HAHAHAHAHAJonesbros not like this…
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>>533549534Who else would want it?
>>533549534Nuh uh
>>533550689God I hope Tim merges the new infowars with on Cinema. It would be the most funny shit.
>>533549534he would've wanted it this wayhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lGo7NfmD0d4
>>533549534The onion has been absolute trash for over a decade now, who cares.
>>533549534Imagine InfoWars hosted by Tim and Eric. That would be very funny for a bit.
>>533551197The best thing they ever made was that series of "Autistic Reporter" videos:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx5WJjXmuQI
>>533549534This seems like a waste of money.
>>533549534>Onion takes over InfowarsThat would have been the best idea ever in 2011
>>533549534The US regime does this shit, then they're like "oh, why are you cheering for Russia/China/Iran?!"
>>533551724>the US regimewut. The Onion is the US now?
>>533549534They couldn't even approach Alex js high form of comedy if they tried
is it actually going to be funny though? doubt it .
>Well well well, Mr. Jones. Consider yourself pwned. We control Infowars now. Don't worry, we'll take good care of it. You, on other hand... Gird your loins, sir, because the sultans of satire are going to mercilessly mock you and your crackpot conspiracies. And with your own intellectual property, no less! Although it might be too tall a task... given that the things you say are so preposterous, they are impossible to distinguish from satire in the first place!
>>533551607This deal was not made in the real world.
>>533552026>*loses a lot of money just to feel like they owned alex jones*Oh no, stop, don't do it, etc.
>>533549534I guess they will create tranny male vitality to celebrate tranny male coomer that founded the company.
>>533549534Who cares? People will just stop watching it and then they will go watch Alex Jones. It's literally nothing
>>533549534>We are giant fagsWow what an own
>>533549534TIM HEIDECKER IS TAKING OVER?hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA\its over for chuds, the master of satire is taking it over
>The frogs are gay? No sir, YOU are gay. Even though there's nothing wrong with being gay. We support LGBTQ youth and all of our guys, gals, and non-binary pals.
>>533551874Pretty sure it was bought by the Saudi who was Clinton's biggest donor.
>>533549534Didn't the onion already lie and say they bought inforwars almost a year ago? Sandy hook was a sloppy shitty glownigger false flag opp, much like the entirety of king coons reign was.
>>533549534Who the fuck is still reading the Onion
>>533552614they bought it and then Elon stopped it somehow but it eventually went through
>>533552565This is a dream
>>533552614>dude all those children who were brutally murdered were fake! Let’s go harass the grieving families!This is why people hate you idiots
>>533552383Tim HeiMOGGER has ALREADY absolutely BODIED Sam "Chudvicular" Hyde and now, going even farther in the Holy Anti-Bigot Crusade, Troublesome Tim has UTTERLY DEFENESTRATED The AMERIGAMMON Supreme King Lord Protector of the Super Male Vitality Ark of the BUCKMINSTERFULLERENE Covenant Alex "Prone Beneath Tim12inch HeiMANGLER'S feet" and WOKOISTICALLY marched right into Alex "Not in Italics" Jones' Castle and taken what's darn well his and totally bonked his plonker.
>>533549534Sandy Hook was handled strangely from a law enforcement standpoint
>>533549534>Tim Heidecker
>>533549534>Jewish network acquires assets after debanking it's opponents.
>>533552628That is the only source of unbiased news I can trust these days other than visiting /pol.
>>533551519lmfao never saw this before, man, remember when comedy didn't have to be politically correct, those days are dead and gone
https://youtu.be/xGcCV-WYGKU?si=HcEZUIO5p27K6nCg
>>533551197Occasionally one of their headlines gets a chuckle out of me. Them buying InfoWars and making the logo a rainbow is pretty on brand and kind of funny honestly
>>533553389oh anon come on now
>>533552214This, it's a pointless victory for these faggots
I genuinely don't know how many characters Tim has been playing his whole life. Him getting mad at Sam Hyde could have been a joke for all we know
>>533551519i really liked the supreme court report on guns + undercover reporters who blew up a plane midair.
>>533553547InfoWarsYES it was pretty gay already
>>533549534i guess it's kinda funny, but it seems like they blew a bunch of shekels to make a limited and dated joke
>>533549534Tim and company locked their twatter accounts, what are theses glownigger pawns afraid of, the truth?
>>533553766its going to become the new mainstream On Cinema and chuds will never recover from the endless parody of retarded chuds
so what's stopping alex from just making a new show with a different name and the same content?
>>533549534alex jones did nothing wrong, i dont get how they just stole his brand and money
>>533553929Jews
>>533553884He said he's going to and he's going to post his content on Twitter
>>533553873Really? As Jones himself annihilates his credibility with actual conservatives by repeating the coordinated narrative?
>>533552955>dude all those children who were brutally murdered were fake!Yes, correct. We should harass sloppy glownigger actors, yes.
>>533549534>The OnionHasn’t been funny since the early 2000s when it was still an all-Wisconsin publication. Turned to shit when it went national, never been good since.
>>533550900It would be cringe implosion.
>>533554030yeah, ok, that makes sense
>>533553929>told his 70IQ viewerbase to harass the grieving families of parents who lost their children to a lunatic shooter>”nothing wrong”
>>533553929He got a massive judgement against him and couldn't pay it so the settlement adjudication guy started selling off his assets which includes that brand. It wasn't sold for the maximum amount of money offered (iirc, that was from Musk) but the winners said they were okay with it, which then had to be argued in court again I think.At this point it's not done until it's actually done, and there's still a judge involved so it's not done yet.
>>533554442no he didn't. he cast doubts on a suspicious event. if you're not legally allowed to do that, in the land of free speech, doesn't that just invite future false flags (whether this was one or not) to also hide behind dead kids?
>>533549534>we ruined thing and made it lame and gayCool, nobody is gonna watch it.
>>533551440>Imagine InfoWars hosted by Tim and Eric. That would be very funny for a bit.How so? Those guys aren't funny.
>>533549534Sweet, the onion is my favorite satirical newspaper to read in this year of our Lord 1998. See the one about bionic Stephen Hawking? A true knee slapper.
>>533554442He didn't do that, silly. He did question if it was fake. Just like he's done with 9/11. Do you think it should be illegal to question that too? This isn't protecting anyone. Its just making "shut up" the law.
>>533554726i'll give it a chance for at least a few minutes but i have low expectations
>>533554442if he did that, then why is there no video that exists of it?
>>533555430>he said this>trust us>but its so horrible we can't show you
>>533554666>>533554775>dude he was just asking questions broCmon, he did a lot more than that. Showing up to people’s houses and screaming at them that they’re “crisis actors” while getting his fanbase to do the same is far different than what you’re sayingFuck him. Those families deserved to win the money for having to deal with troglodytes showing up at their house constantly
>>533555653The worst part was when he shat in some paper bags and lit them on fire and placed them in front of the doors of sandy hook victim parent then rang the doorbell and hid behind a bush and then when they came out and stomped on the bag of his shit to put out the fire he would throw a balloon filled with his piss at them.
>>533555765Why are you sucking the cock of Alex jones so much ITT?
>>533555800I'm not, I'm saying it was a shitty thing he did that and then told his audience to do it too.
>>533555653He never did that and that didn't happen. Can we not question 9/11 if some relative of a survivor says its an uncomfortable topic? (They actually wete literal actors who were in commercials btw)
>>533549534Kikes no longer need Alex Jones which means they have something big planned for us now. I heard a global famine is coming. They really want the population reduced. Kikes are always going to push for World Communism. Fortunately there will always be people willing to fight it!https://youtu.be/vgtHkyvJfpY
>>533551197Yeah, the onion was hilarious over 10 years ago. I guess they had to tone it down for normies
>>533551440infowars becoming owned by a bunch of jewish pedophiles is kinda poetic
>>533549534https://www.infowars.com/posts/the-onion-lies-to-internet-again-falsely-claims-control-over-infowars
>>533553710That logo was peak InfoWars.
>>533549534How will he react to this information?
>>533556212Tim should hire him onto the show where he will play a parody of a right winger as long as he renounces his far right beliefs
>>533549534and alex jones picks a new name and they wasted moneywho the fuck caressand hook was a hoaxisrael killing kids is not
>>533552955Fuck off glownigger retard. So sick of everything being fake and gay and then you fucking morons concerntrolling. Kike tactics.
>>533551874Yeah, an activist judge sentenced him to pay a billion dollars plus a bunch of restrictions because he showed the Sandy Hook victims' parents smiling during their press conferences."The U.S. Regime" does include appointed judges and DAs, the judicial branch of the government, you fucking retarded abbo.
