Why did he do it
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>>533537921Interesting way to die.
>>533537921Someone broke the Spaghetti
>>533537921looks like it sorted itself out
>>533537921Depression
>>533537921you got an unblurred version, faggot?
>>533537921glowies didn’t want the plane to take off
>>533537921gotta die one way or another i suppose?
>>533537921this is from like 50 years ago >>533537921>Italianit was indian, ackshually
>>533537921Oh I thought he was going to come out the other end, huh
>>533537921Audio would be nice. Italians react in the funniest ways> O MADONN'> A DIO MIO>CHE SCHEM'>CAZZO FAI
>>533537921Politics?
>>533538451Same
>>533537921blur happens
>>533537921That's a nigger And judging by the number of niggers around it is safe to assume it's Muttamerica
>>533537921I thought he would come out as pink mist in the other end of the engineweak engine
>>533537921Bippity boppity BOOM
this is how tomato sauce is made you know
>>533537921this looks more like a drunk british tourist situation to me
Damn this isn't like my heckin GTA 5 campaign at all
>>533537921Mama mia, this post is off-topic
>THIS FLIGHTS GOING NOWHERE!>JUMPS IN
>>533537921https://youtu.be/kqZbllVp-ek?si=FYYaW5MbXGh5SeU7
>>533537921Jews?
>>533538832Why is zoomer content so fucking gay...
>>533538422SAR SAR DO NOT REDEEM TURBINE SAR
>>533537921FYI: they're upset because it'll take a week to fix that engine.
>>533538962
What the fuck was he trying with the first engine? Did he think it would blow up or something?
>>533537921Looks like his tard wrangler was asleep on the job.
>>533537921those people were going to 9/11he saved them
Do a barrel roll!
>>533537921>Why did he do ityou damn well know why he did it OP
>>533538647I don't think it's even at half power
I used to do that when I skipped school.
>>533537921Why don't those engines have any kind of protection like metal grid? Could they be damaged by a flock of birds, hail, or anything else?
>>533540260
>>533539740Nigger?
>>533537921Frank told him the world was ending
Probably has to do with a woman.
>>533538647This, I honestly expected some looney tunes logic but got reality insteadSad!
>>533537921OUCH NOW THATS GOTTA HURT
>>533537921>Why did he do itbased on the video he was so drugged that he thought the jet engine was a wormhole
>>533537921He understood the cosmic joke
>>533538647That jet engine was idling like ofcourse we're not getting looney toons.
>>533541198
>>533540592I'm a pimp, I have no idea how jet engines works
>>533540260They get damaged all the time and usually it's cool because all those commercial planes can fly with one engine.Where they get fucked is if a hydraulic line fails and a reverse thrust gets deployed or some instrument gets hit and they can't figure out their numbers to safely control the plane
Why would you keep one of the engines running when parked? The pilot getting fired.
>>533541400Brazil anon if you're ever on a plane and the oxygen bags drop those are only good for a couple minutes.It's a chemical reaction tablet that produces oxygen and is only there to calm you down while the pilot tries to get to lower altitude.You will die of hypoxia within a few minutes if you don't knock out the flight attendant with the oxygen cylinder. If the plane actually lands it's a win win because you can just say you lost your mind from low oxygen and you also get less brain damage.
>>533541556That's kind of scary. I thought they had a lot of protection to avoid sucking something and damaging them
>>533541394Looks like a recoverable injury.
More evidence that it*li*ns aren't white
>>533538451Same.
Literally my favorite
>>533537921That's pretty fucking metal NGL
>>533538537World events, read the rules. Politically incorrect doesn't mean politics you made that up
>>533537921>I wanted prosciutto sliced thin, so I compromised
>>533537921What a letdown he didn't even go all the way through.
>>533537921he realized global famine is going to happen in month from now due to global energy supply shortage which is result of orange nigger not convincing basediran to open the strait of Hormuz
>>533537921yep. that'll do it.
>>533537921>italianThat’s a nigger
>>533542507You should have stocked up last year
>>533541394holy fuck
>>533538573you clearly have never stepped foot in an italian benzina station.
>>533537951but he was 35 years old! FFS!
>>533537921>Why did he do itwho gives a fucknobody knew this no-name fuck before this so why should they know now?
>>533542657what's the difference
>>533541394you reckon they swept him up for burial? or would they just hose him down a drain?
>>533537921> Why did he do itHe was protesting the genocide in Gaza.
>>533541394I've walked off worse, just rub some dirt on it and you'll be fine.
>>533541394did he died?
>>533537921None of those people were even trying to stop him.
>>533541394Oh. I thought it was serious.
>>533541394I remember these photos back in 2015.
>>533538451>Oh I thought he was going to come out the other end, huhIt seems like the nigger lady one from like 10 years ago, she splattered out of the other sideBut, maybe I just hoped so
>>533541394LUIGI, THE LASAGNA IS READY!
>>533543149Burial by Roomba, Bruce.>Pic unrelated but this is an imageboard
>>533541394Did he make it home for dinner?
>>533541394Just a flesh wound
>>533537921> Italian manadd it to The List™.
>>533538451His skull was too thick for the niggershredder
>>533545082because the >"brains of the confederacy" was literally a kike
>>533537921somebody broke the spaghet
>>533538507You are brown, muttnigger
>>533544061>>533545071>>533541394Story?>>5335451101. Shut up2. Get a gun, put in your mouth3. Pull the trigger like your beloved Führer did, Yankee
>>533545286yawn
>>533545341Holy seething Yankee
>>533545265>flag
>>533541394SWEEP IT UP, WAGIE!
>>533538010kek
>>533545408im not from the north you canaanite nitwit
>>533538136Sadly all jokes aside
>>533537951He was 17, only a 17 year old or younger could have made that jump
>>533545470lel thought this too
>>533538010Thats a serious crime in some places
>>533537921didn't even get diced. lame and faggy just like op
>>533545651lol, typical jeet behavior. did he think it'll be like in jeetbolyboo films where he glides gently to the ground to confront his enemy?
>>533545503>im not from the north
>>533537921>I'll be home for dinner
>>533537921Nice Surrender Cobra from the guy in the foreground.
>>533541763The blades are titanium, not much can break them.
>>533537921Is he going to be okay?
>>533537921WAHOO! LET'S A GO!
>>533544061>10 years agoThat was 3 years ago
>>533545651>yes I could>nah, its way too high for you >too high for me? 've done it before. >you're lying>NO IM NOT>YES YOU ARE>OK watch this.
>>533545265random offended brazilian because someone laughed at italian expressions, wtf? chillax retard
Missed his plane so he didn't want to live no more.
someone post the penguin
why didnt ground crew signal to pilot to shut off the enginethey had a good amount of time to process what was happening lmao
>>533547062
>>533547158They probably had. He just got to it before it stopped completely
>>533541394
>>533544722>>533543520>>533543149It was a womanhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11671811/Alabama-airline-worker-sucked-engine-violently-shook-plane-exploded.html
>>533545286>saucehttps://nypost.com/2023/06/16/airline-fined-15625-after-ground-crew-worker-ingested-into-plane-engine/
>>533546023>jeethow could you tell?
>>533547758
>>533537921>THIS IS MY ENGINE>IT WAS MADE FOR ME
>>533537921That plane is clearly racist it could have stopped the turbines if it wanted.
The only thing going through those workers on the grounds mind is how much time you will get off for seeing that.... with pay.
>>533537921Did he turn into pasta
>>533537996>>533538146>>533538321It's fake.Reality looks like picrelgrinded meat
>>533537921>mama mia
>>533545651>feet firstooooooooooooooof
>>533547863oy vey
>>533548064either the plane is being parked so the engine is turning off or its taking off and at a decent power. so about 50/50 chance of the engine being a decent power and doing that or being just enough to chop him up a little bit
>>533547228true but it doesnt take long to power downthen again it didnt really ingest him
>>533541394Luckily he survived and was able to attend his daughters wedding the next day.
>>533540260It's not expected a random jeet would just jump into a running jet engine.
>>533548064Not fake. Your image is from a decade ago and the engine actually was at full throttle and sucked that dude in.OP's webm shows a dude getting decapitated because the engine was spinning down and he literally dove into it.It's a different situation, but the end result is still death.
>>533549132Why did he just fall out then? There's enough space that he would be at least more grinded down. He jumped in and fell out. wtf suction sucks person in not blows out
>>533537921I don't blame him
>>533537921He smelled his mamma's bolognese.
>>533545265>You are brown, muttniggernigga u ever checked brazil?you are all blacked
>>533537921"ii'll be home for dinner"
>>533549308theres a period of time when its turning on or off where there isnt that much suction but enough force to fuck someone up somewhat
>>533549308Those blades aren't light.They were probably spinning at 120rpm so his body just slid out. I think through the blur in the OP webm you can see an actual blood spray. (severed jugular)
>>533537921>imagine the soundbraaap
WHEN. THE. MENTALLY ILL MAN HITS YOUR PLANE ENGINE AND THE BIG FLIGHT DELAY THAT'S AMORE
>>533541394Is this the jamboy I've been reading about?
>>533537921>Why did he do itI guess he thought life sucked!
>>533538537Niggers?
>>533541394Narley...
>>533537921Why did he do that man, that not ethical man.
>>533538832>posting tracking links on pol.This should honestly be a baneable offense.
