Turns out he didn’t destroy Irans navy
>>533667759>notorious liar who literally lies 50-100% of the time he opens his mouth turns out to be a liar againBaffling. No one could have seen it coming.
>>53366775933 speedboats with guns is not a navy lol
>>533667759Remember when he said we completely destroyed their entire nuclear program down to the foundations a few months ago and then did some massive strikes because they were two weeks away from having a nuke for the 1,300th two weeks in a row?
>>533667999desu iran didn't have much of a navy before this war even started
>>533667759Lol this is a navy to third worlders. LOL fucking hell you fucks expose yourself everytime you post.
>>533667999Works on my strait.
>>533667999They've never had one in the first place (outside of 8 rusty literal who models). They were always a land power
>>533667999Technically it is, so technically you are wrong.
>>533667999Just one is enough to keep the strait closed which is all that matters
>>533668068>>533667999And yet they’re using it to shut down the Hormuz and makes the U.S. navy scared af
they're all going to get got in the next mow pass don't worry
>>533667759>At least 33Mason-bros, what did they mean by this?
>>533667759I like how Trump is just a compulsive liar, he'll lie about shit that's not even important just for the sake of lying. It's maybe a little better than other politicians who are more tactful with their lying and underhanded deeds.
>>533667999That's all they need to actually close the Strait. That's kind of the problem
>>533667759>Outboard engines on fishing boats crewed retards with surplus rifles are a navy nowLmao the depths you absolute losers have to dive to to pretend you have a win is laughable.
>>533667999Feel free to sail your ships through there
>>533668242But it isn't because they haven't closed anything. Those boats have probably already been destroyed at this point. If they know where they are they're already dead. RIP bozos.
>>533667759>A bunch of fishing skiffs with guns on them>Iranian navyGet the fuck outta here
>>533667999mines your hormussy
>>533667759>pleasure-boats with a machine gun>NavyChrist, the old, mothballed US navy ships could vaporize these things.
>>533667999And they're still able to hold the world hostage LOL
>>533667999so why is your carrier blocking Hormuz straight from India shoreline?
>>533667759mother fucking 33
>>533668138you're such a dick-riding little weasel lmao. Scared? No. Impossible to cross without losing a ship, maybe so. Sea mines do as they are designed to function retard, its like being called a coward because you won't stand in the middle of a 9-lane highway in the middle of the night
>>533668681>world>6-asian nationslmao. lol. the world isn't asia or india. The world will continue to spin, asia will not.
>>533667759>at least 33
>33 speedboats
>>533667999>trip 9's>33 boats6 more weeks?
>>533667999This.All their war ships have been destroyed.
>>533667999Okay then you should be able to enter the strait jamboy.
>>533667999If Pappi and Junior hot-dogging a muscle-boat to Trinidad are "narco-terrorists" then yes, 33 speedboats with rockets are a "navy."
>>533667999They may not have a navy anymore but it seems that the all mighty US Navy is afraid of some scraggly beard Mohameds with machine guns on fishermen boats since those boat niggas have them grabbed by the pussy and they can keep the straight closed if they're ordered to do so, imagine investing a gorilion of tax payer dollars to build the biggest navy in the world just to be scared off like a bunch of sissy twinks by a country with no navy.>>533668486And why didn't they do that again, just a few days before the ceasefire Netanyahu's girlfriend was tweeting about opening the strait by force if required, yet he never made the move but he negotiated the ceasefire instead.>>533668981>b-but we don't cross because of le sea minesThe only country who claims that Iran has deployed sea mines is the US, or more specifically the Pentagon, nobody has ever confirmed nor denied such claims and Iran has only talked about the possibility of using mines but they never announced they were already deploying them, and I believe more in Iran since they need to have the ability to re-open and close the strait whenever they need to and the mines can also complicate their own operations in the strait, that's reserved as the last resource if everything goes south and they cannot keep the control of the strait with their current strategy anymore.TL;DR: Fake and gay excuses just to justify why they don't want to enter the strait.
>>533667999Oh. OK then. Guess that means you won.
>>533667999What do you think navy means retard
>>533668981>because you won't stand in the middle of a 9-lane highway in the middle of the nightYou'd only be a 'coward' if you spent over a month scream at everyone that you were going to just that and then refused at every opportunity but still kept saying you would do itStop being a bitch boi
gonna start referring to my boat as my own personal navy
>>533667759WE WON TRANNY!!!
>>533668186It means they’re going to kill Christ.
>>533668981>I'M NOT AFRAID I JUST WON'T DO IT BECAUSE I THINK I MIGHT DIEI'm sure that made sense in your ESL head
>>533669713they don't need retarded USA style navy. it's easy to hit a giant boat, it's hard to hit 30 small boats each carrying multiple bazookas
>>533667759Fast attack vehicles are speedboats.
>>533670099>There isn’t a universal legal checklist that says “you must have X ships to count as a navy.” It’s more about function than numbers.>Bare minimum in practice:>A country can reasonably claim it has a navy if it has:>* At least one commissioned vessel owned and operated by the state>* A permanent maritime force structure (personnel, command, training)>* A defined mission (defense, patrol, law enforcement, etc.)>That’s it. Even a single patrol boat with a small crew can qualify if it’s formally organized and tasked with maritime duties.According to Chat GPT you can have your own personal navy if you meet these requirements, lol
>>533667999enough to keep most powerful """navy""" in the world outside of region
>>533667999>
>>533670263And if they ran the strait and hit a mine I'm sure you'd be here going on about it.
>>533668138Literal retarded peasants know how to divert rivers and carve through mountains. Im not questioning the ingenuity of individual people. Im questioning the "navy" you third world fucks think and "individual" can be.I dont expect a brown skin to understand this though.
>>533670268>it's hard to hit 30 small boats each carrying multiple bazookasIt's exceptionally easy to sink small boats.
>>533667999So america is getting stonewalled by a country without a navy? Incredibly impressive on Iran's part then
>>533670268You poor lads think the US is Russian tier.
>>533667759Some random speedboats is hardly a navy though.
>>533670422Well yeah, it was the massed drones that made it shitty for you.
>>533667759Kek a few motorboats easily defeated the US Navy. They are scared shitless and keep a hundred km distance rather than doing basic shit like escorting commercial trade
>>533670501Yeah, it's like pretending Somalia is a naval power.
>>533670501If those speedboats can keep the straight closed, it doesn't matter what you call them.
>>533670601The speedboats aren't keeping the strait closed. It's the drones.
>>533667999It has effectively cut off 20% of the global energy supply in addition to countless volumes of critical chemicals. They have the president of the most powerful nation on earth spamming walls of text in frustration as the world is held hostage. If anything all the fancy navy toys we have are a huge waste of money in the face of low cost solutions and a determined enemy force.
>>533667759>>533668040Still not as bad as when he lied about taking down all their anti-air defenses, then we lost over a dozen aircraft. I bet those pilots were in for quite a shock. Lying to your own troops like that should be treasonous, but this guy can get away with treason so not like it matters anyway.
>>533667999and yet it still puts a hard counter to zog's bullshit petrodollar empire in the MEreally nigga? ALL THOSE TRILLION DOLLAR PLANES AND BOMBS AND A BUNCH OF SPEED BOATS BEATS YOU???BBBBAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHATCHA GONNA DOOO WHEN THE XHINA NAVY DECENDS UPON YOU+?!
>>533670268The US Navy is stuck in 1990's to early 2000's warfare tactics, big boats and aircraft carriers became a liability in the modern era ruled by cheap drones and decentralized command tactics, the bugertards can seethe and dilate all day if they want but Iran has demonstrated this to the entire world, my fellow tico.>>533670390And yet they are still there scaring off big chungus floating fortresses with not much trouble.>>533670449You poor lads still think Iran is Iraq tier
>>533670390>It's exceptionally easy to sink small boats.lol, sure thing, jeet
>>533667759Attack crafts? Are you serious or you're trolling us?
>>533667759>20 "boats"Wow, can I see them?
>>533671043> USA navy that destroyed Iran is useless in modern warfareYou must be a special kind of retard
>>533671043>And yet they are still there scaring off big chungus floating fortresses with not much trouble.Anon they're in a ceasefire, the boats weren't active when the war was hot.
>>533670708Technically he lied to the public, not to the airmen (who are not called troops by the way). Your air force would get the information from military intelligence, not from Trump, and I'm betting they got the truth.
>not a real navythey just captured two ships! seems real enoughhttps://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/iran-seizes-ships-in-strait-of-hormuz-after-trump-extends-ceasefire/ar-AA21viKw
>>533667999but it IS.There are no rules for what makes up a navy. >Iran has no airplanes thus they have no air superioritythey fire arrows>Iran has no super carriersThey only need ships for a small coast line.
>>533667999My local scouts are basically a combat platoon.
>>533669259It's almost as if this whole thing stunk to high heaven, almost.
>>533668186Whenever you see the 33 in the news just understand that the story is purely a “Narrative driver” and has no real relevance to real life happenings. It means the story is like an episode of Naruto where there’s only backstory and talking between characters. I usually just skip and go to the next episode with a fight scene. The real life equivalent would be just waiting for the next draconian legislation to get passed that uses one of those “33” stories as motivation. >33 boats >now we’re passing a bill to send another 15 billion to Israel so they can defend against the 33 boats (or whatever else they’re going to use this to do)None of it really matters. Some 33 stories are purely “lol look what we can get these zombies to believe” stories and those are more like the comic relief episodes
>>533667759You lost, tranny
>>533667999Depending on what they're armed with they could destroy an awful lot of shit. Can a cruiser's armour take an RPG shot at the waterline?
>>533667759>the us military can shoot a tomahawk up your ass at a moments notice >they can’t spot 33 speed boats on the open ocean mYou brown people are delusional
>>533671542They would send a seahawk, not a cruiser, to deal with speedboats.
>>533671542>Can a cruiser's armour take an RPGYes actually, it's virtually for that to work. The RPG is not a powerful enough explosive for that to work. It has only a small fraction of the required boomboom. You also wouldn't be able to get close enough to use an RPG before you were torn apart by the cruisers Vulcan cannon and/or machine guns, which have much longer range than your RPG.
>>533671251The purpose of a military is to fulfill strategic objectives. If it doesn't achieve those objectives, then it doesn't matter how much stuff they blow up. This isn't some /pol/ dumbass idea. It's literally what they teach at military colleges. Holy fuck you can tell Portugal got the nigger genes.
>>533667999>33 speedboats with guns is not a navy lolsure, retardon a side note, a bunch of guys with rifles is not a militia. armies now use drones, nukes, airplanes, etc. your constitution should address this. lolololol
I hate being a conspiracy theorist but so much of this excursion, diversion, little war makes no fucking sense, all you can do is watch the outcome to observe the objective because you will never unravel all the layers of bullshit, all the psyops that they run along the way. The objective is to close the strait, to keep oil prices high for a set amount of time, Christ knows how long but probably long enough to guarantee a global economic recession with a little starvation thrown in.
>>533667759>little boatiesLolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XU0kUjNW2ILMAO
>>533671251>USA navy that destroyed Iran is useless in modern warfareSure, they fucked up Iran's top tier ships, like for example that one they sank in international waters while they were returning from an even where they were disarmed, even a Somalian pirate boat with a rocket launcher could do that, yet Iran kept the strait closed despite they lost their best boats, they were already prepared beforehand for this scenario.>>533671257They were just far enough to not be considered part of the conflict when the war was hot, now they came closer since the ceasefire was announced but they were always there, do you think they weren't ready to enter heads first to the strait if they ever saw a chance of taking it when they sank the Iranian navy? They just realized it was still too risky even after decimating the last warship.>>533671470At least there are still Americans with common sense out there, even if this story was only to justify yet another multi billion military aid package for Israel, this kind of news makes your navy look incompetent and gay, but most zogged boomers will ignore that part and only seethe at the 33 speedboats and be happy when the orange nigger signs another blank check on Israel's name.
>>5336719885th generation warfare is just plain fucking gay.
>>533671828That doesn't stop boolit from sinking them. Little boats ain't going to do shit against anything.
>>533670449KekYou wish you were Russian tier.Truth is...You're nigger tier.
>>533671988>little war makes no fucking senseChina is trying to supply Iran because they want to take Taiwan (which is never going to happen) thinking their political shitbull is going to be enough to distract the Trump admin.
>>533671988I think Netanyahu told Trump to do something, he did it without thinking, and now he simply refuses to admit it was fucking retarded.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escalation_of_commitment>Escalation of commitment is a pattern of decision-making in which individuals or groups continue to invest in a chosen course of action despite mounting evidence that the decision is wrong or that the project is unlikely to succeedI think about this a lot. Covid jabbies, trannies, Trump right now, it's all the same shit.
>>533668337Keep coping retard
>>533670665The speed boats fill a niche the drones dont. They all help Iran to close the strait.
>>533668981>I-I'm not s-scared, I just refuse to go within 1,000 miles of it
>>533667999Why can't Americans understand asymmetrical warfare? This is why you lost in Vietnam
>>533667884yeah trump's pretty bad too, haven't heard of this no name twatter account though
>>533667884hes document to have over 30,000 confirmed lies during his first term. There is no one on planet earth that lies more than the king of the retards, Trump. Republicans are the bottom of the barrel niggers. A cannibal from the Congo would be a better leader.
>>533672195>they want to take Taiwan (which is never going to happen)There is only one China and China cannot "take" itself. The government in Taiwan is simply the remnant of the losing side in the Chinese civil war. It's a pretty open and shut case for those who know the history. Anyway the USA is in decline and has been seen abandoning allies in the last few years (Kurds militants, Afghan greenies, Ukrainians, etc). Meanwhile Taiwan isn't even actually an ally. I don't expect any serious pushback from USA when reunification happens.
>>533672334How did the USA bring Vietnam to the negotiating table?
>>533667884
>>533672377>cannibal from the Congo would be a better leaderbased supporter of emperor bokassa
>>533672334Fast af boy
>>533667759>HE DIDN’T DESTROY IRANS NAVY >HERE’S A FLEET OF FISHING BOATSLmfao brown cope is so fucking funny. Never change you subhuman retards
>>533671790Brazil is superior than Portual and Brazilians eat "sopa de macaco" and they say it's "uma delicia"
>>533672219That doesn't explain the conduct of the war by the pentagon, they would have run about a million scenarios on Iran played huge war games with super computer Iran's, their first act was to kill their almost dead spiritual leader and hit a girls school with a meter accurate tomahawk missile. They did this without having point defensive weapons at all their bases, including the 5th fleet HQ, no combat air patrol over said bases or radar installations. Then you have Iran, what was their response ? To bomb Tel Aviv, the left wing stronghold of Israel, the city where they're desperate to get rid of Netandyahoo, don't worry about the Zionist air bases or military massing on the border with Lebanon, bomb the lefties.
>>533667999Still a pain in the arse when they can drop a mine or two each.
>>533672572Oh, right, the Venezuela shit where lefties showed the world they think a small vessel with 200hp of outboard motors is a fishing boat.
>>533672591Holy mother of AI hallucination.
>>533672591People like to pretend the US military and intelligence are top tier supermen with plans for everything but in reality they are a bunch of fucking retards. Does no one remember them fumbling in Afghanistan and Iraq for 20 years? Literally the first thing they did in both countries was ensure 98% of the population despised them. >hurrr lests make sure that the people that currently support us wont have any drinking water tomorrow HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>533667999Even aircraft carriers aren't safe in 2026. If they were, you guys wouldn't be hiding them right now.
>>533668486Go on then send in your Navy if it’s so easy (you won’t)
>>533672576Can confirm
>>533672752How exactly do you hide an aircraft carrier? I’m pretty sure you can find it online even.Stepping into these Iran propaganda threads reminds me that you’re one earthquake away from banging rocks again.
>>533667759>33 boatsThis is fake and photoshopped. There is no way the boats would sail so close to each other.
>>533667999What is the Strait status Amerifat?
>>533667759>20 zodiacsoh yeah ranjeet, that's a navy alright
>>533667999Trips of truth
>>533667999>33
>>533667999>33i'm tired boss
>>533667759>muh 33 speedboatsthis just means that "Mehdi H." is a freemason who stopped counting boats at 33, not that the event is necessarily fake
>>533672716It's almost as if the elites use the US military to play a role in their geopolitical plans and not to actually fight a war to win it. This is the same thing, that's all i'm saying. When they train officers and soldiers they're kind of forced to train them in how to win, when what they actually then order them to do in an actual real scenario differs so completely from any basic training you should know it's bullshit.
>>533672887Real life war demonstrates that the US Navy is not that unbeatable and all mighty ultimate military force that we see in Hollywood.Ameritards:>It's an Iranian propaganda thread>muh Navy can erase the ME if they wanted to>muh aircraft carriers are visible from space, no one is hiding themStaying kilometers away from the range of the weapons of the country you're attacking is also considered hiding even if everyone can see where you are, retard.
>>533668349Turns out the future belongs to small craft.
>>533672382>There is only one China and China cannot "take" itself.The CCP isn't owed Taiwan when they can't even manage their own country. >The government in Taiwan is simply the remnant of the losing side in the Chinese civil war.That's rich. Leashing Hong Kong did nothing for the CCP. Taking Taiwan isn't going to help China's economy either. A majority of Chinese citizens are starting to realize that the CCP will kill you whether you are completely subserviently to them or not.
>>533671512>You lost, tranny
>>533673348the china cope is funnyalways the same scriptamerica has fallen a long, long way
>>533673337the future belongs to missiles. if all you need is defense then speedboats are a perfectly acceptable and cost effective naval missile platform (especially if your guys are brave enough to actually, you know. die.)
>this is NOTHING, they're fucking NOTHING, we're losing a fight to NOTHING Yet another night where I drink my fill of/k/ike pain like wine, excellent
>>533668337Dude...they dont even need a boat to close the strait. They sent a message over the air waves that it was closed...and that was it buddy. Everybody parked thier ships and was no chancing it....not even the US Navy.
>>533667759Here's the thing. The submarines and drone attack boats are technically part of the navy, but Americans have the benefit of redefining words. So the definition of a navy is now, exclusively, aircraft carriers and warships. Obviously this is stupid, since the IRGC can launch attacks from land and have no need for warships as they don't play Team America World Police.
>>533673348Taiwan is armed to the tits with western weapons and their rogue administration would 100% take their own population as hostages to stop any mainland China invasion and the CCP doesn't want to genocide their own citizens just to regain control of the island or they would have already do it if they ever wanted to.>A majority of Chinese citizens are starting to realize that the CCP will kill you whether you are completely subserviently to them or not.That's rich coming from someone who has a government that has killed so many of their loyal citizens in false flag attacks around the world and in their own homeland to justify military interventions.
>>533673975no doubt the reunification of china will be peaceful, yeah
It's happening!>Source: Some nigger on social media.
>>533673561Imagine if the Iranians had used their ballistic missiles on one of the US carriers, say five of the Shahab-3 type that disperse 40 to 80 submunitions at high altitude, these land over an area of about 1 kilometer, that alone would overwhelm the missile defense of a carrier group. Just one of the 100lb bomblets would be bad news for any ship.
>>533667999good enough for ukraine to defeat russia, vlad.
>>533674333>ukraine to defeat russiaLolLmao
>>533674129Well, every battlefield is peaceful after everyone dies, lol
>>533667999>having an unlimited amount of shahed drones is not an airforce>.t amerimutt
>>533672887>How exactly do you hide an aircraft carrier?By keeping it out of effective range
>>533674333>american education
>>533672918Blockaded
>>533672716kek, funny story about that too. They'd call US soldiers "jews." Humvee convoy rolling through, "the jews are here." Even camel jockeys know what's up.
>>533668040>two weeks away from having a nuke for the 1,300th two weeks in a row?That was really funny.
>>533674937>>533672887 unironically thinks that you need put it under a giant cardboard box to call it "hidden".>>533675260"There are entire years that feel like only a few days and two weeks that feel like several decades" - Netanyahu, probably
>>53366799910,000 american farmers with guns in 1776 wasn't a proper "army" either, yet they BTFO the british.
>>533671328>msn>bing browser>believing jewish newsthe state of pol in 2026
>>533675057
Kek
>>533672334Its because the basic migger only thinks of conventional warfare. They think the US having 13 carrier battlegroups, thousands of tanks, hundreds of aircraft etc is a "proper" army. Because Iran has almost none of those things, they think Iran is weak and not a threat. And yet Iran, a natural fortress, has resisted everything the US could throw at it.By the way, bombing your enemy with aircraft has never won any war on its own since aircraft were invented. Only boots on the ground can fully subdue an enemy.
>>533667759HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCK TRUMPFUCK MAGAFUCK THE USA
>>533667759Hardly surprising. The IRGC Navy is very decentralized and has a lot of small boat assets that are very difficult to take out with large-scale strikes.
>>533667999OK then sail a mine destroyer and aircraft carrier into the strait big bog.
do you really need if a navy if their navy is right next to 10000 missiles hidden inside mountain bases?
>>533667759First rule of OSINT... know what normal looks like
>>533667759You realize a group of small fishing boats is completely different than say, idk, A DDG with CWIS and dozens of guns?
>>533667999>33jewminati confirmed
>>533673348>That's rich.Not even America recognizes Taiwan as a country. Almost no countries do and not for a very long time. Taiwan has no allies. America sells them stuff and pretends to protect them but that's it, and we have all seen many times how American protection plays out.>Taking Taiwan isn't going to help China's economyIt isn't an economic issue, reunification is just an inevitability. Taiwan's people are undeniably Chinese and the history of the government there is 100% just being a remnant from the civil war's losing side, propped up by American patronage.
>>533678164>do you really need if a navy if their navy is right next to 10000 missiles hidden inside mountain bases?why not both?
>>533667999Migger COPE
