>Thousands fill city streets for Vaisakhi celebrationshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9958y3073jo>Reform says it will deport up to 400,000 asylum seekers if it wins the next election, creating 'pop up' detention centres to hold thousandshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15746565/Reform-says-deport-400-000-asylum-seekers-wins-election-creating-pop-detention-centres-hold-thousands.html>Blow to special relationship as David Lammy hurls three-word insult at Donald Trumphttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2195924/lammy-trump-small-petty-starmer-iran-war-mandelson>The five ways MPs could oust Starmerhttps://archive.ph/u77Ei>Get a grip on ‘scandal’ of illegal child social care in England, ministers are toldhttps://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/apr/20/get-to-grips-on-illegal-child-social-care-in-england-ministers-are-told>UK to ‘flirt’ with recession and 250,000 to lose jobs amid Iran war fallout, warn forecastershttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/iran-war-recession-uk-economy-b2960583.html>Tube strikes: 'Militant' RMT union slammed as four days of travel misery to hit Londonhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/tube-strikes-london-rmt-union-underground-sadiq-khan-b1279272.html>England facing 'significant shortfall' of public toilets, health leaders warnhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-04-19/people-forced-to-suffer-due-to-public-toilet-deserts-health-leaders-warn
what are jews doing? stop it!
>>533538234I don't think he killed himself tbqh
might go get a refreshing glass of Coca-Cola®
>>533538351He's not dead at all. This was all a test to see who's loyal.
https://xcancel.com/TrumpDailyPosts/status/2046235916365435101#m>Don𝗮ld J. Trump Truth Soci𝗮l Post 𝟭𝟬:𝟭𝟲 AM EST 𝟬𝟰.𝟮𝟬.𝟮𝟲>Israel never talked me into the war with Iran, the results of Oct. 7th, added to my lifelong opinion that IRAN CAN NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON, did. I watch and read the FAKE NEWS Pundits and Polls in total disbelief. 90% of what they say are lies and made up stories, and the polls are rigged, much as the 2020 Presidential Election was rigged. Just like the results in Venezuela, which the media doesn’t like talking about, the results in Iran will be amazing - And if Iran’s new leaders (Regime Change!) are smart, Iran can have a great and prosperous future! President DJTUh oh, melty
>>533538351I like to practice a dialectical approach and think that someone was sent there to kill him that night but awkwardly, he'd already done it, and all of this hubbub about it is them just trying to avoid getting done for a hit that he beat them tobe well awkward that
traveller chimpout in manchester next saturday outside a pub they were barred fromnogs vs travellers who you betting on lads
Happy Birthday Hitler
Happy Birthday ghost Hitler
Lager AND. A curry.
>>533538805You know who else liked lager? HITLER
>>533538805Hope none of the money you spent on the curry went in to the hands of the wog bioweapons.
New Bowden ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Gc5EWEO6o
>>533538900wouldn't getting a curry from a white guy be like buying sushi from an indian?
might have a posh one and mail it directly to the rothschild institute
>>533538889Crazy to think how Hitler was another zionist puppet with jewish handlers just like Trump and Tommy Robinson.
>"Except, of course, all this was a lie, as revealed by the new biography of him by the disgraced anthropologist Edward Dutton, published by the Australian white nationalist publisher Imperium Press. Bowden was in fact a childless bachelor who lived alone in a trailer on the outskirts of Reading that was so dirty that the council had to destroy it after his death. Far from the roving intellectual of self-built myth, he was terminally unemployed and did most of his research at the local library, as he lacked internet access at his trailer. (In a revealing note, Dutton says that Bowden was at one point banned from the library; he doesn’t say why, but it would be easy to guess.) He did attend Cambridge, but only for a few months, and he never completed a degree, let alone began graduate work."Fuck sake
>>533538993not sure how right that is
>>533538889Business idea: german lager fortified with caffeine and for studying. Konzentrationslager
>137
>>533538090Kek that pic
>>533539028Who knows. We may never know.
>>533539024>Far from the roving intellectual of self-built myth, he was terminally unemployed and did most of his research at the local library, as he lacked internet access at his trailer. (damn that's kind of based though
>>533539198Blessings upon the tumeric stained PS/2 ball mouse that helped make it.
>>533538950It might not be "authentic", but it would be much higher quality, use better ingredients and taste much better.
>>533539233>you see he wasn't an intellectual he was actually an intellectual
New Marsh family video just dropped, featuring slutty daughter in her hot pants with midriff showing and little pokies https://youtu.be/K2WWjjVlr7MoLQ0BcPT0s6E2HAQ
A diverse environment is more intellectually and socially stimulating
>>533539355These days, all your sources have to be online articles that reference other articles that reference wikipedia.
>>533538993>Hitler was Zionist>he improved the lot of the native peoplePick one rat
>>533539409Nonce.
>>533539436
They've tampered with time. The days no longer feel normal. They fly by. Everything is happening much faster. 15 minutes feel like 2 minutes. 60 minutes feel like 20 minutes.Something's not right here. Something is happening in the background.
>>533539409Laughing too hard to appreciate the lyrics and choreography. Had to watch it twice -- not hard to do!
>>533539534hebrew is slowly turning into shebrew
>>533539445Basically just classism, "oh no, he wasn't some properly credentialised SW1 wanker with no personality how ghastly" like yeah duh actually interesting intellectuals are more likely to be heterodox, autodidacts, and personally quite prickly. They're not going to be perfectly groomed bores who get invited to all the right dinner parties yet have absolutely nothing of value to say or have done anything of note. See as a counter example Ben Judah and his new publication. Rather lacerate my eyes with chicken wire than read what him and his ilk have to say about anything.
>>533539534The simulation is low on free memory.
>>533539534A 30 year old from the 60s looks like a 50 year old today. Connery was 32 during dr no ffsTime is speeding up but our bodies arent
>Cutting down redwood forests in Canada, turning them into pellets, shipping them half way across the world to burn them at Drax is bad https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/apr/20/burning-wood-power-worse-climate-than-gas-new-report?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-gbWHIRR whodathunkit
smugly watching tattoo regret videos
>>533539747it needs defragmenting
>>533539593the parents are some really dorky millennials, im their generation and i don't remember us being this cringe
>>533539816>?= the shame
>>533539853Let me guessEvery single person who gets a tattoo regrets it>buh buh its my daughters nameSo whatIt looks like shit kek
>>533539853For me it's Pete Davidson spending 200k to get his removed, oops goyim
>>533539672yep, not totally classism because if he was a venerated leftist they wouldn't criticise his lifestyle at all but glorify his earthiness, many "respected" intellectuals would live the same way if they didn't have money, wives or servants
>>533539915The dad is literally Adrian the remainer dad meme but irl
>>533539853link some good ones lad
>>533539480Or did he get millions killed in a massive false flag war while keeping jews safe in holiday camps?
>>533539409>Marsh family
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c393eww1pero>Adoptive father 'sexually abused and smothered baby'
>>533540109batty man ting
>>533539995
>>533540109I speculated I was rightOySo fatigued
>>533539987I mean, Chomsky is a literal nonce but every luvvie cunt will still go and bat for him. Mark Fisher killed himself in part from bullying from his lefty peers, but nary a peep will be spoken about their behaviour.
>>533539774yeah this is a clear sign of the changebernard bresslaw was 35 in this, sid james 56... cunts look at least 10-15 years older than those that age today
>>533540172ADRIANNNNN
>>533540285>sid jamesyou mean Solomon Joel Cohen
>>533540109He's getting Huntley'd
>>533540285We've detached from the natural flow of time
>>533540285I'm 37 and I look a quater of the age, what did they put in the water?
>>533539911Deleting a few billion excess characters might free up a bit and get us another century before it collapses completely.
what happened with the ireland happenings?you fags are close so you must know
>>533540065History is written by the victors
>>533540285A lot of these are cherry picked. Guyon the left wouldn't look that old if he had hair. I look at photos of my dad when he was the same age (35) and he looks as young if not younger (and surrounded by way more friends....)
>>533540445Check ire/pol/
>>533540445NothingEverHappens
I won't stand with them, but I won't stand in their way.
>>533540408There's that 37 year old male model whose gone viral who looks 17 an all
>>533540543He writes with Stan in his ID.
>>533540445how does donkey meat taste? better than horse or wurst?
>>533540445hearing reports of potato shortages
>>533540445People went back to work, as they do. The natives aren't unemployed like muslims and leftist pensioners, so they can't maintain street presence as long.
>>533540684>Stan>doesn't standwho is writing this shit?
>>533540507i see many instances though, i used to assume they were older and not think about it, but when i know the ages i'm always surprised they look older than i thought
Once Olly drops receipts tomorrow, what will Keirs excuse be?
>>533540697kek
Oil drillers get the rope too
>>533540925He's probably locked in a dark dungeon right now being tortured to keep his silence.
>>533539110hiding in plain sight
>>533539534chronic stress speeds up the perception of time. and things have been very uncertain since 2020.
>>533541082>the children will be able to register for british citizenship
I just did my first shift at a DX logistics warehouse, it was really busy and I mean that.In the loading area. there's no are for pedestrians, I had to weave in between pump trucks, forklifts & people carrying things. It was legitimately unsafe. I walked out early and nobody else noticed.I wonder if I could go back and spend an entire shift just walking up and down the warehouse carrying a box, pretending to work.
>>533541097Bet he likes oysters
>>533541082Ffs that's BATUK getting shutdown
>>533541287It's worth a try. Dick about, get free money.
Every time I leave the house I get sick
>>533541575With what malady?
>>533541287Yes, back in 2009 I worked at Sainsburys, I walked around all day with a cardboard box, same box, managers, supervisors, staff, just carrying a box around all day doing sweet fuck all.Now either everyone knew what I was doing and didn't care, or just wanted to see how long I kept it up, another time I spent at LEAST 2 hours of my 8 hour shift jacking off in the toilet.
>>533541475I need a job since I'm on UC, I think I'll give it a second try either way.I think I got fed up because they didn't do a good job with the training/induction.
>>533541575
This weeks rapey copper
>>533541644like I said the other anon, I might as well give it a try. If they didn't notice I left early that is.
>>533541644>I worked at Sainsburys
Why do chavs love shit breeds of dogs?
>>533541700You have the freedom to not take it seriously, and it isn't a company or a job that is doing anything important that matters. Take the piss.
>>533541784Banter innit
>>533541784That's just bants
>>533542170
>>533541887
why do so many cars have balaclavas on headrests now
bloody hell have you seen Stephen Merchants missus??
>>533541952>t.paki
>>533542326because people are fucking lemmings
>>533542334So Mircea , What first attracted you to the multi-millionaire Stephen Merchant?
https://xcancel.com/jomickane/status/2046289422371766720#m>The people of Epsom have had enough. Theyve arrested the womans son & they wont let her near himSummer is going fun
>>533542824Some proper boot-licking replies on there.
>>533542224The good old days when Timmy had adventures
>>533542334boss eyed matches his goggle eyes
>>533540595He's the youngest man I've ever seen.
>>533543238I struggle to see him as anything but the slimy bureaucrat-styled SS agent from Jojo Rabbit these daysit was a really good role for him weirdly
>>533543490Jojo rabbit any good? Every time I go to watch it I lose interest
Only 400k, huh?
>>533543807it's funny if you're not one of those autists about how the nazis are portrayed as the bad guys of historyobviously they're the bad guys of history in a lot of moviesinteresting look into how things begin to degrade in germany toward the end of ww2 actually, things fall apart seemingly within days in a pretty funny series of sequencestaika's imaginary hitler is pretty endearing anywaygood cast, I liked it but it is goofy as shit though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=synd8f9xKSAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=synd8f9xKSAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=synd8f9xKSA
>>533543238i need tips on how he deals with the hair situation on a windy day, you can't just say wear a hat, i've never seen this guy wear one
>>533544178
>>533544178>>533544237https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BctdcX0pt0whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BctdcX0pt0whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BctdcX0pt0w
>>533544178>>533544284
>>533544020>goofyAmericanised.
>>533544758Americanized*
>>533544846Shan't be spelling in that way.
