>>533566284Bump
Those feet are made for BBC hotglue
Moldova would have a stronger economy.
>>53356628490% of Britain’s oil is located in Scottish waters, Anglos would starve and be engulfed and then cannibalised by the Paki Jeet and Nigerian hoardes
>>533566284Cute
>>533566284england loses access to free resources and clean water.
>>533566284England and Scotland are separate countries of the UK silly cunt.
>>533566284nah see u alr got da shit twisted das a bar question but u talkin bout england like scotland leavin dem specifically nah son dey dippin on da whole uk joint dat big fancy club dey been stuck in since 17th sumn like a bad marriage dey cant get out da bed on.so check it if dem scotts run it back on dat vote n say fuck it we outta here shit gone hit da fan real quick in like 6 different ways n i ain talkin sweet.>1. da bread situashun (dey tryna get dey own guap)dis da shit dat made dem pussy out back in 2014 str8 up.- da pound: aye dey ain keepin da queen face money like dat. dey gon hafta make up dey own shit call it a merk call it a haggis buck ion know. but fo a min dey jus gone use da real pound on da low cuz dey ain got no choice like how dem boys in panama run round w us dollars but ain got a seat at da table. sterlingisashun or wuteva da yt coats call it.- no back door man: see da bank of england ain gone b dey main squeeze no mo. so when shit get spooky n da banks like rbs start bleedin out dey couch change dey ain got nobody to call to print a bag n save da day. das why dem banks moved dey whole hq down to london soon as da last vote went south. dey seen da ghost fore it got in da room feel me?
>>533567525>2. da line (hardbody or soft touch?)dey gone b dey own whole ass country n england n dem otha folks gone b da "leftover uk." ain gone b nobody checkin yo id between glasgow n newcastle cuz of dat common travel area thang das older dan dirt. das solid.- but da product tho: here go da rub. if scotland slide back into dat eu clique (which dem snp cats b steady dreamin bout) n da rest of da uk still outside lookin in at da single market? dey gon have to check trucks.- wut dat mean: dat mean a truck full of dat good scotch tryna slide down to manchester gotta sit dere w paperwork n get da side eye. n since 60% of dey whole hustle is sellin sheeit to england das a whole lotta slow motion bread. das a headache u ain got no tylenol fo.>3. gettin back w europe (das a long ass bus ride)dey ain jus walkin back in da club w da vip stamp. dey gotta get in da back of da line n hope da bouncer let em in.- spain blockin shit: u betta watch dem boys in madrid. dey ain tryna let no breakaway spot get a easy pass cuz dey own backyard in catalonia been actin up. dey talkin sweet now sayin long as scotland dip out legal dey ain gone trip but best believe da whole process gone take a damn decade or mo.- schengen mess: dey might gotta join dat zone where passports ain a thang inside europe but dat would mean a hard stop at da english line n das da exact opposite of wut dey jus said up top. shit b a total clusterfuck of politics.
>>533567555>4. dem damn bombs (dat base up by da clyde)dis is da one dat make dem stiffs in london sweat thru dey suit jackets ain no joke.- faslane: all dem nuclear toys trident submarines dat make da uk feel big n bad? dey all parked up on da clyde rite outside glasgow.- da beef: da scottish govment policy b like "get dat shit up outta here. fast."- real talk: where da hell dey gone put it? dere ain no spot in england or wales deep enough to hide a sub like dat. so scotland gone hold dem nukes hostage like a pawn shop ticket. dey gone b like "yeah well move it... soon as yall cut us a check n take sum of dis damn debt off our neck.">5. da divorce papers (who owe wut?)- debt: dey gone get hit w like 8% of dat whole 2.7 trillion tab da uk run up. dat mean soon as dey touch da pavement as a new country dey credit score already in da toilet. dey debt-to-gdp gone look sick as hell so borrowin money gone cost em way mo.- oil money: dey gone say allat nord sea crude is deirs by law. n aye its a bag but it ain da bag it used to b back in da day. dat oil check ain fat enough to cover da free college n da free scripts dey b givin out. dey spend way mo dan dey pull in even w da oil.>6. dey whole swag gone changeda uk gone lose almost 1/3 of da dirt it stand on n a chunk of da folks.- da damn flag: da union jack gone b sum sad lookin red n yt x w no blue in da background. dey ain gone have st andrew flag up in dere no mo. das a whole rebrand on da passports da army jerseys errthang. shit gone look broke.- da crown: dey probably keep ol boy charles as da king of scots or wuteva ceremonial type shit like dey do in canada but he ain cuttin no checks or callin no shots up dere. das all window dressin.
>>533567575>straight no chaser: dey gone b up or down?rn? next 20 summers? dey gone b broke broke.look at da math. dey spend like 10 to 15% mo on dey pipo dan dey actually make in taxes. rn da rest of da uk picks up dat tab (das dat barnett formula drip). u cut dat off? scotland gotta tax da hell outta errbody n cut da services to da bone. pipo gone riot ova dey nhs wait times.way down da road? das a dice roll. if gettin back in da eu bring a whole new bag of folks n money n dey control dey own fish n wind dey might come up. but its a gamble dat could leave u livin in a carboard box if da dice come up snake eyes. feel me?
>>533567046scotland doesn't have a navy to protect their oil fieldsin addition, the oil/seabed/land is not Scotlands, it is the Crowns.in any hypothetical dissolution of the Union, the main question is about a Kingdom v Republic. people do not get into that argument because they do not want to bring up there would never be a Republic of UK, England or Scotland and this point negates any independence or separation argument.
>>533567525Thanks doc
>>533566284They'd all move over here like the Irish, they'd all move to the UK for work, and Scotland wold brag of having a massive GDP per capita because the UK and EU would use Aberdeen as a tax haven for companies
Snp policy has decimated the oil industry in Scotland, Aberdeen is crumbling into irrelevance as all the money dries up. Majority of snp base has the renewable energy/green frenzy but somehow claim the oil money will make us rich, pure fantasy and complete cognitive dissonance
>>533566284They’d rely on London even more.
>>533566284There would be a massive earthquake obviously. At least a 9.9...
>>533567046"Scottish waters" isn't a thing. It's something SNP-types have used as propaganda to get you to vote for them as a proxy to becoming an EU vassal. Aside from that, the left wing crazies in Scotland have no interest in making Scotland energy independent on prosperous in any way, it would just become more of a green-energy failed state mooching off EU handouts instead of English handouts, and it would receive mandatory quotas of shitskin migrants from the EU. Scotland doesn't really have much of a choice, there isn't a genuine right-wing movement there, for all its history of great engineering and ingenuity, Scotland has become a place full of scroungers, bums, losers, and whining socialists who want to do mundane work for inflated wages. The same is true of many people across the UK but the Scottish are the most loserish and pathetic socialists in this country.
>>533571113They would have to get a shipyard crane to remove my head from your face you little snivelling rat. Scotland's coastline and relevant waters belong to Scotland you absolute fud. As does the trillions ogf gallons of some of the cleanest drinking water in the world. Once we stopped the pipelines to Engerluund, you would gave to resort to drinking paki piss Nigel. and you would have a fucking choice in the matter. Prick.
>>533571382>>533571113You triggered him big time lmao
I'm Scottish. Scotland would go even further down the shitter.
>>533566284Nothing ever happens
>>533566284they would be scott free
It would be fuckedSNP clowns would blame the 'ingerlish' and demand gibs. Any Scots left with get up and go would get up and leave (to England)SNP clowns would blame the 'ingerlish' and demand gibs.
>>533573372Heh
>>533567046Which navy would they be taking control of that oil with? The problem with all these Scottish independence fantasies is that they rely on the rest of the UK, the more powerful side of any break-up negotiations, just giving Scotland everything they want.
