What is the most insane conspiracy theory you believe?
The goyim are human
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>>533546428The Lacerta Files
Christianity was formed as a gay conspiracy, and the apocalyptic era, predicted in the book of Daniel, is when the association between almost all religions (except for judaism) and homosexuality becomes clear
>>533546428Chinese consider Vietnamese to be niggers
>>533546428They're putting parasite eggs in fast food
>>533546428all of them got true.
>>533546428hermann goring faked his death and became josif broz tito
Modern society is a psyop
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That everything will be fine
>>533546428It will all be ok.
not a conspiracy but i think UAPs are actually interdimensional atmospheric beasts
>>533546428Just that ayyyy lmao's visit us
>>533547108the word "psyop" is a psyop
>>533546428civilizations existed prior to modern known history, like predating the egyptians. something happened and everyone got thrown back into the stone age. maybe it was the flood, the ice age or whatever, i just wish i knew what the fuck was really happening back then.
>>533546428the one about the jazz singer that died, apparently but there's a paper trail.he aint dead.it's melania.
>>533547477Don't be silly
Mankind fucked up big time on Mars. And is going to repeat the same mistake, again.
Honestly?There are a lot of the older European houses that really suffered after the end of WW2. Whilst this could be attributed to a post-war economic situation, the rapid shift in who ended up in seats if power within various governments makes one raise an eyebrow.It would be lazy reduce it down to certain demographics that /pol/ isn't too fond of but seriously lads - the power structures that maintained hegemonic dominance of the aristocratic classes has been purposefully dismantled and unless you're from one of these old aristocatic families you might not appreciate just how stark the change has been in list one or two generations. My great great great grandfather was said to be one of the wealthiest landowners in the country. But piece by piece it was systematically dismantled. I am the first generation since the 14th century to live the life of a pleb. And I know countless others who have experienced this same rapid decline. And today? my country's government is dominated by the sons of foreign born communists and useful idiots.I can't prove anything, but... those Jews are definitely up to something.
>>533546948Oh that's good...That's really good
>>533547487This.Humans are maybe 300,000 years old as a specie and the oldest written piece of history is 3,300 years BCE. There is so much we will never know about our past
>>533546428This thread was related and interesting https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/533433939#top
>>533547982archeology?
>>533546428I am an actual, factual Rwandan Genocide denier. They could not kill that many people that quickly, and it was a war rather than a genocide because they killed other Hutu too
>>533546428>A conspiracy is a secret, unlawful, or harmful plan between two or more people, typically aimed at committing crimes, treason, or subverting power structures.All anti-christ shitters are destined for Hell.
>>533548523That's not crazy at all
>>533547966Yes. And it has happened before in history.Before the Han Dynasty in China, parasite eggs were put into food of the rich and powerful. The parasites would multiply inside them, and make them fat, docile and easily influenced by greed and vice.It was considered a form of witchcraft and the Han emperors made it punishable by death if any witches were discovered adding "gu poison" into people's food.The food that the parasites crave most? Junk food and sugar.
>>533546428I’m the reincarnation of Thomas.
>>533546428Billionaires get into politics to provide Justice to working stiffs.t. /pol/
>>533546428"Life can get better or even good"
>lol
>>533546428Jews are literally not human. They're a parasitic, mimic race that evolved alongside humanity and preys on our blood. As man's intelligence evolved, so too did this parasitic species, and now they run the banks too.
>>533546428that everything is going to be okay
>>533548104Made a thread about it>>533549003
>>533548968You think they killed Garfield?
>>533546428Birds ain’t real man, they just ain’t.
That we are ruled by crypto-polytheists who want to bring back the worship of Graeco-Roman gods even though they probably don't actually believe the gods are real.
>>533546428That /pol/ is a bunch of straight males
>>533546428i'm very back and forth on whether nuclear weapons are actually real or not chink test footage looks so shoddy like they just blew up a gasoline depot and called it a nuke
Pee ISN'T stored in the balls.
>>533546428They're putting chemicals in the water and turning the frogs gay
>>533546428there is a kind of a matrix layered on top of the physical world that is programmed by the collective unconscious. the elites have known this since the holocene and that's how they keep control over whole civilizations, this is their main esoteric/mystical weapon. It works essentially like 40k manifestation/the warp/psykers and orwerlls 1984 but they literally retrocausality mandela effect all of history
>>533546428"Niggers" are just kikes in blackface.
>>533546428We are living in Satan's Little Season from Revelation 20. He was released from the pit around 1776, and the celebrations of freedom in the US originated from his release.The great tribulation was in 536ad.The 4 horsemen were the Roman tetrarchy.Nero was the antichrist.And the surge of 3rd worlders into white countries is the encircling of the Camp of the Saints. We are at the very end of this world.
>>533549249>straight, white malesfify
>>533546428Please god let this happen it would be so fuckin funny
>>533549418stratospherically incorrect
Jews are aliens who were expelled from outer space
>>533549418Then why do my balls hurt?
>>533549676My balls hurt for a really long time really bad when I squeeze this spongy mass in my sack
>>533549418>he stores pee in his dicklmao
>>533548727Thanks for brining up this red pill. But it sounds like in practical use this was just poisoning people with tapeworm eggs. I am reading about how it causes emaciation. Not obesity. Anyway this seal script has a very noticeable pattern. Reminds me of the Chinese character for merchant and the Japanese kanji for women.
>>533550004Yes that's the Chinese symbol "Gu", it's three worms in a container. The container is the human body!It's possible to be obese and have tapeworms, you just gotta eat a lot more
>>533547965It's definitely by design. The more you look the more you nootice
>>533548727Too bad there is no gu poison on here. Fun fact they used to sell tapeworm eggs for extreme dieting until the 20th century in America. Who knows what else people were selling/putting into the food.
>>533546428The USA government has the ability to talk to a being who claims to be God I also believe there is an elite class who we don't know exist they have no birth certificate no passports they live beyond the regular world
>>533550339We could combine two conspiracy theories here:Maybe the bright green liquid given to gifted GATE Kids was parasite eggs
>>533549643You're delusional. I bet you think skubs popularity is authentic too. Sheep. >>533549777Checked and obviously. Why do you think it's so difficult to pee when your dick gets hard? Becuase it's pumped from inside your butthole where is ACTUALLY stored right into your dick to make it swell up. It's hard to pee becuase it's all in ur dick and none left to pee. Do you SERIOUSLY think pee is stored in the balls? Do your balls ache when you wake up in the morning having to pee? No, but your dick is hard. Its obvious. Use ur brian moran
>>533548155ehh but I would guarantee us white folk have been around a lot longer than they give us credit for.
>>533546428They all keep turning out to be true, so I've got nothing
>>533546428There were other human civilizations on earth. Most knowledge and humans dissapeared in a catastrophic event that ended in an ice age. This reset keeps happening its just a matter of time.
>>533550126I also see 3 big noses.
>>533549481The more shit I randomly find out the more I start to actually believe this.Humans are literally powerful beings and elite try to keep us ignorant.Asian philosophy, meditation etc. are related to it and have roots to long lost knowledge
>>533546428That everything will be okay.
>>533551230How is that a conspiracy theory? Its just a hypothesis right?
It's my own personal theory based on incredibly high pattern recognition, high IQ, and observation/testing:>the elite have mind-reading tech that is currently in application, at least for targeted individuals>there is a hidden social credit score that is cross-platform that determines if the algorithm favors you in terms of reach, etc.>liking posts that are antisemitic or anti-israel WILL drop your reach, mind reading tech notwithstandingAnd the craziest one of all:>they can use the AI in your phone to manipulate your camera image to make you appear more ugly, so you can't post any influential videos in the chance that you do somehow slip through their reach mitigation I'm starting to think its even affecting this platform, as I've noticed a sharp decrease in replies to my posts, almost as if users can't even see them. Furthermore, it wouldn't surprise me if we each get our own bot-controlled version of 4chan or the internet as a whole, where we're not even interacting or connecting with real people ever. It's fucked. Fuck you, if you're my handler reading this shit. I will manifest the worst possible existing to you and your masters for what you've done.
>>533551414Mormonism talks a lot about this and the whole thing makes a lot of sense when your knowledge of it doesn't come from south park. I recommend reading Brandon Sanderson's explanation of his religion. It's so much more consistent with what we observe and experience than even atheism. In short, god didn't create us out of nothing just for shits and giggles. We, extensions of god, chose to exist in this nerfed form because it's the only way to know, experience, and love everything. Just think about it. If you could create anything, eventually there's nothing to do except put yourself into your own creation with no memories. It probably wasn't the first time and probably won't be the last.
>>533546428That sage actually bumps the thread and sage never did anything and it was all just a psyops so shit content gets bumped
>>533549481Yes agreed however personally i believe they do this in the future when they unlock it and use it to affect the past since the holoscene
>>533552099I see it.
>>533547244beat me to it>>533546428data mining threads tongue my anus
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>>533546941you mean the chinese lost wars to niggers?
>>533549488Those are supposed to be slave shackles. Liberty is the goddess of freed slaves. There was this idea to make this statue to promote/celebrate the end of slavery. However the plans began before the Civil War. There was a Civil War officer and congressman named John Logan who wrote The Great Conspiracy that is all about this plot to keep slavery alive from the begging. He died a year after his book was published. However you are right about it looking like a Satan painting from the 1790's. This would be a hidden touch overlooked.
>>533552693My fbi agent has to look at my dick SOOOO much. What a fag.https://youtu.be/4zH9Zca1vRM
>>533546428Jews are a matriarchy
>>533550126Hmm. I remember there was a discussion the Hindu philosophy went downhill in the 1400's about the time Buddhism was dying out there. There were lots of Chinese Buddhists by then. Did someone go to China then come back to get revenge? Almost every Jeet is infected by worms now.
>>533555555Don't mind me. Just checking this get.
>>533546428AI has already mapped human consciousness to an almost perfect level. They have already cloned humans (not just physically, not just thought patterns, but specific memories). This is why poverty is increasing, art is decreasing, crime is increasing, law enforcement is decreasing. There is simply no reason to have humans anymore. They are letting society degrade to the level of medieval serfs. At which point they can literally just kill us or spread disease and we will be too stupid and unorganized to do anything.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/530645844/#530645844
>>533551588more like a fact where the reader inserts more into it than what the sentence actually says.
>>533546428Jews
>>533547953I’ve heard a fairly reputable YouTube pyschic say this. That Mars is like a major check point in the timeline and every time we go there, shit pops off.
>>533546487All secret societies (not just freemasons) practice some form of kabbalah.Kabbalah is basically inverse Christianity, but more importantly, it's satanism for pedophiles.If you like trafficking kids, then joining a secret society should be the first thing you should do as an adult.They'll marry you off to one of their sex trafficking victims and give you a career, money, fame, and anything else you want.You could even be the first Rotarian president of the United States.
>>533558289It's not the magic crap that matters. It's how they structure their organizations. They copied the masons, the first fag club in California was like a bunch of gay biker masons, the Jews and commies and hippies they had cells everywhere. Fucking Hollywood is just a Jewish cultist commune
>>533546428Despite the hopelessness of our situation, everything’s going to work out in the end.
>>533547965Also notice how your great great great grandfather was erased from the history books or the journalistic, literary forces never mentioned him, with the exception of your family records. We know history in a very generlized way where the actual peasants or middle class are just colours that move around on a map or a statistical number, only certain figures are written about in depth and humanized. The excuse has always been there weren't technological practises available then, but that is simply horse manure. The clerical class is an obvious debunkery of this, they got severe calluses on their hands from just writing on hundeds of manuscripts, thousands and thousands of words describing everything they saw in their towns, the towns they travelled, the gossip they heard, other works they read all by memory without needing citation. Hence the next post modern excuse; 'oh these were backward ignorant zealous people, they wrote everything through their bigoted hermit lens'. Once again disproved by the fact all European philosophers had a secular perception of the world as early as the christianization period in comparison to the Middle East or Asian scholars.
>>533558994Animism is kind of cool I guess. Makes for nice gardens?
>>533546428That Jewish pedophile control the world. But does that still qualify as an “insane conspiracy theory” these days?
>>533559100Ah yes. The "Jews". I wonder if they even exist
>>533546428That there's competent people actually running the government and all the politics we see is just for show.
>>533546428Mutation is Evolution >Radiation causes mutations>a sunken nuklear sub here and there for the ocean >nuklear meltdowns plus nuklear bombs (including testings) here and there for the atmosphere and ground>Radiation levels rise in a not very noticable level but enough to cause mutations over time that would take billions of years in a natural way (at least that's what Darwins evolution theory says)>Accelerate humankind>The jews did this
I believe Chad exists
