and Japan is 100 years ahead of gaijin roundeye (1000 years India).
Not a big fan of those combo bidet/toiletsdick smashes into the bowl every time i used it
>>533658748love their toilets. it's become a ritual for me to hold my shit until i get to narita airport and nuke a toilet. wish the bowls were a big more elongated though, to accommodate my enormous american penisu
>>533658964The water sprayer drills a completely new asshole when you use it too.
OP have you taken the bidet-pill yet?
>>533658748I don't get why it needs to be so complicated. A regular old hand shower costs 20 euros, and it'll work just as well.
what happens to the water that splashes off though? I don't want shit-water going everywhere
>>533659092On the model my work has i learned to press the button with the female on it and it cuts the water pressure in half basically Full blast almost hurts
>>533659092i haven't had that problem in japan, the water stream is a nice balance of enough pressure to get the job done, but not rip my asshole open. plus the warm water feature is a nice touch. the bidet in my apartment in cebu is like a fucking pressure washer and i need to run the shower to reduce pressure and not blast chunks of asshole flesh onto the walls
My simply analog toilet has lasted me two decades so far. How long do these electrical Japanese ones with multiple points of failure last?
I don't really have a strong opinion on these toilets when it comes to taking dumps. However unlike the situation with jeets and their poo problem, pissing is completely different. I cannot stand pissing indoors. I spend most of my time outside anyways and just piss where I stand but sometimes at night I will walk outside just to piss under the stars. I cannot stand pissing in the little tile room it seems so weird.
>>533658748>visiting Japanese instructor's house>enter toilet>there are like 60 fucking buttons>icons are entirely inscrutable>nope
>>533658748shit like this is why japan failed.
>>533658748Best shit I ever took in my life was on one of those in my hotel in Japan. I remember it to this day.
>>533658748most bathrooms in japan don't use the western toilet.
>>533660167Pic related is the washiki that you will find outside tourist traps in Japan.
>>533660334We just call those the squatty potty.
a japanese high-tech toilet is the natural enemy of pajeets would likely become the apex predator of india, surpassing even the trains, if one were to be installed
one of these simple and cheap bidets is installed in practically every finnish shitter. i mostly use mine to powerwash dirty dishes instead of my ass
>>533661014Do you take your pants and drawers off when you take a dump? How do you not get water everywhere?
>>533661014ahh yes, the "vagina phone"...
>>533661468i don't shit with my pants up nor do i aim the bidet at my feet. sit down and aim at your asshole
>>533661758That's what I mean though certainly there is going to be some splash back or overspray if you had it at the wrong angle resulting in a wet shirt or pants etc.
>>533658748I like that the button with an ass on it is helpfully labelled "ass"
>>533661014I had one put in next to my toilet too. Much better that sodomising yourself with paper. No need to even touch. Spray then pull up trousers. Fast, efficient and thouroughly hygenic.
>>533661922>Spray then pull up trousers.Does it have a drying phase or do you wear sloppy wet trousers for a few hours?
>>533660167went to japan last summer, most toilets in public areas were "western". I think I only saw the squat one in one or two temples where the buildings were obviously older than the rest.
>>533661922>Much better that sodomising yourself with paper.you're not supposed to shove your fingers (wrapped in tp) inside your anus,unless it's a "British thing" I've never hear of, that's not how it works...
>>533661922with the pressure in the water pipes where i live the bidet will definitely sodomize you as well. good for powerwashing your bathroom or anally annihilating yourself if you accidentally press the trigger fully down
>>533661860The spray wand can be positioned right to your asshole (some do it AI automatically). It’s not a waterfall splashing your whole ass, more like a waterpik for your ring. There’s also a dryer. Anons really need to use one to understand it. It’s the future and your asshole knows it instinctively, given the immediate satisfaction of cleanliness.
>>533662168I live in a fjord with my drinking water over a km above me. Water pressure here is no joke.
