>8 weeks later
>48 more hours
>>533592720The funniest part is watching boomers and retards try and twist themselves into backing this jewish horseshit. We attacked Iran, lost, and are now coping and trying to pretend we've won. It's not complicated.We did it because the US financial system is in dire straits, far worse than the public realizes. This was a last-ditch attempt to try and restore global financial dominance for the USD system. Without taking Iran and restoring control over the middle east the US will have ta accede to the new financial system that has been emerging from Asia. This is actually good for Americans but bad for jews, so obviously they wanted to avoid this outcome.
Elect clowns get the circus.
>>533592878>We did it because the US financial system is in dire straits, far worse than the public realizes.why did you say it wasn't complicated and then complicate ityou invaded iran because america is controlled by israel and every one of your politicians does what jewish billionaires and AIPAC tells them
>>533593026What is complicated about that, Ranjesh? We need to control the money because it is how we dominate the world. That is threatened so we tried to shore it up. Simple as.
>>533593216If Americans actually cared about their own interests they wouldn't be zogslaves in the first place, Jose.
Woah lil muzzie nice tanker.OH! A SECOND TANKER?Don't mind if I do!OURS NOW, BIAAAAAATCHYour strait, my choice. Forever.TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MUZZIE FAGS turned into chopped up mincemeat and piles of blood and bones. Only 20 US troops dead.WE CAN KEEP GOIN FOREVER LIL FAGHAHAHAHAHAHow's the taste of FREEDOMBIAAAATCHHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
Iran basically asserted themselves as a globalist player. All that without having nukes. All they have to do is hold their ground and they will get out of this victorious.
Someone tell me what was the grand plan or it wast just polymarket and oil stocks pull rugs?
every time they try and sneak a ship through then the blockade is extended by at least two weeks
>>533593566TRUST
>>533592720>reddit spam thread #8148
>>533593566we have oil but you dont. the world needs the strait... except us...
>>533593635Good things there are so many useful idiots like you, who bump those 24/7.
>>533593789>weYou don't have anything.
>>533594133i have enough. what do you have vikuck?
>>533592720yea but neither are we. turns out it's really easy to threaten unarmed civilian targets since they have no means to defend themselves with. who would have thought?
>>533593026Why do you openly suck Jew dick but blame Pakis for exposing you?
>>533593284Silence, Jam boy.
>>533593429>get out of your engine room now>we're about to disable your ship>[ship is a mile away] [in Muslim] wha? whatever bragh no wayeth>[pew pew pew] ship is disabled nowwelp where the heckerino is my prayer rug it's time for a pray
>>533592720Why doesn't the US simply start nuking Iranian cities until they surrender?
>>5335927208 weeks later and iran has fractured in two. Irgc being targeted by their own people. Can't even break a US blockade.
>>533592720>>8 weeks laterthe 1st biggest army in the whole world, btwbut in reality a bunch of cocksucking paper-tigers, lmaonigger-mutts fucked up big time
>>533594911So you won? For how much longer are you planning to pay for that blockade? Soon you'll have to increase that MOD budget from 1,5 to 2T for '27. You know, you didn't have to spend tens of billions on a war before you attacked Iran?
>>533594585>just end the world via MAD bro
I just hope everyone is having fun.
>>533592720This the 43rd jamboy cope thread on the board rn? I brought the jam, I only have one jar so make sure to share it with all your families.
>>533595218A nuclear weapon being used wont cause France, China, and Russia to randomly blow their payloads across the world. Real life isn't a cartoon.
But they're the ones that want the strait open
Mar 3: "We won the war."Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."Mar 13: "We won the war."Mar 14: "Please help us."Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz"Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."Mar 21: "We don't use it, we don't need to open it."Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours." "Iran is Dead"Mar 23: "We are giving them more time."Mar 24: "The war is nearing its end."Mar 25: "We are still negotiating."Mar 26: "Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time."Mar 27: "Talks with iran are going very well"Mar 28: "War will be over soon"Mar 29: "Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we dont"Mar 30: "Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells"Mar 31: "We dont need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK."1/2 since it is now too long
>>5335955692/2April 1: "Iran wants a ceasefire" / "Strongly considering pulling out of NATO" / "There's no deal with Iran"April 3:"We can take their oil and make a fortune"April 5:"Open the fuckin strait you crazy bastards or youll be living in hell"April 6:"US could charge for strait of hormuz passage"April 7:"A whole civilization will die tonight"April 8:"Iran accepts ceasefire, the strait is opened" strait closedApril 9:"NATO allies have days to reopen the strait"April 10:"Iran has no cards"April 11:"We're going to open up the strait"April 12:"US will blockade the strait"April 16:"I told NATO to stay away, they were useless"April 17:"Iran has agreed to never close the strait again" iran closes the straitApril 18:"We might have to start dropping bombs again"April 19:"If iran doesnt sign the deal their whole country is going to get blown up"
>>533595604>>533595569Saved
>>533593216Earlier you said destruction of petrodollar is good for americans. Just admit you are talking out your ass
>>533592878You really are full of shit no wonder you wound up here drowing in kremlin piss and third world nonsense. US boomers were a metric fuck oton smarter than US milennials that's for sure, produced a much better movies, tech and music and literature as well. The real tards we all met along the way was (you)
>>5335927802 more weekstrust the plan
