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>>533684061I've got a tip for your momma shill.
>>533684139>american>tip
>>533684061How your food is so much cheaper.I blame miggers
>>533684222I blame mmeninggers
>>533684061that regal cola tastes OK but gives me the squirts, not worth saving a dollar
>>533684061>bag feeso much for leading the way with green energy
>>533684061What do you plan on doing with that whole chicken?
>>533684061>Find a real job only a pajeet would do that order you faggot
>>533684262Do you like LA Ice
>>533684221maybe he thinks that anons mom works at a fast food joint, only tip americans have really
>>533686034that a coles thing? im not sure if i've tried it or not and if i did it was a long time ago.
>>533684399>chicken and rice with zero seasonings except maybe (god forbid) the colano, this is clearly a white person
>>533686589Spoken like a true retard. You think people buy spices every trip to the store?
>>533686673They have no taste buds and need copious amounts of flavor powder.The thought of tasking the ingredients themself is strange to them.
>buys groceries from uber eats>gives people advicelmao
should've upgraded from the shit cola
>>533686511I get it at IGA. The IGA cola is good too. Regal from Aldi tastes similar to coke
>>533687022I don't mind the regal cola. Actually tastes better than black and gold cola
>>533684061>Paying a service feengmi
>>533686954Costs me three dollars more and saved me walking a couple ks
>>533687135How do you whack off the service fee
How do I survive on 120 bucks a month in the USA? I'm 13 dollars short.a large bag of beans and rice $20a bottle of vitamins - $15a large bottle of olive oil - $16.00gas $60telephone bill $10plex - $2gym - $10Total = $133
>>533688405How do you make beans and rice palatable? I'd like to povertymaxx so I can quickly save for a new SxS but I don't want to be miserable
>>533688633I drizzle it with oil and hot sauce, or pesto
>>533684061Aldi pilled budgetcels will inherit the earth.
>>533684061>25 dollars to eat like you make less than minimum wageI would kill myself
>>533688405>a large bag of beans and rice $20Do you mean eating 20 pounds of white rice and another 20 pounds of black beans bought in separate bags?Black beans alone are $2.69 for 2 lbs at the Aldi I looked at so just those are nearly 27 dollars. what amounts are you actually eating dude.>a large bottle of olive oil - $16.00Have you tried substituting canola oil?>a bottle of vitamins - $15That should be buying much more than just 30 days' worth of vitamins.Ask an AI chatbot for budgeting advice and show it the literal prices and weights of the products man.
>>533688633Invest in an instant pot, add bouillon cubes/powder to make everything taste like chicken or beef.
>>533688633If your friend, roommate or your roommate's friend keeps eating your food from the fridge flavor it with something almost nobody likes like marmite or anchovy paste to keep them away.
>>533686810>flavor powderdo you dislike spices? if you're cooking at home you should have a shelf of your favourite spices
>>533684061I got a better tip for you.Get your own shit, lazy nigger.
How much of a lazy fattie do you have to be to not do your own grocery shopping? My grandma did it into her 80s.
>>533693439Back in my day we had to walk 30 miles to bring back internet in buckets (all while barefoot) it was rough
Wow. You guys have ALDI over there? Like, this blows my mind that you guys have the same shoes we do over here lol Do you guys have something called doretoes?