I want to have sex with an fbi agent (attractive female) that's monitoring 4chanhave sex with me glowie
Get outa here kid youre too young for me
>>533562358>Post wall roastieHide tits
>>533562303gay
>>533562303>female
You know under j Edgar Hoover's FBI there was a witness to a mafia murder that was like 12 and he survived another hit and Jake Edgar got him hooked on meth and gave him to Liberace as a live in sex slave.What do you think it's like under k$h if the last notorious self feminizing faggot did that?Keep in mind they were both owned by chabad basically only difference is that Liberace is dead.>You're going into a cage for macron. For Brigitte.
>>533562303See you in Valhalla, lil bro. Don't forget Valhalla is literally a bloody orgy. But did you know it's a bloody gay nonconsensual orgy?Berserk mode majestic-12 glues you in a fursuit and yiff until they hear a death rattle Down at white sands missile base
>>533562303You are not important enough for them to send attractive glowniggers to you as a honeypot
>>533563723Speak for yourself.Sometimes it's not you but something you happen to have or have control over at the time. OP obviously doesn't know shit about feds because the fbi is gay.
>>533562303If you can do 10 hanging sit ups while maintaining an raging erection you have a deal and pics or didn't happen.
>>533564201but why is that skill relevant
>>533562303Enjoy your chonga
>>533562303Would love to, however, ah, it seems you have a memeflag on, so I can't really tell your asl. Maybe we should take this conversation elsewhere? Maybe Session/TG/Discord? Drop your socials, and we'll talk some more cutie pie.
>>533564391Not up for the challenge? Too bad.
>>533564595cant you just tell my location as a glowie?also i meant biological female
imagine trying to fuck a fed only to get blackmailed into becoming a mob sex slave for closet cases
>>533562685How many of them got fucked?
>>533562303He'll start out trying to have sex with some Englin operative and then he'll be blackmailed into running Child porn/Classified Gangstalking intel.Oh you'll probably get to fuck someone after a few months of that.Then you'll regret having sex with a prostitute later in life.
>>533565513so obviously my advice to you is unless you want to deal with shit like that you stay away from the glowies kiddo. Take it from a guy with Havana syndrome. stay the fuck out of homeless shelters to fren.
>>533564908Haha, you watch too many Hollywood movies and TV shows. Do you think any intelligence agency is some massive eye in the sky that instantly knows everything? Don't be silly. That would be like me assuming you know every flavor of Lays chip off the top of your head, or every video game produced by LJN studios. Like, I do have to sincerely apologize, but no, the image you have in your head, where you are automatically known and observed, is a coping mechanism on your end. It's the part of your mind reaching for validation and meaning and projecting a skill towards something that doesn't have that skill to say that you matter. The reality is, you really don't matter, and there's no one out there with that power of "Instant knowing" who you are by first glance or meeting. That's a relatively paranoid/schizoid way of living life, and it's quite sad. Tell me, what else do you like to think? That a certain group of people are controlling your life? That the reason you can't do anything is because of that group of people, and you want to do something about them? Again, it would be helpful if we had this discussion elsewhere, if you're a bit too shy to talk here, which I can understand. You're probably not sure on what to do when given attention by a girl, which is why I recommended offramping to somewhere a bit more private so you can be awkward in a safer space :3c
>>533565585Fuck this bitch just stop posting fren. You can't take this one fuckface. Go spoon feed some other kid full of Nightquill predator
>>533565872Whyever not? The OP has specifically requested this, who are you to step in and say "I don't consent?" Are you that fat girl who says "SHE'S NOT INTERESTED!" when someone else is clearly interested? Hahaha! You're adorable, but what makes you think your words or objection actually means anything? People are going to do things with or without your approval, and you are powerless to stop it. Shid, fard, and cry all about it fren, but there's nothing you can do to actually stop it. Want to do something about it? C'mon. Do something. Oh wait, you'll just Chudda me and nothingmaxx while calling it based and burdenpilled. Lol. Lmao.
>>533566085LA looks like iraq.Your kind has no power here just illusion.how are those wars in Venezuela Iran and India? lot of work huh. how many guys are watching this right now 2? 3? a dozen? that's a whole lot of man hours for what payoff?We don't have to do anything to beat the shit out of you and when we do your whole world melts around you. You are nothing but slaves and you'll be slaves the rest of your life.Your not worth our time. and when you are you melt into the ground. your not fooling anyone here. we know its fake and gay like your marriage like your relationships with your kids like the memories you have with your family.our power is beyond your comprehension you were shown as a warning and you ignored said warning. Your dreams your mind is beneath me
>>533567341like your brotherhood to your own your power is nothing but smoke and mirrors. And ours literally shapes the world.Just remember your the one playing make believe here. your the one defining the events and narrative around this box. And its a box you build unto my reaction. For the rest of your life. i literally shape your world your work environment your follow ups how you act what accents you have your leads your people of interests. take a moment you ponder your position here. and then take a moment to understand how much more control i have over the next 2 weeks of your life.
>>533566085You live in a prison.A prison i designed.that is your position.
SEX with elves.
>>533562303Female glowies are not real.
>>533567791Wait, I mean fairies.
>>533567791What does elf taste like?
>>533562303Not gonna happen but here's what you do. You buy some suspicious equipment and chemicals, but not everything you'd need to do something dangerous just some, and then open some equally suspicious pages about some of the chemistry involved in making something dangerous but crucially nothing explicit or step by step, just sometimes somewhat related to some element of the chemical reactions involved. Keep it nice and vauge. And then once every thing is purchased, set up, and the relevant pages open just sit there staring dead into the camera and keep jorking it. Bonus points if you source police uniform fetish content in dvd or vhs form with cash and without using the internet so they have to check what you're watching. Do this for weeks. Never anything too explicit in the research, never buying things you don't actually use even if you just pour it down the toilet, never touching the equipment beyond set up. Keep everything well within the realm of plausible deniability. Then you can at least take comfort in the fact that they HAVE to watch you beat your meat as a matter of national security.https://youtu.be/4zH9Zca1vRM
>>533568274Congratulations, your video submission passed the test with flying colors.Welcome to VALHALLA, bruder.Claim your waifuhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QP1pznODlSs
For those who didn't win here is your fed mommy backup prizeI'm kidding of course no idea who this is And none of you should be so lucky https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aEUYCnGYFFE
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>>533562303I want a job. For real, I have proven abilities but vanished from the radar because of a health crisis. My brain still works and I'm trying to level up the next gen ( I gots bills yo). Anyhow, give me a call. Please and thank you!
>>533563723Not true You see they run these strange analytics based off profiles and some people fall into this weird future prediction thing where they become high off their own supply of crunching future scenarios and deem individuals on 4chan of high importance They then send real people as well as advanced signals systems to watch you further than internet traffic it’s like a ladder where eventually you climb high enough on internet traffic to gain a profile then higher yet into real life Eventually you will be shoulder tapped, you will be followed and ghosted in places you frequent so they can do so.You might even try to be recruited into some scheme they have concocted that most likely entraps you, less likely you work for themThe FBI is like the baby dick tier of three letter agencies. Working for them is a joke you want to hold out for the real boss hogs. That is if you’re into that whole thing.Most hilariously is getting them to blow all this time just to realize you are a jackass troll, then you’re left wondering bigger questions. Mainly that is anyone intelligent involved.Supposedly this is how it works after reading a lot of random posts here over the years. Either that or these people are truly mentally ill but I think people really have had people show up to their home and tell them to knock it off.
>>533569509Go to the gym. Pass their physical. With flying colors. They will beg for you.
If they watch, they track. If they track there is a file of data. If that file connects to an established identity then wouldn't it be become an internal communication through a back channel? Think guerilla marketing but for a job to demonstrate current creative ability. The shit posting was just the flare to get attention but I assume you have that figured out. Thanks!
>>533562303They're all fat smelly Eglin spics the US government hires so they can have US citizenship.
>>533569752That's the thing; brain works but the nervous system and endocrine system is fucked. SSA says I still need to work. This is the way to run my flag up and get noticed. My IP easily traces to my work history. Thank you for understanding.
>>533570051Brownie points for a valuable find.
>>533569985You’re too dull and not insane enough There’s thousands of 4chan posters to pick from let’s say that’s a pool of possible winners How are you different and what skills do you have outside of fag posting on this website You need to get gudYou need to be elite, with a wide range of abilities, you need to be a polymath This requires leaving the internet and touching grass They need to be, dare I say it, afraid of you
They don't want to tell you this but all FBI agents look like Grace from Requiem
>>533570140Nah see you’re a gimp it’s over for you No way you can pass extreme physical hardshipsGet back to work sorry, and do be a good boy and don’t break any laws
>>533570275My last volunteer effort via sub. was solving a ballistic problem. 30 years precision machinist. Dozen more chapters. I stand out but here I'm total newfag.
>>533570494Doesn’t matter you’re in bad shape physically When is the last time you ran a couple miles and ahksually could hit a target with a pistolLol go read up on the job postings and see what people say about the jobIt’s a way of life not a job and the pay is badHow much do you value your life? What salary is worth potentially arresting armed criminals who could kill you>PROTIP: no salary is worth thatI’m just telling you because at one point I thought I would try to be an FBI agent then I saw how gay the job wasI mean lol Kash Patel is your boss nowImagine applying and getting in a decade ago and an Indian is your boss Embarrassing
>>533562303You only going to get ass-raped by a glowie here.
>>533564201>it's just that easyIf only I had known...
