Why am I supposed to hate Iran again?
>>533681275Dooooeeeet!
>>533681275They can't just cut it. It's a big cable.
>>533681275My sources tell me cables are stablePlease god
>>533681442for you
>>533681442For you
>>533681442It's pretty easy to do with magnesium torches
>>533681275Are they trying to make everyone hate them on purpose, or what? They're acting like Krang, Cobra Commander, or Skeletor.
>>533681275This is so based. I want to see it all fall apart
>>533681275>cut their jamboy shill army off from the internet.lolLMAO!
>>533681275what would actually happen then? something? nothing?
>>533681275Circumcisions
>>533681532If by "hate" you mean "love" then yesThe world would be a better place if third world shitholes did not have internet access.
>>533681442They wouldn't have to literally slice it. Just drop some undex or whatever and call it a day
>>533681275
>>533681275>>533681275OHH NOONOT THE HECKIN SHIT SKIN CABLERINO
MF DOOOO EEEEETTTT!!!!
>>533681275what the fuck do we get everything from the strait of hormuz? oil and the internet?
>>533681275Haha, no way the US can counter droning undersea cables. Marines are shaking in fearCheckmate USA
>>533681275Iranians are niggers. Burning down their own neighborhood when they chimp out.
>>533681732Good, hopefully everyone dies in the fire.
>>533681442Russia has accidently cut a few in the Baltics iirc>>533681532A lot of people in the region Id imagine are quietly cheering them on. They dont like their oil rich dictators.
if they manage to take indians off the internet, i will praise Allah and follow the Supreme Leader. they can make trump kneel for all i care, fuck jeets for ruining the internet especially omegle.
>>533681590I get that. And I agree in principle. But there's a lot of very rich and powerful people who might be ambivalent on Iran right now that this would piss off. Them attacking all kinds of civilian infrastructure is not how you make yourself look like the victim of American imperialism.
>>533681442nigga it's just plastic
>>533681275Why can't we do that?
>>533681801>especially omegleqrd? Ive never used it
NO MORE MEMEFLAGS
>>533681732>Iranians are niggers. Burning down their own neighborhood when they chimp out.their neighbors host jewish demons who infect the rest of the region like 28 days later.I hope Iran goes maximalist destruction on them all
>>533681442release the shorks
India can send .001% of their population to the west and still end up kicking their asses lol
>>533681275This will happen. The machinations have already started
>>533681275I bet they won't
>>533681812There is no single Iran there are two factions within the country: one is a pro-Chinese that wants to become Chinese colony another one are radicals who hate them for being pagan dogs, Trump is eliminating the first elite group on behalf of the former who could do nothing about them since they had all the power in exchange for it they destroy Gulf oil assets that provide oil for China.
>>533681442Sharks do it
If the US is playing by "might makes right" then can't really complain when Iran uses every means at its disposal (their own might) to fight back.
>>533681903iran is israel you fucking retard, they are two pockets of the same pair of pants. one causes violence in the region which then causes refugees to invade the west, then the other responds to said violence with more violence which is then reacted to with even more violence which creates even more refugees to invade the west. but you already knew this huh you fucking kike
>>533681275Imagine getting your internet from a cable in the sea lol
>>533681442u u u u
>>533681275How would that benefit Iran? USA and Isarel can do war crimes without internet on.
>>533682143Who cares? As long as it disconnects the subhumans from the internet everyone wins!
>>533681442Are you really suggesting Iran can't build a giant pair of scissors and use some sort of hydraulic press to pull the two blades together? The last time someone doubted Iran their name was Donald Trump and now look at where we are.
>>533681275Please god.
>>533682027Bees do it.
>>533682024I haven't heard this, but it makes sense.
>>533682143I guess, but they depends WAAAAAYYYYY MORE on internet and modern communications than Iran does. Iran is fucking carriers delivery messages and underground lan lines. Whereas the U.S. can't even pick targets without asking ChatGPT first.
>>533681275So much fuckkng saber rattling from both sides. Biggest group of pussies I’ve ever seen. Someone fucking do something. >checks the time Oh right
>>533681791>Russia has accidentlyyeah undersea smoking accident so unnfair to seize kremlin ships now why everyone bully Russia after Ukraine invaded?
>>533681442>(you)>(you)>(you)>(you)
Iran must now cut Indian cables every 3 months as part of the new deal
>>533682143Those cables being cut would do vast damage to the US economy. Holy shit are you just pretending to be stupid? The US literally wargamed out this possibility because it's a rational move.
>>533681275please god yes let this happen
>>533681442for (You)
>>533681992
>cutting the 3000+ year prophesised cablesJesus will be absolutely fucking pissed at this development
>>533682331>Iran must now cut Indian cables every 3 months as part of the new dealhow will nucommie /pol/ survive without their kremlin jeet jam transporters?
>>533681275>be india>famine due to insufficient fertilizers>heat wave, country hotter than africa>no internet soon"victory" jeet bros.. it's over
>>5336814424u
>>533682580If that ever happens, whoever pushes the button will be a real human being and a real hero.
>>533681964Heh, wireshark
>>533681870I think he meant those jeets that jerk off in omegle that scared the hoes out of the site, but afaik that was pretty common since forever.
>>533681275Why didn't they do this on the first day, fucking cowards.
>>533681275If satellites are real why do we need archaic underwater cable?Also, any iranians in here, please yeet the jeets. they are ruining chess.com
>>533682346Like I said USA and Israel can go mask off without Internet unless Iran's allies china and russia will only join in the fight without internet on.Also its global internet everyone is fked.
>>533681456Keep us updated, Tim
>>533681791The IRGC is financed by oil, anon.
>>533682737>Also its global internetNo its notThat particular cable would only cut off a huge section of the planet from the internetand it just so happens that that section of the planet is filled with nothing but subhumans!Everyone wins!
>>533682729satellites can't handle that much bandwidth. Not even close.
>>533681528They expect one autist to address the with sincerity brother
>>5336819921 white man is worth a thousand jeets in any endeavor on or off the battlefield.
>>533681275Holy shit please do. I'd actually support them for once.
>>533682024It's bullshit but I believe it.
>>533681275They are grasping for straws and creating many more enemies in the process. Meanwhile, everyone is starting to wake up and see Iran / IRGC for the terrorist state that it is. They need to be removed from this planet.
>>533681275No, billions of subhumans will not be disconnected from the internet. The internet traffic will automatically be rerouted and latency will slightly increase but that's all./pol/tards don't understand how the internet works, I'm shocked.
>>533682729Latency and the inverse square rule. Read a book.
>>533681275I guess elon fucking won this time.
>>533683098cope harder achmed
>>533682729>archaic underwater cables>Archaic>Fiber optic cablesSatellite internet is shit. Even starlink isn't great and if too many people were using it speeds would be even worse. Plus any weather conditions cause issues.
>>533681275Based Iran
>>533681532just stfu and enjoy the theater asshole
>>533683194It's shit for now, and still a viable alternative for jeets to still be connected.
This would actually make glowniggers seethe like no tomorrow.Eliminating the marketshare of their botfarms is like depriving them of purpose. They pride themselves on the fact that they can brainwash entire countries like Vietnam, Thailand etc.But if you just cut their cables, you effectively castrate them.
>>533681442It's more like a series of tubes. What happens if you bust one of the pipes in your house? Bad shit is what.
>>533683063You sound like teachers charging to the rescue when the bullied kid finally has enough and throws hands. Also pretty sure you're either a boomer or a kike, which are spiritually the same thing.
>>533683312Most jeets would not be able to afford a monthly starlink subscription or even buy the hardware.
>>533683309Oh I'm enjoying it. The whole situation is peak entertainment. The US vs. Iran is like a drunk husband fighting his hysterical wife who's throwing dishes and pans around the house, she hit the cat and the baby's crying upstairs.
>>533681275Wait… why is Iran the bad guy again?
>>533683165>cutting a few cables is going to do anything at allAt best it will be a minor inconvenience, most people won't even notice because the border gateway protocol (BGP) automatically detects failures and re-routes traffic.I don't expect /pol/tards to actually know anything about the internet.
>>533681801Lol. This.
>>533683337I thought it was more like a big truck?
>>533681870Omegle is/was a video chat service where you match with random people around the world. It was full of jeets jerking off and underage girls flashing their tits. Like chat roulette if you’ve heard of that
>>533683568It is specifically NOT like a big truck. You can't just dump things in the bed.
>>533681275Boo hoo, no one wants to talk to them anyway.
>>533683515Modern day Muttmerican brain control has pivoted to manipulating youtube and facebook algorithms to make you see the messages they want you to see. If you suddenly cut off 90 million people it's going to stir up a lot of butthurt in the glownigger system.
>>533681442Four yoo
>>533681275Good guy Iran is fixing the world
>>533681992>tfw you were on the verge of effortposting over b8I've been here too long
>>533681442Are you sure about that, buddy?
>>533683509Iran has always been the good guy.
>>533681275exactly what countries are gonna get cut off then?
>>533684376It would be everybody. They would be isolating themselves.I see it as viable, it's the most anti-CIA move you can make. But you really need strong connection/support from countries like China/Russia or you probably will have a bad time.
>>533684376Some ME shitholes and parts of India.
>>533683115>inverse square ruleJust looked that up wouldn't that mean the cables are worse seeing as how they use light to cover far more distance?>>533683194>Fiber optic cablesHow long have those cables been operational? Still old tech.
>>533681532Their point is "dont fuck with us we can do as much or more damage to you and we arent afraid of you." Its pretty effective so far, Trump wouldnt be so pissed if he wasnt getting schooled by them in asymmetric warfare. Honestly its masterfully played by the persians.
>>533682239Lets do itLets fall in love
>>533681964>>533682693Lies and projection. Sharks are harmless ocean animals who would love nothing more than to live in harmony with everything in the sea. Dolphins are the real problem here. You should keep your eye on those guys!
>>533683479Elon would subsidize the price like plenty of software services of the US in india. In fact, he did that with Ukraine and during the iran rebellion earlier this year.
>>533684603If they keep this up, they're going to have worse things than Trump to deal with. Mercs. Mercs have no RoE.
>>533684521Oh no.Oh god no.Those poor retarded scammers.
>>533681812The americans and their allies started it. If the allies or the americans get attacked how is that anything but reprocussions for continued transgressions. All of these oil rich countries have shown themselves to be useless. Iran has attacked them and they did fuck all, their militaries are basically just shiny toys to flex with otherwise they would be joining in. They arent because they know how toothless they are and that iran is the only true military state in the gulf.
>>533684521>and parts of IndiaGod please cut that cable, the seething would be so fucking funny
>>533683165I love brown people
>>533681275>Cut cablesCan't they just use wifi?
>>533681275>no more browns on 4chaniran was the good guy all along.God Speed!
>>533681442It would be extremely painful
>>533681275>Why am I supposed to hate Iran again?Because they're not doing it for your deranged white nationalism fantasies, but to undercut US allies in Asia and the middle east. AKA they're simply trying to weaken us by denying us access to all of Asia or at least sow chaos in India ect until everyone caves to their demands.At this point Iran is literally a terrorist nation.I was rooting for them in the beginning, but they simply lash out at every country not even part of the US-Israel bullshit and destroy civilian infrastructure because they're butthurt.I'm also pretty sure there is no unified government left in Iran and its just generals doing whatever the fuck they want without coordination. Only a complete braindead vegetable would believe Mojtaba is still alive.
>>533681275i wanna vote for the ayatollah
>iranian cable is the only thing keeping jeets onlineGod please let it happen.Though knowing elon he'd give them satellite internet or something, and jeets would build another temple to him.
>>533684725shut up you fag, jew golem bitch lmao
>>533684909Yeah I don't care if pajeets and koreans and africans lose access to interent. I literally do not give a fucking damn.
>>533681626nice image fag
>>533681442The flotilla is already otw.
>>533681442They cannot do because everyone knows that internet cables are fake, internet is in the air and big telcos just hide the truth from everyone.
>>533684725Sure. Well Im sure you know the region better than iran does. They seem to have it on lock down so ill trust their judgements. They have the world's largest super power pissing and shidding itself because it cant find a way to save face and deescalalate the situation. I wonder if Donald will admit to himself that Jared kushner and bibi lied to him on purpose to get the us engaged. Or if every kiked advisor he has is just running cover for them. Regardless of what happens to iran at this point the US has lost. I dont think there is a single conflict that had such a significant amount of deterrent clout lost in modern history. Everybody knows you have to throw bodies at a problem and the us thinks its better than that. We are wrong. All war is a meat grinder. Otherwise its just another special military operation.
>>533685020Shipping companies have a lot of capital to pay PMCs to defend their ships. You're going to see them enter the war soon. They don't care about anything other than their ships and the cargo they carry.
>>533681442WaitWhat if they went to spaceAnd thenDropped like, 3 dimes from orbitDirectly above the cablesEach dime would be able to make the cut>I charge by the hour
>>533681275Sources tell me the connections are stable
Sand niggers are well sand niggers. Once I nuke this scum off the earth and sell their women for whores in New York all will be better. Soon Patriots soon. Donald.
>>533681275>arm and fund militant muslim extremest groups, houthis, hamas, hezbollah>attack uninvolved countries>hold hostage the world's energy supply coming from neighboring countries>cut communications to/from neighboring countries>people still say that iran is not a terrorist regime
>>533681682Kek seriously cnn reporting now there's a baby formula shortage
>>533681275Fake news! Mighty american air force bombed all iranian cable cutters. Murica won.
>>533682819IRGC for whatever it's worth actually puts money back into Iran with a metric fuck ton of civil infrastructure. All the GCC emirates haven't done shit for the people and they're horribly unpopular.
>>533681275SAR DO NOT
>>533681442This post is one of the early ones and has a shit ton of replies, so it must be correct ;^)
>>533681275They are going to save us from India.
>>533685758-Israel is the terrorist state, and those "extremist" groups are the resistance.-If world wants its energy supply, then all it has to do is not fuck with IranThe jew cries out in pain as he strikes you.You kikes really need new material. No one is buying it.
>>533682308put me in charge of iran. id fuck shit up!
>>533681275What will Indians do without internet OP?
>>533681275>gambling>iran threatens>threatensthat is kike money making machine at work
>>533682068>If the US is playing by "might makes right"But the US isn't doing that. Trump isn't even willing to attack power plants.
>>533681275Will this cause data pollution?
>>533681442That's what she said.
>>533681275K. Do India next.
>>533681275If they cut the ones to india i will forever be grateful. Praise be Allah.
>>533686242That's not how you use that
>>533686122He's not attacking the power plants because Iran will retaliate by hitting the power plants of US allies throughout the region. Then desalination plants, air conditioning etc. no longer work and places like Dubai become uninhabitable. The US is very much playing by might makes right because they have no legal basis for this war. Fuck you are dense.
>>533684827
>>533685954>-Israel is the terrorist state, and those "extremist" groups are the resistance.I don't disagree with you there, but if israel was wiped out tomorrow by iran and its muslim hordes, they would then turn their forces to focus on the US and europe next. canada is mostly irrelevant, but eventually even you would be required to bend your jeet knee to sharia law. its no great secret that jews and muslims are eternal enemies and this will always be the case as long as israel occupies muslim holy land. your assumption that the muslim's ire is limited to israel is just retarded. shrimple as.
>>533681275Do it
>>533686300Iran has been striking civilian infrastructure since day one. Including desalination plants and bridges and Trump wouldn't even strike their oil infrastructure. The US can destroy their infrastructure much faster than they can destroy the gulf states'. B 52s vs a few dozen drones a day.
The best part about this war is how it shows how poorly thought out that globalism really is. A global one-world liberal order is impossible and this proves it. All someone needs to do is harangue an important seaway or some other infrastructure and the whole thing shits the bed.There are no friends or allies, no global power, no economies. It's bullshit. Fake faggot-ass bullshit.Here are some prohibited plantains.
>>533686572Europe doesn't need Israel's bullshit to keep Islam out of Europe. In fact, Israel's bullshit and their jewish cousins in the west are the fucking reason muslims are encouraged and emboldened to even consider fucking with the west. We are up in their shit as well propping up dictatorships and interfering with their affairs. There are ways to handle this without kike middlemen butchering children in our name.
>>533682580Imagine the smell
>>533681275>IRAN TO CUT INTERNET CABLESthat would be an actual, respectable 21st century flex as opposed to usa b52 homosexuality lol
>>533681275get them to cut india off too
>>533682024there's a ufo crashed on the world's largest uranium deposit. Under OIL. we needs it.
>>533686704YOU WILL NOT EAT NIGGERSLOP, ONLY GOYSLOP
>>533681275PLEASE IRAN, PLEASE>>533686704NOT REAL GLOBALISM, REAL GLOBALISM HAS NEVER BEEN TRIEDSeriously, in the mid 20th century this shit would never have happened, American leadership would've been smarter and used softer tools. Globalism demanded the use of soft power, attained through financial instruments and economics. They would never have started a war with a country sitting on an important trade route; responded to aggression from them at most.
>>533681275god i wish this war was real
>>533681275/pol/ would literally die overnight
>>533687675They've been doing the soft power tricks with Iran for 40+ years. The only reason they never tried this shit before is because they knew that Iran would do this with the straight. Israel and the GCC want Iran gone. That's why they all signed the Abraham Accords and they made the Board of Peace. The Arabs and Jews are beefing with Iran, and using the only power in the world they can to get the job done.
>>533687989If by "die" you mean "be saved" then yes
>Iran is going to disrupt the UAE live streams of international hookers getting shit on by dudes in dressesNUKE THEM NOWWWW
Does this mean onlyfans will go bankrupt with shitskins unable to pay?
>>533681442>>533681442>>533681442>>533681442
>>533683383>Iran is a bullied kidYou don’t get to cry victim while funding terrorist proxies like a bunch of kikes decades. Some of the worst terrorist attacks in history were committed by Iran. Second only to Israel.
It won't happen because it is too much of a good thing, but unironically the entire world and society would start to heal if the internet died. Wouldn't want to be living in specific urban areas of the world though.
>>533681275Where can we send them money?This is gonna disconnect India from the human internet.
They better take out the Starlinks over India / jam them too.The only real problem is if they do it and threaten to keep doing it the rest of the world is never going to want this war to end
>>533688387Ok Pvt Ramirez
>>533681682No, but it's the perfect excuse to raise price, even when the barrel is below 2008 levels.
>>533681442
>>533681275based! BASED! B A S E D!
>>533688551What kind of jam?
PLEASE PLEASE DO IT. LETS CRASH THE AI BULLSHIT BUBBLE ONCE AND FOR ALL
>>533681442For (((You)))
>>533681275Please god...
>>533681275Yeah....they threatened to post Trump's loli rape videos too.
>>533681275>imagining life without internet again
>>533681275NO NOT LE HECKING INTERNETINO
>>533681275Would this cut us off from India?Will I be able to use my home phone and cellular inbox again? No longer having to answer over a dozen spam calls at work everyday?If there's a chance of these things, please Iran do this, inshallah.
Wouldn't that ultimately be a bigger problem for them than us?
>>533686672wtf I now support both sides of this retarded war.God Bless the USA and Iranian eMartyrs, inshallah ackbar.
>>533681442>>533681456You can cut an internet cable with just a cargo ship. You drop the anchor on one side, power up the ship and drag the anchor across it. The anchor grabs the cable and rips it apart by sheer pulling force. Ships do it by accident when the crew doesn't pay attention to internet cable maps before dropping anchor. So the exact positions of the cable are public knowledge.
>>533689467fuck thatsend seal team 6
Hey retards, whatever cables they cut, the data will just get routed via the Pacific.This is yet another nothingburger.
>>533684656This post typed by sandpaper feeling denticaled fins, desu. frfr
>>533681275Yes yes, I'm sure it's Iran and not (((((((((them)))))))))
>>533681275Who gives a fuck, everyone will switch to starlink.
>>533684603You're a moron they're gonna end up getting bombed by all their muslim neighbors.
You're talking stupid. Iran cutting undersea cables near them would only shift traffic to longer routes.
>>533686572Yes goyim Israel is the bulwark and your service is appreciated.
>>533681580global trade shut down. If they cut the cable, there will cause latency which can be exploited and regions can lose shitloads of money due to automated trading market arbitration caused by latency. It'll be too disasterous to keep trade open.IT and help desk services offered by countries that outsource to india will grind to a halt as video conferencing and ability to remote work will be completely destroyed.IDK why Iran would treaten us with such a good time.
>>533685856Baby formula is made with petroleum byproducts.
>>533689784An educated American. You are a national treasure.
If Iran cut the nearby undersea cables, the internet would slow down a lot, but it'd still be way faster than a 56K modem. I'm sure you've all downloaded Love Hina on dial-up back in the day.
>>533681442UUUU
14-year-old American pussy.
>>533681478>>533681486hive mind
https://youtu.be/Ph9I6wyPtlw
>>533681275Reminder, Iran wasn't threatening brown internet access until Trump started fucking them up. Thank you Trump-sama!
>>533690613"The Internet" on the whole will not get slower. What would face throttling (or other uptime mitigation responses) are any users located in the Middle East and any service/site deployments to that geo region. Since plenty of large sites have multiple deployments in data centers around the world both for redundancy and for faster access times 99% of users will notice nothing different.>downloaded Love Hina on dial-up back in the dayRandom Love Hina reference in 2026? Fucking BASED.
>>533687989We are here forever nigger.>t.56k USR
>>533681275Wish Prankistan would do the same thing to India, the internet would improve 100000% if they did.
>>533681442saar the cable is too big to cut
>>533691020I imagine 4chan is OK on dialup, but most of the internet would be unusable even if you avoid big media files due to prevalence of JS sloppa. Having to download a dozen JS libs just to render a single page? Absolute nigger-shit.Modern web development is fucking cancer.
>>533681275HHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>533690613The internet would slow down a fuck ton for some people. US/Europe would be fine. Middle East, India, and Asia would massively slow down due to congestion and higher latency. Australia would choke out too. So basically nothing of value would be lost.
>>533681275And there goes 90% of the traffic on /v/
>>533681275Habibi! Come to Dubai *flute solo*
>>533681442You know what you did.
>>533681275so they not know they would be doing us a favor?please do it lmao
>>533691237>the n wordstop it with the verbal violence. just because you are anonymous doesnt give you the right to say the n word.
>>533688387Which attacks would that be?
>>533691754
>>533681442Wait until you see the next step in their master plan.
>>533691754NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER etcanyone got that gif for this nigger that spams nigger i lost it
>>533691754nigger
>>533681275PLEASE GOD DO IT
>>533691944Same, kidSame
>>533681275They're totally winning!
>>5336814424 U
>>533688387Hahhahaha kys faggot, the only terrorists on this earth are jews and usa.
>>533691754OMG THIS.PLEASE GUYS All you hafta do is replace one little letter.An m for an n.If you call them MIGGERS you can still come across like a totes badass, but you don't hafta sound like a total NAZI!
>>533691946what step?
>>533681275this iran war shit gets better everyday. praise be to allah. thank you president trump MAGA
>>533681275quick I need to know if this cuts india off from the internet to know if its based or not
>>533686672Iran would win so much favor with their Aryan cousins in the west.
>>533681275For the love of fuck please Iran
>>533684656>Not even the jif
>>533686672So what you are saying is with a dozen or so thermite charges on timers and a modest remote submersible I could do the single greatest thing for the internet in history?Intradesting.
>>533681275That would be an interesting social experiment
>>533681732Yeah
>>533685335thanks for the gold
>>533681275Just imagine the mass train juggernaut sudoku if the internet got cut off to india? Their starvation problem would increase exponentially as well. Please do it Iran
>>533683515So you're telling me the Norwegians have a direct line to Santa at the North pole?
>>533681442It'd be very painful
>>533695536>mass train juggernaut sudoku
>>533684827Strange I can perfectly read that. Hanging out with all you fuckers has made me smarter.
>>533688387No seriously name one
