*inhalesAHHHHHHHHHHHHH- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>533604546Winston Churchill is rolling in his grave
Black market tupakka coming up!Burn rööki!
>>533604546What the fuck is in nicotine lads?
>>533604546Based. Fuck smokers.
>>533604546>government actually cares about it's citizens healthus could never
>>533604546sauron *puffs*
>>533604681Manliness.
>>533604610no rolling allowed either
>>533604546They banned fags?
>>533604681The jew formula.
>>533604723>Churchill >Tolkien>Tommy ShelbyEnglish people only look cool when they're smoking. This is another humiliation ritual
>>533604681Nicotine wakes up your aryan spirit, it's too dangerous and antisemitic to let goyim smoke
>>533604546While I am happy to fuck over the nicotine jews, its still huge fucking discrimination no? How are the bong zoomers ok with this? You are basically not allowed to do something while someone who was born 1 day before you can?
No better way to increase manic levels of "I have to have this" than to ban it.
>>533604546
>2026>Doesn't smoke cigarettesAre you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?>b-but it kills youAnd? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?>it's addicting!!!It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
>>533604546What about other forms of tobacco?
>>533604546>we expect black market gangs to respect this decision
>>533604546Are they banning Hookah too? The influx of Arabs will be pissed.
Well I have my old age licence so for all intensive purposes, this doesn't effect me at all. I could care less already.
>>533604546>smoking banall smoking?
>>533604546I wish they would ban vaping too. Vaping is way more offensive than smoking ever was. More dangerous too. I am not a smoker, but I have been exposed to cigarette smoke, and at worst it results in a minor itch. But one time I walked through a vape cloud, and my lungs have never been in so much pain.
>>533604782Originating in the 1850s, The Gentleman's Magazine of London, England, defined the smoking jacket as a "kind of short robe de chambre [i.e., a banyan], of velvet, cashmere, plush, merino or printed flannel, lined with bright colours, ornamented with brandebourgs [i.e., frog fasteners], olives or large buttons."[1]The smoking jacket later evolved into the dinner jacket, essentially a dress coat without tails, following an example set by Edward, Prince of Wales (later King Edward VII) in 1865. The smoking jacket has remained in its original form and is commonly worn when smoking pipes and cigars.
>>533604546Why would they need to smoke fags when they're already fags?
>>533604782for sure
>>533604948Vaping is gonna turn out to be way worse than cigs. I smoke cigars on occasion and use Zyn, but I'd rather smoke a cig than look like a douche with a vape and get weirder cancers anyway
>>533604610You need a liosense for that
>>533604804Could be the alcohol jew. Zoomers killed drinking in exchange for vapes and weed. It's also just another way to arrest anyone you want.Theory: if someone has a influential voice among the people and they DO NOT smoke, 85% they are controlled opposition.
>>533604681Your true potential.
>>533604681as of today? a whole shit ton of money for me and the boys.
>>533604546Would have been funnier if your OP was*inhalesAHHHHHHHHHHHHH- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *cough cough cough cough cough* *inhalesAHHHHHHHHHHHHH- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>533605018He looks way cooler. They all would've known he was a pedo sooner if the distracting cigar didn't make him look cool
>>533605075
>>533604546They could probably do the same thing for age of consent for all the new Muslim citizens.
>>533604782
>>533605018What a trustworthy fella. He wouldn't ever do anything illegal behind the closed doors. Just look at this charming smile.
>>533604948This ban also includes vaping
>>533605075kek
>>533604804the british are genuinely the most pro nanny state country on earth. you could ban them from going outside on tuesdays and 80% of the country would comply if the government told them so
>>533604546Cool. Now do it for alcohol, which factually is responsible for a fucking massive number of deaths every year.
>>533604546HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
>>533605018that is an improper fag
>>533605181Oi you got your Chewsday strolling license, mate? Roight... Piss off then
>>533605181I dont disagree with your point about 80% of the British public being livestock but the biggest nanny state in the world is very obviously germany.
>>533605302I was going to say a lot of europe seems like this too.
>>533605215Who do you think lobbied and spent all that money to get this ban approved
>>533605027>i care about what retards think of me!lol lmao even
>>533604782>Cures Mr. Bean's autism
>>533605236that's not funny look at Germany
>>533605215Alcohol leads to children. Will never be banned.
>>533605377megyn rips butts? holy based
>>533604681a 5 minute buzz is all you get. vaping is unironically a healthy alternative. id rather live in a society of vape clouds than a society of smelly people hacking up a lung.
>>533605181>they sent all their criminals and hard men out into uninhabited wilderness (or some left voluntarily in case of USA)>accidentally become a vast empire>collapse into a nanny state dystopia a century or so laterWhat remains on the islands are a bunch of turbofaggot bankers
>>533604681They dont like it, have weed edibles to become a lazy faggot
>>533605377HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>533605181>giving us a choice of an extra day off or go to work didn't really think that through did you
>>533605570City of London Illuminati headquarters surrounded by multicultural shit hole and ugly buildings and grey weather
>>533605515>hacking up alongThat reminds me:>Have a workmate in the office opposite me>Has the most frequent and disgusting smoker's cough and what sounds like lung cancer cough I've ever heard>It's loud and phlegmy and genuinely fucking annoying>Yet he still smokes 12 times a day>We had a go at him about it>"Nah nah it's fine"Enjoy dying.
don't do drugs, stay in school.
>>533605700my mates grandad was like that literally coughed every 10 seconds. He'd light a fag and start coughing like that old guy from sopranos about to fucking keel over any second because he couldn't catch his breath. Anyway he died from lung cancer lol
>>533604546Historically speaking, even slaves had more rights than this. Fallen, to trash.
>>533605704Unironically ridiculously good advice. I dropped out of college and was a drunk and stoner my whole 20s and broke the entire time. Finally 9 months sober with a good job but I'm 33. Wish I quit at 25 and started working blue collar work then
>>533605302Spain could probably give them a run for their money. Living here during Covid it was genuinely disturbing to watch the government mandate masks in public and see 100% of the population comply without the slightest resistance. At least in the UK there are plenty of people who disregard the rules and still go about their lives.
>>533604681My wife smokes and I find it very sexy. Pic related, my wife
>>533605825I don't wear no fancy watch, just retro hipster shit.
Gott Strafe England !!!!!!!
The UK is the country that criminalised porn depicting incest (even adopted/step-family) but actual incest is still legal. It's like a parody of a country but it's real.
>>533606378Correction: Step-family incest is still legal, not all incest
>>533605302You can thank mustache man for that, after what he done, germany is forced to be cucks.
>>533604948>More dangerous too>>533605027>Vaping is gonna turn out to be way worse than cigsyou know vaping can be simply putting tobacco into a sealed steel chamber, heating it to a set temp to avoid combustion and inhaling the vapours? you don't need to mix nicotine with pg/vg to "vape" nor do you need to expose yourself to dubious chinese manufacturing processes.
>>533604546Nicotine has to give you the absolute most dogshit “high” of all time. Even high THC/CBD weed is a better stimulant.
>cigarettes>red meat>driving>leaving a 5 mile radius of your residential address
>>533606180hand it over, pal
>>533604546british news are so dystopian blackpill and it shouldn't be posted on /pol/. it makes me sick to my stomach everytime
>>533604546Good
>>533604546>Tyrannical nanny state gonna tyrannical nanny state
>Not a single Finngolian in this thread posting RöökijäbäSad!
>>533604610His Rothschild debtors gave him a grave?
>>533604546is it smoking as a whole or only cigarettes?because i'd understand cigarettes, it isn't even full tobacco, it got another plant mixed in so it burn slower, got a whole bunch of chemicals so it keep burning and nicotine stick better in your body, that shit is nastystill a breach of personal freedoms, but i'd get it
>>533604610I remember stories about Winston Churchill, how they brought him to the battlefield, a couple of bullets almost hit or what not, dude was standing there smoking cigars and enjoying the view
>>533605515Why not both? Why not those charcoal-lit vapes cigs with the foil body? Theyre like amazing, designed for Asian indoor smoking.
>>533604610So you're saying he was a smoker and now he's dead?
>>533608478he was also a chronic alcoholic.
