Because they didn't have bankruptcy law, I would probably be one of those guys who goes to debtor's prison. How about you?
>>533672792Dead in a field after a cabinet war or a priest.
>>533672792I'd be a tupakka farmer :DDD
>>533672856You didn't have to join the military. They didn't draft people until the Seven Years War and even then, they preferred men who volunteered. When it came to the Royal Navy, they had men who roamed pubs to press gang drunkards, but they had a man on lookout and when he saw press gangers were coming, he would warn everyone in the pub and they'd all run away.
>>533672792there is no I
>>533672987I do beg your pardon, old boy?
>>533672973I didn't say I'd be conscripted.
>>533673042Fair enough. It's noble to serve your country. I served in the navy myself.
>>533672792Ive thought about this before. Im very short sighted, so I probably would have been fucked in the not so distant past.
>>533672792Given my lineage, i'd be a carpenter. Like my father and son.Cute rokoko painting tho.
>>533673481You could've made clocks and shit. That would be based as fuck. I would love to make clocks out of brass and shit.
>>533673528You also could've been Prussian and living under Frederick the Great!!
>>533673568depends if I could have afforded to buy eye glasses. For some history.The first thing the bongs did after ww2 with the new free health care was to provide free glasses and false teeth.
>>533672792A Vampire.
>>533673740See, burger. Some time ago we had this funny thing called Ariernachweis. I can trace my lineage longer than your country declared independence. I would've been a carpenter.
>>533674276Free healthcare is based. So much so that we even have a small version of it in the United States. But maybe I'm misunderstanding. If you're nearsighted then you should be able to see things right in front of your face, no? I'm the same. I need glasses to see far away, but I can see close up things fine. So I would probably be an artisan of some sort. I would hope that I would be smart enough to make a clock, but maybe I would just be the guy who makes rope by walking around in a circle all day. You know what I'm talking about, it was on one of the Historical Farm shows with Ruth Goodman.
>>533674374Based as fuck. I'm jealous bro. I'm only 4 percent jew. Hopefully they would've let me live because they would know that I wouldn't pass those genes on. I have pale skin and red hair, so hopefully that would categorize me as Aryan.
>>533672792Dead or maimed in a factory accident.
>>533674738You're thinking of the 19th century. I used to think that the 19th century was my favorite century until I learned about the factories. Early 18th century was the latest possible time before the Industrial Revolution, that's why I like it. The unabomber was correct. His manifesto sucked though.
>>533672792Dead at birth.
>>533674611>"only" 4 percent jew>red hair>no mention of eye colourngmi
>>533675110I'm glad you brought that up because "historians" always claim that a bagillion kids died and a bagillion adults died of diseases, but if you look at the actual percentages, 70 percent of kids and adults lived. And when you think about it, it has to have been that way, otherwise we wouldn't have survived as a species.>>533675198Blue eyes.
>>533672792Head to the new world to trap beavers. Get mauled to death by a bear.
>>533674457I suppose so, but how would I have been able to navigate day to day life?I do indeed know what you are saying about rope making. They were made in the longest buildings in history during the 18th century.
>>533672792>marry the youngest cunny i can pump her full of children >have a younger mistress on the side>own some small farm someplace >grow old/ die happy with my dicc in an even younger mistress >????????>profit
>>533672792I believe that I have engineering and physics knowledge to land myself in the 1%.Hell, go there with a electrical engineering textbook and its like being christopher columbus looking up south american savages.
>>533675490If that's true, you would be one of the originators of steam engine technology, but your invention would not be utilized to it's full potential until someone else came along and perfected it in 1760. You'd be like James Watt.
>>533674611>I'm jealousIt gets a bit more boring in the big picture. >30 years war over>some dude out of who knows becomes carpenter at castle/fortress in Eiffel>castle gets busted in 1870>current guy moves to the next bigger city and opens yet another wood workshop>4 percent jewJokes aside, you'd usually be in the clear if your father's side has four generations without influences. There's a whole subplot gypsies and "unknown/undocumented origin" being a far bigger problem for the average joe, but of course jews don't wanna talk about that.>red hair, pale skinToo pale and you got sorted either way. The sick were also dumped into second class.
>>533672792they made a movie about it
>>533675916proto clav
>>533675799I started a thread about it in /his/, picrel was an anon's response:
>>533672792Id just do what I'm doing now, male prostitute
>>533672792I would live an illiterate peasant life in Brittany
>>533676107Did French peasants during the reign of Louis XIV like wine or beer?
You'll probably be dead from a waterborne illness in a week or so. No toilets, sinks, plumbing, worse than India.
>>533675916Top movie that, one of my favs. Gonna re watch it tonight.
>>533676186Cider https://youtu.be/ZpRE3NvBH4g?si=YDsd1rjL_drmwTz7
>>53367624070 percent lived faggot. Keep telling us lib lies.
>>533673481You can cure shortsightedness, its a giant scam. If you are a 4channer then youre almost guaranteed to be terminally online, which means youve spent a very abnormal portion of your life staring at a screen. Your eyes adjust to what tasks you make them do. A screen a foot in front of your face is the brightest and closest object an eye can perceive. Its the visual equivalent of eating nothing but candy. It would be healthier to spend more time looking at things that are dimmer and further away. Also sunlight is good for the eyes, you can look straight at the sun, definitely a lot healthier than spending all day staring at an array of fluorescent bulbs which is what you are currently doing.Psa: anyone can cure nearsightedness, it's easy and straightforward, just stop staring at screens and start going outside
>>533676028Well duh, there was a shit ton of jews(rich merchants) and (poor) aristocracy. Of course those got away with special treatment, but don't bother expecting the same for the common people.
The effects of childhoods spent indoors in artificial lighting studying books and computers
>>533676495Myopia Dystopia. No, I'm not trying to be clever. It's genuinely fucking depressing. Thanks for sharing, anon.
>>533676272The French are based.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM-E2H1ChJM
>>533672792They lived with no niggers around, lucky af.
>>533676728This.
>>533672792Probably an organist at a church until the clergy kicks me out for drinking on the job
>>533672792Exploring shit.At least there was still something to exploreNowadays everything is gay as fuck.
>>533676425former blacksimith and welder now a project manger staring at a screen all day, it all fucks with your eyes.You are right about sun light though. Blacksmiths in the past were known for having fucked eye sight.
>>533672792I would probably get sick and die shortly after birth
>>533673740Prussia was one of the poorest German states, no thanks.
>>533672792> If You Were Alive in the Early 18th Century, What Would Your Fate Be? Having niggers tongue my anus
>>533676865Then you would be part of the 30 percent, not the 70 percent.
>>533676950Wrong. Prussia was a golden age when it was spearheaded by the Fredericks.
