Previous: >>533658333>Don't forget to Submit #1000 OP Pic SuggestionsDay: 15 of the 14-day Ceasefire™ with IranDay: 54 of the 1-day "Special Military Operation™ to decapitate Iran"Day: 6 of the 10-day Ceasefire™ with Lebanon▶RECENT:>Iran fires on 3 ships in Strait of Hormuz, and captures 2 ships, hours after the one-sided ceasefire extension. (New York Post)>POTUS extends ceasefire unilaterally until a peace deal is reached.>Strait of Hormuz: Still closed.>Iran won't send delegates to negotiate till USA removes naval blockade>Haley: Touska headed from China to Iran and is linked to chemical shipments for missiles>US Navy destroyer USS Spruance intercepted Iranian-flagged ship TOUSKA in Gulf of Oman. Vessel in US custody▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнug▶Thread Theme: "HE'S A PIRATE" - PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRh-dzrI4Z4 ▶Oil:>https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts▶Cargo Transits through Strait of Hormuzhttps://hormuztracking.com/▶Kino:https://files.catbox.moe/og2wvv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/dqr3fl.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jg9rat.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/fx86zj.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/cbd7ug.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/2hwzcx.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/x0fbgv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/86yxn2.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4 ▶Telegram Channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.comhttps://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.comhttps://www.vesselfinder.com
Nuke the whole region and then build nuclear power plants there for Europe that might blow up every now and then but it doesn't matter.
when is this shitshow going to end?
When did he go FULL boomer?
>>533665360when TKD is complete
>>533665360The shitshow never ends.
>>533665488HE ALWAYS WAS A ZIONIST JOOMER! FOX NEWS COOMER!
>>533665488why does the scorpion sting the frog?
Nuke israel and forbid the us from having a navy ever again
FUCK ISRAEL
What you Iranian motherfuckers fail to realize is that Trump has SAVED america multiple times and is literally God's chosen soldier to save America from the Marxist hordes. >B-but the joooz!The Jews aren't responsible for you being a loser. Man up and realize that we are fighting an existential threat. If that means I can't drive anymore, so be it. Only commies and trannies think we need gas and food to live; we only need the word of Trump to live.
Before addressing reporters, the White House press secretary spoke to Fox News, delivering the first US government reaction to Iran "seizing" ships in the Strait of Hormuz.Karoline Leavitt says the seizures are not seen as ceasefire violations:"These were not US ships. These were not Israeli ships. These were two international vessels."She also mocked that the Iranian navy took the ships with "speedy gunboats", saying the country had gone from "having the most lethal navy in the Middle East to now acting like a bunch of pirates".
>>533665660Every accusation a confession.
Ok so what's the plan. Everyone just adding the highlights? Should I add Israel next to this map?
>>5336653602 more weeks
>>533665660>They're acting like a bunch of pirates!>Also we're scared to come close to them.
>>533665659I resent how bad that artist is, hitler was better.NO VIENNA ARTS ACADEMY FOR YOU CRINGE BOOMER RETARD!>Man up and realize that we are fighting an existential threat.The dark heart of the levant is rearing their ugly head. Israel, forsake all yer hope for those who enter here.
ISRAEL IS THE DARK HEART OF THE LEVANT!YOU KNOW IT! I KNOW IT! EVERYBODY KNOWS IT!
>>533665139How's Iran's anti air systems going? Do they have anything that can take down on F-35?
>>533665360iran wants TKD, kikes want TGM (Total Goyim Death), once either of those is fully executed, this shitshow will end
>Don't forget to Submit #1000 OP Pic SuggestionsAnon suggestions till now:>>533662380>>533654848>>533654527>>533658567>>533658638>>533658884>>533660297>>533660325>>533661846>>533663871
>>533665932>Do they have anything that can take down on F-35?time
something bad is going on, something very bad is comingthis makes no sense if it is just another round of TACO
>>533665797Needs a monke
▶RECENT:>Iran charging SoH tolls in Yuan (for China) and cryptocurrency>Iran insists won't agree to talks till USA removes naval blockade, recognizes the rights of the Iranian nation>China denies TOUSKA contained ‘gift’ for Iran>Israel fires interceptor missile towards Lebanon>A drone attack in Iraq's Kurdish region blamed on Iran>IRGC: Captured 2 vessels for disrupting order and safety of SoH>Israeli forces bomb residential areas of Bint Jbeil, Khiam and Hanine in Lebanon>EU-Israel trade pact remains in place>CVN USS GHW Bush steams north past Madagascar toward Persian Gulf ETA 3 to 4 days>Trump warns Iran to submit in 3 to 4 days or else>POTUS extends ceasefire unilaterally until a peace deal is reached.>Strait of Hormuz SoH: Still closed.>Haley: Touska headed from China to Iran and is linked to chemical shipments for missiles>>533658467>>533658333
>>533666057why are there even still Americans in lran?
>>533665932>>533666021They did take one (two?) F-35 down with a low-tech method a Chinese uni student came up with and uplaoded to tne internet & translated to persian subtitles (no joke)
>>533665927Can’t even afford a bun for that shoe leather. BAKA, famalam.
>>533666057Ceasefire in Lebanon is a joke.
>>533665797I'll add Zolfaghari at Qeshm to represent the Hormuz Boyz
>>533666163kek is that wordfilter for s m h? baka desu senpai
>>533666151Persian pussy.
Why is point defense still so shit in 2026?
>>533666151vacation and family ties probably>>533666190>>533666190yes but this means israel will bomb beirut
Israeli settlers are storming southern Syria and noone gives a shit not even /sg/ oldheads, sadtimesman :(>https://nitter.net/sermal_/status/2046927669414035774
>>533666131>>China denies TOUSKA contained ‘gift’ for Iranwhat's this about?
>>533666259Hard to resist desu
>>533665801In two weeks we get another two week nothingburger.
>>533666161is there a bilibili link?
>>533666283jewlani is doing nothing
>>533666099It needs literally everything. You can add whatever you want or send it to me so I add it for you. I will add "Sanmar Herald" in a better way (this was just a first draft to show the concept).>>533666196kek nice
>>533665610Damn and I thought I had toxic relationships
>>533666283sadtimes indeed. syria was lost a long time ago. AJ will happily GIVE Syria to the kikes.
>>533666308MehAll barely a solid 5/10 in Turkey
Imagine still chowing down on this nothingburger. It is over
Uhhh 50% of the world oil is gone…why the fuck did the stock market pumped?
>>533666429I'm sorry, but you're wrong.Turkish bitches are freakier though. Persians are way more modest.
>>533666283Ummah bros??????????????
iran taking security custody of the container ship is moving it to bandar abbas
>>533665797>>533666196I can't believe this happened because of a jeet scam call
>>533666538Look up the definition of fiat.
>>533666288Accusations that the ship was carrying Sodium Perchlorate for making rocket fuel.
>>533666236I guess so. Forgot about that one.
>God's chosen soldier to save America from the Marxist hordes. >The Jews aren't responsible for you being a loser. When you figure out what these two sentences say about you, you'll stop being a migger
Strait status?Petrodollar status?Hegemon status?Banan status?
>>533666574kek. Wasn't the 'captain of the Epaminondas' claiming it wasn't seized at all?
>>533665610locally here if we want to tell someone to stop being a shameless liar and deceiver, we say "كفاية صهينة" i.e. "stop the zionismery" similar to "kikery", or straight up tell him "انت يهودي" i.e. you're a kike, the "zionismery" is not a modern word, rather a word that was created in the 40s and 50s, on the other hand, the word "you're a kike" is basically a verb for (shameless lying and deceiving), it's way deep-rooted in the vocabulary compared to "zionismery" actually is
>>533666597missed that thanx, i thought they had domestic production
>>533666642yes. This needs to be more normalized in the english and germanic languages.
>>533666642Also>2006Fuck I feel old now.
>>533666151>why are there even still Americans in lran?My take:>Ceasefire extended unilaterally by Donnie. Wut.>Carrier group moving into the area over the weekend.>Donnie always waits until market close Friday. That's what the extension as "his discretion" is for.>Pump Friday, bomb Saturday
>>533666633It' wasn't seized, it's under new management
sounds like they're gonna make burgers pay for the gulf nations to keep using the USD lmao
Fuck Dan Caine. We needed to use nukes NOW. I want to see all of those Iranians burning in hell for being heretics. They're not human, so they deserve it.
>>533666793the GCC didn't just go to the US but to asia as well
>>533665959
>>533666757Someone should add it to:>>533666196
>>533666557I'm pretty sure I've known more persian and turkish women than u in my life bro, both exist here
>>533666843ok jew go back to the bagel shop and stfu
>>533665959araghchi
>>533666288>what's this about?https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/533478033/#q533478076 (POTUS post)>Nikki Haley: Touska "headed from China to Iran and is linked to chemical shipments for missiles.”>China Foreign Ministry Official: “As far as I know, it is a foreign-flagged container ship.”>TOUSKA carries sodium percholate which has dual use as fertilizer and chemical used in missiles>China denies TOUSKA contained ‘gift’ for Iran
>>533666744so this friday we'll be flooded again with migger shills claiming the strait is open, iran lost, trump won, etc etc
>>533665660if speedy gunboats work, why use anything else
>>533666333egyptian intel says hes a jew called "eliyahu shaheen" lol>>533666384thats the sad part, so many wars Syria fought against Israel directly and indirectly and their martyred and wounded counted for nothing in the end :'(>>533666571they'd rather die in a CIA/Mossad glowie war in Syria instead of freeing Palestine
>>533665959negotiations
>>533666987because war is about looking cool, not getting shit done. Have you seen the past 100 years of your history?
>>533665959make a big banner, anon
>>533667046>freeing Palestinebut is to free syria. "their own" land
>>533666793Very, very not good news
The problem with Obama and Biden was that they were false Messiahs; trump is the real deal though.
>>533666429this
>>533667046maybe the real /sg/ was the friends we made along the way? Including Ivan. We should give him a call some time.
>>533665959gimme shelter
>>533666057Iran would be stupid not to fire first lmao
>>533666843>heretics
>>533665659The joke is that he reads a newspaper and not watch a 2 minute video about it
>>533666793>believe you have an array of mystical unbeatable weapons >wait fuck fuck fuck>*pay dnebts for a century*
>>533666985>so this friday we'll be flooded again with migger shills claiming the strait is open, iran lost, trump won, etc etcIts ominously quiet in here now. Obviously I hope they fired are the migger shills. I suspect they are being fed their new lines currently
>>533667183>>533667188lol based
>>533667183>>533667188excellent work
>>533667188checked and kek'ed.Unfortunately such self-reflection will never exist.
>>533665959defeated
>>533667188>>hereticsKek
>>533667220The joke is that Trump never reads including Brancos cartoons.All that ass kissing and Trump doesn't even know.Probably didn't read his own books either.
Total russian death.
Markets are forward looking and the big players have already concluded the straight being closed is no big deal. Idk how you guys are coping about that but feel free to buy puts.
>>533667388go back to chug
>>533665959i had some time today, i made an oc
>lol
>>533667446>meme flag>can't spell straitkys
>>533667221We would go bankrupt in a real shooting war. This whole conflict has showed me that our economy no longer has the capacity to sustain the cost of these weapons. When a CIWS shooting for 8 seconds costs $400,000. The war is not winnable. Ideally Iran only needs to make us expend munitions and replenish them until an inflationary spiral takes hold from nonstop money printing
>>533667137>whataboutismmeaning it is indefensible even for the cartoonist
>>533667388>zhuganovpostingyou do realise this nigga thinks stalin was too merciful lmfao
>>533667388>p-please pay attention to my gay little warNo
Oh Iranny boy, we're coming for you.
>>533667388^ click this to see a troon
>>533665660>gone from "having the most lethal navy to now acting like a bunch of pirates"Enough about the US
>>533667515are you seriously reposting boomer slop partisan cartoons to /pol/do you want to make branco go through what happened to ben "KKK" garrison?
>>533666196>>533666591>>533666889ok, we got this. Still checking what else to add. I don't have many basic templates saved so if anyone wants to add, ideally png format. Perfect would be SVG but I'd have to check before opening that shit lmao
>>533667515shaking my headdemocrats too blind to even give Trump credit for opening the strait of hormuz
>>533667388Based, Altough the russian comminist party is controled opposition, i agree with his statement.Total chabad death
>>533667610I like that if you replace "Iran" with "Israel" in it it works perfectly kek
>>533667515>trump is actively facilitating at least half of theselol, lmao even
>>533665959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QOAHDOY3IYTHEME
Presented without comment.
>>533667449You should see what Russians in 2ch have to say about /chug/.It's incredibly informative. I will be sharing in the 1000 /pig/ edition since so many loser /chug/gers use /pig/ as their safe space.It's highly entertaining. Here's a taste.
>>533667682I don't even want to edit them because the artist is too bad and draws like a normal 8 year old.
>>533666642lol reminds me how the Spanish had an idiom "Hacer la judia" meaning "Doing the jewery" used for indicate deceiving or betraying someone. which is still used in latam countries, that's how old it is.
>>533667488>our economy no longer has the capacity to sustain the cost of these weaponsIt's not even that. You have no manufacturing base. You simply don't have the assembly lines, or the assembly lines for the assembly lines.They claim to be producing rouglhy 500 drones every day (whilst firing around 50) and an unknown amount of missiles per day (firing 10-30 per day)All of it is produced underground, where you can't reach it. You've tried bombing the entrances, but you've bombed the same facility over 170 times in just a few weeks and they were still firing from near to it basically every day.There really isn't any win-condition there.
lol! LMAO even
Well this explains a lot
>>533667766what does that even mean? you have to break some eggs to gas the fucking kikes?
>>533667766it tastes good and is nutrious with antisemitism?
>>533667766>any questionsis he trying to say that antisemitism makes your movement deliciously appealing, healthy and full of nutrients to make you strong?
>>533667832zoomer pls
>>533667515Friendly reminder that TRUMP TROONS KIDShttps://web.archive.org/web/20260305203226/https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116177318025647566
>>533667766this isn't real rightyou swapped the text or something right lol
>>533667766MAGA cooked antisemites COOKING
>>533667766gen-x lead brain meme
>>533667769nobody in /pig/ wants to hear your schizo ramblings, hohol
>>533666333Goylani is doing everything he's suppose to do.
>>533667819Nonsense. Trump would not attack a nuclear power.
>>533667819>this explains a lotIt doesn't, they didn't use any
>>533667990I don't particularly care. Zigger.
>>533667819>They were coming from Witkoff, who's clinically retarded and has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old
>>533667792There's also "judear" (to jew)
>>533667769>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнug
>>533667793Well we could win it. But nobody has the appetite for those 2 options. Nukes or ground invasion. Neither is viable and the latter will probably come with 50,000 casualties
>>533667793>They claim to be producing rouglhy 500 drones every dayWho said this? interesting if true
>>533667766>>533667961for the zoomies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FtNm9CgA6U i have a dusting of lead in the brain myself
>>533668077Nukes wouldn't open the strait.
>>533667992you know yesterday he was at a basketball game and there were half naked women twerking and islamists were chimping out about that, to the point there might be a assassination attempt on him lmfao
>>533667766For all the shitskins and ziggers who don't get it because they're stupid.>Your movement is fried.
>>533667766did this faggot just give us a versatile meme template?
>>533667992not everything, isn't shutting down smuggling sufficiently enough for israel to beat hezbollah on the ground (because it is just not feaseable not because of jolaniqueda)
>>533668062Just use your jeet flag poojeet. I know it's you.
>>533668086Bro those drones are retarded. Warhead, sheet metal, scooter engine. That's it. All the guidance is handled by a home cooked circuit board that uses a handful of analogue instruments to determine where it is on a downloaded map.A dozen rednecks in a garage could churn a dozen of these out a week. God knows what a whole country could do
>>533668178>people who disagree with me are automatically poojeets. therefore i winthis is your brain on hohol
>>533666642>>533667792>>533668061This is why I keep coming back to pol. Thank you lads.
>>533668120americans love fried food, antisemitism is what americans craveI get the message now
>>533667738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTKakINXjl8AAAAAHHHH
Trump no1
Seriously what the fuck happened to leftists like RFK Jr and Tulsi Gabbard? When they were on their presidential campaigns, they were anti-war, generally had strong left-wing positions, and were considered progressive. We knew RFK Jr was a big Zionist but besides that he was very left-wing. Now that they're both in the Trump administration, they're complete sycophants for Trump and go against almost all their previously held positions. Were they just always grifters? First they grifted the left, now they grifted the right? Did getting in positions of high power corrupt them? I mean their political careers will be forever tainted due to their association with Trump and what they did during his second term.
the fire rises
>>533668086iran made a million car a year anon, they can't easy do 500 drones a day
>>533668313Hormussy status?
>>533668086I thought Ghalibaf said something like that at some point, but now that I'm trying to sauce it again I can only find it from chinks, so don't quote me on that.dw.com puts it at 10k/month, which would be around 300/day. Other estimates I'm seeing put it at 400/day.https://www.dw.com/en/iran-us-israel-war-missiles-drones-strait-of-hormuz/a-76503329
>>533668264nigger everyone loves fried food. fat is more calorie dense than sugar/carbs. in fact, your goethe wrote about how northern italy was shithole because the evil overlords made sure the peasants were too stupid to cook their food with butter (i dont know how they managed to psyop the peasants like this) and so they all looked unhealthy and gross
>>533668351is that real? wow, this will go bad very fast
>>533668264idk what they call it in germany but cut a hole in some bread and fry an egg in the middle, it's pretty good
Soon, the world will bow down to Trump.
>>533668351they already backtracked, came from the financial ministerI checked
>>533667766Lenin used to say, you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs
>>533668351>we can make money off our strait? holy shitkek Iran got the ball rolling now every country with a strait will start charging
>>533668351BRICS financial warfare? both Iran and Indonesia are members? or is this multipolarfagging?
>>533668351>China PulseGot any real sauce?
>>533668351basedFUCK those Egyptian and Panamalian faggots thinking they have the sole claim to shipping fees just because white people dug them some trenches
>>533668422poarched egg I think is the dish called in english never ate that only put fried egg on toast myself
>>533668228>>533668360It's more than believable, but having the source would be good because they might have other info. >>533668380Cool, thanks.
>>533668468finance minister of indonesia floated it but they instantly backtracked
>feel free to buy putsI am.
>>533668491you have to fry the bread with the egg in butter. try it
>>533668324idk what you expected from a man who signed up to work for the very people who murdered his father and uncle
>>533667488>thatsabingo.gif
>>533667769im glad i was honoring this man by shitting on russia at every opportunity in chug. also say waht you will about chug but /uhg/ was literally just people like tucker carlson. failed glowies sucking the teet of the elite with smelly feet
>>533668511US military sources put that out, the US says iran got 40-60k shaheds those are the numbers being floated aroundyou can selected a source but we don't have good numbers or trustworthy sources
>>533668351honestly every country should do thisif it's your waters, you are owed a tollfuck being nice
>>533668244>this is your brain on hoholIt really is. He thinks only I can post:>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнugdespite the fact that I've posted on this id and flag in this thread. Some people are lost, in every sense of the word.
>>533666161It's a fun little story but zero proof some youtube video had anything to do with it
>>533668422>He doesn't know about ButterschmalzgebratenesSpiegeleiimToastbrotscheibenmitMittelkreislochFrühstücksspezialität
>>533668610The retards of /pig/ still believe the USS Lincoln was sunk 15 times
>>533668437i bet he got one lasting more than 4 hours from just the ideaequally i'd bet the minister of defense and the entire diplomatic corps threatened to kick his ass personally
>>533667793>You have no manufacturing base. You simply don't have the assembly lines, or the assembly lines for the assembly lines.They have one single factory for tank barrels.And that factory does double duty for making bunker busters.People don't give 1960s republicans & Margaret Thatcher enough shit for triggering off shoring in the first place.Sure modern progressives shill for it nowadays but it's a deeply Neocohen policy.>>533667766I'd to congratulate antisemites for winning the war on antidemitism.
>>533668662here found a sourcehttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-04-22/singapore-says-trade-through-malacca-strait-must-remain-free
Someone else add something now lmao
>>533668351When Trump said Iran should share Hormuz toll with us, he made other countries consider tolls for revenue.
>>533668660strait status
>>533668422my family calls this egg in a basket, i have no idea if that's usual terminology
>>533667769I know russia is a shithole, you don't need to convince me of it
>>533667488Yeah the last time this would've been affordable & politically viable would've been, like, 1991-2001 or something.
>>533668461Indonesia is not in BRICS it's a US ally they're putting the squeeze on China but anyway it was just a play because they've already backtracked that statement
>>533668077nukes wouldn't work, and ground invasion would cost closer to 300k KIA if you really wanted to get shit done. You'd end up in the same situation Russia is in.This time, the IEDs have rotors. And a camera. And a zoomer controlling it.
Will we ever see the bombings happening ever again? Trump is TACOing, and i wonder if they IRGC will let him go as if nothing happened for the last 47 years
>>533668815iran is winning without using their missiles so why would they restart?
>>533668571Yeah RFK Jr I'm not as surprised about. I can see him as always being evil and lying the entire time. Tulsi I'm still surprised about though
>>533668456Happy days. UK wins again.
>>533668655>>533668738kek, i thought the german translation would be egglingstiens en basketilbingburgers
trump status? hormussy status?
>>533668815>Will we ever see the bombings happening ever again? Trump is TACOingThere's another carrier on the way.
>>533668678I watched the jimmy savile Steve coogan thing the other day. Every time I learn a little more about Thatcher, I realise how stupid she was
>>533668854Plus every week of delay is another week closer to the midterms and Iran's position gets stronger.
>>533668807>ground invasion would cost closer to 300k KIA
>>533668862i did a deep dive in the records and it turns out she's a woman
>>533668873UK is losing as long as this robotic fag is in charge.
>>533668854Letting the military leave untouched is what i don't like. Trump will try to invade a much weaker country to boost Morale. Like Grenada after being humiliated in Vietnam
>>533668715
>>533668873You can't even stop the channel crossings
Can shit just escalate for fuck sakes. It like death by a thousand cuts right now and it gay as fuck.
>>533667803I think the funniest part of this whole psyop is the fact that for each of these women you can find articles basically copy pasted saying the exact same thing outside of their basic bio with the same blurred out "state confession" and each says that they will be the "first female to be executed by the regime like that" over the last 2 years
>>533668385Based & butter pilled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWPBr4L1eyE
What will Iran do about the hezbollah situation, choking off the strait is fine and dandy and all but what will they do in terms of supporting hezbollah against the israeli ground invasion? Israel still has their "ceasefire" with lebanon that is getting violated by both sides but when that ceasefire is over will Iran help hezbollah by striking israeli military targets in lebanon?
>>533668960>UK is losingI've been to your country lad. Don't start.
>>533665660>Admitting that all Iran needs to capture ships and lay mines etc are speedboats and jetskisGood god this cunt is incompetent
>>533669066>Israel still has their "ceasefire" with lebanon that is getting violated by both sidesso status pre ante bellum
>>533665360Nigger i'm here from early 2000's. >You can't get off, it never stops
>>533666987They weren't using speedy gunboats during the active war because they have 0 protection against a foe that shoots back. They're using them now only because the US has promised not to sink them.
>>533669066hezbollah already BTFOed israel. they're doing great.iran is already helping by refusing negotiations until lebanon is at peace
>>533667388>>533667769>NAFOid got so asshurt (probably when he tried to shill on /chug/) he had to come to /pig/ to try to cool his searing anus
>>533665610I see that he has already gradually begun to hate them
>>533669144well if they really wanted to they could just lob a missile at the dang ship. it's actually an act of mercy to board and take it over.
>>533665660Source or fake
>>533669066I think they are waiting on Trump to attack again but if he doesn't I do believe they will eventually strike Israel again
TOTAL TRUMP VICTORY
>>533669199they are so incredibly butthurt about /chug/ even existing
>>533669241what about that looks fake to you? looks like typical trump admin retardation to me
>>533669002just need some AK47s, speedboats, and a dream, Hormuz style
>>533668815My suspicion is that they're hoping to ensure all of the remaining interceptors, THAADs & Patriots remaining can be delivered and used up.Once there just flat out isn't any more stock left Netanyahu is gonna have a lot less appetite to push this to continue.The Iron Dome is exceedingly well made but it's also really goddamn expensive to fire and really goddamn slow to restock.
>>533669169fuck I'm late.
>>533667792the "109" didn't happen out of thin air, and it started with them getting expelled from egypt after they caused the famines that killed immense numbers of egyptians, moses tried to help them, but they are kikes whaddya expectthey asked moses: "we're hungry, moses, we want to eat", and so moses asked God, and they got "manna" from heaven which angles feast upon, they said, "we want meat moses, where's the meat!", and they asked him: "we are thirsty moses, oy gevalt! we're gonna die!", and moses struck the stone and they got it, and then when moses was gone for like 30 days, they betrayed him and made a golden calf to worship, kek
>>533668351It's extending everywhere...
>>533668807Zoomer is the scariest part for me.
>>533669199IDK how he expects to come off as smug when he is clearly seething about something>>533669298I've fallen for way too many fake Trump tweets because they're all believably retarded, everything is fake until proven gay
>>533669412damn he's not fucking around
>>533668351Can't they just take the long way around? Do they have to go around Australia then?
>>533669432have you seen those guys try to play quake? smdh desu
>>533669295>>5336694584 years and counting of butthurt now, this can't possibly be healthy for them. If Russia hits some Baltoid country for launching "Ukrainian" drones, the butthurt may increase exponentially beyond the limits of anyone's control.
>>533669412>>533669491Gotta pay the toll.
>>533669412>when a nigger reincarnates as an elephant
>>533668351We should start taxing the Torres Strait. 20% of the world's crayfish and trepang pass through it! Australian Century!
>>533669082Disagreed. Standards of living are decent for the average working class person (affordable public transportation, decent social welfare, decent wages, unions, ...). The Belgian political system is fucking weird and dysfunctional though. That being said... FPTP is garbage too.
https://sonar21.com/trump-does-taco-tuesday-but-still-sabotages-exit-ramp-jcpoa-2/
>>533667702Most brit flags are worse than leaf flagsYou faggots are truly the biggest most insufferable losers on the planet after jews
>>533669600imagine the smell
>>533669501Long way’s around Ausfailia. Shipping companies normally don’t like doing that because of the extra fuel cost but also because the southern ocean is the worst fucking place on earth to try and drive a boat
Is there a situation where the strait remains closed into june? Are the retards really about to start shooting again knowing full well it could straight up end the global economy? Depending on how hard they lay into Iran should they start the hot war again, they could shut off 30%+ of global oil production indefinetly and the entire fucking planet eats shit and dies but are they really that eager to continue fighting a war they cannot win and ending the global economy?
>>533669616belgium is the worst western europe country imodoesn't even have its own language
>>533669616Belgium isn't real.
>>533669639>You faggots are truly the biggest most insufferable losers on the planet after jewsbe careful, they are the mastermind of the last century you do not want to make them your enemy same as the frenchgermans are the most harmless europeans
>>533669734>Is there a situation where the strait remains closed into junewhy yes, it's the situation we're in now
>>533668324one word:jews
>>533669639>the biggest most insufferable losers on the planet after jewsSays the country getting btfo by a few Persian upstarts.
>>533669744From Brexit through multiple horrible governments (Tories and Labour had so many embarrassing scandals, you gotta admit that).>I'm not even Belgian. I just live here.>European native though.
>>533669734Yes. America is this stupid.
>>533669734Maybe depends on how much they buy into the mahdi / 12th imam thing
>>533669750pull the other one hans
>>533669740It's a meme country for sure. But it has decent basics. It's neither Netherlands nor France. Just some weird experiment people did for a laugh.
>>533669734>Is there a situation where the strait remains closed into june?I think this would happen if trump doesn't sleep walk into another escalation cycle which is the most likely outcome.
>>533669491People don't realize the strength of large mammals until it really confronts them. Watched a retard get too close to wolves in yellowstone. He was very fortunate to leave that one with his life
>>533669600https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpGzVb1_F3E
>>533669822>>I'm not even Belgian. I just live here.well yeah there's no such thing as a belgian
>>533669529I tried watching a NAFOid do analysis of the war in Iran the other day because I had an hour to kill and it was unwatchableImagine getting a whole narrative that refuses to stray from what FENTCOM says even an inch, that falls on its dick trying to fit it all together and at the same time does the "if Iran wins = they are the good guys" while hating the US but at the same time jerking off American wunderwaffen It was the most infuriating shit to listen to, these people can't even describe a sunrise without bending themselves into knotsWorld of Tanks ruined a generation of faggots
If straights get taxed then there goes globalization.
>>533669066The Iranians are waiting for their choke of the global economy to eventually force the amerifats to pick between two possibilities:1. To leave the ME (and thus Israel to her luck against Iran + Hezbollah + whoever else decides to piggyback)2. To restart the hot war (thus being seen as the aggressors) to which Iran would respond by missiling and droning the region again.In the meantime they are doing logistics work (restocking on munitions, cleaning bunker entrances, so on).Israel on the other hand is hoping to force a civil war in Lebanon through the [you]cease[and I]fire (so that they can occupy more Lebanese land before any diplomatic agreement) and using its lobbyists to force the US to restart the hot war.
>>533668324Same as every USA politician: AIPAC donations
>>533669734Iran’s goal is to wait however long is necessary for America to fuck off out of the region. I don’t even know what we’re trying to do at this point but it basically turned the entire thing into a crab battle where basically everyone eats shit after a month or two (india is punished by being forced to eat food)
>>533669719Brutal>>533669734This is what happens when Fox News is leading the "free world"
>>533667515>he's the reason Iran needs a nuke as deterrence>he actively committed voter fraud and wants to commit more>he is constantly committing fraud and creating fake fraud to distract from the files>dems bitch about islamic invasions too>dems bitch about globalism too>dems bitch about trannies too>dems bitch about trannies too
>>533669994Says the retard who just spent multiple years tariffing the entire planet.
>>533669372in algeria, they had favoured status from the french and fled to france upon algeria's independence, fuckin nuts
>>533669977checked
Kek, you niggas still keeping this general alive?Has anything even happened since last week?
>>533669994Yeah pretty much, most countries will have to start living in smaller local spheres and secure resources again, more will go for nukes as a life insurance and they'll have to focus on local industries again
>>533669875the french got outsized diplomatic cache and the brits are nasty machinators with hyper aggression cloaked well enough that they make the israelis look like total amateursgermany meanwhile does nothing only being incompetent
>A top envoy to Donald Trump has asked the US president and FIFA to replace Iran with Italy at the upcoming World Cup, the Financial Times reports.>"I confirm I have suggested to Trump and Infantino that Italy replace Iran at the World Cup," Paolo Zampollli, a US special envoy, told the paper. >"I'm an Italian native and it would be a dream to see the Azzurri at a US-hosted tournament. With four titles, they have the pedigree to justify inclusion."
>>533669994>straights get taxed>globohomo defeated
>>533668351>china pulse Ogey. Indonesia wouldn’t do this because they know they would get their tight little bussies reamed out by China, then their government leaders would get their cocks chopped off and made into Xi Jinpings eunuch attendants.
>>533670120sounds... good? fuck hyper globalizationi hate how we like, harvest stuff in one country, ship it to china to be packaged, and ship it back to where it was grown to be sold
>>533670120yea but that gonna be good for the lower class, maybe this wealth inequality gonna get fixed now. that being said, it'll also lead to rise of China since they have all the manufacturing pretty much, it gonna take decades to restart local manufacturing.
>>533670066I can't wait for xi to just start doing Hormuz puns the whole meeting with trump
>>533669987if you are stupid enough to fall for nafoid propaganda or are brainraped enough to make it yourselfthen it has to filter out a sane audience
>>533669994Sounds great. We can get France and the Bongs to slapfight over the Channel. Denmark will return to doing Denmark things. Spain will take back Gibraltar and charge their own.
>>533669600Send in Executive Outcomes to kill Papua Nigger Guineans it'll be like the 90s again
>>533669994Oh no! Anyway...
>>533669600We are going to blockade the Cook Strait to keep disgusting North Islanders away from our lord of the rings paradise of the South Island
>>533670316Now this is a fake country...
>>533670260>France and the Bongs to slapfight over the ChannelI don't see the two of us getting into a fightEspecially with us supplying a bunch of their electricity nowadays, would be retarded and American to start a war in that context
>>533670363>t. A piece of farmland that only exists for Germany to sneak attack France through
>>533670260or you can fuck off as you collapse into communist infighting after they do gun confiscationwe consolidate an european security umbrella, steal the intermarum from your influence then make a grande bargain with russia sapping asianraw materialstage an offensive posture in the african near abroad, sanction israel, draw turkey out from the american security umbrellathen do anti feminist and anti liberal reforms in the coming anti american wave washing over the world this is obvious fiction, europe is hapless, incompetent and of poor
Lookner live if anyone cares. Also Navy chief leaving
>>533670413belgium invented french fries and makes nice waffles while new zealand is famous for hobbits and that fat german mega upload guy shitposting
>>533670363Wallonia is French
>>533670492>leavinguh-huh.
>>533670218>sounds... good? fuck hyper globalizationNigga, hyper globalization is what allows cheap electronics, cheap chemical products and all the other stuff that makes modern life possible. If globalization gets rugpulled by a lack of energy you would see the mother of all economic depressions, prices going to the roof and scarcity of a shitload of modern comforts (+ literal starvation of gorillions in Africa and Asia; and thus the biggest refugee crisis ever).
>>533670368i don't see the brits do itbut on the other hand we clearly don't get enough appreciation and influence from the fact we prevented the collapse and still keep afloat of the energy grid of most of our direct neighbours
>>533670424Europe needs to kick america out if they want to make their own decisions again
>>533670492>Hung Caouh oh. chink spy now in charge of US navy
>>533669326>The Iron Dome is exceedingly well madei have seen 100s of missiles cut through that purportedly infallible "dome". the fact of the matter is shooting missiles with missiles as a defense strategy only works when you have more missiles than your enemy
>>533670548>Noooo but My hecking slop!!!!
>>533670512>belgium invented frenchNo, they just took Parisian Galettes de Pont Aven and said they invented it
>>533670363I can't even find it on a map.
>>533670578you really are a british colony
>>533670557hoo boy he's going to send the carriers in, isn't he?
>>533670368I say a slapfight and you extrapolate that into a shooting war. I thought you guys were supposed to be all peaceful.
>>533670581Vietnamese, they hate the chinese.
>>533670138nigga thinks he's playing total warhammer fantasy like wtf dis nigga talkin about
If it's true that Trump made up the story that the girls get spared, the Irannies kinda have to go through with it now lol. Poor girls
>>533667317Good one.
>>533668431Based and patriot pilled
>>533670316are the sheep invading?
>>533670682people are assuming a fiery but mostly peaceful slapfight
>>533670621I wish our country didn’t appear on all maps of the world so that Indians couldn’t find their way here
>>533670667THE british colony, that is
>>533670694they will know their deaths will not be in vain
>>533670620we have to give them something, don't ruin my good spirited gesturethey got the flemish masters though (lets ignore molenbek, the eu parliament and the third worst thing belgium is known for which was belgium congo)
Bakerbro you still here?
>>533670424Hey, you guys had several chances to fuck up the world. Its our turn. Go grab back the land you lost in those attempts. Denmark won't even see if coming.
>>533670813BAKING
>>533670557interesting...
>>533670563We make a killing on their energy grid tbf, it's the reason the germs freaked out and called us a monopoly, soon we'll be majority owner of the island's nuclear power plants and will hold about 30% of British electricity War's not gonna happen any time soon
>>533670816>Hey, you guys had several chances to fuck up the worldyou will never understand european wars properlythe bongs are still mad at bismarck and can't properly get over the fact germany even exists
BREAKING SECRETARY HUNG IS IN CHARGEHUNGUNG
>>533670957Cao Cao is running the US navy now, thats going to go well
>>533670682We had a thousand year rivalry and you think it's just going to be a slap fight?Britain said they'd nuke Madrid when Spain joked about asking for Gibraltar We're not throwing gyros at each other when we go to war burgerman
>>533667317Time flies. Made this 03/30.
>>533670934i think everybody that thought like that is either dead or posting on /his/
>>533670928They could just seize them the way the mutts had the Dutch take over Nexperia
>>533670957How many "resigned" military leaders is that now?Secretary of the Army went too right?What did they refuse to do?
>>533671064lmao
>>533670612>said through his slophone, designed by some fag in Commiefornia, built in HoChiMin, Vietnam - with metals mined cheaply in EthnicStrifebuktu, Congo and shipped using massive cargo ships built in CyberPunksan, Worst Korea. All using fossil fuels from Slaveadh, UAE
>>533670539everything left of rhine should be
MIGRATE>>533671127Migrate>>533671127
>>533671123hegzest needed a Hung secretary
>>533671023LOL
>>533671064did you read up how the milk snatcher reacted to german reunification behind the scenes?
>>533671116Yeah little known fact about our power plants (that is the reason Germany committed energy sudoku in the early 2000s), we have really specific engines that use fuel nobody else makes as insurance in that casePresident Chirac, god rest his soul, sold Germany some nuclear fuel without telling them it wouldn't work in their powerplants and then refused to refund Germany for it and asked if they wanted EDF plants insteadFunny motherfuckerBut it means they'd have a month of fuel and the manual is in french anyways
>>533666793Nothing new>U.A.E. Central Bank Gov. Khaled Mohamed Balama raised the idea of a currency-swap line with Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Treasury and Federal Reserve officials in meetings in Washington last week, the officials said. The Emiratis emphasized that they had so far avoided the worst economic effects of the conflict but might still need a financial lifeline, the officials said.>But they have also argued that it was President Trump’s decision to attack Iran that entangled their country in a destructive conflict whose effects may not be over, some of the officials said. Emirati officials told the U.S. officials that if the U.A.E. runs short of dollars, it may be forced to use Chinese yuan or other countries’ currencies for oil sales and other transactions, some of the officials said.>In that scenario is an implicit threat to the U.S. dollar, which reigns supreme among global currencies partially because of its near-exclusive use in oil transactions.https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/u-a-e-asks-u-s-for-a-wartime-financial-lifeline-3f9ea3a0TLDR: UAE wants to trade in yuan lol
>>533666283Fucking cvcks, Assad was far from perfection but at least they weren't shabbos most retarded goyim lmao Say thanks to Hafez and King Hussein of Jordan for cvcking and supporting jewSA and shitsrael back in the 90's (and even 70's)
>>533666969Idk the US and kikes are constantly going off about sodium perchlorate and have been since last year. They think every jet or boat entering Iran is carrying it, every shed in the desert is making it. At this point I think it's just a big, convincing sounding word Mossad uses to get US to do whatever.
>>533671468The beautiful thing is that Trump is the only only president dumb enough to just ignore that.Cue funni.
>>533669734Like a moth to the flame. USA can't help end its own empire because its time
>>533670957Who Hung Cao Tung?
>>533671304I just did and it was interesting but feels like a generational post-war thing. Maybe that attitude hasn't disappeared completely (I don't think that shit ever does) but I'd be amazed if it that wanting germany to not exist drove anything UK policy wise these days though
>>533671662name checks out lol, after securing Syria they'll move to Iraqi Anbar
>>533669579Elephants are SMARTER, asshole
