Im surprised to learn that "Weird Al" Yankovic is not and has never been a Jew
Guess who else isn't jewish
>>533578546I not only live rent free, I pay negative rent aka I get paid here to collect my dues, pay up OP
He is just sicilian, GOY
But HE is
>>533578546He's really not all that weird when you get to know him either. Its mostly an act
We're in THAT timeline
when he decided to lose the stachethat was a game-changer.it shook the world.few will actually remember it,but some of us are out there.
>>533578546I was relieved.
>>533578546hey, it’s not too late
>>533578685As opposed to the celebrities who pretend to be normal and are weird in private
>>533578546We have the same hair.
>>533578596Get the fuck outta here. no way
>>533578950You lucky bastard.I have to shave now or I look like Ron Jeremy :(
>>533578546I actually liked UHF
>>533578681Nooo...
>>533578546>Im surprised to learn that "Weird Al" Yankovic is not and has never been a JewProof?
>>533578681delet
>>533579146Hes a proud pollock
>>533578546>>533579677This, a lot of the stereotypically “Jewish” names in America (anything ending in -ski, -stein, -owicz, -blatt, -berg) are just pretty standard Eastern European or German last names.
>>533578546Mandatory (Alyson Hannigan, the "One time, at band camp" girl is part jewish though).
>>533578546Shhh!He was blending in and was safe until now, you are blowing his cover!He is from a mormon family, no?
Tim Roth isn't either. He has a Jewish last name "in solidarity with Jews"
>>533578546Apparently this guy is Spanish.
>>533580799Trax is from Azerbaijan but claims to be Jewish to fit in with the New York jews he works with
I always liked Al and I always thought he was the one jew I liked.Now I can simply say there are none.
>>533578546>>533578596based
>>533580691>He has a Jewish last name "in solidarity with Jews"...why?
why would anyone think he's jewish?plenty of white people have curly hair and whatnot
>>533578596i can see why he got into superbad. seth rogan was probably like "oi veivinkis another membah of the tribe i sense a jew not so offense to put on the screen but still enough to flex our powah heheh" then he kept putting him in movies until he realized he isn't a jew and now he's fell off and doing doordash commercials and shit like that instead. the whole career path makes sense.
>>533579677I thought he was ethnically Serbian. Though I guess he's a Slav either way.
>>533581285His father hated Nazis. Their original family name was Smith.
>>533581285Probably because he was going into acting and he knew it would help to have a Jewish last name. Ostensibly his dad changed their family name to protest antisemetism
>>533578546He's a devoted Christian. >>533578685Weird Al was just a radio call sign
>>533579105>I actually liked UHFYou say that like you were surprised to like a movie that's known to be good?I only saw it once probably 20+ years ago but scenes and lines from it have been in my head ever since.
>>533578546you have no idea how relieved I was when I found out he was the correct race.Thanks OP I'm getting the dopamine of him somehow not being jewish all over again.
>>533581728The fact that you get to watch Weird Al rescue Kramer from Richie Aprile is mind-blowing. Not to mention Kevin McCarthy being absolute ham gold.
>>533581728UHF was panned by the critics and has had a rap as a "bad movie" for awhile.
>>533582061Caring what critics think is NPC shit. They are paid to promote.
>>533582121Yeah well you forget it came out in 1989 and people still listened to the critic Jew back then. It's only fairly recently that the movie's reputation has improved.
>>533578546jankovic is a common yugoslav surname. "yankowitz" is ashkenazic and comes from yankel.
UHF was pretty fucking bad.I rented it like 30 times.But it was still pretty fucking bad.I mean it's starring Weird Al and they wrote him as a straight man then had Kramer act like a retard for all the filler jokes.
>>533580601>>533578546>>533578596I'm putting together a team
>>533578546Well he is wholesome and married pinkie pie. Two things news hate.
>>533578681NOT DDL?????????? Say it ain't so!!
>>533578546fucking BASEDAlways loved that guy and his comedy.Anyone seen this movie? It's one of my favorites and one of the movies that can still make me laugh.
>>533583083BASED WEIRD AL MARRING PARTY PINK
>>533578596>Cera was born on June 7, 1988, in Brampton, Ontario. He is the son of Linda (née Cockman) and Luigi Cera, a technician. He is of Sicilian descent through his father.[2] wtf Michael Cera is a pajeet?
>>533579105It was never bad, it just got mogged by a bunch of huge movies released that summer. Batman, Indiana Jones and the last crusade, Ghostbusters 2, Honey, I shrunk the kids, etc.
>>533583307He's Texan actually.
>>533580601And guess what happened when (((the tribe))) found out he was a filthy goy, thats why his career tanked
>>533583307worse
>>533578546>a jew would never lieinteresting hypothesis
Why go after Weird Al? He's one of the most wholesome mainstream celebrities in American history. He's a truly kind and patient person who shows respect to everyone, even as he is making fun of them. Weird Al is a good person
>>533580799Looks like a turkroach or a sandnigger
My dad took me to see him in concert back when MTV played only music videos and we both had a great time.
>>533578546Yeah I know, I'm not even sure I believe it though I like the guy.
>>533578546NOR is he related to famous accordion artist Frankie Yankovic, which is even weirder.
>>533578546I know. Happy to hear it.
>>533578596Yeah this one is crazy, he actually plays a more jewy jew than any jewish actors can.
>>533578546Don't worry, /pol/ will find some way to shit on the guy when he dies
>>533583237It's been a long long time that I don't hardly even remember any of it but you gave me something to watch tonight.
>>533581497Jonah Hill changed his name to be less Jewish
>>533583421home of the wall
>>533583237
>>533578546>>533578596>>533578681WTF!!!
>>533581285>>533581497Yeah Whoopi Goldberg explained this once on Inside the Actors studio or something. She's changed her story since, probably because the truth would get her in trouble now, but originally she said she changed it because "Whoopi" would grab attention on casting sheets and Goldberg would make the casting directors think he was Jewish and more likely to call her.
>>533578546Cool, I'll always dig Weird Al.
>>533584362
>>533578546He even did a song making of jews and walked away in one piece, I was absolutely floored to find out he wasn't.
>>533579600live pagan reaction
>>533581728love the Dr. Demento cameo too
>>533586660the fire rises
Then how come he claims to be a rabbi?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usPkL2EQPYo
>>533587712>>533586660She went full trad
the brownoids that post here now have shit jewdar
>>533578546I knew his Dad, let's just say if you ever had a frank conversation with him you would know 100% he was not a jew.
>>533578681Are you sure? Just looked it up and Lewis is a Welsh surname and he claim to be firmly agnostic
>>533588872>Day-Lewis's mother was Jewish; her Ashkenazi Jewish ancestors were immigrants to England in the late 19th century, from Latvia and Poland.[10][11][12][13]
>>533588981Noooooooooo
>>533587917I thought he was Amish?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
>>533579677>>533581405His dad is croat-slovenian, like Tito-vić is a slavic suffix to indicate a diminutiveso you're your family's lil niggalike germanic -ling (duck, duck-ling)Jews who have the -witz suffix are also either slavic or lived in slavic areas.
Martin Shkreli is somehow not a Jew
Believe it or not but this guy is not jewish either.
>>533584225That was just for the goyim though. Normies don't have pattern recognition. His sister looks like him but jewier
>>533589729Bullshit
>>533578546Definition of kino
>>533578546Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Judaism is a mindset, not a race. Weird Al is a great guy, he does nothing jewish. Making satire of their music industry in a child-friendly manner.
>>533583237A childhood favorite of mine. I'll probably foist it on my own children at least one.I don't imagine Spatula City is a bit that's ever going to get very old.
>>533583307>Linda cockman
this thread has blown my mind. nothing makes sense anymore..
>>533578763it was the laser eye surgery that changed him from Weird Al to Creepy Al
Zachari LEVI is not a jew.
>>533578681>>533578744honorary white>>533580691inclined to give him a pass on this>>533589497extremely jewish
>>533578681Get the Fuck out of here!Seriously, need proof.
>>533583307
>>533578546You can tell hes not Jewish because his songs were light hearted and made for people of all ages with no perverse humor or overtly harsh language. If he was a jew it'd be filled with curses and sexual innuendo and anti catholic themes
>>533589568She's an Iranian traitor, she might as well be a kike considering her loyalties.
>>533578546And it gets better: he browses /pol/. He's one of us.
Shocked this guy wasn’t jewish
>>533578681>Amerilards can't believe that a Hollywood actor is a JewHahahahahaha
>>533591954looks like that schizo programmer dude
>>533583571Jews can't create though.
>>533578546>Im surprised to learn that "Weird Al" Yankovic is not and has never been a JewNot so surprising. His parodies are family-friendly and tend to avoid degeneracy. Half of them (when I was growing up) were about food, kek. If he were jewish he would've made "Eat It" about eating pussy or something. And he wouldn't have been successful, either
>>533593380I forgot his name but Google is sometimes based
>>533578546What's your favorite Weird Al Song? For me it's Albuquerque. I remember listening to it on repeat as a kid thinking it was the most hilarious song ever. Especially the >WHO IS IT?!?Part. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooI3u4uzEss
>>533580799His mom is a kike
>>533590588Hi Al,tits and timestamp please!Sincerly,a long time fan
>>533578631samuel "the red rocker" hagar looks more like mel brooks every year
>>533583691wdym go after? its good thing he isnt a kike
>>533580601He's the most Jewish looking non Jew.
>>533578546should have been obvious when he released pretty fly for a rabbi like 30 years ago. jews are incapable of making fun of judaism it goes against the talmud
>>533578546Naw, he's polish. My grandfather even listened to him with me back in the 80s. Was one of the few singers he'd let me put a tape of in the car when we drove anywhere. My grandfather was irish catholic and hated jews with a passion, so his anti jew sensors would've sniffed him out.
>>533578546he's musically jewish
>>533578546His cover songs are better than the artists.
>>533596117and by that i mean steals other peoples work and then tries to say it's just comedy when they sound like dogshit (like the beastie boys or bob dylan or zappa)
Monk comes from a Lebanese Christian family.
>>533596391thats close enough
>>533596175>zappaI'm surprised to learn that he was the son of a chemical war specialist, and that he hated the hippies
>>533596074-ovic ending are south slavs
>>533580492yes except the stein and berg..
>>533578546Shame his record company milked him so hard for so long he's basically given up ever making an album again. He's 66 so maybe he has time for one last one eventually but he really does seem to like doing one offs. Also, he somehow made having to be woke with "Albuquerque" during live concerts funny. He's just that good.
>>533596532Still checks out, since my grandfather married a Czech immigrant woman, my grandmother.
>>533581349Seth rogan is based and not zionist. He is a good joo.
Bruce Springsteen isn't either
>>533578596damn I need to recalibrate my jewdar ig
