Oh damn, Donny decided to tier the allies
>>533656297>naughty and nice listTrump Santa Claus confirmed?
>>533656297First Jesus now Santa. Who will he be tomorrow?
>>533656297euros just hang on a couple more yearsand send the democrats a few billion
>>533656297the "naughty" list is going to be all the countries that criticize israeli genocide isnt itgod i hate this kike
>>533656297BASED
>>533656297It's about time
>>533656297>new orange retard drop>its incomprehensible like all the restThe only thing differentiating it for me is the date. This dude used to have a way with words
Father Trumpmas
>>533656297Oil Arabs, south Korea, Japan and of course Europe saw first hand how "mighty" the USA is and how reliable they are to their allies.
>>533656560>its incomprehensible like all the restmaybe you should learn to read?
>>533656367He is shabbos goy always.I can't find the post in OP's image. Its fake.
>>533656297Is your country a nice caste or naughty caste?
>>533656297trump is beyond usual levels of migger retarded god damn
>>533656489god i love this gif
>>533656297I am a naughty ally because I don't give up Greenland
>>533656297NEH
>>533656297Orange nigger pussied out again KEKAROO. Fuck the US.
>>533656297Seems putin gave him some tips and tricks
>>533656297And when they stop buying, he's going to bitch that NATO needs to spend more in US planes. Fucking taco.
>>533656297Our “advanced weapons” are doing fuck all against Iran. Those countries should just buy chink, Russian, and Ukrainian drones. The country with the most sophisticated drones will control the world. Simple as.
>>533656297ASML should immediately start selling tech to China. Like, NOW. Put the death blow to the USA. Make these Republican scumbags actually try to innovate.
>>533656654No thank you, I'm not looking to become fluent in Retardese.
>>533656738No advanced goy beam to protect you from getting droned then. Maybe you should be one of those nice allies
>tweet is from one day in the futureNice try, AI.
>>533656297lol absolute highschool girl mentality
Another TACO. Too chicken to leave NATO
>>533656297>He's making a LIST and he's checking it TWICE!
>>533656297>limit the sale of weaponsfor what? against Russia? what do they need these for? it's pretty clear the US "advanced weapons" suck ass as exposed in Iran.
Fake but he is still a retard.
>>533656297impeach this pedo already
>>533656297We will remember and this is all the advanced technology you get.
>>533657215Trump takes naughty children to the Epstein island. Nice children also end up in Epstein island, but they get ice cream afterwards.
>>533656297
no more mr. nice ally!
>>533656297>we WON'T be selling gorillions of dollars of the only US industry left>we WILL force our allies to expand their own defense industriesYeah right. This is the most believable post since the one where he wanted to keep the strait closed. A bit more winning and the petrodollar will collapse and people will pay in yuan instead.Small price to pay though. After all, Israel got to fire a lot of US rockets. That's it. That's why you collapsed your geostrategic position and blew up the economy and lost the midterms. Enjoy!
Christmas war confirmed
>>533656297SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE
small TACO but still a TACO
What if a country sets up phony cell towers in DC and sells US technology to the Russians?Does that country get on the naughty list?
>>533656297TLDR: He can't unilaterally leave NATO without congressional approval, but he desperately needs to say he won something
>>533656297>we need you>we actually dont need you it was a test lol>HELP ME>ok we dont care>ok we are leaving nato>ok we are not leaving nato just for the bad allies
>>533656297>we won't sell you our overpriced, useless garbage that's been getting consistently BTFO in both Ukraine and Iran
>>533656297you naughty eurolosers know exactly who you are.
>>533656367Mohammed. Just like the prophet, he will hand out mercy to Iran if they decide to surrender. Oh, wait he actually did that. I guess Buddha is next on his list. Soon he will call himself enlightened for stop caring about what the world thinks about him and he will just keep the fire going with no real fuss about it
>>533659516kek now you're starting to get it, they are trying to get out ahead of it. Who would be stupid enough to buy our killswitched bullshit that doesn't work now
>>533656297this korean OP fucking gets so many repliesi'm actually jellyhe even put his time of 23 april and people still fall for it.
>>533656297He talks and writes like an actual retard
Let me guess, being a bad ally involves not enthusiastically supporting the Gaza genocide and the unprovoked bombing of Iran.
>>533656297layman's terms:Nice Allies = Worship elite pedophile jewsNaughty Allies = Resist against elite pedophile jews
>"""people""" replying to this obvious fake post as though it were real
