You wake up in Varanasi...
Whats varanasi
>>533630544First thing I'm doing is eating more human
>>533630544I go to airport and avoid food and drinks
More like Varanasty.
>>533630544i am the smelling, now.
>>533630595Holiest city in Hinduism, where they burn bodies near the river. They say that if your body gets burned there, you skip reincarnation (Samsara) and go straight to Jeet Heaven.
I leave
>>533630595the place where anything, especially disgusting and absolutely horrifying is possible, from public nudity to human sacrifice to shit-eating to cannibalismwhere a quintessential pajeet dream world and reality converges
>>533630544Place is pestilential. Caught some virus sitting in that exact spot which is where they have some weird ritual every evening. Walking along the riverfront earlier I passed a tent, looked inside and saw a cadaver smouldering away on a huge barbie. Surreal but worth seeing.
>>533631522Party pooper.
>>533630951Moksha isnt the same as Heaven. Heaven (Svarga-Loka) in Hinduism is similar to Heaven in Dragonball (because thats where the Japanese got the idea from). It's only temporary and not the end goal. But I don't expect a spic who got convinced to name his children "Jesus" to understand any of this kek Enjoy dying from coca cola induced diabetes.
>>533630544start a guru scam, they love all that. you can get them to literally worship you with a couple simple magic tricks.
>>533632176morning pratty mate
>>533632176>Ackshually it's not "Heaven", it's "Heaven-But-In-Hindu"What's your fucking point?
>>533630595>Whats varanasiHoly city saar.
>>533632176Ungrateful Jeetnigger I'm posting about your culture, which I genuinely like, and you bash on me with retarded semantic gotchas. You know what? Go fuck yourself.
>>533630595where the Ganges river is. their holiest and also the filthiest place on earth. you will find cannibals there who eat the bodies thrown in the water
>>533630544That's where the Buddha taught. It's a shame to see how far it's gone
>>533632428His point is to sound smart when in reality Moksha and all other Hindu concepts are used in so many different ways that they almost have no meaning at all.
>>533631999I sat in a raft to watch their nightly ritual. It was weird to think if I accidentally fell in that water I would die from disease.
I apply for an H1B visa to work for Sir Elon Musk
>>533630544I gotta pee
The real name is Kashi not varanasi. It's in North India and it's filthy because of all hindus there. Hinduism is most superstitious religion which passes of as "spiritual, vibrant, ancient" when in reality it's complete opposite. Get rid of hindus and it will be holy and clean again
>>533632575The Buddha was there 2500 years ago. Since pajeet takeover buddhism was killed long ago
This is real enlightenment. We must encounter death to understand life
>>533632428Moksha is "nothing". Its not good and its not bad. It's not a "paradise". That is something different entirely. The reason why you think Moksha = Heaven is because the concept of the thing Im talking about simply doesn't exist in your world. That's why you have no word for it. You can literally not conceptualize it on a racial level (dont worry, Whites, Jews and all the other races can't either).
>>533630544I immediately seek some Bhang to get stoned & then set off in pursuit of a Big Boobed Pajeeta
