/pol/ - JD Vance Has No Aura - Politically Incorrect

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JD Vance Has No Aura 04/21/26(Tue)21:55:31 No.533617677

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JD Vance Has No Aura Anonymous (ID: c/LhOOST) 04/21/26(Tue)21:55:31 No.533617677 Archived

Professor Here:

Today, I graded a student's persuasive essay on "Why the Statement JD Vance Has No Aura Is True". I was persuaded gave it the highest score of the class.

The student went into comparisons to Governor, Gavin Newsom and Secretary of State, Marco Rubio who have aura.

The student also mentioned JD Vance's inability to talk to regular people while purchasing some doughnuts and also his hobby of sexual relations with a pristine leather sofa.

The student mention the Vice President's addiction to eye liner and also the memes where he looks like an egg.

Anonymous (ID: YVChmqGL)
04/21/26(Tue)21:56:27 No.533617717

Anonymous (ID: YVChmqGL) 04/21/26(Tue)21:56:27 No.533617717

Rubio is just as terrible

Anonymous (ID: WY6Kth8y)
04/21/26(Tue)21:56:36 No.533617723

Anonymous (ID: WY6Kth8y) 04/21/26(Tue)21:56:36 No.533617723

>>533617677
Unc is chopped AF; he has negative rizz and his aura is a vortex.

Anonymous (ID: phOUuOBd)
04/21/26(Tue)22:01:09 No.533617945

Anonymous (ID: phOUuOBd) 04/21/26(Tue)22:01:09 No.533617945

>>533617677
>Marco Rubio who have aura
Nice try

Anonymous (ID: le3FbBYs)
04/21/26(Tue)22:07:03 No.533618237

Anonymous (ID: le3FbBYs) 04/21/26(Tue)22:07:03 No.533618237

>>533617677
He used clavaculars AI

Anonymous (ID: tzpH3pv5)
04/21/26(Tue)22:29:26 No.533619285

Anonymous (ID: tzpH3pv5) 04/21/26(Tue)22:29:26 No.533619285

>>533617677
Imagine being OP's student

Anonymous (ID: C9p8ALet)
04/21/26(Tue)22:37:04 No.533619623

Anonymous (ID: C9p8ALet) 04/21/26(Tue)22:37:04 No.533619623

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>>533617677
I just wanna squeeze his chubby lil cheeks and give him a nice smooch on the lips

Anonymous (ID: o9xSneSf)
04/21/26(Tue)22:43:50 No.533619952

Anonymous (ID: o9xSneSf) 04/21/26(Tue)22:43:50 No.533619952

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Are we sure Michael Aquino is dead?

Anonymous (ID: kNXEZF4Y)
04/21/26(Tue)22:46:34 No.533620071

Anonymous (ID: kNXEZF4Y) 04/21/26(Tue)22:46:34 No.533620071

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>>533617677
>JD Vance Has No Aura
explain this

Anonymous (ID: 8BZbqTx5)
04/21/26(Tue)23:22:12 No.533621662

Anonymous (ID: 8BZbqTx5) 04/21/26(Tue)23:22:12 No.533621662

>>533620071
>JD Vance's meme counterpart has more aura than the actual vance

Anonymous (ID: CHgLint7)
04/21/26(Tue)23:24:52 No.533621772

Anonymous (ID: CHgLint7) 04/21/26(Tue)23:24:52 No.533621772

>>533617677
If he had aura he would coup orange nigga but he is a rizzless incel bruh on god frfrno skibbity no 67 no bitches bum. He will never be a true Adam and mog by coup maxxing

Anonymous (ID: LkaOXKnY)
04/21/26(Tue)23:27:52 No.533621872

Anonymous (ID: LkaOXKnY) 04/21/26(Tue)23:27:52 No.533621872

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>>533617677
Vance could only become President if he unironically deported his family to India and then nuked it. The absolute balls of the maneuver would get him elected as long as he kept his mouth shut. The question is, how badly does Peter Thiel want him to be President?

Anonymous (ID: CSIdX82H)
04/21/26(Tue)23:59:57 No.533623107

Anonymous (ID: CSIdX82H) 04/21/26(Tue)23:59:57 No.533623107

>>533619285
Professor Reddit Spacing is not to be trusted?

Anonymous (ID: j03PEnf6)
04/22/26(Wed)00:01:22 No.533623178

Anonymous (ID: j03PEnf6) 04/22/26(Wed)00:01:22 No.533623178

>>533617677
Oh yea buddy your department ain't gonna survive the purges lmao