When you search for his grave online. It returns with zero results. Why?
>>533622931I did that because of me because I told them I would take a big shart in his mouth and fuck the body
>>533622931yt people be like we need to fuck his neck hole and bury him with his heckin doggo that he can smash 0/10 no tail
>>533622931americans burn their dead like vikings
>>533622931>Why?Probably was cremated.
>>533622931who would want an online grave ?what a dumb concept
>>533623188inb4 we are in one
>>533622931>When you search for his grave online. It returns with zero results. Why?Probably because they don't want insane troons fucking with his grave. Or he was cremated and they just spread the ashes somewhere which is more common these days.
>>533622931No, he lives with epstein playing fortnite
>>533623437Oh, he was spread all over the place that's for sure
>>533622931i feel like i can trust you guys so i'm gonna come clean.i'm Charlie Kirk.the whole thing was set up from the get go.i employed a couple of trannies to fuck the fbi about while i set up Erika with the means to take over America.so far everything has worked out.i've started wearing a lot of jewelry. i dunno, i guess it make sme feel like a man.Erika has also started to feminise me. last night she took a shit on me.you know what, it feels good to get it off my chest
>>533622931Probably dead.Charlie Kirk was definitely a psyop but it didn’t really work.They probably meant to create a Kirkler Youth that would be Zionist Christian, but the organization was being gay and everyone being respectful to Charlie said Israel did it.Probably one of the biggest “Jewpsies” of the modern day.
>>533623006>>533623132He was Catholic. They don't believe in cremation.
>>533622931He was cremated to avoid someone digging up evidence.Already buried under Vance's couch.
>>533622931Who is Princess Kim K?
>>533625518so the smoke doesnt change colour when they select a new pope by burning the old one?
>>533625052all over his shirt. should have worn a bib
>>533622931A real rifle round would have knocked him backwards out of his seat, not bounce off the chest plate.
because he faked his death with a neck prosthetic
>>533625328>Erika has also started to feminise me. >>last night she took a shit on me.>>you know what, it feels good to get it off my chestThe shit or the story?
>>533622931Erika is Jewish. They keep the goy sacrifice in a meat freezer for blood rituals
>>533625849>The shit or the story?yes
>>533625822Also his head would have exploded and a 20 foot geyser of ichor and vitae would spray amongst the entire crowd!
>>533625822>>533626164jews.
>>533626196im talking kids in the audience picking kirks eyeballs and brains out of their Charlie Kirk :tm: branded yeti mugs
>>533626196Erika twerking to Get low while fireworks go off in the back ground.
>>533622931"No!"
>>533622992>>533622995>>533623006>>533623132>>533623188>>533623223spam thread. private burial process doesnt mean conspiracy. happens with lots of celebrities. they obviously dont want creeps coming by and ejaculating on the site or camping out on it
>>533622931It's an inside joke. Most people wouldn't get it.
>>533626776At first I didn't give a shit but after seeing your obvious damage control now I am convinced there is a conspiracy theory.
>>533622931>why?it would become public urinal #1
>>533626083Good for you then, Charles.
>>533625827>because he faked his death with a neck prostheticPart of a jewish ritual. As was the ukie lassie. Why did she bleed out her ass ?Both neck wounds. Men ejaculate their life force.The throat is the temple. The third temple is a union between male and female throats, a troon as they are known around here.
>>533625518Plenty of Catholics get cremated.
>>533622931They didn’t want trannies to desecrate.
>>533622931Why are people so obsessed with this guy? He was literally just a podcaster.The only thing anyone should be wondering about Kirk is why the media keeps obsessing over him.
the kirkpiece
>>533625477They are really living in their own bubble, aren't they. They've thought it will be like JFK2, but nobody fucking cared. And those few who did knew that jews did it.
>>533625518Not according to Kash Patel, Charlies in Valhalla
>>533622931He ascended to Valhalla and his earthly form immediately turned into flowers and wind.
>>533622931I used to think he was still alive, but it's much more convenient for the Trump administration that he's dead.There's no reason they would want him alive.
>>533630666He resonated with young men in college so leftoids let him live rent free in their heads. I thought the tiny face memes were hilarious and he was a goober, I genuinely can't believe people hated the guy so much. Its disturbing actually because he really was so harmless. Hell everyone here used to call him Charlie Cuck and Charlie Kike because he was so milquetoast.
>>533622931Was he bullied? By who?