Why hasn't /pol/ joined the /pol/ycule yet?>instead of paying half the rent, you pay a quarter of it (or less)>get as much sex as a monogamic relation would give to you, anyways>when the woman leaves, you can pay only a fraction of the lawyer price>always have players for boardgames and D&D>only need to have gay sex once in a while>no longer stressing out over money, the polycule shares everything>no longer stressing out about rejection, the polycule is friends, family, wife and fuck buddies, all in one>no longer stressing out about money, the polycule is your support groupI do not see a single disadvantage. Jokes aside, society is so unaffordable, that man-woman relationships have become a liability, just like having children.The polycule is the final redpill.
>>533533322That rent is as much as living alone.This don't add up.
>that flag>that postDo you understand everyone hates Brazil in the world these days?
>>533533322>join the gay manlet club bro!no thanks!
>>533533322
That poster just scream Pajeet
>>533533432Because this is the intended demographic, gangbang boomers, notice no age requirements and no STI testing
>>533533322No Stacy ever put out flyers trying to fuck me
>>533533322You are a failed experiment in social engineering and you will be eaten alive
>>533533483>>533534534>>533534211Holy m literacy, Batman. I am not telling you to join a polycule, this thread is meant to discuss why the optimal family structure under 21th century 1st-world "capitalism" is a damn POLYCULE, and question why haven't you joined yet.All libertarians belong to the polycule.No excuse, by the way. A hot girl can be used to sell the idea of the polycule, then you find out it is 1 girl and 4 men.
>>533534838>then you find out it is 1 girl and 4 men.>implying the one member that left wasn't the girl>and she was a hamplanet>leaving just two thirsty pretend-bisexual hipsters who only do it for liberal clout>and the one gay dude raping them
>>533533322Do attractive people join polycules in Brazil anon? Because most of the Americans I've seen in non-monogamous relationships look like pic related
>>533535446>Do attractive people join polycules in Brazil anon?No. This type of wild degeneracy has not contaminated us yet. When a brazilian wants to be a wild fuck animal, they just cheat. It is less embarrassing.The only polycule I ever saw ended because the one girl they had was hitting up Chad. They were just college losers paying her rent while she flirted with a hot guy.And she did nothing wrong. it was based
>>533533322imagine the smell
>>533535584It's absolutely a commie thing. Optimistic they did it in those communes back in the 1960s, but fortunately died out with that generation.
>>533535956>three different kinds of bad cologne and one fish plus a slight omnipresent fecal odour that no amount of Febreeze can get rid off, although the inhabitants no longer notice it
>>533535004>be Norman>incredibly broke>join polycule solely so you can avoid going homeless and end up gutted by a phentanyl zombie>they call you the strong silent type because you are bored out of your mind and disgusted with where life took you toBeing Norman is suffering.
>>533535446By the way, I am not claiming Brazil is some utopia. We are hyper degenerate, probably more degenerate than americans, but we are ashamed of it.We'll keep doing degenerates thing, though
>>533533432Living alone in LA costs 7k/month
>>533533322>has to share a fat roastie or a blue haired anorectic drug addict with 2 creepy betasI’d rather pay full rent.
>>533533322oh yeah - caroline ellis is out of prison
>>533536432Fair price for not sharing 1 fat girl with 5 gay mooks.
>>533535990My gripe with these "communist experiments" with free love is that they have been trying to popularize them since the 19th century. Dostoevski in 'Crime & Punishment' describe a rich man who opened a socialist commune solely so he could pass a free love policy there and have sex with broke young women who candidated. The "polycule" is exclusively a product of either war or scarcity, when a population is subjected to so much economic stress that they surrender themselves to such pressure.All these polycule announcements have a very strong focus on money, if you pay attention to it. Imagine if you walked around explicitly asking the social economic status of your crush, then demanding them do a job interview so they can join your poop-fuck sessions. Even the way you join these "polycules" is a damn job interview, or a professional indication by one of the mega fauna that create it.Which is what prompted this thread. The polycule is very much an economic entity seeking to socialize costs of living. It is not about happiness, love, sex, status or anything that makes people date and form families.It is arch-degeneracy because it is predation. And we live in the best possible age for the polycule to turn into a major way of how humans organize themselves in private, like a successor to the family.First we abandoned children due to cost, then we abandon marriage. Then we are living with a hambeast, a rapist and a drug addict so we can divide rent. Then, we are letting them fuck us because it is better than being homeless.
>>533533322They're all fat and ugly, no doubt.
>>533535004Holy shit I lost it when it started talking about who's going to breed who. What a bunch of goyim cattle.
If the Book of Job was written today, this is what his punishment would be.
>>533535004then one day, for no reason at all...
>>533536594Judging from this>>533535004to me it sounds like they are trying to molest people in a controlled manner, accept the most exploitable/fuckable candidate, rape the shit out of them during the two week period of compulsory sex>???
>>533533322Already doing this. Me and my fiancée have a femboy in our relationship. Our plan: When we're married and children, the femboy will take care of my wife and kids while I'm working. He will then service me outside of business hours on-demand. Sure it's probably a cucked thing to do, but I think most marriages would stay healthy if there's a 3rd person involved keeping us sane. Our 3rd is cute and feminine and on estrogen, so I don't feel any shame in it.Tbqh I think it's going to be the future meta for most marriages. More than half of marriages end in a divorce. Poly decreases that failure rate
>>533537141>rape the shit out of them during the two week period of compulsory sexgives me Midori vibes
>>533535004this is fake, someone made this up and is now having a mental breakdown online
>>533537608No, femboys are property, this is a different case, more like a pet you can fuck and that can do useful work.
>>533533322Usually means unattractive fat goblins, I'll pass
>>533537608ugh
>>533536594imagine believing marriage isn't about money
>>533541316We have entire rites to mask this, anon. The entire idea of courtship is to distract people from the transactional nature of relationships.But these polycules? Since they are engaging in an abhorrent class of social and romantic relationship, and in part do it out of spite towards the society that they are steering from, have no care for social rituals or social convention.In search of a higher expression of themselves, they create the single most materialistic and vapid relationship possible, completely devoid of romance or emotion. It is routine and a job masquerading as a relationship.I'd not be surprised if only autists engaged in this.
>>533536149Norman is literally the cult leader. ("president"). Bet he doesn't pay a dime and manipulates them so he can fuck everyones holes in any way he likes. And yeah, this shit is your run of the mill 70s style sex cult. Nothing to do with actual relationships or "free love".
>>533535004Norman is an older man's name, they are after young meat to rape.
>>533533322Said it before and will say it again, this is just the Oneida cult.
>>533533322>only need to have gay sex once in a whileKEK'd and check'd>i actually think a throuple with two women is the ideal form of a relationship>fight me about it
ploycules are ALWAYS TRANNIES do not interact
>>533533432It's CA, five people will literally share a 500 ft studio apartment and split the 5K rent just to survive.>>533534838There are never attractive people in these poly shit. Attractive people don't need to do that type of bullshit. They want to fuck a new hot guy or hot chick every other day they can they don't need to join one of these "communities". It's always a collection of dysgenic circus freaks.>>533536553Ok but was the wife fat and annoying?
>>533542520>500 ft studio apartmentWho the fuck builds 150m studio apartments?
>>533542586500 sqft fucking germans man are all of you autistic?
>>533533642Muh Vagoo staring a Joo
>>533542363why did you gloss over "Deborah (65)"
>>533542653I have no idea of your spastic judeounits. Anyways, 5 people in an apartment that size is impossible. Why does it cost 5k, and why don't these people just move to Manhattan or whatever thats at least nice?
>>533542825Average apartment size is 908 sqft (84 meters squared, for non-pedophiles). Considering the type of person who would agree to live in a /pol/ycule, they probably do not care much about personal hygiene, so they can cut corners. That is actually not so bad, considering how expensive the rent is, and that the /pol/ycule is situated in a very expensive land.I don't know how it is a studio, though.
>>533536763I wouldn't be surprised if at least half of them were kike degenerates. The old hag and the witch give off strong yenta vibes
>>533542733Suspicious as hell but every cult has a leader and everyone else gets fucked or becomes a eunuch.
>>533535004>No playing favorites! Each member must spend (to the best of one's ability and knowledge) equal time with each memberThis is just a rape allegation waiting to happen. Never noticed this before. I can just imagine some broken girl having to participate in the /pol/ycule, then avoid her companions altogether because she knows that if she says 'Hi' to one autistic, the others will get jealous and force her into doing unspeakable things with them.I'd not be surprised if the reason why they are short of one member in the polycule is because of this.
>>533543155You must be a lowly subhuman with no self respect if you think this isn't bad.
>>533543506Think of the MAD boardgames you could play while not feeling engulfed in absolute existential dread.
>>533533322STDs
>>533542520>It's CA, five people will literally share a 500 ft studio apartment and split the 5K rent just to survive.Sounds pretty close to selling your soul.
>>533542448In principle any practical size of harem is fine, and the more the girls hate each other the better, although it doesn't hurt to have a lesbo as well.>especially if it's just one
>what is a QR code
>>533535004Based eugenicists
>>533535004May all the vermin involved in this kind of depravity die painfully and asap.
>>533535004If this polycule ever has kids, that person will grow to be the Antichrist.
