We can do 2 regime changes and bitchslap israel for the trouble.
>>533532062FEAST YOUR EYES
Nothing ever happens
FUCK ISRAEL
So is israel just screwed now? What is their endgame as this goes on and on for months, if not years?
New FBI incoming...
>>533532062
>>533532062Nothing is even happening today Trump folded AGAIN
>>533532062I wanna die
oh and can the baker please add this link for the real spot price of oil and its products here in the US?https://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/pet_pri_spt_s1_d.htm
Trump status?Hegseth status?Vance status?Caine status?
Iran is so assblasted about losing the Touska to the mighty US BLOCKADE. Sorry Irannies but the POOL is CLOSED. Say goodbye to YOUR power plants and bridges TOO. When you bless ISRAEL you WIN!
American website: Israel may consider a 6-day war-style pre-emptive strike against Turkey if tensions escalate and get out of controlA stunning analysis by an American news site 19fortyfive warns that Israel may consider a pre-emptive strike against Turkey if tensions escalate and get out of control.The scenario is compared to the Six Day War, when Israel launched a surprise attack to neutralize threats within hours.According to the analysis, growing tensions under Recep Tayyip Erdogan and expanding military capabilities could push Israel to drastic action if it feels an existential threat.Potential targets may include:• Turkish F-16 fighter jets and bases of the Turkish Air Force.• UAV production sites (including facilities in Qatar)• Naval bases and ships• Air defense and radar systems• Central military industrial infrastructure.Experts say that if Israel believes its survival is in danger, it may strike first, quickly, decisively and overwhelmingly, to disable Turkey's capabilities before a full-scale war breaks out.A conflict of this scale would shake up NATO, redraw regional power dynamics, and risk a wider war in the Middle East.https://nziv.net/126650//TIG/ soon
>>533532668Trump status?trying to use the nuclear codes as he is winningHegseth status?taking advice from Jack Daniels and Captain MorganVance status?Seething on an 18 hour flight there and 18 hour flgiht backCaine status?saving us from commiting atrocities
>>533532487Someone called him "Hush Patel" for covering up for Epstein clients... and I can't unsee it. I called him Hush Patel with some hormones who don't say anything presumably because they assumed that's his middle name or something
Stop saying Iranny
>Iran’s FM Araghchi tells Russian counterpart US behaviour incompatible with diplomacyBased Iran tells chabad Russia to fuck off with their cuckwarfare bullshit
>>533530906i think the status quo is the worst case scenario i could have imagined on day 1 of the war but things can always get worsefertiliser shortages could cause a famine in africa, which triggers another migration crisis for europe. jet fuel shortages could crush tourist economies. chinese stockpiles of oil, plus its russian pipeline, could give them another leg up in manufacturing and make everyone more vulnerable to dumping.all of this is more strategically harmful to america than iran, but america continues to think minor tactical successes are more important than strategy.
>>533532771Kikes wont do shit without their golems full backing
>>533532062>>Iran confirms US interdiction, seizure of Iranian vessel, says will retaliate ‘soon’So that was a lie?
Donald here. You know these sand niggers are just boring. Think I will blow the dams North of Tehran and laugh as 10 millions sand niggers have to drink camel piss to survive. DJT
>>533532960the ceasefire ends on wednesday bud not today
>>533532824You lost Iranny
>>533532062Israel and America are WINNING big against Iran, folks, really BIG, and people are talking about it everywhere. Total STRENGTH, total POWER, and a level of coordination that nobody thought was possible. They said it could not happen, they said it would be too difficult, but look at what is happening now, it is a complete TURNAROUND. Israel is SHARP, America is STRONG, and together they are absolutely DOMINATING in ways that are very hard to believe. Iran is trying, they are scrambling, but it is not working, it is just not working. The strategy is SMART, the leadership is TOUGH, and the results are coming in FAST. Everyone sees it, even the critics see it, they just do not want to admit it. This is what WINNING looks like, this is what happens when you have CONFIDENCE and REAL POWER. Israel and America together, it is a combination that cannot be BEAT, not even close, and it is only getting STRONGER every single day, believe me.
>>533532817Imagine believing some retired spook has any idea about the specifics of private POTUS meetings. He's not even jewish, he knows nothing.
>>533533159Keep your boomer mind control incantations to yourself
>paper /pig/anon Longs: FRO, INSW, NAT (tankers), UCO 155sh (2x WTI), UVXY 100sh Options: 6x SPY 5/15 $690P, 2x GLD 5/15 $445C (added on gold -1% anomaly on kinetic day) Closed: RTX 5/15 $200C when I clocked Q1 Tue pre-market. -$750 tuition, earnings rule added. Thesis: market binary-pricing deal/no-deal Wed. Extended closure modal ~48%, kinetic tail ~27%. >Trump ×2: "blockade stays until DEAL" >Vance STILL in US per Reuters >Araqchi/Baghaei/Pezeshkian triangulated no >Qaani in Baghdad activating proxies >Reuters Gulf source: "Hormuz is the red line, goal posts moved"
>Axios: Trump's over it, doesn't like Iran holding the Strait using it against us Triggers: UCO>$41.50 scale (Jul17 $44C), FRO<$34.85 fail, SPY>$712 fail, GLD<$437 kill Asymmetry: deal -$2K, closure +$2K, kinetic $105 WTI +$25K, regional $130 +$100K. ~12-50x skew. Vol 38% prev daily, UCO coiling $39.30-$40.20. Springs Tue Islamabad or Wed expiry. HODL.
>>533532771Yeah, hush patel is also great. He has a versatile name.
>>533533240You lost tranny lol
im going to KILL the next persian i see
>>533532602don't encourage the kikes
Help me Im winning!!!
>>533532817>Seething on an 18 hour flight there and 18 hour flgiht backDoes he really fly from the us to pakistan each time? Is he coming back tomorrow?
>>533533002oh so they're going to retaliate but only when the war would have restarted anyway? very scary.
>>533532062>Day: 13 of the 14-day Ceasefire™ period in IranSoon™ back to action.
>>533532856I love Iran trying to fight the good fight but they aren’t getting certain shit like the US leaving in the region. They need to temper their expectations.
>>533533699I’d have preferred to stay in Pakistan for the two week period. It’s not like the vice president is all that busy, and the trip can be justified as being ready to negotiate at any time.
>>533533927Heh, what's America going to do about it? Attack iran and try to invade it?
>>533533527
>>533532065>I did not know. Did this change anything? Has the rapes gone down. I don't follow Indian news or any news for that matter, and you already know what filtered news we get on Pol.it's difficult to answer with confidence because underreporting can happen for many reasons. But reported rapes are unlikely to not be featured in the news, for sure. Plus, with our population, if you have a 1-in-a-million level fucked up mind, there's still 1,500 of you around. Excluding women, that's 750 Indian men with a 1-in-a-million level fucked up minds. Now that's 0.0001% of men, yeah and if the cops don't save them, they get lynched by men pretty quickly, particularly if there's kids involved. But stuff like that makes the news and it's easy to get clicks talking about horrifying news from India. As to the reality, it's difficult to say because as per the UN office of Druga nd Crime https://data.unodc.org/datareport/violent-offences the per country stats are interesting. Now on paper, the incidence of rape is per 100,000 is all over the place. For 2013, India and Thailand have 2.6, Singapore 2.2, Pakistan 1.2, Germany 9.3, France 16.33, Greece 1.55, Spain 2.72.. idk. https://data.unodc.org/datareport/violent-offences
>>533533927Idk UAE juat said they're a strong powerful gulf state who don't need no hegemon and Israel for the first time ever offered it's territory for a US base. These morons may just talk themselves into something similar to what Iran is demanding.
Dow jones is over 60,000Everyone sign up to own the trannies
>>533534082https://people.com/tv/kim-kardashian-iranian-officials-accuse-star-of-being-a-secret-agent/#:~:text=The%20Iranian%20Revolutionary,Kardashian%20West%2C%2035
>>533532960>So that was a lie?There were reports that drones were launched at the ships. No idea if it happened and if it happened, if any drones hit. If any hit, no guarantee it would be reported, either.
Browns and Lefties are COPING and SEETHINGTouska status?
>>533532817Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
Europe canceling flights due to fuel shortages. Reserves are starting to run out everywhere. Blompf has a couple of weeks left to solve this mess.
>>533533938>stay in a foreign nation for an indeterminate length of time that may or may not redeem your real-time location to interested parties oh also this nation borders the one you’re trying to negotiate with
>>533534469>Blompf has a couple of weeks left to solve this mess.solve your own mess, turdiesNOTOURPROBLEMmaybe dont rely so much on Sand Nigger Juice
Melty MondayTACO TuesdayFake News Friday
>>533532771strategically speaking, why the fuck
>>533534469nothingburgerwe have refineries, we have oil
I have the feeling Kash Patel will fuck up something soon. Worse than that time he got hacked.
I can only assume that anyone who seriously supports the orange nigger and isn't doing it as some kind of ironic joke is just brain damaged at this point
>>533534550>backstab all of your allies for Israel>think that this will not have any repercussionsWhy shouldn't Europe and all of the countries in Asia just align with China and break your blockade by force?And remember that you mutts will suffer for this in any case since your oil jews sell the oil on the global market and the american consumer will pay for this increased demand till the situation is solved.
>Retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson: >Trump tried to used nuclear codes against Iran during White House “emergency meeting” on Saturday. Trump was halted by Air Force General Dan Cain who used military privilege to stop him.
>>533534793lmao go ahead and try it, losers
>>533532771only a moron can actually believe this kerfuffle.>>533534662if you actually plan something like this, you would keep it secret. you wont publish your plans in broad daylight telling the entire world you are planning a "suprise" attack.it defeats the purpose.counter to your point, there is strategy in releasing a news article like this. it is basically giving signals to USA and publicly calling for their support. this is what is called public blackmail. and they are blackmailing their golem which is the USA. but not a single prominent name in the USA both in the policial sphere of influence or media circles have never invoked turkeys name as an enemy. the war against Iran is as unpopular as it gets and adding turkey do the pile is not even talked about since the public response to it would be even more unpopular.
>>533534189Kek
Why does anyone keep following this while shit isn't being fired and we are two months off from the damages cascading into anything serious? Just ignore this until June or until the memefire breaks.
>>533534550did trump nationalize the oil companies yet? otherwise youre getting raped toonot to mention the only reason your money printer works is that the dollar is pegged to global trade transactions
>>533533927They see the writing on the wall, it's their time to get Libya'd.>let America stay, Iran gets Libya'd in the following couple of years with more perfidious/sneak attacks and subversive glownigger ops>tell America to fuck off, America refuses, Iran gets immediately Libya'd unless they somehow win this warIt seems this time they would rather go down fighting rather than cucking out and raising symbolic flags like the old guard. Ironically America would've won this war if they hadn't murdered the old guard.
>>533532771So this is why the Krauts have said 18-35 year old males need to stay put. Also why Starmer has said the country needs to be ready in war time. Israel attacking a NATO country will start WW3.1
>>533535232i had plans and trump fucked them up on feb 28
>>533535013Don't you think the Turkey messages might server domestic purposes (in Israel)? I'm not following a lot of domestic Israeli propaganda, so maybe we're missing something (rally around the flag through fear of a multi front war OR pretending like the multi front war is possible, so the population accepts a ceasefire).Israel has been whipping up the population for war and conflict... Them backing off would require a special kind of backpedaling.>but I'm just guessing>as you are too
MQ-4C Triton drone up....nice callsign, 'overlord'
>>533534871>Trump tried to used nuclear codesMan is barely literate.
>>533532771>>533535298If Israel attacks Turkey, NATO ends.Turkey would align with Russia.Russia would invade Europe.Then it's nuclear armageddon.Jews aren't that retarded.
>>533535604We going to lose a second one?
>>533535742nuclear armageddon is good actually
>>533535742>Russia would invade Europe.
Trump no1
>>533532771>19fortyfivethat website is the most retarded zog propaganda possible written at a highschooler level
>>533535232Because it's interesting to see the American Empire fall apart in front of my eyes. As for the fallout, future diplomacy and excursions will probably only be limited to the Americas from now on. Expect more beaners coming into this country as a general rule of thumb for the future of this nation.
>>533535453Israel’s domestic “propaganda” is as follows>war means Netanyahu can postpone his court dates>the Israeli public has a bloodlust against its neighbors that somehow makes Netanyahu look like a moderateIgnore what they say about being tired of going to the bunkers, what they actually vote for is the More War party
Why are the Irannys such pussies? They're having their ships taken and losing izzat by the second
The Saudi Al-Arabiya channel quotes the Pakistani media reporting that Pakistan's Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif has asked the United States and Iran to extend the ceasefire for an additional two weeks, and tomorrow he may announce the extension of the ceasefire.More blueballing
>US submarine sinks Iranian navy frigate with a torpedo>US destroyer stops Iranian freighter by firing its main gun at their engine roomUS sailors are living the dream
>I'm winning the war by a lotWell you either win or or lose it so what is it you orange nigger?
>>533536136>two weeksWhy does it always have to be the meme two weeks? Can't they do something respectable like 88 days. That's a cool number and almost a full quarter, you sure can do some stock market shenaningans with that.
>>533535816yeah>>533535930Ukraine has a better military than all europe combined, you know that?
>>533535742>Russia would invade Europe.This is NATO propaganda
>>533534871Would be extremely funny if true>military privilegeWhat's that? I thought the president is the undisputed leader of the armed forces
>>533536051Sure but maybe there's a realization this is a dead end. If Israel runs out of AD before Iran/proxies run out of shaheds and arti, while USA can't resupply nor are there any other means to resupply on short notice, then they are screwed. More than "oh no, legal trouble for bibi" screwed.---All of this is pure speculation either way. I obviously hope Israel gets wiped of the map. Then a one-state solution might work.
>>533536138so can they actually drive it?
>>533536345>Ukraine has a better military than all europe combined, you know that?Ok? So why would Russia increase the size of the front by 5 times?
>>533536225There's no way US is getting anything better than JCPOA
>>533536413To conquer land quickyl where there's no dug in trenches lmao
>>533536225Mentally sound human being right there>BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMAnever gets old as well
>>533532771>memeflagRussian shills stirring division between countries aligned with the west. This sort of propaganda is worth keeping track of but not believing.
The magians will lose. Shia dogs are not muslims
>>533536461With what men and equipment? They've lost most of their tanks, they lost over a million men in Ukraine and their air force was shown to be shit. The secret behind the German blitz was combined arms warfare, something the Russians have proven they can't do. You can't conquer land by just shoving a bunch of light infantry in meat waves and hoping the enemy doesn't respond fast enough. That logic is why Russia is in this Ukrainian quagmire to begin with.
uhg/chug please go
>>533536588Ummah status?
>>533536225wow!! more years of embarrassment and humiliation that we have been forced to suffer due to incompetent and cowardly leadership!
>>533536407Yeah they previously mentioned that they fired at the engine room so likely it can't move under its own power now.
>>533535453It is a call for foreign interference and assistance, as in foreign i mean the USA, but again there was not a single sentence invoked from the USAs side that supports israels ambitions against Turkey.Even israelis are not that stupid. So the internal politics reasoning is flawed in my opinion. I despise them but dont think for a second that a majority of israelis think they can win a war against Turkey without outside help.They are trying to take over Southern Lebanon and failing miserably against a determined guerilla resistance. There is no way in fucking hell for israel to pull that shit off without using nuclear weapons. There is no such thing as a knockout blow against Turkey. You have to be utterly retarded to even believe that israel actually has a chance against Turkey without using nuclear weapons or the assistance of the USA. And I am not saying this because I am turkish. It is almost a funny statement.Hypothetically speaking, what can a Pearl Harbor style against Turkey will achieve?>It will automatically trigger Article 5. >It will push Iran and Turkey closer.>It will alienate the only country in the region that supports israel and supplies them with most of their oil, Azerbaijan.>Tel Aviv would be targeted not only by Irans missiles but also Turkish missiles.>Turkey can annex israel but will most probably dont fall for the bait, because that is what Saddam did against Kuwait. Saddam got the greenlight from the Americans before invading Kuwait, he was told that you can go with the attack, we wont intervene. Only for the "babies in incubator" bullshit on the TV and the initiation of Desert Storm.i can go on but again, it is utter stupidity. That bullshit news article is just israelis asking for american support on publicly.
>>533535013>you would keep it secret. you wont publish your plans in broad daylight telling the entire world you are planning a "surprise" attack. Sounds like something you'd leak if you were trying to mess with miggers by just dumping all the schizo shit Bibi says while he's jacking off in the oval office
>>533536377Air Force General have a say, MoD too.
>>533536391>Sure but maybe there's a realization this is a dead endThere is not. There is only a realization that the ovens are turning on and they haven’t the faintest idea of what could have caused that to happen
I called it before, however I thought the antennas were in Azerbaijan, they were in the UAE and Qatar. Turns out a 1.2 billions radar does more than just a long range radar: >After Iran bombed the secret center for cloud seeding, cloud pulling, fog, and radars in the UAE..Suddenly>The climate in Iraq and Iran changed, and now there's rain every week, and temperatures shifted dramatically by 5 degrees, which is a huge number.>Floods returned to Iran after it had suffered from severe drought, to the point that the Iranian government was considering moving the capital from Tehran to southern Iran due to the drought.>The goal of this center was to destroy the agricultural sector in Iran and Iraq, leading to the elimination of livestock wealth, as well as causing a drought and desertification disaster.>The UAE is complicit of weather warfare against Iran.
>>533536446Sure they can, if Trump just pulls the terms out of his ass and tweets it
>>533534871With sound : https://x.com/jimmy_dore/status/2046224644479524939?s=46
>RT >UAE ditch dollar for CHINESE yuan — US officials>If Trump won't bail them out as Iran war 'plunges Emirates into CRISIS'Play jewish games win jewish prizes
>>533536051>Ignore what they say about being tired of going to the bunkers, what they actually vote for is the More War partyThe "main opposition" party was also opposed to the ceasefire. You can either vote for bloodthirsty kike demon, or even more bloodthirsty kike demon in israel it seems.
>>533536661The magians will unite the Ummah against them
They making me mad, nooooke them
>>533537214>The UAE has quietly started to blackmail Washington. If the US doesn't provide the Emirates with a "financial cushion", Abu Dhabi is ready to abandon oil payments in dollars and switch to yuan and other alternative currencies. All this is happening against the backdrop of the war with Iran and the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, which have already started to hit their pockets hard. The Emirates, which were a model of loyalty and stability just yesterday, have suddenly hinted: "If you don't help with money - we'll start playing the game of multipolarity." While the Americans proudly boast about how they "keep the situation under control", their closest "strategic partners" are already figuring out how to quickly abandon the dollar. The East is the East - there, friendship is friendship, but oil and money are separate.I would say let them COOK.
>>533536856>Even israelis are not that stupid.You're discounting that the israelis are desperate to achieve whatever they can before we abandon them. Even before all of our boomers die out, there will be a big swing on how America deals with Israel. Mamdani's election in NYC was the canary in the coal mine regarding this issue.
>>533536856>Hypothetically speaking, what can a Pearl Harbor style against Turkey will achieve?Yeah, I in no meant they would do it. At all. 0.01% chance in my opinion. I meant to say that we can't estimate all the internal politicking, if we're not really on top there. Attacking Turkey is geopolitical seppuku for all the reasons you mentioned and more.>>533537015>goes to blackboard>"HUBRIS"Nah but for real: Maybe you're right but I'm pretty they know Iran, Lebanon AND Turkey would be too much. It doesn't even take the whole NATO framework into account.
ceasefire and negotiations status?
>>533537064does this 1-month period really represent the reversal of a 40 year decline?
>>533535013This dude is in denial.youre on the menu bro. israel comes before nato.
>melty Monday>TACO Tuesday>Wednesday>Threat Thursday >Fury Friday>WAR WeekendWhat does Wednesday stand for though
>>533536138>US sailors are living the dreamShooting at unarmed vessels?
>>533537505The nothing ever happens meter is still sitting firmly at "nothing".
>>533537625Oh I know>WINNING Wednesday lol
>>533532817not gonna like, former trump voter here, this is what made me regret my vote
I'm not gay enough to keep up with the gay messaging about this gay ceasefireAre the Iranians sending anyone to Islamabad today, or tomorrow, or not at all?
>>533537524Yes, massive reversal, water is returning all over Iran, some floods were reported in the north East, water filled clouds are back, temperature changed drastically. Weather weapons are real, silent and dangerous. It’s another war crime to add to zog’s offenses, as per the UN resolutions it’s strictly forbidden.
>>533537640Unironically yes lol, the majority of people join the military to blow shit up and/or pay for college. Then they think about maybe going into something else with a security clearance and vet status after they're out as well. It's a good deal if you weren't shipped into one of those bases around Iran.
>>533537744This literal nigger is the biggest bullshitter of any /pig/ thread.
>>533537580turkey has massive geostrategic value to europe, israel only has political and economic value which it keeps fucking up with all these wars. i think turkey would come before israel in this scenario.
>>533532771Please let this happen to hasten Israel's destruction
I WAS PROMISED F-14 KINOWHERE IS MY F-14 KINO? REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>533537221you mean against the only people that are figthing for the sunni muslims of gaza? more like jewmmha lol
>>533537580the only anons that say stuff like you are all memeflags.there is also a kekistani flag that always says the same shit like you.and he says shit like>do the needfulthinking he is a convincing operator.>>533404194>They just need to kick Turkeys door in and it will collapse. Decapitation strike, coup, color revolution whatever, and its done. If not Trump and the secret alliance with the Greeks will do the needful, the Turkish military is well known for its frailty.lose that memeflag man. you are not convincing anybody.
>>533537667BY A LOT!
>>533537744a massive reversal hmm. how massive are we talking? like 2 mm rainfall which is a huge number?
>>533537843Dubaï is known for promoting cloud sneeding so it wouldn't be that far of a stretch to imagine them or the US using it to fuck over a country not that far from them
Is every brown dead? War status?
>- Iran's lead negotiator Ghalibaf has effectively declined any negotiations while the U.S. blockade of Iranian ports is still in effect.
>>533538460The Americans and Sephardics? No not yet unfortunately
THE LION RETURNS>inb4source
>>533538152all I'm saying is Israel is hunting you all one by one.and you keep thinking "it will never happen to me because..."its not a pretty situation to be in, no doubtbut for the USA israel is the most important thing.its not rational, its not logical. but it is. the world is in denial.
>>533537524Why are you asking a Schizo? leave them alone to ACK- when the weather returns to shit in the summer, this is the rainy season in Iran if the USA had the ability to control the weather don't you think Russia would be a desert by now? along with China and North Korea?
>>533538518>36 hour flight for nothingJD bros...
>>533538609There is some famous clip of Gadaffi saying exactly that to all those arab kings, and presidents including Assad. They didn't take him seriously, and some were even loling. Dumb cucks.
>>533532824Hormussy
>>533538660>>533537707so.... is that a "no"?no meeting in Islamabad?>>533537952who ever promised you such a thing?
>>533537843>>533538442You can make it rain with cloud seeding but there's no way to prevent it yet, unless they're prematurely making clouds that would head into Iran rain, but manipulation on this scale would require dozens of specialized planes
>>533538609>Israel is hunting you all one by oneWhat is the end game?
>>533538797https://youtu.be/W6syr1tjbgA?si=gE6uhnOzDXzzzwxDsuper famous clip but it was deceptively edited to make it look like Assad was laughing at Qaddafi which was not exactly true
>>533538660Fuck I love AI.
>>533532062>$166 billion in tariff refunds to companies>companies raised prices under tariffs>taxpayers paying the tariffs twice>plane tickets 50% more expensiveIt's ok, I didn't need the money anyways.
>>533538902>What is the end game?every country within 2000km of tel aviv is either a Libya tier shithole or ethnically cleansed and turned into greater Israel
>>533538518I don't get what's going on here. On one hand, Iran is rejecting negotiations, while on the other they're reopening their airports and airspace. Surely they wouldn't do that if they knew the war was going to start again in a day or two.
>>533538518What’s stopping the US from pretending to lift the blockade for a few weeks to let stuck ships through for market relief, and then going back to business as usual? It seems like Iran doesn’t even plan to keep Hormuz closed forever.
>>533538936Full movie
>>533538918well he didn't took Gaddafi seriously, and now is a prisoner in russia. Anyway, those cucked arabs monarchs think they are safe lol.
TOTAL TRUMP VICTORY
>>533539098true.
>>533532062>Fars and Tasnim: Iran still has not confirmed they will attend the new round of talks in Pakistanso they're attending aren't they?
How many truthsocial meltdowns do we need per day
>>533539231Ghalibaf just tweeted to the effect that they would notI am just going to stop paying attention and I think maybe not open /pig/ until I hear about more missiles flying
>>533538638I'm just teasing him. I think the simplest explanation for low rainfall in Iran is global warming.
wait so if this yellow line is Israel's "new security border", does that mean they advanced to it? or they're just handwaving and saying they control it defacto now?
>>533539268the pump&dump will continue until morale improves
>>533538638>it will happen when the weather cools
This is the gayest war ever
>>533532062gonna need some salsa for the next trump melty, we’re at velveeta levels of melting down - a nice orange queso
>>533538859>who ever promised you such a thing?Kek himself by granting the roller his digits
>>533539351It's what they wanted to conquer before the stop order came through. But they didn't manage before the ceasefire so now they're trying to will it into existence by shooting at civilians and anyone who is trying to return there.
Looks like the melty count is at medium :) I gotta catch some sleep. Someone else bake!cheers
>>533539529they didn't even get that far last time ffs
>>533538797He said it back in 1988 actually, nobody took his words seriously
>>533539015kek, directed by M Night Shamalamadingdong
>>533539351more like “this is as far as we can get, so if we draw a line around the area we can just fill that in, instead of actually advancing”can’t hold territory without boots, jews just sit inside merkavas and make a mad dash for APC’s when they change shifts guarantee there’s a piss and shit bucket inside each tank
>>533539351>does that mean they advanced to it? or they're just handwaving and saying they control it defacto now?Both things can be true at the same time if you're mentally ill enough.Let me explain the joy of pilpul to you my high fructose corn syrup & textured vegetable protein fed friend.Advanced to it = They drove there.Do they "control" it?No.But they can drive to and from the line with only a mild chance of getting blown up.God imagine if Vietnam never happened.We'd have disentangled the Right from weirdo evangelicalism by now.We'd be a genuine extra planetary species by now.
>>533539015ok, now THIS is kino. he's got my vote now
What're the chances that something actually happens tomorrow? 10%?
>>533539806First of all, I eat all organic and very well; anyway I don't think they could even drive up to it lol, they were bogged down pretty hard before the ceasefire.
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>>53353966427 years later, they still don't learn. Those kings care more about hunting birds, expensive cars, and western slags.
It sounds like Iran never really wanted peace in the first place. Sounds like they want to continue the war because they want to use some of their new tech
