Did you even say >"thank you Ms Ursula!" ONCE?
>>533576480Life long mean 5 years faggot.
>>533576608doesn't matter if they're easily replaceable
>>533576480Want this shabbos white genocidal bitch to be immolated in lithium fire
>>533576480kek. i love how the world works. society can roll along for 10, 20, 30, even 50 or 100 years being abused by or suffering under some totally oppressive system that takes advantage of every person, thing, or idea, while only a very small few reap the benefits hand over fist. until a time when society rises up and says that's enough and comes up with a law, rule, or regulation that basically amounts to kids describing what they would wish for if they could have a superpower>i want better smartphones>with replaceable batteries>oh and long life batteries, definitely want that>oh and it has to be super easy to replace, no weird screws>and they need to be available in every store, no special distributors>oh i got one!, they cant be too big either!>oh heres a good one, make em universal. all batteries should fit all phones>and um maybe with custom colors and designs>and they cant break, and make sure they are always awesome and never suck and the best, and perfect and super cool and not fake or gay!it's like why dont we do this from the get go when a new product hits the streets?!
>>533576734Just buy a new battery and can keep mining lithium.
>>533576967Exactly, in a decentralised economy which the jEU is killing you'd have a decentralised tech industry with products like this anyway
Burger corpos and their programmed shabbos goys seething
>>533577002better than buying a whole new phone which is the current state.
>>533576480>Let's cheer on governments making decisions on behalf of companies.Nah, fuck her.
>>533577002>I'll keep finding things I don't like, being a total hypocrite about itOh so now mining lithium is bad. Don't forget to pay your 300 dollars in subscriptions this month, otherwise your entire life crumbles.
>>533577170Companies make decisions on behalf of governments so it seems fair
>>533576967I think the phone battery thing has merely been an issue for a decade or so, and it's only been a "solveable" issue for maybe a few years.Like we (the EU not any of us) actually did something because said companies were blatantly making their batteries worse over time instead of better on purpose, so they put a stop to it.It didn't matter the years beforehand where it was just people getting jewed out of a massive amount of money every year if they wanted a phone that could last 2 days on a charge, but now purposefully neutering their own technology might put said companies behind on the world stage, or something.Like the euro car industry, which has shitted itself, I expect that to get somewhat fixed soon.
>>533576608>Life long mean 5 years faggot.Yes - in this US it does.
>>533577257>companies were blatantly making their batteries worse over time instead of betterWhat sort of phones do you use? I've had cellphones since the mid 90s, typically get a new (to me) one every couple years, and I have found that there's always some improvements from one generation to the next.What sort of phone do you own now that you literally cannot find a replacement battery for?
>>533577170>Let's cheer on companies making consumer-hostile choicesNah, fuck you.
>>533576480They also spy on you to mark out dissent, Russian sympathizers, and draftability to die for Israel.
>>533577028indeed. the only argument against this, is BRAND new tech where any average user could never identify potential future problems so we ultimately have to accept the new product or tech at face value, because often times even the inventor or producer of said product has no idea what can and will go wrong. but we are well beyond that point. we are not experiencing a constant flow of ascended and transcended tech and devices entering into our daily lives. only the most ignorant rock or hole dwelling troglodyte would find the idea of a better battery mind blowing. tech is so basic these days (including genAI and LLMs) that our first question can simply be "can it break?" and if the answer is yes, we then say fuck off. but because are society is filled with npc consoomers we accept garbage products and then marvel at all the subsequent updates, patches, hotfixes
>>533576480>saves phones>saves video gamesAnd what does the US do? Ruins the economy to protect Israel.
>>533577055As expected They were bred to be like this. The perfect slave cattle
>>533577279They could just be more aggressive with requiring new hardware for the OS to push more phone sales anyway in response, like with W11. Oh, wait, that's exactly what they'll do in response.
>>533577577So it seems
>>533576480
>>533576967>>533577257>>533577449Cell phone batteries used to be simple to replace. Apple, and the iPhone kick started the kike scheme of not being able to easily replace them, and then other smartphone companies followed.
>>533576480sure, she and her unelected faggot friends make sure Europe cannot unite against it's true enemies in Tel Aviv and Washington but OOO REPLACABLE PHONE BATTERY
>>533577577Americans cannot comprehend the idea of a government that works for them and makes their life better with regulations.They all believe that they are forever one more tax break for billionaires away from utopia. Just one more deregulation and the invisible hand of the free market will make everything right.The notion of having agency or standing up for themselves is totally foreign.
>>533577600They can’t in the EU. 5 years of software updates is required.They have to update the software for the old hardware.
>>533577744This is the rare case of the EU doing something good. Irreplaceable batteries is just planned obsolescence and was never an issue before the apple kikes.
>>533577577The Jews always win. The USA wins because it stands with the Jews.
>>533576480Danke Fraulein
>>533577849>a government that works for you>take these 20 million nigerians or we cut off fundingLol
>>533576480>now that most are vaxxed and the surveillance nano-structures permeate all facets of society and natureHow convenient
>>533577849>The notion of having agency or standing up for themselves is totally foreign.Yeah, it's so much better when the government tells me what to do. Last I checked, it wasn't millionaires that had the power to have me arrested for not following the decisions they made for me.
>>533577744So if that's an important feature that people want, just buy one of the phones on the market that offers that.
>>533577885Apple is one of the largest corporate taxpayers in the U.S., paying billions annually. Apple devices are sold worldwide. The Jews make America great and wealthy as fuck.
Amerigolem cattle slaves think this is bad
>>533576480basedthanks to the EU bullshit I was able to find a iphone se 3rd gen for my parents, brand new, for $160.Thank you EU for forcing Apple to discontinue their products and allowing me to buy the last gen models on on the cheap.
>>533577849>the idea of a government that works for them and makes their life better with regulations.Saved.
>>533577239>now mining lithium is badYeah it's bad now and it always has bee you disingenuous weird faggot.
>>533576480kill yourself
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>>533576480Cue all the Amerimutt so-called right wingers seething about this.This is what actual conservative traditionalism looks like, not planned obsolescence throwaway capitalism.
>>533576480This is a GROSS violation on multibillion dollar company’s RIGHTS to ENSHITIFY their products and make them fail so consumers are forced to spend even more money on the company! How fucking dare Europe have consumer rights and employee rights! It should ONLY be corporate rights!
>>533576480Batteries are nice.But they really need to address the lack of SD slots, with all the memory scalping going on.
>>533577970This guy gets it.>>533578005>>533578071This will not hit the USA for half a decade, if ever.The phone has a fixed battery so he gov can turn your phone on to spy on you any time of day. It's a feature.
>>533578318>This will not hit the USA for half a decade, if ever.mmm, doubt it. Apple wont have two separate designs for EU and the rest of the world. That is way too expensive. It would just rollout like the USB C change most likely.
>>533578243>Laptops now all have like 1tb hard drives>Phones get less slots and still fill up their storage space instantlyI would guess that this is to encourage spending on cloud storage services, but actually nobody uses those.I wonder if there's a way to have something that automatically hooks up your phone camera to a detached more efficient form of storage like a laptop hard drive, so you could hypothetically take terrabytes of pictures without running out of space.
>>533577170If companies could do what ever they wanted, all food would be inedible, salaries would be paid in company store coupons only, half the world would be enslaved, companies would bill grieving families whenever a workplace accident happens, if they even bother putting a fire exist it’d have a service charge, etc.Corporations are regulated for very good reasons.
>>533576608Some chink manufacturer will come up with a battery that will last for 10 years with a 5 day battery life.
>>533578507>All food would be inedibleThey already are working on this pretty heavily, but doing it through regulations.You can't have a commercial farm in any city / suburb lots because they're afraid your little stand will draw so much traffic it'll destroy the city. They work through making up these regulations to destroy their competition, that now has to spend extra time and money marketing and selling instead of putting up a little farm stand.The number one weapon of corporations is regulations that hurt their competition.
>>533578401They'll have 1 design for the rest of the world and another for USA, as they're instructed to do so by DHS/ATF.Your phone WILL connect to the smoke alarms via Bluetooth, and it WILL inform authorities in real time on when you move throughout your house and it WILL record in real time for parallel construction cases and it WILL accept backdoor software through its Bluetooth connection to your smart wireless electric meter.
>>533576480oh cool now the mark of the beast device is more fixable. thanks eu!
>>533576480Long lasting batteries are nice but the actual problem are the forced software updates.The current phones are already strong enough and being forced to update to a new shittier software due to Apps/Websites not accepting old OSes is disgusting.Old iphones with iOS14 or below are still usable and yet they can't post here due to cloudflare.Bank apps, communication apps and Youtube are also unusable.
>>533578887It is not my responsibility to spend time with schizos. Kindly take your meds and go back to monitoring your gang stalkers, retard.
>>533577577usa must be destroyed
>>533578318So you're not going to just buy a phone with an old fashioned pull out battery now because you're waiting on a law that forces you to have no other choice?
>>533577948cope harder >There are significantly more Black people living in the United States than in Europe. As of 2024–2025 estimates, approximately 51.6 million Black people live in the USA, compared to an estimated 7 to 18 million in Europe
>>533578887How many weeks before all of that happens? What sort of phone do you use now?
I had a moto phone I really liked, but after a while the battery was fucked and it died so fast. So I was forced to buy a new phone instead of just buying a new battery to replace.
>>533578099But how does having more sustainable batteries equal more lithium mining? You do realize once the current shit phone batteries die you'll have to get a new phone with a new battery in any case you fucking muttoid retard 0iq, fat faggot, monkey bitchboy oxygen thief drooling in his own lap ass shitskin imbecile?
>>533578507if there were no regulations, people would have to actually think about the food they eat and get it from trusted sources, rather than just eating any shit at the grocery store.
>>533576480Cellphones are gay and people waste too much of their lives on them
>>533577983>Implying there's a meaningful distinction between industry and government in the US You're right, millionaires aren't shit, it's billionaires paying the government to regulate your life. Keep licking their boots though, I'm sure you'll be rewarded eventually, unlike all the lazy poor people around you.
>>533579722>if you just THINK hard enough you'll randomly come up with the discoveries that cost millions of dollars in researchretard. your "trusted" sources would still be using poisonous pesticides and there would be no way for you to know or prevent it.
>>533576608It says long-life not life-long you dyslexic retard
I think its good, but how will this affect flip smartphones?I dont wanna go back to brick
>>533576480>replaceable>long-lifepick oneWoman truly are retarded.
>>533580909Depends on how the regulation is imposed.If it demands no-assembly-required, then all phones are getting chunkier.I figure many vendors will get around this by just using smaller batteries. So all phones will probably be losing power-on time (some will gain by virtue of the battery cell being able to span the entire rear of the phone, where they used to compete with the mainboard). Flip phones are likely to be worse, since they can't stack the length of the phone.But there will be after market alternatives, and with iteration comes more elegant detachable solutions.But initially you will either be losing power-on time, have a thick 'wallet' of a lump, or both.
>>533576480they'll just make the batteries last much shorter so you constantly need to replace them
