>Government to propose electricity price changes in clean power pushhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c79jg43vd8no>Asian 'grooming gang exploited, trafficked, and raped teenage girls' in seaside town, court hearshttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15750107/Asian-grooming-gang-exploited-trafficked-raped-teenage-girls.html>UK unemployment rate falls as Rachel Reeves issued dire economg warning - 'Big hit'https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2196399/uk-unemployment-rate-falls-rachel>Starmer admits Mandelson fiasco ‘beggars belief’https://archive.ph/EnwNh>Mobile phones to be banned in schools in England under new planshttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/apr/20/mobile-phones-statutory-ban-schools-england-bill-amendment>Anti-Islam campaigner Valentina Gomez blocked from entering UK to speak at Tommy Robinson rallyhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/valentina-gomez-tommy-robinson-banned-uk-b2961156.html>Inside the sinister red paint attacks continuing to plague Londonhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/red-paint-attacks-brothel-graffiti-walthamstow-london-gangs-b1230044.html>Deadline day to register to vote in May 7 electionshttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-04-20/deadline-day-to-register-to-vote-in-may-7-elections
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https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/cronus/real or schizo ?
>he still has to bake every single thread or he gets upset sad
Lammy for Prime Minister! Free fried chicken, watermelon and Kool Aid for everyone.
>>533582409I'm in a particularly boring meeting.
>>533582276Now I understand why he said "the return of the sausages". It's all coming together!
Shabana Mahmood told “white liberal” hecklers to “fuck right off” after being accused at an on-stage event of copying the policies of Nigel Farage’s Reform UK.>The home secretary was barracked by a man who said he wanted to “personally thank you for out-Reforming Reform” during a live interview in central London on Monday. Two other audience members shouted “refugees welcome” as the man was removed by security.Speaking to the comedian Matt Forde, Mahmood said she would not be put “in her box” and accused the protesters of trying to “delegitimise” the “perfectly valid” concerns many people have with high levels of immigration.>The clash took place as Mahmood faces pressure from Labour MPs and cabinet colleagues to water down hardline plans for asylum and immigration.Mahmood told Forde’s Political Party podcast at the Duchess Theatre that claims she was chasing Reform votes were “just a way of delegitimising the point of view that I bring to the table”.>“It’s also a way of delegitimising the perfectly valid, legitimate views of millions of people in this country, including ethnic minorities in this country. And it’s not acceptable, right? And also, you’re trying to put me in a box, which includes a lot of people who think I don’t even belong in my own country.“That’s why I said this individual can just fuck right off, because I know I belong in my own country. You’re not going to be able to do that to me,” she said.>She said there was an aspect of racism to the claims. “I do think there is that element of it, which is: ‘How dare you, a brown woman, say a thing that we white liberals think you’re not allowed to say?’ Well I’m saying it.”https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/apr/21/shabana-mahmood-swears-at-hecklers-over-reform-uk-comments
>>533582621>“I do think there is that element of it, which is: ‘How dare you, a brown woman, say a thing that we white liberals think you’re not allowed to say?’ Well I’m saying it.”Surprisingly based. Remember that clip from last week of the BBC reporter interviewing that black guy in Swindon and he got shut down as soon as possible?
https://xcancel.com/Ricky4Reform/status/2046150421081628891#m>It’s an absolute honour to be standing for @reformparty_uk in the area I call home.2 weeks of canvassing it’d be overwhelmingly positive and the people of Littlehampton Town are done with the old way of doing things. @ReformDaily_ @patriots777888 @The_NewReformer
>>533582621OK>OKOK>OKOK>OKOK>OKOK
>>533582917
life sucks when you're under psychotronic attack by intergalactic (?) space pissers...or does it?
>>533582421If Starmer does step down then technically he will be PM if only for a short time.
What can Trump do that will just pour diesel on this? Something Trumpian
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/apr/21/half-man-review-richard-gadd-baby-reindeer-creator-bbc-iplayer-hbo-max-stanLooks like The Guardian have found the next "all men are vile" Really Important Drama to wank over for the next few months>All men need to watch this thing about how all men are violent closet gay homophobes who erupt in murderous rages every five minutes and secretly lust after their mates
>>533582961Do you want to taychyonated to the seventh order? Cos your making all the right moves.
>>533583106>Ruben sorts out Niall’s bullies, then assists in taking Niall’s virginity in a scene infused with what is becoming Gadd’s signature queasily heady mix of desire, coercion, tenderness and hateAh, it's just porn for women, understood
>>533583106>> all men are violent closet gay homophobes who erupt in murderous rages every five minutes and secretly lust after their matesLiterally me after half a shandy
>>533583106>Ruben sorts out Niall’s bullies, then assists in taking Niall’s virginity in a scene infused with what is becoming Gadd’s signature queasily heady mix of desire, coercion, tenderness and hate.No thanks.
>>533583113Reminder that the police are now spending £12k a year to house seizes shitbulls; i.e. more than the homeless.
>>533583157sneed
>Bangledeshi national Shah Rahman was one of four al-Qaeda-inspired extremists locked up in 2012 over the sick plot to bomb the capital>Released on license in 2017 and applied for asylum>Claim rejected but was granted restricted leave to remain>he could not be removed to Bangladesh because it would breach his rights under Article 3 of the Human Rights Convention which provides an absolute right of protection from torture or degrading treatment.>Married a Mauritian citizen in an Islamic ceremony in London in June 2019>she then applied for entry clearance to the UK, which was initially denied but granted after she applied a second time>But she has now been permanently excluded from Britain after Isis-related imagery was discovered on her phone at Heathrow in 2021>Despite the discovery, she was allowed to enter the UK and lived with Rahman until his arrest in 2022.>Rahman was recalled to prison in February 2022 and convicted for failing to notify probation of a mobile phone, email address, and bank account.>In 2023, then-Home Secretary Suella Braverman permanently excluded his wife Purbhoo from the UK and she has now been denied her right to appeal
>>533583400He has the credentials to join Reform be the next announced candidateNigel should sign him up immediately
>>533583643Yes lads Reform are unstoppable
>>533583389Line crossed m8
>>533583400>he could not be removed to Bangladesh because it would breach his rights under Article 3 of the Human Rights Convention which provides an absolute right of protection from torture or degrading treatment.It is actually mental that we accept 'refugees' from a Commonwealth nation. We're major trading partners with Bangladesh. We train their army officers. What the fuck do you mean we can't send Bangladeshis back to Bangladesh?
>>533583367Smashed and slammed frog line miniature XL bullies
>>533583727>if all else fails bring out the totty
>>533582160Rogue sperm donor who says he's fathered 180 children won't be on child's birth certificate>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8pzm32n5zoSo our bent legal system allows a trans-man to be named the father on a birth certificate?
>>533583844Ozzy Mozzy did it first tbf
>>533583740https://vocaroo.com/1ipeCxomPzY8
>>533582334Clockwork Keith
>>533583844It's a good plan. That's part of how they got their army of shitskins here in the first fucking place.
>>533583781genetic freak hyperbeast blast quad xl murder rapscallion lineage
>>533583732He's a big lad
>>533582621Seen the Home Office twitter lately? Look at all the ultra far right extreme rhetoric.
BaconEggANSausageBacon Egg An Sausage BeansEggANSausageBeans Egg An Sausage
>>533584264>Seen the Home Office twitter lately?It's mostly muslims?
>>533583400Reminder that the surviving Iranian embassy siege terrorist claimed asylum and still lives here >>533583769For me it's the mental fact that we accept refugees from Turkey, our NATO ally. You can be a Kurd terrorist, undermine our alleged key regional partner whom we will die to protect via Article 5, and then scurry away to blighty when the Turkish fuzz comes to kick your door. Whereupon arrival here you'll hook up with your cuzzies to launder money and sell drugs while pretending to be a barber (knows one hairstyle)
>>533584264They could probably use a little refresher.
>>533583844It just works
>>533584270Chips beans peas sausage roll two eggs fish pie cheesey beans tommy sauce bacon roll with peas beans chips salad tomato onion tei sausage rolls chips peas beans and mashed potatoes three sausages two fried eggs peas mash cheese eggs beans and peas ham and cheese barm cake
Tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3mIhkl9jKc&list=RDK3mIhkl9jKc
>>533584534
>>533584264>>533584357>>533584435Forgot image
I’m really curious, have yall already figured out why your betters are pushing for total muziefication? Or are you just dumb as the rest of normies.
>>533584696Only ~185 to go!
>>533584696That's arresting talk right there.
>>533584777Where are his legs? I want a refund.
>hotels CLOSED>hmos OPENProblem solved. Simple as.
>>533584913Monkey paw occupied government
>>533584777>no red swollen sosij fingers>no muslamic beardStep it up
>>533584448Forehead on dis bish
Kekhttps://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/119/hr8250
>>533584696
>>533584959>>533584871So, any clues why?
>>533584696https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/returns-from-the-uk-and-illegal-working-activity-since-july-2024/returns-from-the-uk-between-1-december-2022-and-31-january-2026>In the twelve months between 1 February 2025 and 31 January 2026, a total of 36,882 returns were recorded (including both enforced and voluntary returns). This is a 5% increase on the 35,090 returns in the same period 12 months prior.>The total number for the year-ending January 2026 includes 10,004 enforced returns of people with no legal right to remain in the UK. This compares with 8,356 enforced returns in the same period 12 months prior, an increase of 20%. https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/immigration-system-statistics-year-ending-december-2025/how-many-people-come-to-the-uk-via-illegal-entry-routes>In YE December 2025, there were 46,497 detected arrivals via illegal routes, 7% more than in the previous year
>>533585048I presume it's a manufacturing defect. Sub-par chinese slop imo. Buy British.
>>533584913>22m and live in HMO>cooking alone in the kitchen last night>mouse runs out from behind the fridge>scream the N word at the mouse at the top of my lungs>mouse dies from a heart attack or some shit>throw it out the window>the other residents won't talk to me and don't believe in mouse
Fuck the boats!STOP THE FAKKIN PLANES!!!!
>Restore are standing in 0 seats in May Restore aren’t doing anything to stop the Uniparty. In fact, they’re helping them. I’m sticking with Nige, who is 10% ahead of Lowe’s natural bedfellows.
>a couple weeks of Reform getting btfo in britpol>lots of posts showing reform pakis >posts showing women who support Restore and want deportations>all of a sudden someone starts posting pictures of women who support Reform Hmmmmmm
>>533584913Two singles to a bathroom.Luvly.
>>533585199Bit worrying this. They should be trying to get experience in a limited way, so they can start scaling ideas and iterating.
>>533585421This is the thing. If they were serious, they’d stand. All I’m seeing so far is a lot of AI slop on X and CCHQ talking points directed at Reform in exchange for millions in membership fees. Makes me suspicious of their motivations desu.
when?
primeminister david lammy
>>533582276for me it's the middle one. If I had to bum, that is
>>533585125Kek
>>533585667The lectern of resignation rarely comes lubricated, something tells me the honourable gentleman will handle it
I guess yall don’t know shit, bet yall blaming da joos. Lmao
>>533585736ooga booga wer da chicken at
>>533582160>UK unemployment rate falls as Rachel Reeves issued dire economg warning - 'Big hit'>The UK economic inactivity rate for people aged 16 to 64 years was estimated at 21.0% in December 2025 to February 2026. This is up in the latest quarter>Estimates for payrolled employees in the UK fell by 74,000 (0.2%) between February 2025 and February 2026>The estimated number of vacancies in the UK has decreased in the latest quarter...Early estimates for January to March 2026 suggest a decrease of 29,000 (3.9%).. this is the lowest level of vacancies since February to April 2021.>Annual growth in real terms, adjusted for inflation using the Consumer Prices Index including owner occupiers' housing costs (CPIH), was 0.2% https://www.ons.gov.uk/employmentandlabourmarket/peopleinwork/employmentandemployeetypes/bulletins/uklabourmarket/april2026
>>533585366>despite all these heavily manufactured attacks, Reform regains a 10% lead in the polls ToryBoys btfo.
>>533585817I blame women getting the vote
Sad that it's not Southport and massive gaslighting that is bringing down the PM, but some fucking chink military connection
>>533585828How long would it take him to make us South Africa?
>>533585838reform might as well be tories they are cucked nigger lovers
>>533585862Southport did massive damage to him. Look at the polling from around August 2024. That’s when it started to go downhill
>>533585828The voyages of Sir Walter Raleigh were a mistake.
>i say old bean, thats just not cricket dontcha know
>>533585943Rupert can’t stop gushing about Kemi whenever he is interviewed lmao
>>533585885Are we not already?
>>533585953he's such a fucking cunt
>>533585667
>>533585965>AIselectHuh?
summation: https://vocaroo.com/1cTruoiqewoc
>>533585994Odds of Lowe taking over the Tories? Would anybody buy it?
>>533586017>and as we wait for the Number 10 Press Secretary to finish sunbathing, lets go back to the studio
>>533585999He is currently knee deep in slav rent boys to restore his life force.
>>533586049Samsung screenshot tool
>>533586080Larry rounding the press up into an enclosure to gun them all downTruly the PM we need
>>533585828lammy says men can grow a cervi
>>533586089You mean theyre balls deep in him
>>533585961Agree to disagree
>>533585862>but some fucking chink military connectionKek, are you retarded? The reason why they’re eviscerating Starmer is not because some chink connection or pedo mandy allegations, no. It’s because Starmer failed to trap Trump in Iran. The whole mi6 controlled IRGC got btfo and the blockade is finishing the job. Yall are so gullible. Kek
>>533586215Potatoes are directly responsible for MILLIONS of deaths.
>>533586234>The whole mi6 controlled IRGCMI6 backs Wahhabis/Salafists, who all hate Iran
>>533586281Ira never killed millions tho
>>533586189Airtight
>>533586281You don't have to tell me
>>533586234I'm sure there are some good seppo posts on this site and I've just never seen them
Remember when Starmer got kicked out of that pub in Bath by the landlord? Prescient.
>>533586078No chance. He wanted to join them last year, but would’ve had to settle for being a backbencher. He’s too much of a loose cannon to be given anything more substantial. For me, the biggest red flag about Restore is the fact that 90% of its support is being astroturfed by Elon Musk, a foreign billionaire who:>lives in America, but almost exclusively hires H1B immigrants to work at his companies >wanted to got to the ‘wildest party’ on Epstein island >is close to Rishi Sunak and other senior Tories >fell out with Farage for not welcoming Tommeh Robinson into Reform (knowing he was political asbestos), yet not pressuring Rupert Lowe to do the same with Restore Nothing about this movement suggests it is sincere. The whole thing smacks of a pretty crude psy-op to me.
>>533586361>MI6 backs Wahhabis/SalafistsYes, but who said one can’t control both sides? The first ayatollah's visits to London and Paris in the 60s were certainly not just for pleasure. Anyhow, mi6 stooges got btfo real good. Kek
>>533586571>thath man ith not allowth in my pub! get outh! geth outh!
>>533585996Around 6-10 years for phase 1
Supreme Minister Abbott Policy Pledge1) Slipper Fridays. Wear slippers to work. Comfy.2) Every 2nd week the government will attempt a new IT project. Like installing Linux on NHS computers, without training3) House of Lords will become House of Laws, where a postcode lottery system invites members of the public to come in and set laws without review
>>533586673>installing Linux on NHS computers, without trainingIf Abbott passed this, I'd consider her absolutely based and hackerpilled.
>>533585199They're running as "Great Yarmouth First" in about 10 seats. It won't work.
>>533586716yes but the caveat is fat blacks without training will crash it all because they don't know linux
>>533586673>House of Lawdy
>>533586804Encouraging the nations niggers to become Morpheus would be a welcome change. A little bit of tech anarchy would be fun, and throw of the jew, too.
>>533586421Whats that tat of
>>533586673Mandatory Salt Fish Friday for all school meals.
>>533586823KekSubsidised rice and pea, jerk chicken and curried goat in parliament restaurants
>>533586633>The first ayatollah's visits to London and Paris in the 60s were certainly not just for pleasureHe didn't visit London
https://xcancel.com/basedandbougie/status/2046342756684255620#m>I actually fully agree with @Nigel_Farage that X is becoming dangerous. >These retarded Eth Nats really tried to doxx my parents all because of a difference of opinion. >Are you “Free Speech bandits” seriously trying to defend this ???>We see people being doxxed, womens images turned into nudes, , threats or violence, racial attacks and you guys are seriously trying to sit here and tell me you have not seen any of this … please shut up.Lads, knock it off!
I've made my mind up and I'm 100% backing reform
>>533586739They want to avoid the "Restore loses in.... to ...." potential headlines. Should've scaled to another council, as Lowe should have Yarmouth wrapped up, surely?Working on MP2 must be a major campaign goal, and trying to win over some other shithole seaside town in their council would've helped a lot in doing this.Maybe he's fully aware that Reform will generate shitloads of negative press through their councils, and wants to avoid the stress of actually fighting against a high tide?
>>533586967I’m positive he did
>>533583367I earned £12k for 2 years, the things you roll out of bed to do right? some people would spend £12k just to have a night out or kick a ball around a field professionally. I am so checked out of this economy I am basically waiting for the invasion force of bomalian refugees to slaughter me and increase Reeves GDP by 0.01%
>>533587081thanks for upholding our judeo-christian values
any crack in epsom tonight or have the protests fizzled out?
>>533587069Packaging up everything they don't like and blaming it on the elusive "far right"?
Ive looked into voting Reform locally but the candidate's qualifications seem to be "dog mum." Dont actually know if I'll vote yet.
>>533587081Honestly couldn't give two shits about the granular detail myself. Whatever shifts the needle closing to normalising immediate deportation will do.You have to be patient with npcs. It takes time for them to realise and normalise. Bite sized chunks will do fine.Any of this all or nothing on the first attempt bullshittery is precisely that. Bullshittery.I mean. Just look at the progress that's already been made with the home office.>Heh. I'll just not vote. That'll learn em. Then al do a revolution.
https://xcancel.com/BenGreenJeru/status/2046103900520927317#m>Some of the data in this article is staggering. >More British Jews have moved to Israel in the past 12 months than in any other year since the turn of this century.>Antisemitism is pushing about one in five British Jews to think about leaving.>Jews experienced more than eight times as many hate-crime incidents per head of population as Muslims.>But as you read this article you realize how the BBC have contributed to Jews wanting to leave the UK.>There is no debate about what “Globalize the Intifada means”. An Intifada is violent death for Jews, on buses, in cafes and it targets civilians.>The BBC both sides this.>The BBC then promote Hamas numbers on the death toll in Gaza. They don’t include combatants. They don’t even mention that the Gaza Health Ministry doesn’t detail combatants. >Heck they don’t even say that Yahya Sinwar is one of the “people” they are lamenting. They don’t even attempt to explain how Hamas lost 25k fighters in a war they started with a massacre invasion.>And it’s been like this for nearly decades now. >The BBC have done as much as any institution in the UK to make Jews less safe.If British jews are as British as everyone else then how come they can go and live in a random foreign country? Me no understandy, stupid goy that I am
Oi oi, you aren't watching 2 consenting adults roleplaying as step siblings are ya?
>>533587800The Mandelson scandal is forgiven.
>>533587800As if it's females who are against thisThey're just as filthy as men if not more so
>>533586919My kid's names in old Irish (ogham)
>HAPPENINGSmoking ban for people born after 2008 in the UK agreed
>>533587800They'll back walk this, trust. They already are trying to normalise polygamy after letting in all the goat rapists.
>>533588433well this changes everything. Thank God.
>On Radio 4’s PM programme Evan Davis, the presenter, said producers could not find a Labour MP willing to come on the programme to discuss the Mandelson affair.kek
>>533588297oh thats cool
>>533588515Is that diana? So she went to an all-boys school. Why?
>>533588433I can't wait to be used on excuse to ban everything.>You were born after 2008 so you aren't allowed to buy alcohol>You were born after 2008 so you aren't allowed to watch porn>You were born after 2008 so you aren't allowed to use social media
>>533587859>>533588142>>533588499This passed lords with 1 (one) vote btw.
>>533588142specifically high income old age forever alones
>>533588515There’s one more girl in that pic, probably Diana’s roommate.
What's for din dins lads?How is your din dins affected by the blockade of the Straits of Hormuz?
>>533588499>They'll back walk thisNothing gets walked back in this shithole. No matter how retarded it is, it stays
>>5335892632 chicken burgers and fries
