>Muslim girl at Palestine protests>she's nice and cute>she likes me>she asks me to visit her Mosquewhat do?
>>533672927Stop writing fanfic.
>>533672927Fuck her right in the pussy
>>533672927get a rub and tug on the way home and forget about her
>>533672927When I was a kid I was in Saudi for a bit and I had this neighbor named Andrew, he was an Australian married to a pretty religious Muslim woman, they had two kids that I hung out withI asked my mom about it and apparently his parents were initially against his conversion but by the time of the wedding they accepted it, and then the kids came along and things got betterPretty interesting tbqh
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>>533672927>what do?
>>533672927Open fire when in mosque.
>>533673913what if open bobs?
>>533672927>>she likes meshe wont if you do cuck shit like converting to her ideas. just sperg about the jews and get you some tight brown pucci, retard
Ask for sex first, if she says yes she is serious. If you have to "convert" to marry her then sure why not, larping to get a good wife is a tale as old as time.
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>>533673825You seem to really be considering it, but do you even really know this girl? Either way, good luck and I hope the best for youPS I don't like the Kaaba's black curtains. Green or white or full gold even would look nicer
I'd sooner convert to Satanism, mudslimes.
Probably just trying to convert you, make sure she puts out first
>>533674072>Ask for sex firstI thought /pol/ was a Christian board?
Tell her you'll do it if she sucks your dick. If it's not very good, ghost her.
>>533674388>christians on /pol/Those are all jews.
>>533674389Ghosting people is nigger/woman behaviour.
>>533672927>go to a mosque>say "the magic words"Congratulations, you are now a Muslim! Enjoy the sandnigger pussy x 4!
>>533675126What's the magic word?Is this the cure to inceldom?
>>533675126Don't you need to get circumcised to become muslim?
>>533675294>"There is no God but Allah, and Muhammad is his prophet."Just learn to say that sentence in Arabic, and all the sandniggers will see you as one of them. You literally do not have to do anything else.>>533675315>Don't you need to get circumcised to become muslim?No, penis mutilation isn't actually a religious requirement, unlike in Judaism.
>>533675595Well yeah but sincerity matters and depending on the person they may be able to spot itLike if she's looking to marry and she's relatively religious, you're gonna have to fake your prayers 5 times a day and also don't forget RamadanWhy do all this, seriouslyJust find another girl
>>533675774Maybe in Jordan they follow all prayers, but I've met Muslims in the UK that don't. Some even came for pub crawls having beers with us. I bet in America it's like that too. Maybe the girl wants to be Muslim but also live western women values, so she went for a non religious guy.
>>533674147It used to have green or white long long ago. Though I think black suits it greatly. It gives it a very impressive presence when you're right in front of it that I think brighter colors just won't achieve.
>>533672927Tell her you’re taking her to church, then take her to church. Imagine adopting a woman’s religion instead of dicking her until she says the Lord’s Prayer.
>>533673026They usually prefer in the ass to keep themselves pure
>>533676376I see the appeal of making it look more formidable, plus black hides stains and dirt and all better, but I just think all white with some gold would look just as imposingOr even a nice blueI just wish they'd at least switch it up a little, fine keep it mainly black but I dunno make it more colorful on Eid and all
>>533672927Go and enjoy the experience and meet new people. Some of the best people I know are Muslim. You'll be fine.
>>533674245You wouldn't pass the IQ test.
>>533676474You will never be a woman
>>533672927BWC time
>>533672927Death to race mixers!
>>533675595In a pinch you can get by with "durka durka mohammad jihad". Muslims laugh their asses off with than shit.
>>533676546Yea could be interesting. I think most of the reason why it's kept black today is cause the early muslims used to use black banners as well as that one prophecy about the army with the black banners. Regardless I don't think the sauds will ever change anything.
>>533672927Sexy Mormons have invited me to their church a couple times after I told them I'm Atheist but they weren't smart enough to actually flirt with me so I haven't gone yet. Maybe I should tell them what the real deal is next time but it's risky.
>>533672927>>she asks me to visit her Mosquekek she's talking about her pussy you dense cunt she wants you to fuck her
>>533672927Literally never happened
Mail her a bomb
>>533672927Go with her and leave the chud life behind
>>533672927It's a trap.
I've witnessed a few male converts in my life but that was with a sect of the amhadi or ammidah muslims (whatever one came about in the 19th century that is explicitly hated by the rest)Mostly /r9k/ tier men and they had a bunch of kids and still practice islam to this dayThe women converts to shia or sunny proper though basically corrupted the men into being north american lmao
>>533672927i don't know
>>533672927Since you're on /pol/, you're likely a retarded Christian and already believe in the same Jewish god as her.
>>533672927Thrust your big Boeing 747 into her tight Twin Towers and spill your jet fuel all down her elevator shaft if you catch my drift
>>533672927Tell her you don’t visit a girls mosque before having sex with her…
