Yeah I've been here since 2023, back when Biden was still President.
>>533552179I was here when the left made Pepe the frog a hate symbol and right wing views were censored everywhere but here.
>>533552179no.been here since 2006, still a newfag.
>>533552179Datamining thread. Fuck off Eglin
>>533552179Fuck off newfag don't post until you have lurked 4 years.
99% of posters who try to claim some sort of oldfag cred are redditards who didn't hear about 4chan until 2014
>>533552179Yeah just like… click on my 4chan account name and look at the join date nigger. Newfags can’t never find it after all these years..
>>533552179this captcha makes me feel old and it's like a purge of oldfags because they know we'll never get a pass, because you lost janny
>>533552179Fucked Company Kiwi's Astroglide image board June 2001. Picrel is Spanky (500lbs = 1 Saville unit) AKA Amish Script Kiddie at Chicago summer FC meetup. In 2003 as FC started to fall off in quality content increasingly there were links to 4Chan/R/, /B/ etc. and then /pol/ and /gif/
>>533552179When I was in highschool everyone would come watch us play quarters at lunch and I still have scars on my knuckles
>>533554083Nikon Coolpix 990. I had one of those back in the day.
>>533552179I watched The Snorks as a kid.I played The Atari.I looked at scrambled porn on the TV.I can read cursive.
>>533554238Holy shit, I forgot about Quarters
>>533552179the game
>>533554083Based dot poster. FC had anonposting before 4chan did.
>>533554340Kek the scars won't let me forget. Good times.
>>533554315My first telephone I used was a rotary phone. On a party line. I still remember the distinct triple ring count that meant the call was ours.
On /b/ we used to make threads about abusing the adsense from blogspot. Also rekt threads dominated it, not porn, I mean porn was always a thing on /b/ but it didnt dominate it, there was always many different threads going on... I havent been back to /b/ since I dont even know when. Ive been browsing this site since '08
>>533552179No but I remember partaking in the raids on gaia and habo. Spaming the fuck out of chatterbox with niggers, gore, hilters. Standing proud with the lads. Wish I had that pc still.
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>>533552179DO THE IMPOSSIBLESEE THE INVISIBLEROW ROWFITE THE POWA
I posted the hentai versions of where's Waldo on 7chan.
No one used "An Hero" anymore. I've been around since the launch, leave for awhile, then come back like an abused wife.
>>533552179
hdhJH hGHU. FY78™;={9 jHFFHN GCFiO °-+_hgfeutkg>t. Micheal J. Fox
>>533554554We went into club penguin and gave people daily dose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W59Xt_KH2CI
>>533552179No
>>533554512>AboutA thread was lucky to survive 2 hours. If it was interesting. Now the most bullshit threads can be up for days... I just come here to mourn at the digital tomb this place has become.
Sigorney Weaver is a candy ass roody poo
>>533552179Still can't do a triforce
>>533552179Can't corner the Dorner
>>533554445what's the point of posting candl
>>533552179I was in the thread when that guy strangled that mom and posted the pictures on /b/
I can triforce
>>533552179I'm a 2027 oldfag. I've been here for -1 years.
I'm a newfag thoughAlso digits for sharpi3 in p00per
>>533552179I was introduced to 4chan circa 2004 by a guy named Archeoptryx on Gamespy's Forumplanet who had a link in his signature, and an avatar that switched from Kreator's Pleasure to Kill to Becky from Pani Poni Dash
>>533555168I'm going to get here in 2029, I hear it's best to come during summer. Can't wait to meme you!
>>533554445bro what the fu
>>533552179No, I am an OG Summerfag (2011)
>>533552179>I wanna be a cool kidWho even cares about being an oldfag?All the oldfag stuff is considered spam now anyways.
There’s a 50% chance you will pick a gold ball…
>>533552179its in his asshole
>>533554083Amazing, you lifer
>>533552179I am 42 years old and I suck a dick better than the rest. I love other men's ball bags!I am the best old fag you could ever know.
>>533552179the president has been kidnapped by niggersare you a bad enough klansman to rescue the president
Hillary lost
OP is a faggott
>>533554512Honestly I mostly lurked /b/ because of the porn but only on Fridays.
>>533552179Lurk moar you fucking monkey
OP is a roody poo candy ass
>>533552179i was there when they tried the flim flam. i watched kids nuke their xbones for le toucans. i watched them try to corner the dorner. i saw a bisexual happa ruin the american empire. this is my first ever post on 4chan. lurk moar newfags. all jews have permission to data mine my posts and download my brain to help the subvert this shitty board
>>533555619Fridays on /b/:>Meet horny college chicks in your areaNot that I ever actually met up with any of them
>>533552179I'm an oldfag, I've been here all summer
>>533556998Furry Fridays
>>533552179Only if you want me to turn you into a door
>>533556832Diabeeto?
>>533552179ITTY BITTY BABY
>>533552179I've been around since 2018, before the covid era.
15:36
>/pol/ so full of newfags the thread is people mistakenly trying to prove themselves to be oldoldfagsJesus.
sure. i can show you hair dye. you know for the grey. and then there's make up that i never used to wear but now apply it with a trowel to fill in the wrinkles. i've started dressing differently too. and my tits are saggin'. when will this torture endwhy am i not a pretty girl anymore
Haha desu desu cockmongler meganigga shoopdawhoop xdd
>>533557837Dial is so good, I use that to wash my dishes. Gets every bacteria particle washed away, and doesn’t leave those gross streaks and soapscums that other department brand soaps do.
>>533557774this guy gets it
>pic related>meIm the oldest fag
>>533554373Fuck you.
no
>>533552179Girugamesh.
>>533558121A giruga is actually describing something. Thats not just a random word you fucking idiot. God you’re so fucking stupid I feel like I could club your friend in the head and you’d eat him
I remember the howling wolf flash that forced the mods to apply a limit on /f/. Fuck I miss /f/.
I'm too old for this shit
>>533558231See ya later!
Not really. I used to bitch at people to read laws and bills back on /n/ and /news/ but I gave up on you retards doing anything but parroting whatever you're told a long time ago. I also used to post collections of studies related to estrogens that are recycled into our food and water, but i don't think that even one of you idiots ever actually looked at them. A bunch of other things maybe, especially from some other boards but there's no use in connecting what are probably a bunch of separate profiles at the moment. It's honestly a pretty stupid idea to provide any kind of genuine information about yourself in any way here at all. Even the little bit of my history that I mentioned is a bad idea, but I don't really care since I've consistently told the people who spammed you retards into submission exactly how stupid they are and why, and they're either going to drone me or not no mater what I post at this point. Anybody else would probably view me positively for resisting the propaganda that has captured this site.
I know the sound of dial up internet?
>>533552179there used to be an email field in the post form and the first time i posted on this site as a dumb kid i put an actual email there
>>533552179The invasion of Tuvalu was about a decade ago, thats how old we are now.
>>533558359Dude that’s another joke that means stuff. Lucifer made all these memes. His humor is to try to trick people into repeating things that they don’t know the meaning of. Yeah he actually was the one posting hole guy memes, he posted so many of them dude. Thats like so fucking crazy that’s what angels do here.
>>533557837at least use the right picture
There's over 9000 replies in this thread.I'm charging my laser.
>>533552179I was born in 2001 so I was a child during the oldfag days
row row fight the powah
I'm a newfag. Only here since 2008.
>>533552179Porn in the woods.A rite of passage that doesn't exist anymore.Used to be a thing we would go find as kids.
>>533558636Dude these aren’t even jokes it’s just stupid shit that lucifer repeatedly posted to make it seem popular. Youre so stupid dude the entire “humor” is in the fact that it was repeated. Its so fucking low quality in unbelievable, he would seriously (and still does do this) write a meme quota and repeatedly post it himself for months. Just to make 4chan seem like it had this crazy weird culture.
>>533558636Laser anon is in prison for the rest of his life for killing 2 Eskimos. And get this, he killed them with guns, not laser. He was such a LARPing faggot
>>533558731We used to go to the recycling center, dig in the bins, and then do "sperm check" with rubber gloves to separate our soiled treasures.
Does anyone remember that one anon that used to cook up a batch of sausages and hand them out to the public?Simpler times, baby. Simpler times. If you're out there sausage anon, throw a few franks my way bud. Godspeed.
>>533558804Chitwood remains undefeated.
>>533552179I think back in the day at least in /pol/ terms the tumbler war was kinda funny.One cat lady said "get them off of me." when some defilers commented on her profile.
/pol/ is a Misato board
>>533558901I miss the old raid days. The Scientology stuff was obviously the biggest, but there were so many fun times fucking with people back in the day. Now it's all Israeli psyop and boring faggots and Pajeets.
Old enough to remember this faggots story..
>>533558975It was, once we (a german bodybuilding forum) back in like 2008 raided a dollfucker forum, was absolutely hilarious, until someone ratted us out.
i remember summer
>>533558975Jeet means victory. So yes, Indians are winning!
>>533558647I was born in 2008 so I was a child during the r/thedonald influx.
>>533552179I know that newfag is like 2009 or something. Anyone that came after 2013 is cancer.
>>533559091Jeet means shit colored cockroach. I don't give a singular shit what it means in some monkey language, nor does anyone else. Kill yourself.
>>533559083>the last thing you see before being decimated by firebolt, magic missle or chromium orb
>>533554445Candlejack? Man that's a meme I haven't seen in a lo
I'm a not a firin... Ma... Lazee... Nigger employees. tho I totally should. Damnit.
>>533552179I am protected
>>533552179WWG1WGAWe're saving Israel for last. Two more weeks. Gowdy will jail Hillary. Patriots Are Now In Control. God Emperor Trump will drain the swamp, Trust The Plan, 12D chess, Trust Sessions.
I was born in 1982.
>>533552179THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>ishygddt
>so many retards ITT failing for a datamining thread in order for discord trannies, reddit tourists and glowies to be able to claim that they are expats in order to partake in revisionismThe silver lining is that not a single "proof" in this thread can't be found in Encyclopedia Dramatica.Bunch of idiots lmao
>>533554238AyyyyyyWhat was that like 98? 99? We played until they tried to ban it coz all dem kidz knuckles iz bleeedin
>>533552179That's the best part. You can't. Any idiot can spout off memes pretending like they were the class of '09.>Be this fucking old man>Have a personal distaste for jakking or whatever kids these days are into>Wonder if 4chan used to be retarded too
>>533559440Glowniggers are so braindead lol
>>533552179PuddiPuddiPuddi
>>533554512I was the /b/tard who regularly made Wikiraep threads before that retarded website had auto-ban features. You could fuck up articles for almost any celebrity or historical event and it would gun unnoticed for days.
i was in pickwick's jenkem thread on &TOTSE
>>533552179I know about the Waldos
>>533559444>98? 99?Nigger we were doing this in the late 2000s. Along with random sack taps and pantsing.
>>533554512Im a ylyl and caturday lurker, the gore was a bonus
>>533559091Jeet comes from Jita and can also mean defeated.
>>533559496The funniest shit is that I have my own litmus test to see if someone is an oldfag. I'm not going to get into details because this is obviously a datamining thread but it consists in a meme that was spammed in 2005 and is so esoteric that you won't find results unless you search for that specific name/post.Every time some retard comes to 4chan and tries to do revisionism, mostly in blue boards, such as>4chan has always been counter culture and before the counter culture was being leftist!>4chan was never racist, we hated racism!>chanology proves 4chan always hated religion!>4chan was pro Obama!>I no longer come here because tourists have turned this into Stormfront 2.0I do my litmus testAnd these retards have never been able to pass this test. The only time another anon knew the answer, he wasn't even the revisionist, he was an actual oldfag who knew the answer and was intelligent enough to only hint towards it in order to keep the litmus test alive.
Hands Free Fapping
>>533559754Oh yeah I'm not an oldfag then. I'm a pleb
>>533559477https://yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com/
>>533559765>it's a jackpot thread>again
>>533552179Gigs Nigga has escaped! Only quads can stop him
>>533559922 (checked)>quaddubsI kneel giganigga
>>533559142If you came here after 2015, even cancer is too good for you If you came here after 2019, you're untouchable
I remember the NZ project chanology meetup
>>533552179>poastin in a dataminin thread!2010 cancer that killed /b/. TROLOLOLOLO
>>533560460You fucker
>>533552179I raised four generation of garloids since I joined.
Manual breathing
Newfags can't niggerforce> nigger>nigger nigger
▴▴ ▴
I remember joining when 4chan was celebrating I think it's 4th birthday. I was 17, and looking for this specific picture.it all went downhill from there.
>>533559754Stop being so paranoid, paco.
>>533554445go charter a bus
>>533552179DON'T MESS WITH FOOTBALL.DON'T MESS WITH FOOTBALL.DON'T MESS WITH FOOTBALL.DON'T MESS WITH FOOTBALL.
>>533558768Every post that isn't you is me.>>533558804That's pretty nuts, I only come on here once in awhile so I don't keep up.
>>533560781Stop being so oblivious. In less than a week 4chan will be plagued with retards using every single meme in this thread to claim they are oldfags and partake in revisionism.Happens from time to time.
>>533561290u mad bro?
>>533552179saved Oct 2007 what do I winalso I was 16
>>533561473keeek good shit.
>>533552462same, at least iam not a virgin anymore. This make me top 1% of the board.
>>533552179Newfag here. Member that time we beat Ashton Kutcher to a million followers on twitter?
>>533562006is dis the austrian guy who had basement slaves? I member this memoryhole.
>>533552179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4eEGeqC-8Mniggas dont even know how pwoerful /v/ used to be.
>>533559754>>4chan was pro Obama!
>>533552179I really regret not buying a 4chan Gold Pass!All those great memes I never got to see...
>>533554340Man, what a great way to get hep c
>>533559444Kek ya... The janitor would always bitch because there would be blood splashes everywhere on the table and he wasn't allowed to use normal cleaner it had to be bleach. Old Conroy would have to walk all the way back up to the second floor and yell at my girlfriend for ripping lines of Ritalin off the radiators in the hall
>>533552462>2006Lurkmoar newfaggot
>>533562412We didn't used to be afraid of letters. Condoms were literally for fags. You would say I don't have a condom and girls would say who cares I'm on the pill.
>>533554373Damn fuck you
Was here before 4chan appeared in google results
>>533558361Imagine exposing yourself as a leddit MIGAfag like this. That's tough.
>>533558804Damn, that's unfortunate.
>>533562590go back in the kitchen and make me a sammy.
>>533554477Don't want to doxx myself but my phone number as a kid was 829-M and you had to talk to the operator (and she would listen into every single conversation)
Prove above all influence.
>>533552179Nigger fuck you telling me to prove anything post your hand with timestamp first monkey
>>533554855Ron Paul /b/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SRu_anT0PU
I was a solider against scientology several decades ago when I first started lurking here.(I was in jr high lmao)
Luvvvv /b/oxxxy
))))Nobody(((( makes it out alive.
I did one of these panels. Fuck if I can remember which one though
>>533552179You dun goofed.
>>533558508Remember those AOL drink coasters they used to give out everywhere? Good times.
>>533552462tpbp
>>533554238>tfw you go up against that one psychopath kid who sharpened his quarter
>>533554445All these newfags doing the Candlejack meme wrong. You have to say his name bef
only like a few months probably
Newfags can't triforce. >Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.Mods are newfags
This AI price gouging is out of control. Can dell jack up prices any hig
>>533561473
>>533552179im a summerfag which compared to the current tourists makes me at least cancer
>>533552179Jannies tongue my anus.
>>533552179Not proving you shit. When people have nothing to back them up, they pull old fag card, thinking it renders merit instead of shame and second hand embarrasment.
>>533554445Candlejack is my favorite go to old meme "I'm gonna need mo
>>533552179There once was a godess of cats.
>>533552179when I first came here I was fit and healthy and now I've got arthritis and medication for blood pressure, it's been a while.
Do you have Battletoads? Pool's closed due to AIDS. Consequences will never be the same.
>>533552496Oh yeah that's actually my bad because they tried to derail a thread that i was posting in. They attempted to make me look like a poser and it fucking flopped so hard people just started shitting on them. my bad ill be sure to be less popular next time.
>>533554445Fucking scru
I’M GAY AND FAT
oldfag hereI've been her all summer
>>533552179Shove your datamining thread up your ass, Karp.
>>533558471rant-braggingcutewe know you're a good boi
>>533559922Fucking Quad Duhbs I yield GiggerNigger3000
I always used to see this face when searching for catgirls .. found out she was nicknamed "Cracky-Chan" so I came here in 2010... but now I can't leave
>>533552179I'm a 2009 sufferfag stillneed to lurk more
I'm a 14 year old male wearing my sisters panties.
>>533552179Im usually just here in the summertime.
