Is this actually true?
>>533617577I believe it unequivocally
>>533617735Did you vote for her???
>>533617577She had that vacant pharmacocktail look about her.
>>533617577She is not human
>>533617577finally the general this board needsI'M LOOOOOMING
Loomer Jumpscares are my favorite /pol/ threads. And I still have no clue what she does or did.
>>533617577It's a man
>>533618672Him and loomer should have a kid. They couldn't because loomer is a dude, but it would be the ugliest spawn of satan ever created.
>>533617773him*
>>533617577Okay jokes aside what are the chances this chick is actually trans? It’s already been established that Trump really doesn’t give a shit if people are trans, he doesn’t even seem to understand why his fanbase hates trans people or what they want (hence the “I’ll ban underage surgeries unless the parents consent” thing)It’s not a stretch of the imagination that he might have a trans person on staff, so is it likely she actually is?
>>533617577Does anyone really give a shit about that jigsaw looking weirdo? Who fucking cares anymore
>>533618564Shes hot and relevant
>>533619027Yes she also has Trunps ear and is relevant as ever
>>533617577>LAURA LOOMERcheck'tLarry
Did he smash?
>>533617577What a load of shit.
>>533619567How hard is it to Register?
Man, this is wild to me, because to you guys, she's some sort of kooky demagogue. We were in certain hidden/secret facebook groups together. Small groups. Maybe a dozen or so. You truly have no idea how batshit insane this bitch is. Absolutely fucking unhinged. If anyone on earth is more angry at every fucking thing in existence, it is her. Rarely have I seem such self-important single-minded insane nonsense than I have from this creature. To you guys, these are gossip and rumors. For me, I know these things to be true. And what's more? I have her nudes. Oh man. I am sometimes tempted to release them, but you guys have to understand, the reason I don't is the same reason no other man has (you know women, these were surely taken for another man and sent to 50 more). I am afraid of nothing, but I am afraid of her. I have no idea what she has done to gain her position but I am pretty sure she is fucking people if not sucking off Trump himself. There is no other reason that can explain her undue influence, being such a psychotic liability as she is. She has practically no actual followers that I know of. Everyone near her would rather she disappear. She brings nothing to the party or the in-group but batshit crazy pussy.
>>533619812Loomd
>>533619812So for the people calling her a tranny, no. Idk wtf has happened to her to make her appear so grotesque, but she never really looked good. If I were one of you regular, spergs I'd accuse you of working for her/with her, or BEING her. Either trying to keep her relevant (idk how she ever was?) or distracting from the fact that she has a clear Jew phenotype. I've always thought this political gossip was ceinge as fuck and quite faggy. I get that she's been credited with a lot of influence, but you've seen her retarded ass posts on twittler and just KNOW that she couldn't actually make any moves in the office. She's Lewinsky on anti-psychotics. She's there to suck dick like a tornado, fuck on cue, and LARP. I'm almost certain of it.
>>533619563You bet your ass Larry gaped Lindsey's gray fuzzy shitpipe.
>>533620161
>>533619812>>533620161Post them you coward -- swing open Pandoras box
>>533617577Didn't she get involuntarily committed for a suicide attempted or something idk I don't keep up on eceleb news
Leave that jew alone she has problems.
>>533617626Come on now, Does this look like the face of a crazy person to you ?
>>533620402I’m trying to fuck bro
My brain has still failed to process and categorize Loomer. The face is wrong, uncanny valley. The body is wrong, not feminine, fridge like, yet not masculine. Her personality is pure attack dog. Does she like taking walks? Does she like to read books? What kind of music does she enjoy? In short I think she is a creation. A modified human enhanced physically by medicine and mentally by a political algorithm. A new type of human solely created to serve the zeitgeist. Terrifying. The horror. The horror.
>>533620161And my final thought after not posting here for years... you are all the problem. Every one of you. You're all on some sort of faggy social media site. You probably "follow" her, even if it's just to claim that you're keeping tabs and hate her. This is exactly how these losers and wackos get into these positions. You already pay taxes out these ass for these larping degenerates to rape amd bomb babies with. Is that not good enough? You sell your data, your location, and get farmed like cattle to promote them to these altars to begin with. Every single one of you political gossip addicted faggots shares blame for these ancillary in-group trannies coming to fame and fortune. And what do you have to show for it? A sliver of meager influence in your social media circles at best? Strengthening the bonds of your perverted parasocial relationships? The creature dies when you look away. Delete all your accounts like I have. Look away. God these new captchas are a bitch
Anyone have that AI video of her twirling around ?
>>533620550She’s a loud mouthed Jew, who is backed by Trump and others. She’s our attack dog, and quite sexy
>>533618763>but it would be the ugliest spawn of satan ever created.This is true. The AI even refuse to generate such an image.
>>533619812Ok, so what kind of crazy things would she say in these forums? Give us some examples.
>>533620224So fucking disgusting
>>533620666Checked, Loomer works for the literal fucking devil. KEK
>>533617626pls no
>>533617577>She
>>533620749She would say stuff like "reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight"
Nobody goes from from this>>533620282To this without being on drugs.>>533618457Are we sure she's not transitioning into Larry Loomer?
>>533621204She’s chasing the women of Mar a largo look
>>533617577How come schizophrenia is so common among Jews?
>>533620610Hey Milo, you smell like athlete’s foot
>>533620749God, I can't really recall specifics. It's been almost a decade. She would absolutely lose her shit over any talk that wasn't "on mission," I guess you could say. Who knows what the fuck the mission even was... jerking her off to advance her rise among the ranks? We had now Vice Presidents and Chief Editors at MSM outlets (predominantly Fox News), up-and-coming state gov officials like state senators, governors, and up-and-coming idk... magnate?Just a place where we could fuck off, make jokes, possibly incriminate ourselves with embarrassing posts and admissions, and occasional political business. But everything about interaction with her was single-minded and she would fly into an absolute fucking rage if it didn't advance her... "cause" I guess you could say. A real fucjing nut job. We grew sick and tired of her bullshit very quickly.
>>533621468Yet she keeps advancing, how?
>>533621505Has she really? If she has, its because (see my previous posts itt)
>>533621591She was all around Trump and in his ear as early as this February
>>533621644I wouldn't know. I don't pay attention to that kind of shit anymore. I dod advance my way through government but I do honest work for the people. I didn't carry things forward like those old friends who became fuckass jerkoffs for the faggot media. She only got where she is because the internet allowed her to. Same way the skut Kardashians got famous for ducking cock. Same way Kent State gun girl got famous (yes she was also part of some of these and we have our own history).It's all a big show, man. A great grift. A long con. Do/say stupid and outrageous bullshit and the cattle can't help but gawk. Attention is currency. More people claim to hate these people than enjoy them, and yet they "follow." This translates to eyes on ads. Votes. Engagement. Mass dispersal via algorithms. It's how the new game is played. Just delete all your shit and tune these retards out. And like I said, she's probably sucking him off or someone in his circle who has actual power.
>>533621847Yea the older I get the more I tune shit out or at least try to. Although I did see Loomer on newsmax a few weeks ago and she was looking real loony.
>>533617577>She>Her>Laura He, him, Larry. FTFY
>>533622052It’s Laura bro
>>533621955Yeah I get odd bits and pieces of her twice a year in some news feed. I just kind of scoff and move on. Usually from left-wing sources claiming she has more power than (I think) she does. She's a real fuckass nut bag, like mamy of retarded Trump's gay ass appointees (and I doubt it was actually him who even made these appointments). I say this as a realist, and someone who unfortunately voted for him. Not some liberal or any other particular kind of partisan. He really fucked up this time. Guess I'm ranting now. Just saying the administration is full of fucking wackos.
>>533622257How did Trump get so bad? He was ok in 16 but this term has been awful
>>533622906This could be a str8 to dvd classic
>>533617577>Generally acts like a raging schizo in publicGee I wonder
She reminds me of candice the cuck slayer
>>533619054>>533619261This is Loomer
>>533623888
>>533617577"would not be permitted a firearm, in Florida or any other state."Permitted. Florida is a permitless or "constitutional carry" state. Whether she could truthfully pass a 4473 is another matter.
>>533624272That only went into affect what last year?
>>533619054>hotshe's bogged
>>533621343A genetic bottleneck from their shenanigans resulting in an extremely serious shoah and subsequent Inbreeding
>>533621403That anon does sound like an uppity faggot on speed huh?
>>533622844It was actually fantastic for the first few months and then he WENT TO FUCKING WAR SPECIFICALLY FOR ISRAEL?! I hate it man.
